>"hey anon did you finish your presentation?">yes of course>pull out sandisk flash drive>their laptop doesn't have USB-A>"It's okay anon, you can just airdrop it to me">they notice me holding my huawei>everyone starts laughing>storm out the room with tears in my eyes
>>108477959it do be like that sometimes
>Things that never happened
>>108477963>Things that happen daily
>>108477959I don't get it.
>type-a usb accessories in 2000+20+6tech illiterate unc spotted
>>108477959This but with HDMI
>>108477959*pause**record scratch*Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I ended up associating with literal NPCs.
>>108478017It all began when I had to get a job
>>108477959>sandisk flash drive
>>108477959Serves you right for buying a CCP spyphone
>>108477959this wouldve been funny 10 years ago
>>108478050I ve had it since 2018
Just hand them the USB drive and watch them fidget around looking for dongles
>>108477959What is the purpose of a USB stick with USB A? Especially nerds like to connect shit to the smartphone, which all have usb c
>>108477959Is that an ad?
>>108478078my dell doesnt have usb c
>>108477959There is NO legitimate reason why there's no universal "click to transfer a file to a nearby device" standard in 2026>airdrop>Xiaomi quick share>magic wormhole>Bluetooth>whatever shit Windows does
>>108478078>What is the purpose of a USB stick with USB A?Backwards compat to older devices.E.g. lots of TV sets don't have USB-C ports, only USB-A, and have them located in awkward spots where adapters or dongles will not fit well. Many tech-conscious users update TV-firmware via USB because a) it means they can keep their TV deprived of a network connection and prevent it from spying on you; b) in doing so also prevents it from being the entrypoint into your local network through malware compromise; and c) it gives them control over firmware updates rather than have OTA updates be forced on them - because the manufacturer knows best, and they really;really;REALLY need those ads on the home screen for additional income, goy.
>>108478104I have a powerful gaming pc, it has only 1 usb c port
>>108477959every school or university has a internal form of dropbox these days. If not discord is the alternative that zoomers love.
>>108477959You forgot the part where we beat you up in the parking lot afterwards.
>>108477959You forgot the part where the hottest girl in the class secretly approaches anon after school and confesses that she had always been in love with him and his silly tech gimmicks and then they proceed to have lots of sex
Share it on Google drive
>>108478070You're the type of faggot who would still put stuff on floppy disks 15 years ago and then complain when nobody had a floppy drive on their PC.
>>108478159Nice cope kiddo but in any real company you get fired for showing up unprepared for work.>bb-b--b-bb-ut o-obobsolete!That's great tell it to the homeless guy outside when you're done packing your shit.
Never seen a teacher with a mac and usually teachers don't have modern laptops.
>He forgot his dongle.
>>108478173>you get fired for showing up unprepared for workYes, as in the guy who shows up with a USB A or floppy disk gets fired.You don't walk into a board room and say "Here's my presentation, can't run it? Guess that's a personal problem Mr. Bossman!"Most companies these days would take issue with the fact you kept company data on an easily lost format at all.
>>108478210/g/tard larping is so bad it's physically painful to read. I'd say if you spent a fraction of the effort on bad larping on looking for a job you'd get one but no, (You) really wouldn't with this piss poor performance.
>>108477959>>108477966Jewish poster.
>>108478210Retard. This is you btw. -> >>108478270
>>108478000Well Apple users are used to throwing away their tech every year, but some people own reliable stuff that lasts for a while (non Apple products, if you don't understand, you fucking retard)
>>108477986It’s funny because he put these > in front of the words.
Peripherals with just usb-a are just outdated at this point. Its like pulling out a CD in 2016. Get with the times.
>>108477959lmao Chang btfo
>>108477959use localsend, works flawless.
>USB-A in 2026lol
>>108477986This is what iToddlers think in their delusional brains.This has never happened.>>108478103LocalSend. It works on every single device. You can send files, media, clipboard, folders, text and apps. I've used it on my phone, PCs, TV, some relative's iPhones and even in browsers.
>>108478428Good luck making a normie install your stupid app
>>108477959huawei is much better than apple normiebook
Stop being autistic, in real life normal people aren't gonna fault you for having a USB-A flash drive and you're not gonna fault them for having USB-C ports only either.
>>108477959Its like a group of chimps laughing at a high tech alien.
>>108477959>USB-A only flash driveunc OP
>>108478433You don't need to install it. Can't you read?
>>108477959>USB-AYou deserved it.This isn't the Stone Age. Everything is USB-C now.
>>108478436>"normal people"Nigger don't tell me what normies do, I have been ostracized for the littlest things you could imagine>being a virgin>never going to a rave at age 22>not having a tattoo>not wearing nigger sneakers like nike >not using hair products for texture/not having brocolli haircutNormies will 10000% judge you based on having "outdated" hardware
>>108478469>being a virginLoser>never going to a rave at age 22Based>not having a tattooBased>not wearing nigger sneakers like nikeBased>not using hair products for texture/not having brocolli haircutBased.Broccoli haircut = you have no brain and soul
>>108478469Get better friends. You surround yourself with people you don't like. I have 5 close friends and ~40 distant friends, none of my close friends ever judged me for what I am or what I do or didn't do.
>>108478528Is kinda hard to find people you enjoy spending time with if ur tisticAnd modern life is so fleeting, even when i do find people who are cool they tend to drift in a few months anyway
>>108477959Do americans really?
>>108478296I think you're just prejudiced, I've been using my macbook pro since 2015, and only just retired it last year after four battery swaps, two repastes, and a ssd upgrade. It's got a bunch of dents and scratches, but everything still works and looks good after a polish.The rubber coating on my lenovo x250 started rubbing off on everything, and died within a few months of being used by my cousin.My amd v620 has no rocm 7 support on windows (released in 2021), while I can still download drivers and software for my macbook pro model.You just look for cases that support your preconceived notions and ignore evidence to the contrary.
>>108477959>usb a flash drive in the year 2027 + e^(iπ)
>>108477959Just email it to someone who can connect the projector? You're clearly too useless to even be worthy of going to school or else you would have had to do that at some point by now.
>>108477959Chłopie, o czym ty gadasz?
>>108478458I have never seen a flash drive, external disk, or desktop with USB-C.
>>108477959I have a 7 year old sandisk one that has USB-C. you're still living in 2013 running an x230
>>108477959I just host files out of my closet. Never have this problem.
>>108478308It's just a port shape. Who cares how the pins are configured if it does the exact same thing? Just get an adapter from A to C.
>>108477959>saars Nvidia and Apple are expensive, AMD and Android are very good value saars!
>>108478070This, I read the last two sentences first and played a version where the iToddler struggles to plug in a flash drive.
>>108478654I know the struggle.It's always been difficult to find people you can be around for more than a few hours.Normies are just on a constant repeating cycle. You hang around enough of them and you realize the day to day is incredibly boring and I swear it seems like "sociability" is directly tied to how much you can cope with repeating the same bullshit over and over while interacting with them.Your more tistic friends you might be able to hold on to but even then you and them "get it out of your systems" with each other.
>>108479334You didn't look very far.
>>108478303Ohhhhh
>>108478303They're called meme arrows
>>108477959Even the 16MB flash drive I developed for work is USB-C. Anyone still using USB-A flash drives deserves the mockery. It is outdated tech. Throw it away and get with the times, unc.
>>108478173>>108477959You're the one responsible for delivering the presentation to the group so you're at fault for putting it on a storage device that's incompatible with the presentation hardware. >b-b-but I ASSUMED the laptop would have USB-AYou should have checked. That's how life works, dumbo. Why are you even putting a 10MB powerpoint on a thumb drive? Are you too tech illiterate to use email?
>>108477959Do americans live in a parallel reality? Every single person I know that uses a Macbook apologises when their toy can't do basic tasks.
>>108477959>Just connect the HDMI anon
>>108477959paid bait thread
>>108478103i usually just run python3 -m http.server and give them a link>>108478458i swear people buy the newest macbook, throw away their old computer, and believe somehow that every other computer in the world has changed
>>108477959There's a dongle for that.
I sent the pptx on Slack ;)
>>108481211The Americans bait is getting kinda boring. This site needs something new and exciting. Haven't seen a legitimately good new meme in a fucking decade.
>>108478159I returned to the university and youngling looked like apes trying to download and use their final workI just inserted my old USB and looked like a pro thanks to them
>>108482362I'm serious. I never knew girls get the ick when seeing an android phone until interacting with americans.
>>108478456>>108478433>>108478428Yea, I send via Bluetooth from my Linux PC to my Android phone and then Bluetooth again to my friends iPad all the time.But their iPad doesn't play webm tho.
>>108478103Scp is pretty universal but you have to open a terminal which is scary.
>The amount of iJobless ITTWEW
>>108483594Okay
>>108477959Just start an FTP server.Ah, their machine no longer support FTP.
