where were you when the queen turned 50?
>>108447513A real labor of love this black on white millennials choice eulogy, this company has completely lost any aesthetics they had
>>108447513on /g/ posting this webm
>boomers used to be able to buy PCBs and plug chips together and start selling computersthey took this from us
maybe a buy event like with the gift cards that they do? fun colors for macbook pro?
>>108447570>we used to be able to enslave children and stuff them up industrial chimneys with no protective equipment UGH THEY TOOK THIS FROM US
>>108447513I remember when they turned 30 back in 2006. I had a Windows XP PC at the time which I thought was awful and I really wanted a Mac that I could make movies with using Final Cut Pro.
>>108447632yes chadface
>>108447513>50 years>still can't get more than 8% of the computer marketcringe>>108447570>they took this from usnever happened
>>108447513Stop humanizing companies.
>>108447513>Thinking different
>>108447849>is there a peer review that says it happened??
>>108448011think different, anon
there is no equivalent to macsmacs have:>soldered SSD/RAM/WLANdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 yearsdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on the soldered SSD to save $0.05 on a dedicated chipdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery)doesnt exist on 99% of PCs>riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replacedoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen timesdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>screens so fucking shit they have over 90ms response times (essentially 10Hz)doesnt exist on 99% of PCs>screen made from pajeet trash glass that cracks from temperature change in seasons or tape over the iBotnet webcamdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>so fire and explosion prone the FAA have banned them from all flightsdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>uses phone CPU that's so shit it gets destroyed by decade old i3s from 2017 and can only "compete" by cheating at benchmarks in extreme edge cases with hardware acceleratorsdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>curryniggers at apploo get so full of sniffing their own currynigger silicon shit they ship currybooks with no fans and they run so hot they melt the keyboard keysdoesnt exist on 99% of PCs>keyboards with 63.5% failure rateunheard of on PCs, and yet you curryniggers defend it with "jus werx fer me!"just because you're in the 36.5% survivor group doesn't make your currynigger trash any goodthis list goes on foreverthere's no PC laptop as total fucking currynigger shit as crapple's streetshitter booksthey are the biggest heaps of steaming currynigger shit in the history of computing second only to curryPhones
I would say correct non-AI use of em dashes but why the fuck are their spaces on either side. Never seen that.
>>108447513Think different
>>108448289Imagine posting this in every Apple thread. Get a life you fucking incel loser.
>>108448822Imagine street shitting all over /g/ every day. Get a toilet you fucking currynigger.
