>>108296448
That Linkedin post isn't doing that guy any favors.

>>108296448
Just from that post alone, I hope he is never hired and perpetually #OPENTOWORK

>>108296448
This post pissed me the fuck off and I can't articulate why.

I never look at unit tests
sure I'll get the AI to write them (we need 100% code coverage on new features), and I'll run them (and have AI fix them) before I open my own PR, but when I see unit tests in a pull request, I simply ignore them

>>108296448
didn't i tell you the other day to stop posting linkedin posts from jeets and muslims?

>>108296490
He works at this
https://www.brandsparktechnologies.in/

>>108296593
>https://www.brandsparktechnologies.in/
From a quick glance, it looks like he's the next best thing to unemployed, good.

File: 1772666006901.png (1.66 MB, 1440x1080)

1.66 MB PNG

>making 50k as a mid level c++ engineer with 5 years of corporate experience, been active in open source since 2019, have a personal blog.
>apply for jobs to improve my interviewing skills and to see what's out there, aiming for 60k.
>every company that i applied to, be it fortune 500 or small local ones, invited me for technical interviews.
>best all of them can do is 50k

>>108296448
Who would have thought that in 50 years some useless Indian would be trying to game an algorithm by posting about an argument flag you spent less than 10 minutes implementing.

>>108296630
lmao euromutts poor as shit!!!

>>108296512
Because a lot of spam posts have a similar format:

>lifehack or platitude or sob story
>hashtag spam

Saars. Why are you dungposting and not redeeming the needfuls? Also we will be upgrading to windows 12 asap.

File: 1772666506359.jpg (73 KB, 736x736)

73 KB JPG

>>108296657
at least im white and have my foreskin, but im never affording a house in this economy because they go for half a million in the city.

I hate this job so fucking much
Pretty sure I just had blood in my urine due to the stress

Going to confront my manager about why he promoted a jeet over me tomorrow, wish me luck

>>108296722
Is your manager a pajeet as well? If so, the answer is blatantly obvious. Enjoy your pip followed with unemployment if you go through with it though

>>108296630
>tfw got a $100k/yr job in 2021 with no degree or experience beyond an extremely basic portfolio site
>technical interview was fizzbuzz-tier
god i miss the tech industry before interest rates and AI fucked us

>>108296722
List of reasons why:
1. he's more competent.
2. nepotism.
3. manager is racist
4. the company has better leverage over the jeet and can turn him into a psedo-slave dependent on them for a visa
5. jeet has blackmail (unlikely)
anyways, good luck and make sure to wokecode your question if ur manager isnt based

>>108296657
I don't understand this attitude, if you have any economic sense it's straightforward that the poverty of the world is your poverty as well

>>108297174
Life is a zero sum game.

>>108297071
He may also just be a more pleasant person to get along with. Those people usually get promoted first.
No offense >>108296722 since I don't think I'm great at social stuff either, but most of the people on this site are pretty shit at human interaction.

Can someone who actually enjoys their job to some extent share a little positivity and introspective thoughts on what they enjoy? I could use some positivity right now

>>108297307
What if I gave up on enjoying work many years ago?

Got so angry today I broke a keyboard AND a mouse...

>>108297307
You get satisfaction in solving tough problems that no one on your team is able to solve. For example, there was a problem that existed for many years at a former company I worked at that not even the lead dev was able to solve. Lead dev later quit. Company moved to new ownership, and I investigated the problem when working on a new feature. Within three days, I figured out the perfect solution. I then realized the former lead dev was a lot stupider than I thought despite appearing intelligent to others. Ironically, he became a high level manager at the new company.

File: funfur.png (1.66 MB, 660x1280)

1.66 MB PNG

>be le me
>dernaged furfaggonk
>go to local pub
>conversation turns to work, as it does
>blue collar boomer in the managerial class complaining about his underlings
>"We LITERALLY don't require training, we train them ourselves, we pay them like 40$ per hour to do this, and they don't even show up!!"
>why don't you hire me then, i make way less than that and I know what a needle gun is, I'll show up
>"Well uhh you see uhhhh well hmmm we just can't you uhhh need a uhhh special stuff because we have government contracts and uhhh"
>I literally have a clearance already
>"well its not just uhh that can you put on a harness and do scary work"
>I literally have both Fall Arrest and Confined Space Entry certificates
>"well you also have to be able to do paperwork and use computer"
>I am literally an IT guy at my current job and was THE IT guy at my previous job
>"well we just can't hire you you dont have what it takes BUT KIDS THESE DAYS DONT WANNA WOOOORRRKKKKK"

Why are boomers like this? are they legally required to only hire flaky crackheads? are these the kind of conversations happening at "tech" places too? inb4 indians, i got shown photos of their team and they're all either snow white or full nigger (not even african, some "interbred with whites for two generations 200 years ago but then back into self-segregating blacks" t-dot synthetic melanin)

>>108297307
if you enjoyed it they wouldnt have to pay you for it

>>108296448
>devops engineer
>posting about coreutils I learned when I was 11 trying to set up an hlds server for my friends

We desperately need to get rid of these fucking H1Bs

>>108297527
They won't even offer you the job because it would betray that they are paying what equivocates to slave wages.

Part of the reason why boomers complain that groceries are expensive but think their kids are making so much money is because they underpay their third world workers and women so much that they expect you to be doing the same.

If We raised the minimum wage or removed it altogether these boomers would all lose their companies to normal market forces.

>>108297174
spoken like someone who has never had a shitty person drag his team down

>>108297741
>If We raised the minimum wage or removed it altogether these boomers would all lose their companies to normal market forces.
hopefully it'll just kill the stupid boomers. they all need to die off and leave the workforce. they are wastes of space that have done nothing for the past 20 years... selfish parasites.

you guys know you can report avarafagging retards, right?

>>108297527
They won't hire you because you're a nigger and a furfaggot who can't even weld and expect to make 20$ per hour when those "boomers" did it for 5$ and could still afford to buy a house worth 2M today

>>108297780
this

hes literally to stupiud for A+ Net+ Sec+

why would i hire him to tile a wall

What do you use to keep track of your spending and budget? I used an excel sheet before but honestly it's a bit tiresome to list out everything I bought everyday and the numbers still don't fucking match because I missed one or two payments.

>>108297764
I don't understand how this relates?

my point is, wealth is made with economic partners with which you foster mutually beneficial trade relationships

this guy said, I assume ironically, that life is a zero game >>108297209 , I assume he understood my point and just made a playful response knowing that economics is not in fact a zero sum game

I don't mind the EUpoor banter when there is context where some EU guy is delusional, and defends the motherland of life-extinguishing regulations with zeal that puts the most religious to shame, but devoid of that context, merely saying "HAHA, EU poor" seems pointless(?) Like someone who takes style without substance, who just doesn't understand a joke, its origin, and the whole reason of why it works, like a parent who misuses memes, but here it's not a joke or a meme, but a banter, so it's not a comic element that gets lost but some element of absurdity, and the thing just comes across as needlessly mean

File: american finance.png (43 KB, 721x334)

43 KB PNG

>>108297840
Excel is perfectly cromulent

>>108297840
unironically does your bank not let you export debit/credit transaction history to CSV? it doesnt help with cash interactions but even then when you take out cash that would show up anyway and would be easily able to calculate what your current cash float should be and then just be like "wait is there still a wad of 20s on my dresser or not"

>>108296637
>>108296588
saars

>>108297840
My head (I am smarter than you)

>>108297886
It's more of categorizing shit which is sorta annoying.
>>108297876
Oof.

File: 1772679433867.jpg (16 KB, 299x169)

16 KB JPG

>>108297307
Had around 5 years of experience developing small apps (python, angular, Vue, Rails), decided to go for a big company (not FAGMAN) in cyber security - got a DevSecOps role.
Super comfy, just SAST, SCA, DAST scans and a threat modeling using a small platform once the project starts (basically having a meeting to fill out a form and ask them to finish the tasks before the project finishes).
My tech experience does come in handy to help devs fix vulnerabilities, but the most fun part is that I couldn't help automating most of my work with python scripts, creating a monday.com project/repo/scans structure for the whole team that would tell when a scan was due, generate monthly reports and fuck off in my free time.

You don't have to get a job as a programmer, just get a normal IT job and automate it away, I'm the most valuable asset in the team and my manager even told me I was making it quite impossible for them to deny me a raise.

File: 1615434124952.png (129 KB, 396x381)

129 KB PNG

Got a message from a recruiter that got my name wrong and was for the company I already work at and fucking hate

>>108297953
>It's more of categorizing shit
make rules based on the payee

are you REALLY doing groceries or hitting the pub at enough different places that this wouldnt be possible? for that matter, are you really spending so much on small stuff that it's outpacing big ticket bills like rent, electricity, other ulitilies, telecomms, etc?

>>108297983
>
You don't have to get a job as a programmer, just get a normal IT job and automate it away, I'm the most valuable asset in the team and my manager even told me I was making it quite impossible for them to deny me a raise.
let me guess you don't have jeets in your company (yet/ever)

>>108298007
you know what fair enough. I already know my biggest issue is food but fuck me why is food so fucking expensive. You guys got a template I can load this stuff into? Guess I can work on one from scratch based on my old spreadsheet but hmmm

>>108298031
>but fuck me why is food so fucking expensive.
mostly collusion between grocers. stuff from wholesalers, let alone things like futures on basic crops or very base ingredients, have not changed much in price

>hand me le excel sheet
no. you're the le apex programmer man, you should be able to handle XLOOKUP

>>108298048
gack, but i hate doing work bro i just wanna copy someshit. yeah i guess i'l look at shit and give it a try. I'm genuinely surprised there's nothing on the app store or windows app that does all this shit for you lol

>>108298031
>why is food so fucking expensive
I went to a minority mart in my city and it felt like I time traveled back to early 2000s with regards to the price tags. Not sure how they do it. The only thing that sketched me out was the meat. I would give those a look if you can find one nearby.

>>108298058
>jeets cant do program
>jeets cant do finances
clockwork

>>108298058
>I'm genuinely surprised there's nothing on the app store or windows app
there literally is but i suspect you are either indian or worse, a nepo hire white boi who has never actually used a computer before 2024

>>108297063
>god i miss the tech industry before interest rates and AI fucked us
AI didn't fuck us. Saas did. It's easy as shit to get a high paying AI job. Just agentmax and sdmaxx for an easy 250k salary

>>108296448
jeet -a

File: 1689884504771360.png (170 KB, 536x547)

170 KB PNG

Man I closed my laptop like 2 hours ago and I still feel like I'm going to throw up

>>108298137
But the joke is you will be spending your time 24/7 both trying to fix your company's saashit as well as rolling out vibecoded saashit the company no longer wants to pay for
(This is a true story btw. Kill me in Minecraft)

>>108297307
I do devops for a medium sized private company. Just joined my current team a few months ago. I graduated with no technical experience and started at customer success at a tiny startup. Stuck around, eventually transitioned to a sysops/cloudops role. Startup got acquired and eventually I was moved to the devops team. Still a bit new to terragrunt/terraform and the like but I'm having fun and my boss seems to like me and like the fact that he got a more junior guy essentially snuck through the backdoor. Gonna stick around at my current company for at least a few years until the startup payout plan is finished, and then reassess where I'm at from there. Feels like I've stumbled into a legit career from nothing, which is an amazing feeling.

>>108298112
>>108298097
always a race thing. don't you find it cringy by now?

>>108298232
every non jeet finds jeets cringy and wants them to kill themselves
the pretty female ones can stay to be willingly bred into purity

>>108298232
i only trust black people and mexicans to have nuanced and bare-minimum-informed opinions

>>108298141
>you suddenly discover the concept of "izzat"

>>108297307
while I was impressed with your shitpost, and thank you for your interest in shitposting, I have decided not to move forward with my shitpost.

>>108298287
jeet -a -t

>>108298021
I do, but none on my team

File: 763482536725.png (2.71 MB, 1942x1080)

2.71 MB PNG

Our new project manager made a reference to the coffee scene in pulp fiction. Very based.

>>108297983
>You don't have to get a job as a programmer, just get a normal IT job and automate it away, I'm the most valuable asset in the team and my manager even told me I was making it quite impossible for them to deny me a raise.
>why are you homeless? Just buy a house

>>108298691
Throw out a reference to Drive next

Do you care at code quality in yout job? I used to but all the existing tech debt and deadlines have killed my interest.

>>108297174
>I don't understand this attitude, if you have any economic sense it's straightforward that the poverty of the world is your poverty as well
Can't do anything about it cause it's the result of their own choices.

A development manager has been messing around with Claude for about a year. In that time (without giving too many details) he has decided that he doesn't want his Devs to code anymore. The reason specifically is because they get too focused on code and not the actual features.

I suggested maybe there is a disconnect between the developers reading the user story and then asking Claude to write the code which is why he believes it messes up for them.

I have brought up the recent study on people not using as much of their cognitive abilities and getting worse at their jobs. I have brought up that it can hallucinate, I have even brought up it can't say it doesn't know and it has a hard time giving sources.

My biggest fear which I also brought up was when it needs to be supported with real customer issues and who will take responsibility. All of this has been dismissed. I have been told we will take responsibility and the tools will help us fix the issues.

I have been told that I simply cannot say "you're not an engineer" I need to prove it won't work, I need black and white tangible proof it won't be able to do the work we need it to.

I can't thing if a way of doing this apart from niche cases, the dev manager even believes that it will be able to fix issues on 20 year old code bases (eventually).

I don't think many developers want to be in this position.

It's been one of the weirdest days in my career.

Has this happened to anyone else?

>>108299010
If I didn't future me would be fucked over. I don't get bogged down on it though since I have way too much shit to do. I do actually follow up on the "I can change that later" things eventually.

>>108299010
I got a different angle on this. I just got my first job after 3 years of applying and joined a company with insane, ludicrous tech debt, massive security issues, for example I found out they have a fucking backdoor into the system with a tiny ass static password that they use to debug on the client's end. They are using Java 7 without any containerization. They test in prod. You get the idea. Fucking nightmare.

I lost both of my morning league games and now i have to go into work feeling like shit...

>>108299061
>In that time (without giving too many details) he has decided that he doesn't want his Devs to code anymore.
He told you this literally? There's no chance you misinterpreted what he said, and he really meant "we should be having AI write the majority of code and doing a lot of the work we do manually today," because that's very different from what you implied

>>108299758
He believes that only developers can get Claude to create the code we need i.e. production. he doesn't believe product owners could tell Claude to code correctly.

File: 1772701472779.jpg (9 KB, 264x191)

9 KB JPG

>>108298694

missed morning call (again) ;_;

File: 1772143910155704.png (68 KB, 174x267)

68 KB PNG

>>108297983
I wish I could automate my work without it turning into even more work, since I need to look busy to avoid getting more tasks. Where I live, a normal IT job usually ends up with people becoming laptop technicians and opening their own repair shops. I kind of despised that path at first, but after becoming a system administrator and seeing how everyone treats lack of sleep, or even sleeping at the office and then waking up there just to work again as normal, it makes me think opening your own repair shop honestly doesn’t seem that bad desu

>>108299872
its 4 am...

>>108299969
Im a yuropoor
Also, why arent you sleeping

>>108299975
addy

>>108299977
If you mean adderall, thats bad for your health, mate
Im gonna assume youre some college kid who does it for studying, but let me tell you its not worth ruining your health for work or college grades, im speaking from experience

>>108299987
thanks dad

>>108299990
Youre gonna see what i meant in 5 years time when the piper gets to collect its due

Just had my first day wageslaving at this SAT prep mill called Alpha Test and already got filtered. Official hours are supposed to be 9 to 6. I even did unpaid overtime until 6:30 to look like a good little wagie and wrap my shit up. I finally get back to my pod, and at 7:30 the boss calls demanding I come back to the office immediately for absolutely no reason. I tell her I can't, and she straight up fires me on the spot.

She literally hit me with the "we focus on efficiency and profit, not your personal time, our philosophies don't align" meme. Kek.

Let's do the math on this one anons. The pay is 200 RMB a day. That's like 28 USD. They expect 24/7 on-call availability and to own my actual soul for two bucks an hour. The absolute state of modern employment. Refuse to be a cuck for these sociopaths. They claim to be "educating" kids but treat their workers like literal disposable garbage. If any of you ever deal with this company, avoid it like the plague.

>>108300057
>RMB
what the fuck it's called that?
anyway, based chinkoid you can stay i like your kind

>>108296448
yes, obviously this guy just got finished with his first day of linux and it's a really corny linkedin post but I think it's kinda cute. hey - it's definitely not AI-generated, this guy pulled that straight out of the heart

>>108297307
>challening my executive functions to make good decisions involving a number of variables
>wow-ing my coworkers with my efficiency/solutions
>feeling respected
>comfy feeling knowing I'm part of the morning commuters and not a basement dweller playing league of legends and ordering doordash anymore

I think work starts to make more sense and feels healthy when everybody at your workplace kinda starts treating WFH as paid vidya/jerkoff time. As long as you
>are available for questions
>aren't an asshole and blocking someone else
>aren't super back on tasks
then it's a harmonic way of treating the work/life balance

>>108300173
partial WFH is the only way to balance a 40 hour contract with necessities such as plenty sleep, and doing chores

File: 1763164113530635.jpg (26 KB, 413x473)

26 KB JPG

>>108300057
>Official hours are supposed to be 9 to 6
Those are basically the hours when you’re expected to accept the scheduled tasks. Your availability is 24/7, lol. Be prepared for surprise tasks, too

>>108296637
They didn't even do the right one. One should use -A not -a. What kind of retard needs to see . and .. listed?

>manager is the sweetest person in the world, always looks out for how people are feeling, tries to keep morale up and never whips people for subpar efficiency. Genuinely becomes the life of the party as he steps in the room and he deserves to be
>the load-bearing senior engineers are all insufferable antisocial autists that nobody likes talking to
first time I've experienced this, usually it's the other way around with the micromanager managers and the down-to-earth chill seniors

>>108300199
he got fired did you even read? are you a bot

>>108300295
I just set some expectations for him for his next job

File: 1755290054565836.png (44 KB, 628x426)

44 KB PNG

>>108297527
i'd hire you, anon

>>108300515
post link

>>108297787
so true sister, jack the crackhead and jamal the felon are way better suited

>>108297527
He could smell the racism out of you, try being a better human next time.

>>108300537
i havent listed my opening

>>108297527
>synthetic melanin
lmao

>>108300057
>That's like 28 USD. They expect 24/7 on-call availability
i hate to tell you this but that would be normal in a lot of the US

File: linkedin cringe.png (28 KB, 685x169)

28 KB PNG

>>108296448

>>108300704
ok retard

File: linux_cheatsheet.jpg (105 KB, 800x999)

105 KB JPG

saaar please kindly print out official Cisco certified manual page and keep it on you at all times thank you kindly sir

>>108297174
>poverty of the world is your poverty as well
it's not. take care of yourself first, get ahead. then you can think of the rest, if you feel like it.

>>108300851
what does cisco have to do with loonix

>>108300704
Musk FTW

>>108300851
>cat is used to create a file
The fuck?

>>108300922
cat "Hello World!" | touch myfile.txt

>>108300704
I agree but I also don’t have any respect for this certified cringelord

>>108297527
I wish I had you as a friend, I like you

>>108300931
I get that, but its either touch or doing ">" that creates the actual file. Cat will return file contents or i guess act as echo if fed a direct string like that

>>108300851
i unironically got a mousepad with these. is it over for me?

>>108296448
>https://www.brandsparktechnologies.in/
After going through the site I can't figure out what in the hell that company does.

>>108301076
??

>>108301076
they are Igniting Your Brand's Digital Journey

Im attending a 2-10 shift 7 days of data annotator bootcamp with a chance of fulltime position

Am i fucked or am i fucked

>>108301212
now in english

File: 1595857181038.gif (2.73 MB, 320x190)

2.73 MB GIF

>>108301212

>a bootcamp for data annotations

First it was Regex Engineers now what Senior Data Annotators?

>>108301236
Turd world gotta turd world. It pays $2 an hour.

My manager is such a pushover and disorganized it's actually starting to piss me off.

>>108301246
Fuck off retard I'm Texan

>>108301284
tell the ceo or his superior?

File: file.png (376 KB, 547x641)

376 KB PNG

:^)

>>108300199
>24/7

This is your own doing.

>>108301284
>>108301291

Careeeeeeful anons.... there is something worse than a "lazy manager."

File: 1743125733306290.jpg (35 KB, 825x413)

35 KB JPG

It's almost Friday, boys, but I know something is probably going to ruin it but whatever

So if the company doesn't renew the office lease and the devs and engineers are now working in a warehouse, that's a good indication that the company is in deep financial trouble, right?

>>108301246
nigga you can earn more playing a fucking MMO which requires zero upfront cost with a zero chance of being scammed
you can earn 10 times that amount if you become a service seller

>>108301212
>data annotator
why do you need a bootcamp for that?

File: 1612294051194.jpg (92 KB, 526x640)

92 KB JPG

There are 3 tiers of engineer I've noticed (and I've played every role depending on my level of motivation at a given company)

1. The 10x do it all "the guy" engineer
2. The diligent but not "the guy" engineer right behind him
3. The coasting along just doing enough slacker

#1 is basically safe. But he pays for it with his time. He will be doing 55+ hour weeks habitually. And it's still quite stressful/anxiety inducing as you're constantly fending off challengers and asserting yourself. It's arguably not worth it but there are perks.

#2 is the hell zone. You're going through a similar amount of stress/rigor/effort. But you're largely unnoticed. The manager likes the guy. No matter how much you do you're expendable. You are not safe from layoff waves even after the mental toil you put in.

#3 is comfortable. Not safe, but still comfortable. You're mentally at peace. You just show up, do things, log out, let fate happen. You're vulnerable to layoffs like #2, but unlike #2 you aren't paying a mental price for the privilege and letting it consume you. You know there will always be another gig.

tl;dr if you aren't clearly the guy that your manager would cut everyone else off to save in the event of company crisis, stop being #2 and wasting your time and happiness, let #1 go off and waste his life on this shit

>>108301364
>You know there will always be another gig.
not in this economy

>>108299061
I had a similar experience to this. There was talk about having Claude to review the code it makes as well.

It makes me worry about the direction that the company is heading.

>>108301291
who do you think is pushing him over? it's upper management always asking for retarded asks and he just no filter drops it down my queue even though I talked about it several times.

>>108301386

It isn't as bad for seniors. They just shut the door for juniors for the time being in favor of Indians and AI.

My job has a lot of this type of stuff (I'm not even sure what you would call it)
>Be "new" admin guy
>Want to test new feature
>Try to login to the test environment with admin credentials that was set up by previous guy
>MFA security code
>Not getting the code in the shared mailbox
>open a ticket with IT to see if the domain is blocked or something
>"acktually you can't use the shared mailbox as a test account bad mr sir now we're going to have to deactivate your test account"
>boss breathing down my neck why the new feature hasn't been tested yet.
this happens all the fucking time and I'm losing my god damn patience.

>>108296448
Its crazy how if you start paying attention, you begin to notice how many tweets people use ChatGPT to write for them.

File: GvGJIAqaAAQaf7O.jpg (211 KB, 1080x1432)

211 KB JPG

>the CEO was in a meeting with the CTO and principal engineers all-day long yesterday
>things were visibly tense, they shut the curtains for the first time in year
>today the CTO accounced we would be pivoting to an "AI-first" workflow
>the R&D will start exploring options for running local models
>HR has been tasked with revamping the whole performance review system to take into account AI use as main parameter of performance
>just checked our website: all of our jobs offerings are gone
>know for a fact the company is doing better than ever so it's not motivated by poor results
it's over

>>108301423
>>"acktually you can't use the shared mailbox as a test account bad mr sir now we're going to have to deactivate your test account"
I have one like that
>manage systems in two domains
>2nd domain is deprecated and in bureaucracy hell of being phased out
>for some bizaro reason I didn't have admin rights in the old domain when I joined the company, the other guy i work with does who has been with the company longer
>try to get admin rights so i can do my literal job
>"erm aksually there aren't supposed to be admin permissions anymore for that domain because it's been deprecated and needs to be phased out"
>takes away coworker's admin rights
>took them 1 month of escalations to restore his admin rights
>i still only have partial admin rights so i need to delegate a lot of stuff to my already overworked coworker

>>108301462
God I fucking hate silo'd companies so much. If it wasn't for me just doing 2 hours of work and fully remote, I fucking want to quit.

I feel like a fucking caveman over here, working with C# .NET and Blazor while apparently no one in here even writes their code by hand anymore

>>108301495
they're larping jeets ignore them

>>108299061
this reads like a linkedin post lmao

>>108301212
>data annotator
do you mean data entry? there are "courses" on yt for that shit m8

>>108301294
kek
I would be scared af of being found out

>>108301423
>>108301462
support saars suck at their jobs and have to justify their wages. news at 11
also, find whoever is responsible for the role management and tell them to stop being retarded.

>>108301458
RIP anon

File: IMG_4181.png (1.93 MB, 1170x1984)

1.93 MB PNG

>>108296448

>>108300057
disregard the other anons, that is not normal and it's good that you don't have to work there anymore

>>108301560
>also, find whoever is responsible for the role management and tell them to stop being retarded.
I did, and escalated it to the director. Nothing ever happens and just stays in bureaucracy hell.

>>108298691
did he say "dead nigger storage"?

>>108301311
Cute Sarina

>>108300057
>RMB
kek, 3rd world tier money gets 3rd world tier working conditions

>>108296523
Stop trying so hard.

Starting to get the burn out again and it's becoming more obvious at work. How do I curb it down?

>>108301603
He did, but I told him that storing dead niggers ain't our fuckin business.

>>108301663
hookers

>>108301495
I wish I could code with AI but our company doesn't allow it yet.

>>108301730
The moment AI becomes a standard in your company your days are counted.

>>108301759
I don't care, either we get AGI quickly or not.

>No code environment
>leadership is using copilot as a "GOTCHA!" to say oh copilot says we can configure it in our instance, can you look into it.
ughhhh i'm going to actually fucking kill myself soon......

>>108301117
>they are Igniting Your Brand's Digital Journey

Poo fire.

>>108301507
>t. got left behind

>>108301801
>t. doesn't have plumbing

>>108296448
damn Kaushal... you -a'd my heart

>>108300057
770 is the absolute minimum acceptable work schedule, retard. This is the 21st century + AI.

File: 1772553481760305.webm (3.22 MB, 1920x1080)

3.22 MB WEBM

>work at Tesla Engineering HQ
>absolutely 0 black women engineers
>only 1 black woman working security

File: 1761766338232745.mp4 (1.05 MB, 480x852)

1.05 MB MP4

>>108301933
give me a job pls!!!! I love asian women too!!!! or I can be an asian woman if you pay me enough !!!!!

File: file.png (299 KB, 1018x737)

299 KB PNG

METR has gone full retard and declared loop closure before eoy

>>108296448
how much LLM code are you guys having to clean up at work lately? *emoji*

>>108301933
>absolutely 0 black women engineers
isnt this by virtue of not having female engineers in general?

>>108301776
> Should I go to copilot for leadership decisions from now on?

I don't get how they copy+paste to/from an llm and don't realize I could just do that myself. They literally become human npcs.

File: IMG_2261.png (346 KB, 994x561)

346 KB PNG

>>108298200
True story. Every good devops guy I know started at some shit position and was able to turn one lucky break into a great career. Keep it up bro.

20-year vet here. Im semi-retired at 40 with 2MM net worth and im legit mediocre programmer but enjoy computers, so made it work with devops and investing.

>one year into the team, jr dev
>haven't been given shit to do for about a week
>most of the shit I do now is just to have an excuse that I did something
>no dailies since 3 days ago
Owari da

>>108302041
All that black exellence and female power propaganda is really paying off.

>>108301495
I was stuck on a problem and wasted more time fucking around with the version of chatgpt we have at work, than I did by just reading the documentation and implementing whats there. Haven't tried Claude yet for my work problems but so long as my workplace only has jeeted AI available I think my job's pretty safe.

>>108302280
Elon, for all his faults, is pretty based when it comes to DEI, and that attitude likely trickles down to the people that make hiring decisions.

>boss is forcing me to attend q&a seminar for one of our vendors
>tell him it's fucking useless and if I can just skip (obviously in a nicer way)
>"no it's good experience"
>mfw 10 minutes in and they're going around the table asking if pineapple belongs on pizza
oh boy can't wait for the rest of the 50mins of broken promises they can never achieve.

>>108302403
>10 minutes of rambling on about nonsense

My company's bi-weekly does that same shit, which is why I join 15 minutes late.

>>108302488
yup it's just been AI AI AI AI AI (where's my samurai, green black and blue are the colors of the sky). not even use cases just FUCKING AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

I know it's unhealthy but I really always get curious about how many company/teams run once I get fired/quit.

File: 3BkglL5.gif (873 KB, 444x250)

873 KB GIF

>>108302716
>AI AI AI AI AI (where's my samurai, green black and blue are the colors of the sky)

>>108302716
you stole that joke from me fuck you
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108147675/#108152884

>>108302749
i'll show you my fucking cracked ddr 3rd mix copy right now fucker if only I wasn't in my apartment and at my parents house.

I was on an interview panel and I was in a meeting when we were hiring someone on our team and I noticed my boss kept disregarding senior positions with 2-3 months of experience. Funny enough I'm planning on leaving my job after I got promoted, 1 month of experience as a senior but now I'm a bit "do I have to wait a little bit before I make my move)?

What's the "optimal" time frame from a senior to jump ship? Another year?

>>108302732
In my first job I maintained the two key apps that the company cared about plus all the spinoff apps they did for companies that bought into their ecosystem. When I left I put together an extremely detailed step by step guide on how to publish new versions. They reached out to me months later because they were running into issues. I just shrugged my shoulders. Checked both apps on Apple and Android stores and they haven't published a new version of either since I left, and its been like 5+ years. I was in the middle of doing an overhaul on the UI too, guess that efcort went nowhere.

>>108303019
>wareh
whst is snior?

>>108303023
kek you got them good, fuck those assholes. I get it's bad karma to think like this and fuck you don't want to hear the opposite in which "actually everyone got their shit together and they work much better without you" but fuck me I've been in some toxic ass teams and I REALLY wanna know how much they're burning now.

File: 236-2364755_view-img-3497(...).png (507 KB, 778x631)

507 KB PNG

>only 3 senior white guys left in 50k employee company, rest are jeets
>one of them is leaving next month

File: 1770650973280908.jpg (25 KB, 600x178)

25 KB JPG

>>108303023
Actually I take that back, I just downloaded the one app and I do see the new UI but whichever jeet they have updating these shits, didnt bother to change the screenshots on the Play Store KEK

File: 8526.mp4 (484 KB, 480x852)

484 KB MP4

>>108301946
>I can be an asian woman if you pay me enough
how much?

(fixed video)

>>108303045
At one point I was thinking about helping them as a contractor but one of the things they mentioned actually reminded me of why I left. One of the issues they were having was specifically cert related, and I remember taking weeks sorting out that shit because they basically threw me into the deep end for the iOS app (was hired as an android dev) and I had to figure everything out with very little support from the chink engineers who were formerly in charge of that. Whatever they were gonna pay me wouldn't have been worth the loss of peace of mind, and they literally have the exact resource they need just like I did (mac mini that has the cert installed correctly to allow it to publish to the app atore), except they have direct access to the machine and I ran through my own instructions before I left so whatever they fucked up is on them.

>>108303147
>(fixed video)
based

>>108303149
Except they have direct access whereas I had to jump through a bunch of hoops with the chink engineer*

>>108303236
Someone unleash the gnu/Linux copypasta on her pls

File: devops master.png (93 KB, 594x647)

93 KB PNG

Ok last one i finished my dinner

>>108303236
I wonder if she ever got to work in the industry...

>>108303122
>>108303236
>>108303253
I hope all of these subhuman linkedin bots are perpetually unemployed or stuck cleaning toilets.

File: xp.png (84 KB, 788x705)

84 KB PNG

>>108303267
Oh man I have a Nigerian bitch in my company just like this. Total scam artist and can't handle a basic admin panel. Globalization is so fucking gay. Creatures like this should be getting their resumes binned immediately but nope.

>>108303253
>Go with the Flo
>he made his own catchphrase
these people arent real kek

>>108303122
this is some random pajeets that pretends to know shit and thinks linkedin will help him. and that's assuming he's a real person and not part of some marketing campaign

>>108303236
>>108303253
these people, most probably, are service sellers

how do you retards fall for this bait?

File: 1768638672477079.png (191 KB, 346x442)

191 KB PNG

will putting my leetcode profile on my resume help me land a job? I-I just want them to know I haven't been wasting all of my time neeting...

>>108303495
Time to put on that dress, anon.

>>108303495
You want >>>/g/utwg
The answer is no though, the AI filter will see that you are not currently employed and automagically reject you.

>>108303495
Just get a cert, any cert, and pretend you've been spending all your time getting certs.

Whats a tech worker friendly method of getting rid of constipation?

What is the point in using AI for "increased productivity"? I thought we were all doing the "quiet quitting" thing and doing as little as possible

>>108303761
Coffee. Or read any of the "AI" threads here.

>>108297840
Who cares, my bank shows total income and expenses per month. As long as I'm positive it's good

File: 1743325673647279.jpg (31 KB, 360x360)

31 KB JPG

>part of the team working on a new service stack
>coworker tells me to pull a specific commit
>setup fails
>coworker tells me its because im on RHEL 9 and i need to be on RHEL 10
>completely re-install RHEL 10
>it breaks a bunch of custom local shit necessary for development
>i spent hours trying different drivers, nothing works
>this is because RHEL 10 uses linux kernal 6.12 which nvidia doesnt support yet
>wasted over 3 hours trying to install and unfuck RHEL 10.1
>now im going to spend another few hours downgrading back to RHEL 9.6
>we're on a tight deadline and im one of the lead developers
I didnt want to upgrade anyway, and now literally the entire day was wasted
Tomorrow during the daily I'll be asked "what did you do" and i'll say I followed upgrade procedure, then downgraded, so every deadline i estimated can just be pushed back a day, no biggie

>>108304357
Is it not possible to run a rhel 10 VM and configure GPU passthrough?

>>108304357
>nvidia
There's your mistake. AMD is a garbage fire as well, but they aren't quite as stinky.

>>108304414
>>108304357
Oh wait I missed the part where your card isnt supported. Seems like a shit situation

>>108304414
>>108304448
Yeah this is typically deployed in VMs but i threw it into a physical server with an nvidia p40 for custom MCP testing and despite having a company azure openai api key, i figured the limitations of the p40 would help in token context management and optimization

The biggest reason why i didnt want to upgrade was i have a custom service that adjust ipmi fan zone duty settings based on the p40's temps so for the past 5 hours , even with my bedroom door closed it sounds like the loudest vaccuum in existence is running

>>108304426
>There's your mistake. AMD is a garbage fire as well, but they aren't quite as stinky
eh, im new to this and the p40 was pretty cheap

Damn I'm going to have a bad black eye. Gonna have to wfh for a while

File: vibe-code.png (765 KB, 1080x781)

765 KB PNG

>>108301994
the whole backend was vibe-coded from scratch by a coworker, basic functionality goes through 5 layers of abstraction, there is no cleaning or fixing this shit

>>108304588
how long until most companies start banning this shit outright

>>108301458
why are some people so greedy?
they have something good going on, but for some reason, it's STILL not enough

>>108301495
in my experience using blazor in a corporate environment, it sucks dick
even plain old .net mvc was a better experience

File: IMG_0828.jpg (295 KB, 1290x1777)

295 KB JPG

In the very near future, Americans will be the ones applying for work visas to India. What a weird timeline that we are in.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (83 KB, 1280x720)

83 KB JPG

>>108301294
>signed NDA
>boss finds out you send code to 3rd party

>>108304680
What's your "America first" president going to do about that?

>>108304710
Our president has dementia. Please understand.

>>108301294
I hope someone doxes this nigger and gets him fired. Not because I genuinely care about what he's doing. But because he's a cocky little shit about it.

File: 1748416672321140.jpg (130 KB, 959x926)

130 KB JPG

>>108304710
flush them all (when he gets into power)

>>108304757
I thought he was already in power. Is he incompetent as well as incontinent?

>>108304789
wow that post really flew over ur dumb euromutt head

>>108302739
Fuck I can still hear this song in my head

why is twg dead this week?

>>108305055
we all became plumbers

>>108305055
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi

>>108305055
More move to /utwg/ every day.

>>108300695
>$3.50/hr (assuming hour lunch, else $3.11)
>normal in a lot of the US

File: 20260305_162659.jpg (290 KB, 2016x1468)

290 KB JPG

>>108305055
Firstly, im actually busy working today
Secondly, i like using reaction images and when i do use them and talk to people here, half the time some sperg calls me "furnigger" and tells me im so pathetic i cant get certain certifications that ive never even attempted to get because i dont need certs because my experience is enough to land a job (but they are a sperg so they just make up the most random shit)

Maybe if you got rid of the sperg or if he sperged out less, i'd talk more

I think I'll leave my job tomorrow. I have enough savings for a while and now I realize burnout is a real thing and that my boss can suck my cock leaving me alone maintaining all this crap. Sucks but I feel becoming more and more stupid the more time I work here.

>>108304710
Bomb another brown country

>>108305360
so you're going to migrate to /utwg/, right?
Wait, nevermind, people from /utwg/ come here to complain all the time

instead of leaving your job why dont you take a chill pill and survive another few weeks and think things through

File: glassdoor surveillance.png (795 KB, 1278x907)

795 KB PNG

>>108296448

>>108304717
Everyone who voted for him has dementia as well.

whats the hack for junior niggas i graduate somewhat soon and handshake and the college career fairs are absolutely barren
i need a jerb

>>108305302
Do you use homosexual furry reaction images?

>>108305656
>>>/utwg/

>>108305656
>whats the hack for junior niggas
make a time machine

>>108305360
After being in this field for 5, 6 years, I think there's a tactical advantage in sitting out a spot and being stupid

>>108305656
You get a return offer at one of your summer internships.

If you somehow fucked things up and didn't do that then sorry pal, you missed the starting gun and you're already behind the curve. Working life starts during college, not after it. Get ready to be in the general population of "unemployed people with no experience".

>>108305531
i wish these people would actually suffer as a result of their stupidity. natural selection not acting fast enough

>>108305672
>Do you use homosexual furry reaction images?
i use pics of guys from anime, but none of them are furry themed

>>108296476
I'd hire him if I had jobs to give

>>108305822
You're a targeted individual, then.

>>108305832
>some schizo gives me (You)s thinking im someone else
yes, im aware of that...

>>108296593
>>108296624
I have a cousin who creates a bunch of these fake boilerplate websites with AI, tweaks them, and tries to sell them to people. That website reminded me of some of his work.

>>108298355
-t (aka --toilet) is not a supported flag for jeet, I think you mean -s

File: 1759048848674728.png (1.96 MB, 1116x1385)

1.96 MB PNG

>unpaid internships
do mutts really?

>>108296448
>print hello world is a great way of seeing if things are working ;)
>#Graphtheory #learningmatplotlib

>>108301994
There's a nigger at work who keeps thinking we'll autoapprove his LLM slop just because we don't want to read 400 LOC/file in each PR. We keep telling him to fix his shit

>>108297307
>Can someone who actually enjoys their job to some extent share a little positivity and introspective thoughts on what they enjoy?
The sexy bitches I sometimes talk to over a coffee

File: 1679496039066035.png (109 KB, 649x527)

109 KB PNG

man how did my life go so fucking wrong
like every major decision i made, especially about working in tech, was wrong

>>108297741
>>108297787
>>108300515
>>108300550
>>108300688
>>108301030
kys furnigger samefaggot.

>>108305531
>do some work for an American company
>get paid in dollars
>fill in my salary information so I can access glassdoor info
>get suspended for "currency mismatch"

>>108296448
Surprise, the jeet team is incompetent!
>no containerization
>no tests… literally 0
>no CI/CD pipelines
>code is spaghetti code with tons of abstraction and inheritance

What would you do? My plan is to use Docker and write some tests then use the strangler fig pattern to slowly refactor this into Go

>>108306458
>What would you do?
Is the manager Indian?

Just heard Donald Trump is barring all DoD contracting companies from doing business outside of the US... It's so over... They're closing my office entirely on Monday...

>>108306614
WHY IN THE FUCK WAS THE DOD CONTRACTING OUTSIDE OF THE US

>>108306625
Oy vey that's very antisemitic of you. Expect a call from the ADL soon

>>108306625
https://www.nato.int/

>>108306684
>Oy vey that's very antisemitic of you.
thank you for noticing~

>>108306688
we should pull out of NATO tee bee aytch
the UN too

>>108306625
anon Iraq literally bought F-16s while they were still new. even fucking Venezuela has a few

>>108306684
The ADL no longer cooperates with the FBI after they put Kash Patel in charge. Even jeet obsession with Israel has its limits

>>108306700
>UN too
Both were a US creation, how ironic to see such posts, unless you're not American, and not brain washed by Russian psyops.
Either way, it does fuck over US imperialism in the end, so have at it.

>>108306748
The UN is a complete failure. It can accomplish nothing since the security council has veto power.
>>108306603
Yes. I knew this was coming after he emailed me yesterday asking about how Docker licenses work and proudly told me he ran the application with powershell

File: security council.png (81 KB, 1144x622)

81 KB PNG

>successfully gaslights the world into being its findom daddy bear through Protestant trickery for like 100 years
>throws it all away in just a few months just to pwn blue haired tumblr fatties

Why did they do it, bros?

>>108306779
>It can accomplish nothing since the security council has veto power.
why do americans create situations specifically to complain about them?

File: 1759974326348885.gif (145 KB, 220x124)

145 KB GIF

>>108306614
Ok, first of all, why the fuck is the DOD hiring third worlders outside the fucking US...?

Secondly
AHHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKING DUNKED ON FAGGOT

>>108306803
>Ok, first of all, why the fuck is the DOD hiring third worlders outside the fucking US...?
they aren't, they are hiring companies like Lockheed and General Dynamics who have offices in places like the UK and Canada, and sell stuff to places like Lithuania and Latvia

>mba is actually not a real graduate/masters level degree in my country
>does not grant you any title or anything legal, just a diploma

Is it really worth? My workplace insists this is a valid way to get promoted to an architect level role

>>108306700
i've been saying this for over 10 years

t. canadian

https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_on_the_Snow

>>108306868
Only get an MBA if you get into a top 25 program
No name MBA is worthless

>>108296630
>such is life in yuropooria
<Nat geo music plays>

>>108296630
>building a career around troon++
deserved

>>108306899
>top 25 program
2nd university in my country
>No name MBA is worthless
The thing is that apparently that's how everyone gets mba here. Considering it's not a real degree, that starts to make sense.
>Go to the top degree, pay, waste time, it's all hard-working poors
>Get a cheap mba, that's how everyone does it, socialise with the elites

>>108306960
based durgasoft alumnus

File: thoth.jpg (15 KB, 300x168)

15 KB JPG

name even one reason Jehuty shouldn't be the patron deity of all so-called tech workers

>>108300057
https://www.reddit.com/r/recruitinghell/comments/1rkldbw/fired_on_day_1_for_leaving_at_630_pm_the_audacity/
please go back

>>108299010
you should not allow people to commit shit code. it never helps you
what is shit code? figure it out yourself.
some people think that 100% test coverage is a thing. 100% code coverage can mean nothing.

>>108306989
Europe. Mba is an American thing.

File: 1747304776915162.png (474 KB, 840x859)

474 KB PNG

>getting piped again by jeet management for being white
i cant take job hopping like this for much longer bros

>going through the process for my new job
>have to go through HR
>they ask me for my SSN
>I'm obviously not sending it through unencrypted email
>they proceed to be completely unavailable and/or barely responsive for over 3 days
>stalling the entire process for a quick 20 second phone call for a 9 digit number

Why is it always fucking HR?

>>108306960
I'd never get a fucking business or admin degree. if "science" or "doctorate" is not in the name I don't want it

I've been programming for about 15* years, but I've only worked as a programmer for a single year in that time. All the rest has been scripts and a few hobby projects. I dropped out of CS like 10 years ago, so no degree. Would it be possible to get a tech job now? Would I still be a junior?

File: 1617752338921.jpg (158 KB, 1280x960)

158 KB JPG

goodnight /twg/

>>108307469
Don't let the bedbugs bite :3

File: 1761777232084015.jpg (38 KB, 797x370)

38 KB JPG

thank god at my job we run shit on premises

Today I will be merging 2 branches that diverged by 250 commits.

Why are normgroids so obsessed with using webcams during meetings?
And it's not the usual suspects like managers either - devs, even senior ones, are like that as well.
I hate it. Where did all the awkward nerds (like me) go?

>>108307666
>boomerhedge
The comments there are funny as fug in that way only boomers can do, I hope I become the funny old dude with bantz one day.

>>108308139
shutup whiny loser

>>108304622
I guess that's the kind of attitude that gets them there in the first place, most companies die by suicide, that thing is going to backfire badly.

I need a new egirl FUCK

>>108308853
hi

>>108308859
No 4chan egirls sorry

pretty sure my team is going to cut heads in a few week's time. my manager seems to be pretending to be clueless but i feel like he's already decided who is going to get let go. how the fuck am i supposed to prepare for that? i'm already looking and applying for other jobs because i'm not retarded.

Maybe I should just watch Frieren.

>>108308889
>>108308917
I fucking love these so much it's unreal.

>>108308889
what's wrong with this one, I'm assuming it's a valid exploit

File: IMG_5217.jpg (837 KB, 1290x2131)

837 KB JPG

>>108308934
Same browsing LinkedIn is more fun than browsing 4chan nowadays

>>108308939
This one screenshot proves nothing as he could have just changed the text via inspect element (he’s Indian so he for sure did this)

>>108308950
>This one screenshot proves nothing as he could have just changed the text via inspect element
Yeah, he could just be lying, but he did say there was missing server-side validation.

>(he’s Indian so he for sure did this)
So is the e-commerce website.

>>108307714
This one is shit because it's LLM generated, the other posts are at least soulful Indian retardation.

>>108308958
That’s a great point we should hire him.

>>108308964
>don’t just delete temp files
>delete temp files
Sounds retarded to me

>>108308969
That's not the post I quoted.

please respond

The amount of anti-Bharat racism in this thread is unacceptable, sirs!

File: got what I voted for award.png (113 KB, 301x307)

113 KB PNG

I'm not full remote but at least I'm close enough that I just have to bicycle to work, it's nice

>>108308974
Whoops.
I liked that one because it’s effectively him advertising himself as a retard who carelessly sudo rm -rf’s things in prod.

guys i want to quit this shit and drive a truck or clean up grabage from the streets. what do? i am in front of my pc for 16 hours a day every day

>>108309147
Become a triathlete

>>108309147
Get your CDL or equivalent in your area. Fuck IT.

>>108309147
why not hire me to do your job? ill do it for 30%

fresh when ready
>>108309221
>>108309221
>>108309221
>>108309221
>>108309221

>>108306118
It's a method of informal class discrimination to restrict class mobility and increase the welth gap.

A rich graduate can easily afford to live in NYC / Silicon Valley even if they're not getting paid because their parents can cover all of their costs. A poorer graduate cannot, thereby adding an artificial barrier for entry.

>>108303236
Imagine a mechanic going on mechanics.com or some bullshit and saying
>WAOW I got an amazing new concept today
>The fuel and the air, they go together into the chamber and
>BOOM. Spark plug combusts them
>That's how the engine runs, it burns petrol to drive a piston
>This understanding is especially important to blablablab

>>108309215
Nta but ive thought about outsourcing to a utwg nigga under the table. The main issue though is I wouldnt know who to trust. Could easily turn into a situation where, instead of a humble utwgger I connect with someone who's just out to collect my details so he can report me to my work and get me fired for the lulz

>>108310820
use a proxy

>>108297307
>Graduated last year.
>First role is writing hardware drivers for a new unmanned combat aircraft.
>Citizens only.
>Feels good.

>>108310873
He might still be able to figure it out based on the code that I give him to work on. I can certainly sanitize it but them unemployed niggas can be crafty and im sure id slip up somewhere.