me on the right
>>108452064GOOD MORNING MICROSAAR
>>108452064who cares as long as you get paid?
>>108452064imagine being proud about being a Microslop corpo-slut. you're literally a slave
>>108452064Me on the right as well (it's a fake job)
mostly agree but not sure why teams is part of real job and slack isnt lol
>>108452064Doing any work on a 16:9...
>>108452064no jobs involving a computer are real.you are a faggot.
>>108452064what a good slave you areI'm glad that you love your master
>>108452445Drone operator is a real job. They kill real people afterall.
>>108452516again, not a real job.try again.
>>108452064right gets "impacted" during layoffs, left is the one that breaks the news with an "org update" meeting while fake crying
fake is good enough as long as products shipped are real
>>108452064why are you pushing working at 3am as the better option? i'd rather have the fake job and be at the beach.
>>108452064Why do people in finance always have keyboards with colored keycaps?
>>108453086Maybe for macros
Whats this
>>108453139time spent to close PRs and issueskloc/daycommits/daycommits/day after 5pmetc
>>108452064Why would anyone choose the right over the left? Left seems comfy
>>108453139looks like a trading setup more than a dev setup
>>108453166left is female-codedright is male-coded
>>108452064What is it about Microsoft Office that causes sub 100 IQ retards to go into autistic fits of impotent rage?
>>108453086Bloomberg terminal. I think the license starts at $32,000 for one seat, per year.
>>108452064most workplaces are bound to have office on mac, or you can use google or apple's native office stuff.
>>108454488>most workplaces are bound to have office on macMost? No.
Any job that lets you post on 4chan while at work is a fake job, like mine.
>>108454497Your sample size of 1 doesn't disprove a "most".
i love my jewish daycare job and im tired of pretending i dont
>>108454423being employed means being subservient, isn't that the opposite of male-coded?
>>108454865Most offices run “office” which I suppose entitles them to the Mac versions, but most offices are not purchasing macs for their employees, and especially not for the purpose of “office drone” work. The Apple Office programs aren’t even equivalent to the real thing.
>>108452445The building you live on was designed on a computer
>>108452064Me on the left but I get paid more than the guy on the right.
>>108454903kek
>>108452064Mine is basically vscode or visual studio
>>10845206I don’t have a job
>>108452064My current job just went from left to right after the 30 man company has been bought out by the 2000 man French multi national I want out so fucking bad, this is not the job I signed up for. If they actually paid me for the role I wouldn't mind but the deal was at the startup it required very little work so your lower pay was sort of justified and now the job needs a 10 hour day just to complete the work and they keep adding bullshit bureaucracy into everything I do. My co-worker is a literal retard and we share the same title and its honestly just so fucking embarrassing being in meetings with 4 other engineers and he says something really stupid that nobody else wants to say no to. Honestly I'm thinking of just quitting and starting my own consultancy / development firm and seeing what sticks.
>>108456173what startups taught me: you should never work for a startup
>>108456256I honestly prefer it to Jira corpo bullshit or at least I want to be paid for dealing with Jira corpo bullshit
>>108453139trading setup probably some broker website. Dont think this is a Bloomberg terminal tho,
>>108455816nope, it was made in the 1800's.try again.
>>108454423And why would I prefer anything male over female? Female is the comfier, more enjoyable gender.
>>108454467>Bloomberg terminalyou damn right nig/g/a>>108456287>or at least I want to be paid for dealing with Jira corpo bullshitatLEasTAsian jeetRAIAM nightmare cause you can't remove account of former employeeConfluence - nig/g/erian level wiki with entry level markdown for lowIQ that breaks and can't handle tables bigger than 9x9.$10.44 per user / month. Free trial.
>>108452064blow job is better than no job
>>108453166Left seems comfy, until you realize that all of your coworkers are morons and you are the only competent individual in the org. You can collect an easy paycheck for a couple of years until funding runs out and everyone gets laid off, or if you struck gold and are sitting on some valuable IP, a corp from the right will acquire you and force everyone to conform or die.
>>108452064Me on the left, currently enjoying 10 of my 30 yearly days of paid vacation.
>>108452064I respect you, OP. You probably mog left with your skills, but left has much higher QoL and overall happiness. I never got that starbucks shit. But you shouldn't brag about that shit, unless you are a free lancer. Braggin on 4chin while being a copro slave is ........
>>108458851male actually does real work instead of sitting in the bathroom with friends for 3 hours
>>108462188yes but the female yapping it up gets paid more for less work while the male destroys their body for poverty wages
>>108453139Minority Report
>>108461580>30 yearly days of paid vacation.thats not a flex anon, thats the minimum amout required by law in France, without counting public holidays
>>108461140Fucking Confluence as well They are moving us to that when we use Bookstack already and its perfect We used Confluence as a start up but switched to Bookstack because its better and free
>>108452064Let the goyim (right) deal in the real world.
>>108452516They kill other drones
