>brose thermal imaging cameras for sale>all of them got resolutions like 220x180really? in 2026?
>>108464171*browse
>I need 4k resolution thermal imagesthat's a pretty degenerate fetish you got there
>>108464194>2026>can't view the specific thermal differential between clit and foldsWhy even live
>>108464194Don't judge me
can I use this to check if a woman is sexually aroused first to improve my success rate when hitting on women?
>>108464740>hello ma'am, I see your genitals are 0.7 degrees fahrenheit hotter than they were yesterday when I observed you, would you like to copulate with me in my van?
>>108464171uncle sam won't let you have the good stuff
>>108464171niggas don't know about the banned naked'O vission, I know it sounds like bullshit but I remember it as if it was yesterday, it was a good 20+ years ago. long story short commercial camera released with naked o vision, next day it is banned
>>108464757high quality meem
>>108464171Most likely military limites on what civilians can get, such as the 9 Hz limit.
>>108464366i know one of us fapped to shit like this
I would like to see more thermal or IR porn (no farts)
>>108468362S friend of mine had been to a technical museum with her date, who arrived wearing cycle shorts. She told me that they passed a thermal camera, and way too much was suddenly on display.
>>108468302lmao
>>108464171You know you can just get a few of them, make an array and stitch together higher res images. It's not even hard to make
>>108468362This but even farts are OK as long as it's from a living biological woman under the age of 40.
>>108469476>he isn't into ghost farts
>>108468302kek'd hard
>>108469483Eh ghosts don't rattle my bones.
>>108468302blue and green arent even on that heatmap scale
>>108464171They are for technicians not mall ninjas
>>108464171Becausehttps://www.globaltestsupply.com/category/flir-t1k-infrared-camerasand price of FLIR X8580-HS SLS isn't even openly accessible.Even the one used in Sicario night scene is 1k square (although it still blew my mind that you could see sweat drops).>>108464366>>108468302These are fake, gasses don't show up in IR
>>108471790>n the one used in Sicario night scenebruh thats just some filter
>>108471790Yeah, isn't it that people don't appreciate the amount of cooling required to make the sensor stop seeing itself? So for a large sensor you either need a fuckoff huge and powerful Peltier (with a corresponding battery to match), or cryogenic gases.
>>108471860> Cinematographer Roger Deakins employed a FLIR SC8300 camera for the intense thermal sequences
>>108471790>These are fake, gasses don't show up in IRSure?https://industry-lavision.com/visualization-of-the-streak-flow/https://pergamitaly.eu/gasfir-co2https://www.slb.com/products-and-services/decarbonizing-industry/methane-emissions-management/emissions-technologies-and-solutions/methane-lidar-camerahttps://www.raythink-tech.com/blogs/gas-detection-camera-methane-leak-detection/Doubt.
>>108471963>https://industry-lavision.com/visualization-of-the-streak-flow/>Background Oriented SchlierenNot IR>https://pergamitaly.eu/gasfir-co2OGI Uses near IR, so useless for far IR (heat). I agree that since I didn't specify it's on me.>https://www.slb.com/products-and-services/decarbonizing-industry/methane-emissions-management/emissions-technologies-and-solutions/methane-lidar-camera>lidarCome on, man.>https://www.raythink-tech.com/blogs/gas-detection-camera-methane-leak-detection/>Gas molecules absorb infrared light at specific wavelengths, and different gases have distinct absorption peaks. Based on this principle, Raythink’s infrared gas detection cameras employ high-performance custom filter detectors to capture infrared radiation differences within characteristic absorption bands. This allows invisible gases to be visualized as clear infrared thermal images, enabling precise and rapid gas leak detection....so it's an image filter.And literally look at the vids again, it's clearly shooped in from motion not matching.
>>108471963>actually the cats farting are real!you're retarded lmao
>>108472077>clearly shoopedYou really think these companies sell their products based on shooped images and clips??
>>108472120OK, so cats don't let out air? Got it. I guess they slowly inflate until they become tigers and lions, right? Right?
>>108472169Anon... the videos in the thread. You can't be this stupid.
>>108472217pretending not to understand what I said doesn't make you sound smart
>>108468302These are fake but still funny.
I have one on my phone
>>108471860
>>108472217t. furry inflation fart fetishist
>>108471948>intense thermal sequencesI can see further potentials.
The Russian cosplay photographer vandych once did a photoshoot of a girl in a miniskirt using some infrared camera but I lost it many years ago and have not been able to find it again.
>>108472766Thermal cameras available to civilians are usually frame-rate limited to prevent them from being useful in scenarios that require a high frame rate, AFAIK.
>>108472808Only for US made camerasKinda nothing stopping you from getting a chink camera if it's capable but it's only been recently has China been able to make capable thermal cams
>>108469615>blue and green arent even on that heatmap scaleThe smell of cat poo is also off the scales so this makes sense.>>108473051>Only for US made camerasSure that ios not a NATO wide requirement?
>>108473500>Sure that ios not a NATO wide requirement?Afaik you can't export cameras faster than 9hz to prohibited countries and the only reason this extends to civilians is because cameras made purchasable by civilians are easily smuggled out.However if you got a hold of a >9hz camera you are fully allowed to have it.This leads to a weird situation where FLIR and other US makers won't ever sell you a >9hz camera but you can import them from China. This would mean that if you ever sent China their camera back your technically afoul of ITAR export rules.
>>108472808So like, what if you just make it? Just buy the components and make the device to whatever spec the IR emitter can put out.
>>108475428>IR emitteroh dear, you're one of those who think GPS has to be turned off in a plane too, right?
>>108464171>>108468302lol my Hikvision USB-C dongle rapes that spec
>>108475438>princess thinks he's a vip at defcon over wonky wordingNo seriously, you just go to digikey and buy IR led's, swap them in a regular usb flashlight, and you duct tape it to an arduino with usb camera usb, and use a driver that matches the display to IR range of the light spectrum>WOW!
>>108475516"IR" itself is a spectrum.Regular cameras are sensitive to near-IR or short-wave IR once the filter is removed.Proper thermal cams are sensitive to long wave IRLong wave IR sits at the boundary of what we consider a type of "light" that can be focused versus a radio signal.
>>108464171just give it time this will all be in meta raybans in like a year night vision heat vision xray all of it
>>108475421Not only will China send you better cameras they'll sell you better chips than the US has on the civilian market for you to do whatever you want. Might make some dual thermal NVGs or something.
>>108469615oh boy we got an expert in the thread
>>108464769>>108468302>>108472808>>108473051>>108475421>>108475689Amerisharts are scared of other countries getting good IR cameras because they're afraid that one of their many, many enemies want to bomb them or do terrorism against them.China doesn't mind and will sell you whatever you want because they know that no one hates them and no one wants to bomb them except for Amerisrael, which already has good IR camera technology.
>>108475788>because they know that no one hates them and no one wants to bomb themvietnam says herro
>>108475674Looking into it, the sensor is called a microbolometer. As far as framerate is concerned, wouldn't that just be a driver or circuit thing?
>>108464171Blame the USA and its retarded outdated restrictions. Most civilian cameras are capped to super low resolutions and 9 FPS by law to prevent them being used in missiles.At least Chinese cameras are getting better, picked one up a couple years ago that's 256x192 at 25 FPS for far cheaper than any US camera.Why the USA continues to cripple itself here is beyond me, it already lost control of the market to foreign cameras.
>the actual hungover and high 2am rabbithole that is ITAR restrictions on thermal cameras faster than 9fpsI fucking can't with this banana society holy fuck. You get around framerate issues by off-setting the timing between multiple cameras. The only real difference is initial detection time is still nerfed.
>>108468302>>108472808>>108475428>>108469462In addition to stiching high res, I dont see what would stop one from using multiple devices to alternatively capture, doubling the Hz, be it with an angle.
>>108477913Yeah what that anon said
I might be retarded, but what if you ran 4 instances of the same instance of a game 4 times controlled simultaneously in order to get a better framerate? Like if you have the fuck-you compute to do it?
>>108475516>you just go to digikey and buy IR led'sIt is kind of awesome to see people believe this.
>>108473500 (checked)>The smell of cat poo is also off the scales so this makes sense.kek
>>108478571https://www.digikey.com/en/products/filter/led-emitters-infrared-uv-visible/94They cost pennies. IR cameras work on NIR (near/shortwave), but thermal radiation is emited at the upper infrared range (FIR/far/longwave).A microbolometer is the sensor used in thermal cameras. But they're pretty expensive, especially if you want a good resolution. But you can get a good framerate by using multiple at once.Though, if you don't really care about temperature accurracy and just want generic night vision, you can just use your phone and use/make an NIR flashlight at night. Just don't shine it right in people's eyes.The default camera app will likely show IR as violet to white, but other apps would probably isolate output to IR with better color scaling.NIR is less combat strategic because you have to emit a light in order to use it, and immediately creates a beacon to that location. But if the enemy is already emitting heat radiation, which they constantly are (so are you though), then all you have to do is recieve that as a signal.The restricted part about good FIR components is because the US was trying to keep other countries from getting good thermal cameras, but it didn't work, and now it's easier to get the kind of thing from the same countries that restricrions were trying to prevent them from having.The restrictions were mainly concerning framerate and resolution, because most commercially available cameras are a shit res, and have like 2-9fps. You don't have Punch IV, you don't have Mending, and you don't have a totem of undying, you have 1.3722 seconds before your impromptu haircut unless you spot the sniper fast enoug
>>108479513>A microbolometer is the sensor used in thermal cameras.Mil. spec. use CMT.>But they're pretty expensive,Yes>especially if you want a good resolution.Yes>But you can get a good framerate by using multiple at once.No. Microbolometers have a lot of thermal inertia, that is why CMT is popular in spite of the cost and complexities.And much of the rest you write is just wrong.
What's wrong with LIDARs?
>>108480882Not much, normally. It can be wrong if the laser is damaging or if it is detected in military settings. After all, a LIDAR is an active device. A thermal camera is passive.
>>108480841Thermal inertia doesn't prevent you from staggering them between timing intervals. If the thermal image changes regularly at all, and it fucking does, you can time another one half a phase over and double the rate of image changes. Use your head. The only solid thing you've said is that there's new tech for faster individual speed doing the same thing.The only difference between what's easy to get and what's hard to get for FIR is framerate and resolution. What's being done is effectively the same.Ghetto "night vision" is totally possible from home. I've used my phone to test IR leds used in board production. It's a bulb that emits light at NIR range, then the phone detects that light after it bounces off shit, thus visibility outside of the "visible light" range, for pennies.What are you even trying to argue?
>>108481684This is so stupid I suspect this is a b0rken LLM taking a dump in /g/. Mixing NIR with microbolometers demonstrate an ignorance that is simply breathtaking.
>>108481734>bot can't talk about two things in the same subjectI'm not saying microbolometers are used for NIR, I'm comparing the differences in use between NIR and FIR. Fuck you for being this retarded. Address points being made or fuck off.
>>108468666>>108469508>>108472322this place has turned into facebook 2.0
>>108464171That is on purpose to protect the F35, that overpriced piece of shit can be taken down by several cheap missiles using a high resolution, high fps thermal camera.
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>>108464209Get the macro lens
>>108483293>boomer imagethanks for proving me right
>108482847>108483332Maybe Bluesky is more your thing, newgen?
>>108482834>I'm not saying microbolometers are used for NIRExcept that you did:>What's being done is effectively the same.
>>108464171320x240, 25fps, $150https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009768707866.html
>>108484106>just love it. I was dreaming of a thermal camera for over 5 years and i'm extremely happy that finally there is oneniggas dream of thermal cameras?
>>108484051>The only difference between what's easy to get and what's hard to get for FIR is framerate and resolution. What's being done is effectively the same.Weird, didn't mention NIR here, did I? Learn to read dipshit.
>>108484528You can't walk away from your failure. Or are you running out of tokens? Just leave. Now.
>>108464171you can make your own anon just need like a quarter a mil to make the equipment https://arxiv.org/pdf/2405.17726 still not sure why the chinks haven't done it.
>>108484778You did notice this was short wave IR?Also, non-linear and frequency doubling are nothing new, and they still cannot make a good quality image.
>>108481734You're the one who sounds like a braindead retard. Are you asking Grok for responses as you go? Clearly you don't know shit about IR
>>108472808my chink usb-c thermal camera does 25 hz
>>108482860I mean in that case just use flares or something since it's heat seeking.
>>108484778>nonlinear>nonlocal metasurfaceabsolute slop paper
>>108485913Flares often have a strong UV component since they burn very hot and can appear as point sources in the camera view. The jet engine has a wider area signature and no UV component.
>>108487625Damn. Fly faster and don't stick around I guess.
>>108483332>upset because the latest skibidi meme didn't get posted
>>108490295That is the spirit, yes.