AI literally doesn't do anything
There's no such thing as AI.
>>108474050It gives losers who wasted their life hope that everyone else will join them.
My boss seems to think it's the greatest thing since slavery
>>108474064i feel this as well. a lot of people salivating at the thought of "high-knowledge" jobs being erased
use case for doing things
>>108474061Yes there is you absolute buffoon. Claude, ChatGPT, Grok, DeepSeek, Qwen, Mistral, these are all genuine Artificial Intelligence and have passed multiple Turing tests given by qualified professionals. Every single researcher in the AI community is unanimous in claiming these are AI.
>>108474091>turing testirrelevant and retarded measurement>"i was tricked into thinking this is a human so clearly this is intelligence" >Intelligence: The ability to come up with novel and USEFUL ideas from pre-existing ones.EXAMPLE:>give AI all math knowledge prior to Isaac Newton>AI should be able to WITHOUT HUMAN INTERVENTION>Identify the gaps>Come up with relevant questions>Solve those questions>Create calculusAI has not been shown to do anything REMOTELY like the above.There is no intelligence. It can only generate a hazy cloud of probable information *it already has* that a human needs to sort through.
I used it today and it doed something.
>>108474050>filenamebased
>>108474134>noooo that's not REAL AI o algokek
>put picture of OPs mom through AI>Make her fatter, bigger ass, huge tits>Make her have sex with Orcs>Animate it cinematically when the orc busts a nut on OPs mums face
>>108474050It makes opportunists rich. Know a guy who vibecoded a shitty inventory RAG app back in '24 and it got acquired by a shipping logistics company for 2 million. Now he doesn't need to work anymore, told me he would go retire in Thailand.AI bros have been saying that you can just do things. They meant things like that. Now it's 2026 and all the low-hanging fruits have been picked clean.
>>108474313NTA but it's not. Go look up how LLMs work, and learn something for once in your life.
>>108474050Incorrect. AI can do anything a human can do but 100-1000x more efficiently. If you are not leveraging AI to enhance every aspect of your life you are stealing from the future and deserve nothing but to be purged from this world. AI owns the future and you are an impediment.
>>108474325You can draw parallels between this and the crypto craze.
>>108474330post hands
>>108474325>He doesn't have to work anymore>But he has to retire in a shit hole known for old white people dying from organized crime
the real bubble are inflated codemonkey salaries :)AI is holocausting that bubble
>>108474361I'd be find with a 100k salary. those 1M total comp fagman employees in SF and NYC need to be taken down a notch
>>108474361On the contrary, salaries have been going up. The real bubble is the employment rates of low-skill codemonkeys whose only expertise is code. Companies are very picky now for various reasons you probably already know.
>>108474361let me guess unemployed?
>>108474050>Computer literally doesn't do anything
>>108474405computer computes
Whats happrning here?
>>108474452you're getting fed goyslop models quanted so hard they break
>>108474452maybe a stream of bytes?
>>108474134>um ackshually it's not REAL intelligence
>>108474559>no argument
>>108474452six seven
>>108474091Chatbots are not artificial intelligence. Sorry.
>>108474614I don't feel like arguing over pointless word games.
>>108474741>pointless word gameswhy does using accurate language to describe LLMs offend you? LLMs are not intelligent by any definition of the word, therefore it is incorrect to call this "artificial intelligence" i'm assuming you're one of those "women is anything I say it is" people?
>>108474765>THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TRANNIES SOMEHOW
>>108474050You are either underage or an idiot NPC parroting plebbit takes.>omg look at this dog doing <thing>, it's so INTELLIGENT!Yes.But it is vastly outmatched intellectually in every regard by my 10yo child.>haha, look at this LLM, it's so STUPID!That LLM vastly outmatches my 10yo child intellectually, can solve problems the average adult human cannot, and has a breath of expertise beyond what any single human can hope to attain in a lifetime.Do LLMs have human intelligence? No, they're non-human. Qualitatively, they're beyond humans in some ways, far behind in others. If you want to deny that, then feel free to ask your dog to write your computer programs for you instead.>>108474313This.I'm old enough to remember the days when people thought a computer would never beat a decent human player at chess, and implementing simple heuristics to pick moves was considered doing AI.People have no idea that the original and broadest definition of AI was "anything a computer does that would be called intelligent if a human did it".Cue an internet full of morons who claim it doesn't count because a computer did it. Fucking snowflakes got their feelings hurt.>>108474134>There is no intelligence. It can only generate a hazy cloud of probable information *it already has* that a human needs to sort through.Who cares? By the Chinese Room argument, if the external behaviour of the system is useful / appears intelligent, then it offers value / it makes sense to describe it as intelligent.Remember that OP talked to about practical results, so discussing internals is irrelevant.Besides, you can't even prove to me that YOUR internals actually contain intelligence. Not even in person could you convince me that your head contains actual thoughts. Not even by cutting your skull and showing me your wetware.Turing himself admitted that we can not determine these things about other people but "it is usual to have a polite convention that everyone thinks."
>>108474134AI has already made significant discoveries in mathematics and nearly every field of science. Have you been living under a rock the past five years? Face it. AI is the future and it is better at any and every thing compared to a human.
>>108474934>I'm old enough to remember the days when people thought a computer would never beat a decent human player at chessChess does not take intelligence you retarded unc. It's a game of memorization. Literally perfect for a computer.
>>108474934how many Rs in strawberry?
>>108474956Name them.
>>108474956post hands
>>108474091>leaves out gemini, venice, duck, perplexity
>>108474970>leaves out llm, llm, llm, llmyawn
>>108474559thinking it is AI is actualy the reddit take retard.
>>108475018AI as a term has historically been used to mean a lot of different things.>well that's not real AI because blah blah blah Is historical revisionism.
>>108474960>Chess does not take intelligence you retarded unc. It's a game of memorization.kekMerely storing the valid game states is way beyond the total storage capacity on the planet:https://www.chess.com/blog/improveTheEducationSystem/state-space-complexity-of-chessAnd if you knew WTF you were talking about, you'd know that chess engines have, over the last few years, been sacrificing brute force search depth in exchange for neural network based evaluation, directly countering your argument.>>108474962As many as the number of Fs in Fuck Off.I did mention "beyond humans in some ways, far behind in others". You found a limitation that's part of the "behind in others". Congrats, you get a cookie.
>>108474050>AI literally doesn't do anythingNo—it *does* nothing.
>>108475096>a bullshit buzzword shouldn't be changed to actualy mean what it implies it does.i don't care about the retarded historical definition.no, your chess engine isn't a AI and i won't pretend it is.Artificial inteligence should mean inteligence that's made artificialy, no such things exist as of today.and your chess engine doesn't have any shred of inteligence either.
>>108475117It's just a simple example the proves it cannot think or reason. Sure it can generate text sounds intelligent but that's about it.
>>108475117>Merely storing the valid game statesyou don't need to store valid game states retard.you can just predict N next step possible states and pick the one that is most advantageous, doing it with a few will always mogg even the best chess player.and even if you were to pick a game like go and train a statistical engine to predict what move is the most likely to lead to victory, that's still not inteligence in any meaningful way.
>>108474050Its funni
>>108475134>I don't care if literally everyone else uses this phrase to describe things that exist.>I DEMAND that the ENTIRE WORLD conform to MY SPECIFIC definition that I made up 5 minutes ago which describes NOTHING that exists and means whatever helps me win arguments on mongolian basketweaving forums.
>>108475170literal tranny argument
>>108475142So if you have deep conversations with your next Grindr match, will you their answers non-intelligent until you meet them in person upon which you will retroactively adjust your beliefs?
>>108475209what are you on about
>>108475207Yes I agree, you are making a "tranny argument" to put it in your own terms. Very astute observation, I wish I had made it myself.
>>108475170>white knighting for the trillion dollar bonsai buddy 2.0Embarrassing. How many vaccine boosters are you on?
>>108475225no its tranny to use wrong names and definitions to protect your feelings
>>108475170i don't demand anything, i will simply refuse to aknowledge your tranny definition or delusions about your gender.anyone saying "AI is here" and pointing to a chess engine is a retard and i don't care about what you have to say.
>>108475209nta but you are making a category error.an answer can be "intelligent" without being produced by something that is intelligent.however the category error is that "intelligent" doesn't mean the same thing in both parts of the sentence.and you meeting the originator of those messages has nothing to do with it being intelligent or not.
>>108474050Cope. Ai won
>>108475246>>108475264>>108475339Stop samefagging.
>>108475444>3 people couldn't possibly think I'm a retard!
>>108475444all me faggot what are you gonna do about it
>>108475374post hands
>>108474956May we see them?
>shit code without AI>shit code with AIskill issue
>>108474934it doesn't outmatch anything intellectually because it doesn't possess an intellect. Why is this so hard for AI people to understand.
>>108474319how do I commission this?
>>108474050It's fancy autocomplete and search except that already existed hehe
>>108475488>>108475498Forgive me if I have a hard time believing that there was only one tranny-obsessed person in this thread and now there are suddenly three who are only replying to me.
>>108474134>>108474061this. Only brainlet NPCs with no intelligence can spend any amount of time with claude and think that it is intelligent
>>108475588Make that 4, my good troon
>>108474050Real AI has never been tried
>>108475588I didn't call you a trany. I asked how vaxmaxxed you were. Granted, the implications about your character are identical.You trust the science, love big tech, and believe love is love.
>>108475631>to travelYour stupid clanker couldn't even tell you who the Luddites were?
>>108475631Me on the right
>>108475645/r/woosh
>>108474069>>108474064
>>108474050I use it to make gay furry porn
>>108474050chatgpt gave me advice that cured my depression
>>108474050>AI literally doesn't do anythingyou're the same guy that "doesn't know what to build" from 5+ years ago?shut the fuck up. it's the age of the ideasguy now
>>108474069It's payoff for years of learn to code and being annoying online in general.I don't even know the ammount of times that I'm watching some random video and some subhuman retard goes >AS A COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENT, BLAH BLAH BLAH>AS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER, BLAH BLAH BLAHLike we give a shit what Prajeet Smith, CS student number 4279886 has to say about things that are not even tangentially related to it.No one else does it. It is always csfags. Always.Call me a crab all you want but I genuinely hope for total software death. Maybe that way this board could go back to being about actual technology and not the chud equivalent of talking about made up genders (linux).
>>108474134Cope. You are not required anymore
>>108475131kino post
>>108475923What if I only support local models and only for recreational purposes?
>>108474967>>108474968>>108474967I actually anonymously solved all those sciences myself and showed it to ChatGPT, and it was fed into the AI's training, and the AI simply regurgitated it, and they thought it got smarter. If I stop shitposting to AI, the entire trillion dollar industry collapses overnight.
>>108476154this AItroon is coping and seething but i agree that /g/ would be better if there were more threads about hardware instead of troonix distro thread #183739395
>>108474091>>108474313>>108474559if something works as you describe it, there's no need to argue about it. the very fact that you justify the existence of this failed technology shows that it is not capable of the things you claim it can do.
>>108475131>a fucking em dashthey knew
>>108474134based
>>108474050I love using AI in my day to day life honestly, so helpful and much better than search engines since it chews all of the content I need too.I especially love it for work, makes it 10x easier.
2 more weeks until the AI bubble bursts... right?
>>108474061>>108474134>>108474765>>108475018>>108475142Why do you retards keep trying to redefine well established terms that have been in use for decades? Pong is considered AI, LLMs certainly qualify.
>>108474050I love gooning to AI.
>>1084813012 more weeks until AGI... right?
>>108474325>it got acquired by a shipping logistics company for 2 million>Now he doesn't need to work anymorefor a few years, sure
it does mass surveillance and data controlthats what they need"ai" is digital prison
>>108474340yeah except crypto was actually great financial system alternative and not just a big tech scambut the regulators and banking didn't allow it, even jailed binance founder
>>108481373>not intelligenti don't care about your historical meme definition.words mean something, and i sure won't call a man a woman just because you got a special snowflake bullshit definition of woman.
>>108474452retarded techbro at google got too excited and started humping the server machine that happened to be responding there and the LLM malfunctioned.
Doesn't matter if it meets some weird philosophical definition of intelligence or not, the only thing that matters is whether it's useful and it clearly is in some cases.
Why do you think AI bubble would burst? Most companies already pay for subscription for every employee. Just release "the next model" with higher price until AI becomes self-sufficient financially.
If you expect a professional 9-dan bot from a single prompt, that's not gonna happen.
>>108474091>Appeal to authority
>>108474050>technology board>being anti-ai is the normI understand why they call us goyims.
>>108483798Because they're losing hundreds of billions of dollars despite the subscriptions.
>>108483956Maybe grifters like OAI or jeet knockoffs. Anthropic is doing great.
>>108474050That's not true at all. It lets me know who is and who isn't Indian. Very useful service imo.
>>108483917You don't understand much if this is your conclusion
>>108474050A.I. stand for Algorithm Interface It can combine information which was put into it in process of training but that is all. Artificial Intelligence Is just classic fake Marketing name for dumb User Masses which have no clue about fact tat computer is not able think for itself.Computer can only follow given orders...In case of Algorithm Interface it can only follow your prompt to make image ! ! !which before you had to open Adobe photoshop or other image manipulation software and create or manipulate existing image according your talent and abilities !Today You wright prompt and similar software to the Adobe photoshop running on Supercomputer half world away from you Will make >!!!multiple random images!!!< according your prompt and you select one which you like most!!!Same with Video Making tool 3D making tools Coding IDE softwareetc,etcWhat is happening actually is that AI developers attempt to take from you ability to create something unique and replace it with something repetitive because there is only certain amount of trained data and AI is not able work with data which are not included in data set .AI supercomputer owners name it as Artificial IntelligenceBecause they know that 90% people using computers are jus User level sheepWhich have no clue what computer can an can not do!Hence creation of myth about non existing Artificial Intelligence instead of realAlgorithm Interface.And Yes Money is ultimate goal.Basically they did not invent anything new.They just combined already existing technologies with stolen Private property of training data.Basically it is Theft hide behind so called Tech enterprenuring or whatever you name it.
>>108484400AI stands for an Indian. It can only make what an Indian can make. AGI stands for a genius Indian.
