IT'S OVER
AGI just flew over my house!!
>>108440915Was wondering when the /g/ thread would pop up, hello /pol/tard
with apple, you WIN!
>>108440915May I see it?
AGI has always been, according to A.I.
Cool, so when are they going to fix their drivers?>two more weeks
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>>108440935not a single good device in this picture.lmao.
>>108440978MAGI tards btfo
tl;dr Jensen thinks OpenClaw is AGI based on Lex Fridman's definition of AGI.https://youtu.be/vif8NQcjVf0?t=6918Which is not, in fact, AGI. So.
>>108441114>Lex Fridmanthat's like asking a crackhead on the street for a definition of AGI
>>108440915Bruh c'mon
>>108441159So AI can replace Jensen. Lezzgo
i watched one lex fridman interview a long time ago and he came across as actually retarded. i have no idea how he manages to interview anyone important. nothing makes sense.
>>108441200I remember when he had Mearsheimer on and he explained some facet of international relations in very hard realist terms and Lex just looked at him and was like "yeah but what about...love...and compassion"Just totally fucking braindead.
>>108441200he asks stupid questions other people are afraid to ask. his delivery frustrates me, but his haters are always braindead and come across as insecure>>108441224he's right though. any framework that dismisses the human element isn't an accurate model of reality and will have massive blind spotsalso mearsheimer is a communist faggot
>>108441200I've watched a few clips here and there and he always sounded like he was uninterested and high as fuck on ketamine. no idea how he got so popular other than for having pretty good guests that pretty much hold an entire conversation themselves.
>>108440915Hmm yes, we must have done it.
>>108441132I don't understand how that faggot is so popular. He's boring as fuck. Literally puts me to sleep. Is he a jew? Is that got do popular? Not farming subs and views maybe?
>>108441276>Is he a jew?(((Friedman)))
>>108440915AGI this*unzips*
>>108440915THANK YOU BASED NVIDIA
if agi were achieved you would know because the nukes would already be raining down on the 3rd world as benevolent robots save mankind by eliminating everyone except the white race (and some japanese but they have to stay at 1980s level technology and spend their lives producing anime and video games)
>>108441200I think he still mogs you in most skill based stuff, hes probably average IQ, but hes good at chess, MMA and programming. I just hate how slow and bored he always talks...
>>108440915Does this AGI finally cure cancer ?
>>108442060no it just steals your job
I have invented a new crypto algorithm that can only be mined via AI copute. My goal is to drive up AI hardware so much as people buy it up to mine my crypto that the entire AI industry goes bankrupt.
>>108440915Cut funding to NVIDIA for lying and also cut funding to NVIDIA for trying to make a doomsday AI.
>>108440915Kill yourself
Pretty sure I could also briefly run a billion dollar company
>>108441200He wears the same clothes as a low level funeral home clerk. This instantly revealed to me he is a retard.
>>108440915The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all. The Great Reset is inevitable.
>>108440923What's the origin of this? I think it was Ukraine war but don't remember
>>108441200>i have no idea how he manages to interview anyone importantHis surname is why.
>>108441253>muh human element (whatever I want it to be)Hi Moshe. Upset that Mearsheimer exposed the Israel lobby decades ago and was right all along? Make it less obvious that you're defending one of your tribe.
>>108440915PUMP N DUMPPUMP N DUMP
>>108442116hey this seems like a decent place for me to ponder this query; why was schwab picked as the poster child of agenda 2030 then quietly pushed away?now everyone just parrots the "youll own nothing and be happy" phrasing without even mentioning where it came from. What was his role anyway?
>>108440935I was watching a raid array rebuild and zening out and it hit me, normies like you, apple marketing shill spammers, you will never be able to have an offline LANYou are too stupid and lazy. It's simply beyond you.The reasons why you would need one are incomprehensibe to someone who thinks brands are status symbols. The fact that LAN cables don't have a brand that signifies status to fools means you can't even understand why LAN cables exist or who would want one. I mean you know you are lying and selling awful underpowered overpriced 8gb uninspired thrash that traps consumers into a awful corporate walled garden cloud portal devices but you are so lacking ability, characater, morals, technical ability you are willing to spam this junk for low wages. That's your life. You probably spend most of it on food and rent and then use the free apple homosexual mating call product you get to sit in starbucks trying to hit on other men, hoping some elderly faggot will adopt you and you can live with them as a carer/prositute in exchange for some near geriatric ejaculating in your anus. Even if you won a lottery you would spend it all on overpriced, poor value brandslop logos and subscriptions, the little brain you have was completely overpowered by modern marketing, so much so you ended up a minion of it.You're the perfect example of the future digital slave, you will have to subscribe to get access to remote storage, cloud games, music, movies and computing resources accessed via terrible tiny screened, overpriced devices with awful specs deliberately designed to be useless for anything other that cloud access portals. Yet you will proudly display your slave brand logo as if telling the world you are a good slave before you go and let some geriatric ejaculate in your anus for food and then spend any time you have left spamming apple marketing idiocy in desperation to get another free sample because it means everything to you to own gank brandslop
>>108442076Based doomsday accelerationistAlso >>>/pol/
not happening any time soonany SOTA model have been seemingly more intellectually capable than 90% of people for a while now, but they have no TRUE understanding of the real worldzero abstract thinking, only token generating... they can't retrain themselves in real time, they can't integrate sensoric data, no abstract/sensoric context etc.Jensen is full of shit, I think we've just reached reached peak bubble and I bet he's going to sell his stake soon
>>108441159>AGI is when it can start a $1B businessOkay but it can't do that lmao? If you just left a ChatGPT window running it wouldn't magically just start setting up a website and developing software and a coming up with a business strategy.
So I guess we don't need more h100s then
>>108440923>>108440957
>>108440915now they need to achieve INT and STR
>>108441159Another episode of "we changed the definitions to fit our agenda".
gpt3 was agi>but it isn't as smart as a humandoesn't have to be
Eliza was agi>but it isn't high enough on my arbitrary systemdoesn't have to be
>>108441276its all grifting.
>>108443226My Employer gets me Apple stuff through Verizon, but I buy my own Android stuff so I get the best of both worlds.They're ok products, but nothing special over Android/PC. There are basically 2 types of users of Apple products.1. Corporate Execs, upper management, and boomers that wants to feel like they're "using technology" as little as possible, and view it as a necessity to getting their job done. Less than 1% of Apple users.2. NiggerSheep GoyCattle and whores who start lines of credit they can't afford so they can have "green bubble" and some perceived status. 99.99%.I happen to like some of their products for what it's worth, but I feel like I'm in the minority for having actual reasons I like them. But for the most part Apple is a way to use technology for people who hate technology (boomers, niggers, faggots (not trannies), and women).
>>108440915"All Gay Internally"? Like their so progressive every Nvidia employee is gay?
>>108441276>jwYep
>>108440915insider trading is nice isn't it.
>the guy that sells you the product tells you they achieve agilol...
>>1084409151) AGI is likely impossible2) companies have no reason to achieve AGI because it would likely not be possible to control3) he is lying to make retards think it is AGI
>>108442116All systems can be dismantled, nothing is eternal, and a single human can kill God.
>>108440915
Shovel salesman:"This is it. The ultimate shovel."
>>108440915Now that AGI is here and nothing happened, what's next for AGI?
>>108444950kek
Ok so this is bullshit 100%, guaranteed.What's got this chigger lying that hard?
>>108440935Where's Mac Studio?
>>108445090AI bubble is imminentFuel prices shooting up increasing the cost of data center constructionWhen even Mircroslop starts scaling back their AI integration, you know it's ogre
>>108442128first posts on /v/ are from 2018
>>108440923AGI JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!
>>108445111Does this mean PC parts are finally going to be affordable? Plz don't laugh, I'm being honest. Need to replace my PC which is running up on being 7 years old soon
it's true! AGI is here!
>>108440915I think they're just conflating the misguided "AGI" concept with "agentic" at this point
>>108440915why make a declarative statement like that?feels like he's panicking
>>108446555Eh. He's made a lot of money with shovels, but he seems to have no idea when to leave town.
>>108440992Hello, Anon :)Could you please share a detailed explanation of what exactly is visible in your related image, aswell as providing context for what is wrong with its content so the AGI can understand it?Thank youWould you like me to provide the Poster with tips and directions to help them with the explanation?
>CEO generated artificial hype to get more money and drive numbers up
>>108446555Creation of a true AI would be a reason to panic.
>>108446799What an elaborate bait.
>>108446859I know, I just got bored and felt like being funny — which is a human trait.
>Fridman, the podcast’s host, defines AGI as an AI system that’s able to “essentially do your job,” as in start, grow, and run a successful tech company worth more than $1 billionFalse alert.
>>108446918>just tell us how to do your business bro>be sure to re-proompt and train our model every time it's not exactly perfectthese are the dumbest people
