Lock in mofos.
is it stupid to bet on getting literally any shitty tech job (most likely help desk) that pays no more than 50k because i already own a home through inheritance? i'd have to commute an hour and a half to the closest major city to me but some toyota prius would do the trick in saving on gas.
>>108395855You should immediately sell the house and move to the city to pursue a lucrative career that will earn you money and invest that money and the house money into whatever gets you above 4% gains per year such as covered calls. Life on easy mode, but you'd rather live poor with your secluded little house touching your lonely little peepee, so I don't see why I even try.
>>1083962371. This house is worth over half a million. It's in a very nice suburb.2. Any gains I get from whatever investment will never be as stable and safe as owning a home. The town I'm in has been growing and the average price of a house has gradually increased over the years.3. I can grow my way into a lucrative career in the city while commuting. Making 40-60k a year without having to worry about rent with the caveat being that gas will cost me 300-400 a month is a pretty good deal. I'm focused on tech because I'm studying in CS, obviously.>>108396219Trump declared war to purposely raise gas prices so that people can buy EV's. I heard the Tesla Model 3's are pretty cheap
>>108396283>Thinks his house just sitting there will earn more than 500k in the stock marketYeah.. there's no logical thinking with you. I'm out.
I was fat, but am back at twink weight and can't get hired because I'm an attractive white male. I think I have to try getting hired as a clothes model or actor. I'll try local theatre to test this out. Outside of work, I am a teen idol in the local figure skating community and have fangirls.
>>108396308>didn't watch equity quadruple after covidlol>won't watch equity decuple after covid 2.0lmao evenYou will never own a home.
stop it please
>00:20>new email>dear candidate with 5 years of experience ,we regret to inform you that after careful consideration we have decided to go forward with candidates that more closely match the skills we're looking for in this basic bitch position, thank you for you're understanding>pic related
>>108396447>>108396829Imagine being unable to land the lowest rung on the IT ladder. Kill yourselves.
>>108396829microjeet rejected me 3 hours after I submitted my application, at 4AM est
if I wasn't a retard 4 months ago and had actually studied my stack instead of going into an interview blind I would have a comfy $200k/yr job at meta right now
>>108396932help desk jobs get legit 1k applications
>>108396237>>108396308The s&p 500's long term growth rate is 0.61% per month. 0.61% of $500,000 is $3,050. In my state, rent in the closest city with tech jobs starts at about $2,400/mo plus utilities. Add on say $150/mo power, $75/mo natural gas, $50/mo water, $100/mo internet, and you're at $2,875/mo to live in the city.So your wealth building strategy is to sell a nice paid off house and move into a tiny 1br apartment in an urban rat cage to earn an extra $175/mo? You'd make more driving into the city to work doordash 5pm-9pm Friday and Saturday nights
>>108396322I'll hire you but you need to wear this maid uniform
>>108396447
>>108397231>comfy>metaPick one.
>>108398349Wouldn't be the first time I've been offered to trade sexual favors for a job in technology (I had college professors (male) hitting on me.) For sizing, I'm 5 ft 11 and wear a size small.
>>108398461Rape
>>108398461
>>108398461I didn't say I'd hire you for a job in technology, darling
>>108398609Darn. I should have taken my flamboyant college professor's Thiel Deal (google.) That said, there are lots of rich techies that could use a catboy maid cleaning service
>>108398690I mean, who couldn't use a catboy maid cleaning service? It's an untapped market. Make an app for it, like the Japanese "delivery health" apps and make bank.
>>108397231yeah I focus too much on applying for jobs and then don't prepare for the interviews and bomb them. I interviewed for plenty of nice paying jobs but couldn't clear the interview for any of them.
just ended the most awkward, painful and exhausting 30 minutes in my lifenever again do i put any skill in my resume that i dont know 100% perfectlyi wanna die so i forget this interview, this awkwardness and me not being able to answer a single question will hunt me to my grave
>>108398213If you literally cannot outshine a thousand retarded poojeets for a basic bitch help desk role, you deserve unemployment.
>>108399741why are you this bored that u resort to rage baiting unemployed 4channers lmao
>>108399814Retards deserve to get bullied.
just 50 more udemy videos :)
how do I pass the behavioral round?
>>108395832I want to die bros
>i already pushed my static ip address to githubaw freaking heck man well I was going to keep the repo private until I started sending out applications anyway so no one is going to hack me right?
damn gemini can make a professional looking photo fit for a cv out of a random selfie
>janitor position requires years of experience or janny credentials
>>108399741It's not about outshining them; it's about getting someone to actually see your application. Why am I bothering to reply to you?>>108400875I was told I shouldn't put a photo of myself on my CV. But maybe I'm just ugly.
>>108399420whatd u do, dummiegive the details
>400+ apps>2 interviewsthis is grim. very tired of this screen.
I'm supposedly the worst candidate ever. No certs, no relevant job experience, a generally distasteful person and I don't even have "reliable transportation" nor "people skills". How did I get a job and yet all of you who are so much better than me can't?
Imagine being born 60 years ago when everyone was white, didn't tolerate lip from niggers or commies, trannies didn't exist, you could get a job that supported a family of 5 by simply walking into a factory with no experience, India was nothing more than a name on a map, and everyone openly celebrated Christmas.
>>108402901>and everyone openly celebrated Christmas.muh social anxiety though, the modern world is so based, fuck normies!!!!!!!!
>>108402901ok but tbf if I was born 60 years ago I would be living in a communist shithole starvationmaxxing meanwhile today I get to be unemployed and play minecraft all day
I give up I'm just going into help desk
>>108403051ummm do you have enough years of experience sir ? mine cousin from desi has many years of experience more than you are have sir .
>>108403070FUCKKKKK LET ME HAVE THIS
>>108398349>>108398609Darn again. I was going to offer my p.o. box address if anon wants to send me the new work clothes (maid and other cosplays) for my new gig, but that's an ez dox since there's only one teen idol figure skater in this city. First off, I need a nice maid outfit to see if this is a viable side hustle; re: Catboy I think I would be more aloof like an actual cat, but there's also some gay and retarded RawrXD inside too. Just weighed in at 143lbs btw
>>108403223>143lbsFAT!!!!!!!!!!
>>108399741Not my fault I was born into a country with labor rights instead of some eastern bloc post-soviet shithole
>>108403223
niggas are thirsty and poor DAMN
>>108403290kinda goes hand in hand, pretty hard to get some action when you're broke as shit
I'm applying for jobs in thailand. Going to do everything in my power to leave the Great Satan. I'll get a job teaching english if I have to, fuck it.
>>108403223Just get one the next town over or something, baka catboy5spdanon at proton mail
>>108403223>143lbs>not mentioning heightFat LARPing as a twink, you hate to see it.
>actual posting
Indian workday should be starting soon. Hopefully some jeet will throw me a bone today. Wish me luck, bros.
executing engine overrides
>>108403709>>108398461>nothing ever happens. nobody is 5'11". nobody is unemployed. twinks are not real. teenage girls do not like male figure skaters. professors never sexually harass students. nothing is true on the Internet. You gained 0.4lbs today, Miss Piggy >>108403579I'll email my potential new employer before the weekend
I should have majored in the liberal arts
>>108403709>>108404214>>108403223holy shit kill yourself or take it to r9k
>>108395850NEETD should be extended to include the D for dating because you really do feel it. A long life of cooming, being horny, lusting, and not a single pussy to show for it. It's not my looks either, I hit the gym, it's the women and their expectations. Now, coming as a fresh grad out of uni with zero pussy, with a CS degree and on top of that not finding an entry-level job and getting the same treatment from jobs as I get from women.... The plan was to get a high paying job and eventually the money would buy pussy and then I could move to SEA or some European country if I can't find a wife by my 30s, but looks that job's not happening.
>>108404980And the thing is, every normal woman finds it goofy if mention I studied CS. This profession absolutely is a turn off to them. Girls who are in CS are just emulating interest in computers, they have absolutely not romantic interest whatsoever in anyone with a real passion for this stuff. If you show that you are good, they will be concerned, and that's one reason I have been ghosted over and over other girls who also studied CS. It's a shitshow and humiliation ritual.
>>108404980>The plan was to get a high paying job and eventually the money would buy pussythis is also my last cope before I become a full time rapist
>>108398326What is "the closest city with tech jobs"? I'm pretty sure you're just lying to continue coping but I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong. I can't think of any housing markets where you can buy a house for $500,000 but rent starts at $2,400. Almost no city has a price-to-rent ratio (median home price divided by median annual rent) lower than 17, which your numbers come out to - 17.36 to be exact. Basically only shithole cities have a ratio around there, certainly not ones with a plethora of tech jobs.But wait, that's median home price and median rent. The numbers you're talking about are the minimum rent, and a house that we don't know whether it's higher or lower than the median home price. So in your scenario, the actual ratio is likely even lower than 17.Some other inaccuries:The 40 year average monthly yield of the S&P500 is 0.67%, not 0.61% - that's about 10% higher than the number you stated. Then the S&P500 also has around a 1.2% annual dividend yield on top of that. Of course, you have to pay utilities whether you own or rent, so that's irrelevant.An hour and a half at 50 miles an hour, that's one way, so about 750 miles of driving a week at 55 miles per gallon (a Prius is a hybrid, not a full EV) is like $60 a week in gas and at least an extra 1000 a year in oil changes and other maintenance, plus the added wear and tear means you'll have to buy another Prius every 7 years or so, so add $3500 a year for that.Meanwhile real estate appreciates about 3.4% annually, or 0.28% monthly, and you have to foot the bill for any repairs. And you get the privilege of driving 3 hours a day to a $50k a year job. Boy, what a deal!
>>108405642>an hour and a half of driving every day just for workDo Americans really?
>>108405916yes
>make 35k a year pre taxdo euromutts really?
>>108396283>I can grow my way into a lucrative career in the city while commuting.>wile commutingIf you're not working from home, you're a slave.
>>108398609you're not in a position to be making any hires, sweetie.
>apply for a job on workday>2 weeks later Google notifies me all my information has been found in 3 different places online>mfw
>unit tests and junit chaptersighdo they really make you do red/green/refactor or can you just write the dang code?
interview went well and I was told the salary range (above local market rate) upfront instead of having to guess let's fucking gooooooooo
>>108402003too much friction, they aren't as important as they seem to think, next
>>108406612Listen Karen, the home office told me I can do my own hiring for my department without going through you in HR.
streams are like foreach loops that take an anonymous function which are called lambdas to do stuff to each thing comin through the stream. A lambda that returns true or false in Java can also be called a Predicate.
Seriously I had to go to college to learn that? No where taught then even though you seem streams everywhere nowadays and obviously they're just each foreach loops but just now am I able to read that syntax without having to put on a diaper first.
>>108405916The ones in this thread don't XDDDD
>>108404214Good boy~
>look at university internship portal>one (1) single systems programming job>four (4) software engineering job>the other 200-220 are all fucking AI, agentic and LLM shiti don't even know what to write under the greentext this time
>>108409125>his university's intership program has systems and software engineering offerings at allwoah quit bragging dude
>>108409466what do you have?
>>108409569I just checked and I shit you not, the top listing is farm equipment engineer for pigsthis is a big city university btw, not even a rural town one
>>108409623oh
I got fed up with my job and quit to go to school. Now that I have graduated (in December lol) and am unemployable, it appears I have screwed myself because no one is hiring the unemployed. So if this is how hard it is to get a job with five years of experience, how do traditional high school-to-college pipeline students, with maybe six months of internship experience, get jobs? Or do they just not?
>>108406225If I’m really lucky, yes.
>>108409826It helps a lot if you have connections.
>code a giant pile of steaming hot dog shit (that just werks)>then refactor it so now it works even better and isn't as pants on headfeelsgoodman
>>108405916My work is 5 hours from home. The company provides transportation and lodging
>>108410029>parents were extremely strict and forced me to study instead of going to parties to get into a good university and saddle myself with a lifetime of student loan debt>all the kids who got to party and play maxed out their charisma skill and connections and have well paying jobs and families
its all going to shit!!!
>>108410792At least you didn't end up pregnant with some one night stand's kid from one of those parties
I've put in over 500 applications with salary - negotiable. Is it time to start debasing myself and start putting 50 or 60 thousand since that's still better than what I make now?
>you can't use process.env on client side or in vite.config use import.meta and loadEnv>actually you can't use import.meta client side because you can't use ES modules in this engine, just use import.meta and attach the environment to window in react>noooo it can't go at the bottom of main.jsx it has to go at the very top before everything because it just does okay?
>>108396219I'm sure this post got you literally dozens of likes on pedosky
>>108411464>you have to be a liberal to think war with Iran helps Israel grow more powerfulGoodest goyim.
>>1084114973 karma has been added to your /r/eddit accountnow post about how everything is elon's fault
Starting to feel like construction is the only way to get things going. Even applying to supermarkets feels like I'm wasting time. Though I don't know the first thing about getting into construction.
>>108412263>constructionfuck off we're full
>>108412593How physically tiring is it? And is it fun? It seems fun from the outside
>>108412824>physically tiringYes>funNo>t. commercial sparky