what are some technolo/g/ies for avoiding the draft?
This is what white men resort to when there's no women around.
>>108411474Shoot yourself in the foot.
>>108411474Just work in defense manufacturing.
>>108411474Cutting off a finger or flee to canada (i'm pretty sure that's where all the americans fled to during vietnam?)
work in medicare
>>108411474Trooning outUnironically
>>108411474Tell them you're rather go to prison than die for Israel in the middle east.
>>108411474No way in hell a draft is in the horizon
>>108411474Asking where the grenades are then looking for the officers mess
>>108411487They seem to be having fun, though
>>108411474aww poor baby trying to slide with belly
>>108411474They should just draft from the pool of people who claim to support bombing Israels Enemy of the Month. Everyone happy then.
>>108411673I would've loved that, but I'm 29, my bones are male now, and my asshole bleeds easy from pooping, let.alone a 5 ft dildo
Not being a zoomer. if you can get drafted why are you on a millenial website talking with old guys? ygos?
>>108411746Just grow your hair out, put on a dress and wear the flag pin broYou don't need to actually do more, or genuinely believe you're a woman, just pretend and be convincing enough
>>108411746these days you just need to say you're a woman to be a woman it seems.i'm not really certain what is needed to be accepted because none of that shit is logically consistent to begin with. it's like "you're a woman if you think you're a woman" but then they feel uncomfortable in male bodies but actually gender and sex are the same thing but uh women can have penises but the government should pay to have it turned into a vag anyway because that's what women have i mean AAAAAA
>>108411474How is he so hard to catch? Is he greased up?
>>108411474Some surgeries and medical histories will exempt you from ever being fit for duty. Intrusive abdominal surgery including some hernia repair will exempt you from service. Appendectomy often exempts If you had descended or internal testicles at birth that usually DQ's you. Could also troon out as someone else mentioned and you do not need to take a 5' dildo to troon, only about 5".
>>108411678Why did they made selective service registration automatic recently?
>>108411474Soiling yourself.
>>108411972skidoo bench has some oil and sawdust
>>108411804nothing greasier than a penguin
>>108411474Well the perfect way for Americans to avoid it is to overthrow their insane ass government.But Yanks and Russians are a kind it seems. Easily manipulated by fear.
>>108412016>I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT
>draft is bad guys we get to bang and breed poor third worlders while staying in the Wired like Kings controlling drones and earning huge paychecks and get ptsd 20 years later
>>108412030LMAO if you think America fears any country. We're taking Iran because we can. You're next.>muh the soldiers dyingwho gives a fuck, it's literally their job.
Suddenly it feels good to be an unc.
>>108412051Americans are afraid of losing their comfy lifestyle.>>108412081I mean, look at the Ukraine war. They're not sending kids to the meat grinder, they're mostly sending uncs.
>>108412153No anon, they sent everyone. They draft above 18 at this point.
>>108412051>because we caninteresting way to say "because israel demanded it"
>>108411474>t. Marhmud Abdullahlel from turkey
>>108411474Noooo... :(My boy Tux...
>>108411491You joke, but that's unironically an option.
>>108411474find a shitlib doc to say you have bone spurs. worked for my gramps and it worked for trump.
>>108412051You don't fear other countries, but you easily fear many things you're told to fear by your leaders. Same as the Russians.Now stop acting like a child, grow some maturity, and maybe you can one day cut the puppet strings.
>>108412051When people said the US are a terrorist state I used to thing they exaggerate.
>>108411474if you're lactose intollerant like me, i recommend feigning ignorance and eating nothing but dairy, shitting your brains out. you can get a doctor's not for fecal incontinence like i did.but really, the best option is prison. draft dodging is only 5 years in the US, and while penal battalions are a thing, they won't resort to that unless truly desperate as boxed crooks are even less trustworthy than conscripts.in fact, even conscripts are less useful than willing participants. the US would only draft people if either public support for the war got low (very likely), or they're using soviet-style skaventide tactics (very unlikely).my guess is that they'll start offering willingly enlisted troops student loan forgiveness and a mcmansion. it would be enough to convince most people, even unpatriotic people. americans are desperate.
>>108411474Fail on purpose at IQ tests or fake severe autism.Luckily, it comes naturally for you.>>108411703Only old people would be drawn from that pool. It would not work.I'm 27 and I don't know a single young person who support the war, and out of all the older people i know only 2 supports it.
