Gen Z was right to never learn how to read Boomer clocks.Worthless skill, fully replaced by AI.
>>108411126how retarded do you have to be to be unable to read a clock seriously.
>>108411126This is just bait. I'm guessing tiktok is filled with bait for engagement.
>>108411138Probably this, I mean it takes me a second to read hand clocks, but that’s because I almost never see them.
>>108411154>hand clocks
>>108411182Whatever they’re called. Analog clocks? The clocks that have hands, or arms, you know what I mean.
>>108411133r/whoooosh
>>108411189in England we call them "spinny winnies"
Is that a pudgy fat boy or a lesbian? In any case ugly and stupid, what a rough roll.
>>108411204I know that you’re probably trolling but your post actually just raised my blood pressure from anger, fuck you.
>>108411206In the south we call them possum callers.
>>108411206Not in Birmingham, in Birmingham we call them handy dandy willy donkers.
>>108411212>Admits to a cortisol spike>Starts jestermaxxing instead of standing on business.AYYYYYYYY yo what a coon.
>>108411126In this thread, a bunch of fags whose only achievement in life is knowing how to read boomer clocks are coping lol. Gen Z is smarter than any generation in history and possesses a highly efficient way of thinking.
>>108411212You deserve it
>>108411204dude, this is not a woosh, there are legit zoomers that are uncapable of reading them.this post is close enough to reality that it could have not been satire.
>>108411226I am standing on business bish, I’m saying fuck you bish. What do you think about that? Does that make you upset bish?
>>108411126>>108411204>>108411212samefag
>>108411234>Gen Z is smarter than any generation in historyAre you smart enough to look into demographics? Most of GenZ are genetic garbage.
>>108411239twitter->reddit->4chan->my eyeballsyoutube->reddit->reddit->4chan->my eyeballs>>108411247fagfag
>>108411126>>108411138>>108411154>>108411212if you point it at tide pods does it warn him/it not to eat them?
>>108411264sry I zoomered it up
>>108411264To be fair they do look very tasty.
>>108411234read the room, we are making fun of you because this isn't an achievment and you can't even do something as trivial as that.you thinking it is an achievment just proves my point lmao.
>>108411234Tell me what this is WITHOUT looking it up. Now.
>>108411212it's obviously a joke in several ways;- this requires a device that has a clock on it already- chatgpt requires an internet connection, so even if the device's clock is wrong then you can just look up the time with a web browser or sync the device's clock so it's correct- the answer it gave was wrong- the person in the video says the clock doesn't have numbers on it when it does
>>108411315It's a PC-ROM.
>>108411206Where I live in east london we call them Queenie chimers. Should call them Kingy Chimers now but that doesn't have the same charm.
>>108411126that kid looks young enough that he might be gen a, some of them are up to 16 years old now
you don't just call it a new generation every 4 years or whatever arbitrary number you pulled out of your ass, generation implies some major social change or event
>>108411393generations are entirely made up
>>108411315Vending machine
>>108411212that's what the video is meant to do, get people commenting on it.look at the format, it's for one of those platforms that has short videos people scroll through, this video is doing well by causing op to repost it and for people to get angry at it. that was it's goal and the goal of a lot of videos on those platforms, it's just new-age shit-stirring
>>108411315a 3d printed save icon
>>108411315There are “people” in this thread who don’t even know that you could defeat write protection by putting tape over that corner tab. In the pic, there’s a slider to enable/disable write protection conveniently.
holy kek this is the hardest i've laughed on /g/ in years
>>108411204No, there are really people out there can only tell time using a digital clock.
>>108411221in birmingham you call them الساعة
>>108411315a floppy dick
>>108411502kek
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>>108411133I only read clocks ironically.
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>>108411250>inspect element
>>108411126>>108411133zoomer here, i'm somewhat retarded i think. i can read analog clocks, but i have to stare at it for several seconds and do the math in my head. i understand how handed clocks work and i know how to figure it out, but i encounter clocks so infrequently that i never became fluent, and i need to do mental translations rather than looking at the clock and instantly knowing the time, the way i can with a digital clock. it's simply a matter of exposure, like trying to learn a new language without being fully immersed in the culture that uses it, you just won't learn fully no matter how smart you are.that being said, OP is proud of being illiterate, which is a bad thing. it's one thing to criticize an objectively bad system, like how 99% of people write cursive like shit (i can read digital cursive just fine), but that's different.
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Don't understand the boomer smug obsession with understanding analog clocks of all things. I don't care how long you've seen them, reading one will NEVER be as fast as a digital clock. They're obsolete. Serve no purpose. Go set your monitor to 360p because you love old tech so much millenifaggot.
>>108412831it's a bit more complicated than that, if you overthink it. you see, first you have to find where the little hand is pointing to find the hours. it should be pointing to the hour, but if its like 1:55 the hour hand will be awfully close to the 2nd hour, which is not intuitive.to find the minutes, you have to multiply the number by 5 which can be hard if the minute hand is between two numbers.
>>108412862ask a boomer to saddle and bridle a horse. fat ass niggas aint so clever
>>108412862i am a zoomeri like analog watches because they give you a more continuous sense of timewhereas hours feel more discrete with digital clocks:8:20 somehow feels closer to 8:40 than 8:40 feels to 9:00
2003 here, how do you not know how to read a clock? What about all that time you spent staring at one in school waiting for the next break or the clocks in your house?
>>108412862Where the fuck do you live where normal clocks are not standard?
>>108411133I’m too slow at it unless I have the hour cached in my head or something The Modular face for Apple Watch is better than the California face anyway for all the complications I want
>>108412923Digital IS normal in any civilized country. You must be Indian. Sorry buddy, that sucks.
>>108411138kiketok, jewtube, instagram, etc. basically anything that has videos are all 100% about engagement bait. You do anything that gets people reposting/linking/sharing/commenting/etc. it. Say/do the most retarded thing possible because it'll make you more money. Want instant engagement bait? Don't mention India on a food video or better yet, say their food isn't good. There's a 100% chance the comments will get flooded by pajeets bitching. Make a pizza video and say that jew york pizza isn't that great and then praise Chicago deep dish. 100% way to get a massive amount of engagement.
its just an american thing since their language is optimised for digital clocksfor us bongs its the other way around since we dont read the time as>ten forty-five but >quarter to eleventhis means we have difficulty reading out digital clocks but can instantly read out an analog clock
>>108411126This is why AI is bad.
>>108411126This one time I waited half a day watching the clock to go all the way around.
>>108412945>Make a pizza video and say that jew york pizza isn't that great and then praise Chicago deep dishChicago pizza IS better though.t. Pole born in Chicongo
reminds me of that "is the titanic's pool full" meme with a rough visual of what happens when you use a remote chatbot>hello datacentre, what does this clock that reads 6:43 say?>beep boop>it says 8:44
Not liking analog clocks because you are slow to read them is one thing. Not being able to read one at all is absurd.
>>108412938lol analog clocks tell the time but they're also decorative, you dork
>>108412993That's not the point. I've had Chicago deep dish and thought it was great though. Wasn't my favorite pizza though. My point was that you can never trust anything because there's always a large chance that what's being said is done for engagement bait/money.
>>108411315Looks like one of those SD cards for old cameras.
>>108411126Zoomer here, I didn't learn to read analog clocks until I bought a rolex. At that point I had to.
>>108411264Tells you which ones are edible and which ones aren't, which helps.
>>108411221that makes sense, that is the islamic name for them
What zoomers don't understand is that those hand/arm clocks aren't made to give you the *EXACT* time. You are supposed to glance at it and say something like "ten past six" when really it might be anywhere from 6 minutes to 14 minutes past six. Or if you are really lazy you just say "a little past six"Now the reason they don't understand this is because the hustle and bustle of city life has invaded everything, and the wageslaves are so limited in free time now that every fucking minute of their lives has to be tabulated. The digital clock is a literal tool of oppression, and gen Z can't even fathom a world beyond this hustle.
>>108413780who photoshopped christopher walken's face onto the woman on the left?
