Vibecodebros I don't feel so good
I would be happy if I could program normally again.
>>108339300Two more weeks and ai will disappear I swear
>>108339300My suitcase full of INDIANS ought to put a stop to this!
>>108339300Yeah, they fucked up 2FA for couple of hours yesterday.
They'll still vibe-code, but they'll hire a few more Indians to review the vibe code before deployment.
>>108339300Yeah, it's totally vibecoded changes, not Iran's strike due to Israel's actions, no.
>>108339497meds
Where were you when the bubble started popping?
>>108339497this, its just a cover up because all their shit got bombed and it makes israel look bad
>>108339516in my swimming pool while openclaw was pushing some shit to prod aws, why?
>>108340423Ai is kill, I repeat ai is killYou heard it here first
>>108339300cool advertisement indian polymarket bot. enjoy the 5 US cents they pay you for this post.
>>108339300I do. Im really good at it, never have errors
>>108339497>a data center in the Middle East caused an outage in the eastern US, even though AWS has at least 2 full regions in the eastern US
>>108339300and the start of september amazon fired 1500 pajeetgineers and told the rest to use AI or they will be fired.
>>108339300skill issue
>>108340518try not being poor
>>108339300nice source URL, almost believed you for a second
>>108342737don't ask questions like that
>>108344240was it a question?
AI grifter central in full damage control mode
Honest question: Does anyone here actually believe that software engineering is going to survive? You can already prompt your way into medium or average size projects with just surface level knowledge and there is no indication that the progress is going to stop.
>>108339300what the hell does it even mean?
>>108344308the only reason the push for AI is so strong right now is because finding people who aren't pants on head retarded to do something as simple as arrange syntax from business logic was already mission impossible. it's always been the goal to replace the McCoders ASAP.
>>108339300SARS WHO DID THIS IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS PLEASE NEEDFUL I TOLD
>>108344308I want to know what you kids are vibecoding. LLMs are retarded, so I guess it must be something very simple, something it's seen a thousand times in its training.
>>108344335Only because salaries are so low. You get what you pay for.
>>108344308oh, it’ll definitely survivethe question is how many people will be employed to do it
>>108344554you can follow us all here: >>108344506
>>108339370based Harry Partridge referencer
>>108339300Amazon fucked up so many of my orders last month, I will laugh if this is why.
>>108344308It will survive but you will need way fewer people. I honestly don't even know why this took so long, there were already many ways to get software more easily, but everyone wanted their own special snowflake implementation.
The fact that vibecoding isnt an immediate termination of employement is crazy to me. Jeets really gaslit everyone of “its okae do to tis saars”I mean im not a coder but my experience with ai and my expectations from what a job is.. i think if ur a programmer and u vibecode, maybe u should just neck it
>>108344881I would be fired for NOT using AI. Managers love this stuff.
>>108344238I found it on the second page of tweets bro, it wasn't even hardhttps://xcancel.com/Polymarket/status/2031398299371020788#m
>some retarded SVP mandates ai assisted coding months ago>forces everyone use their own retarded model and tools>engineers protest and say they should at least have access to claude>a number of incidents occur>same SVP is now holding a meeting about the dangers of vibe codingunironically claude would be a better manager than most meatbags.>>108345319t bh polymarket account on xitter just outright lies for engagement and is not a reliable sourcethat said this story is true
>>108345295i haven't had a lot of jobs, but i've had enough to know that managers are retarded.as a random example, i was tasked to recover video from a DVR hard drive in an IT support role once (it was a small place, only 3 people in IT). the drive was given to the head of IT first, i found this out myself as the drive had appeared to have been initialised by a windows system, i asked the head of IT, my boss, and he had indeed let windows initialise the drive. wonderful.i admit i wasn't exactly an expert at data recovery myself at the time either, but i knew at least enough to not let windows initialise a drive. i ended up "photoshopping" (using GIMP) the timestamps of video captured elsewhere, i'm not sure if what i produced was illegal or immoral... less i know, i suppose. the owner of the business was happy so that was that
>>108344308>Honest question: Does anyone here actually believe that software engineering is going to survive?No, but it's not going to die in the way you're implying. Software is heading for a complete collapse, just as you are seeing happen to Amazon now. The key factor is that no one writes the whole program anymore, we all just grab off the shelf dependencies to do the work. The change is that those dependencies used to be written and maintained by competent people. Now those people are greying out and the maintenance will be shifted to AI slop. Everything will start to fall apart rapidly as this occurs. Everything is falling apart rapidly if you have been paying attention. Amazon has had more outages in the last 6 months than I can remember them having in the last 10 years. Trump just bombed a school full of children because AI told him to. curl will no longer accept contributions because of the flood of slop from clout chasing Indians. This will soon seep into languages. Java, Rust, Go, all of it will become slop. Everything will collapse as a result. The AI slop will drive humanity into the digital dark ages.
>>108344881>>108345295Same. I tried explaining to my team lead that I rarely use AI, and when I do, I review its code very carefully. I expected him to agree with me completely, but instead he pushed back hard and said, pretty bluntly, that we should be using AI-generated code much more often because “it’s smarter than everyone in this office put together and it rarely makes mistakes.” He even introduced a minimum number of AI prompts per week for all of us. If we don’t meet that quota, we can get called out on a team call and possibly even receive a formal warning.
I honestly think some of my co-workers have a prompt that instructs the AI to be as verbose as possible.
>>108339300Nothing wrong with vibe coding. The problem isn't the vibe coding, the problem is the DEI hires that are promoting the model.
>another twitter image of a polymarket tweet instead of a link to an actual articlebuy an ad already.
>>108339497>it's not the thing that actually caused the event, it's the fake and gay war!You tried this before, blaming RAM and storage price hikes on Iran when they've been skyrocketing for months prior to the start of it.
>>108344308>still shilling aislop "coding" on the heels of said aislop "coding" causing massive outages because it's shit and doesn't workWho is paying you, and how much?
>>108339300I'm vibecoding the shit out of my work projects and since I'm currently in a kinda weird position where I don't have a team reviewing my code though it will probably have to be maintained by one in the future I wish them the best of luck and will preemptively apologize for the sloppy job.
>>108339444>deploymentdeplopment>corrected typo
>>108343070reddit post
>>108345345>it’s smarter than everyone in this office put togetherThe sad part is, that’s probably true.
>>108345345>He even introduced a minimum number of AI prompts per week for all of us. If we don’t meet that quota, we can get called out on a team call and possibly even receive a formal warningKEK no way is your manager indian? Are you indian?? thats hilarious.
>>108348358MBAs are mostly white and they do retarded shit like this all the time. It has nothing to do with their race and more to do with how MBAs are completely out of touch from real humans.
>>108348358are you retarded, CEOs are chasing the latest and greatest and they buy all the grifts from scaltmans and push on their underlings, literally every corpo had their CEO say dumb shit like: we need AI everywhere right now, most get no pushback, until shit starts breaking and you give your CEO: it was AI you forced in that caused itthe bubble is about to pop, if you need sr devs reviewing every ai change the speed up is gone
>>108348536and it's literally what was said from beginning, your rng code generator doesn't get the blame, a human has to, so if a human pushed for pushing buggy shit they will eventually be responsible, lets see amazon sue claude code for blunders kek
>>108348536the speed up is probably still there, it's just not as great of a speed up as people thought it was
>>108348767yeah sure, lets see any senior engineer sign off on your ai slop, it will be endless review hell before they risk their ass for your 3k loc PR
>>108348845senior engineer? you mean Claude? The removal of juniors from the foodchain means they don't expect to need seniors in the future.
>>108348937>they don't expectthey didn't, until shit started falling over, now your ai slop is going nowhere without a senior signoff, good fucking luck finding one to risk his ass for your sloppa, mux x100 in the gutter
crazily effective policy, if you sloppa, you in review hell, if you want to actually deliver code to prod and skip it gotta be a good coder (at least in theory), pretty effective in killing AI in the corp after CEO was pushing so hard for it
>>108345319Not our job to look up every little claim on the Internet, that would take hours every day.It's our job to call out when someone makes a claim that he didn't back it up with at least a URL.
>>108342737No child, these are your delusions again. You are not my toilet.
>>108349027desu giving vibeslop to another dev to review should be punishable by execution. look at it your damn self. there is nothing more vile than someone's second hand AI output.actually scratch that, don't execute them, make them browse deviantart with a filter set to AI only
>>108349982Just get the AI to do it
are they going to lay off claude?
>>108339300remember kids:you read "reportedly" or "allegedly"you stop reading and leavecause it's bullshit every timethose are magical words that journos use to be able to write bullshit and not be sued for it
>>108339300>>108339323not it will not but you will from a workplacekek> https://slashdot.org/story/26/03/10/212214/after-outages-amazon-to-make-senior-engineers-sign-off-on-ai-assisted-changes> from the Financial Times: Amazon's ecommerce business has summoned a large group of engineers to a meeting on Tuesday for a "deep dive" into a spate of outages, including incidents tied to the use of AI coding tools. The online retail giant said there had been a "trend of incidents" in recent months, characterized by a "high blast radius" and "Gen-AI assisted changes" among other factors, according to a briefing note for the meeting seen by the FT. Under "contributing factors" the note included "novel GenAI usage for which best practices and safeguards are not yet fully established." "Folks, as you likely know, the availability of the site and related infrastructure has not been good recently," Dave Treadwell, a senior vice-president at the group, told employees in an email, also seen by the FT.
>>108350586>you read "reportedly" or "allegedly"Most of the time it is true, though.Like, allegedly OP is a faggot.
>>108339300Amazon recently fired a bunch of people. Amazon is denting boxes and can't fix the Kindle's browser in 20 years, yeah I'm thinking the run is over.
>>108351566it almost never is trueit's mostly alarming bullshit to get clicks
>>108353655I see. You're trying to downplay this as fake because it outs aislop as garbage with no redeeming factor.
>>108354706one thing does not contradict the other
>>108339300don't blame the vibecode. there are bad vibecodes and good vibecodes
nobody thought this could happen wow
