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Anonymous

WHERE IS MY FUCKING LCARS 03/13/26(Fri)16:23:57 No.108364775

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WHERE IS MY FUCKING LCARS Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)16:23:57 No.108364775 Archived

Where is my fucking LCARS + Evangelion MAGI operating system? I would assume someone among you Claude paypigs would have vibecoded this crap by now. I want my computer to talk to me in a feminine voice and to let me probe the secrets of the stars while hosting at least THREE artificial intelligence waifus that can deliberate on which Taco Bell to order on my Friday night.
What the FUCK is taking you so long?

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)18:13:02 No.108365502

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)18:13:02 No.108365502

>>108364775
you can make it do that yourself for free

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)18:24:42 No.108365604

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)18:24:42 No.108365604

you are not piloting a space ship or a giant robot

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)19:20:45 No.108365991

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)19:20:45 No.108365991

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>>108364775
>Evangelion MAGI operating system?
Yes

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)19:25:33 No.108366015

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)19:25:33 No.108366015

>>108364775
techtards are too busy updoooting bloatware and being security paranoids to advance software
scientifics are too busy raping children in private islands to advance technology
enterprises are too busy keeping a ponzi scheme scam and worshipping wooden and stone dead idols to make the planet advance in any way

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)21:42:40 No.108366826

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)21:42:40 No.108366826

Someone did this in Clojure. Check the archives for the Lisp threads

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)21:45:11 No.108366843

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)21:45:11 No.108366843

>>108366015
Are these three choices my career options?
I want to roll, however I'm afraid this is some kind of trap