How the fuck do I stop goddamn motherfucking house flies from being attracted to my goddamn motherfucking monitor? Of all the things in a 25 m^2 room, the screen is the only thing they're interested in sitting and shitting on, driving me absolutely insane.Even if there are just 2 of them in the room, my screen is occupied by at least one of those niggers 70% of the time. Happens even more during the day, so it's not like the screen is the brightest object in the room. I'm starting to think chink electronics is releasing some kind of fly-attracting pheromones or some shit.>inb4 wash your cock and clean up your roomTried, didn't help.
>>108361372BRING FOR THE EXECUTIONER
>>108361372Use a rag to swat them without destroying the monitor. Usually they'll drop on the floor, stunned and then you can pick up their corpse and do whatever you want with it.
>>108361372drop a fat shit on the other side of the room.
you can get those fly traps that you mix water with powder and put it in the sun flies go insane for it just have it in front of your window. theyre designed so they can fly in but cant fly out and after awhile they fall in the water and drown. last time i put one up the thing went black from literally like 1000 flies it was disgusting
>>108361372stop being a filthy faggot
>>108361400VGH BVSED
>>108361372third world problems. maybe replace your net windows with glass.
>>108361572/g/experts hate this genius.
>>108361372Take a moment to think: What are they eating in your home that they don't just starve?Or if they come from outside, how do they get in?Stop those things instead and you'll never see a fly again.>Tried, didn't help.They can't just eat thin air
Since I installed nets on all my windows I've enjoyed 2 years without any fly inside my home, its glorious
>>108361400Nice. This bug zapper can also be used for kinky stuff so it's definitely worthwhile.
>>108361597>>108361630>have your windows closed shut in springYeah, no.
>>108361372How do you even get flies? My windows are open during spring and summer full time, maybe consider getting better nets installed
>>108361702My windows are open, but flies can't get in because I put a fly net.
>>108361372Close all the windows. Turn on the air conditioning. Closing the windows prevents the flies from coming in. The cold air makes them sluggish and easier to kill.Alternatively, have a light source on the far end of the room that is brighter than the monitor. The light attracts them. This is not 100% effective but is better than nothing.>>108361689>This bug zapper can also be used for kinky stuff so it's definitely worthwhile.Oh my. Elaborate, please.
>>108361597>>108361634>>108361710>>108361724I thought Americans used air conditioning instead of opening windows? No? What do Americans actually do?
>>108361597>>108361634>>108361710>>108361724>nets in windowsNobody who doesn't live in bug-infested parts of third world does that. I'd rather deal with bugs than that unsightly looking shit desu.
>>108361797>bug-infested partseverywhere?
>>108361756>Oh my. Elaborate, pleaseYou can use it as a sort of punishment device. The bug racket by itself is not deadly and cannot cause permanent damage, but just to be extra cautious:> hold the power button letting the capacitor charge> let it discharge for a few seconds> make contact with skinThe best part is not actually the pain (even those with a low pain tolerance threshold) rather the anticipation of getting the shock and the electrical noise of the electric arc.I suggest to weld a wire to hit to make it easier to access the skin. Apart from that, it's all about master-slave roleplay.
>>108361797I have an average amount of bugs outside, but zero bugs inside because the nets are based.Window open all day and not a single bug in sight.
>>108361833I forget to add that the best parts of the body for this kind of stuff are the legs and buttocks, especially if you tie your partner.
>>108361372This might sound like a crazy idea Anon but have you considered not sharing your home with a swarm of fucking flys?
>>108361372>monitor made in india
>>108361788Depends where you are. There is massive climate variation in America. The solutions to hot and humid are different from cold and dry and so on. Cold and humid is the worst IMO
>>108362003Well, for example? I actually wanted to buy a mini-split AC in my country here, but I couldn't figure out how I'm supposed to bring in fresh air into the room if I want to have an AC on. Just opening windows while running the AC would defeat the purpose, so what do I actually need to do
>>108361372The obvious solution is to get rid of the flies inside your home, how the fuck do you live that having flies inside is some normal thing you're used to?
Make your wallpaper this preying mantis
Most insects are attracted to light. People usually only think moths like light, but almost all of them like light.If I get a fly problem, I wait until dark, turn off my monitor, turn off all the lights in my room, open the door, turn the hall light on, turn the kitchen light on, and then walk away for about 30 minutes.Any flies end up in the hallway and the kitchen, where it's easier to kill them. Works every fuckin time.
>>108362041If you want fresh air then you've just gotta have screen windows and use a fan or swamp cooler. AC pretty much needs to recycle air to make it colder each pass, especially a small one without proper HVAC systems built into the house.
>>108361372>I'm starting to think chink electronics is releasing some kind of fly-attracting pheromones or some shit.Insects are commonly attracted to ketones found in plastics and rubber.
>>108361372mofo my home has exactly 0 flies
Just spray them when they are somewhere else. Makes no sense to chase them physically. Gas is more effective.
>>108361797What's wrong with nets? Air from the window is much better than air that's processed through an air conditioner.
>>108361372Jamboy problem, Retro tech will solve this.You get a jeet to stand covered in jam and as payment he gets to keep the jam and share it with his nest when he returns home
>>108361797Just install these in your windows. What the fuck?
>>108364545>Jamboy problem, Retro tech will solve this.>>108361372
Easy. Make outside of the room brighter than the room the computer is in, and leave the door open. The fly won't even want to be in there
Take your goats outside, saaar!
