>>108480712
so THATS why their new 'computers' have 50% (fif-tee) % LESS ram than their fucking monitors? Its, like, a Celebration thang?
I can't wait for the Partees Grand Finale - The Gay Beancounter flounces on stage, counts down from 50 (slowly..), then reads off the final line of his P&L Excel sheet. Actually the final finale of Apple can't be far away now. I hope Jobs is looking down (or up) and smites them all for this charade. In shame for the absolute state they became.

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>>108481273
Who needs more RAM when we can have a big party finale!?!?!?

>>108480712
>grand finale
?

>>108481869
The Aristocrats

Hopefully we get that giftcard event

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50 years ago on this day
Steve "The Currynigger" "The Street Shitter" "Abdul Lateef Jandali" Jobs, pulled down his pants at One Infinite Loo, and laid the biggest steaming heap of shit ever to be shat in Cupertino, and he called it: Crapple.

>>108481856
Miley better NOT be playing that gig, or we'll be having words. Madam that she is. Besides, that would be way too much taste for Apple:
>A special guest will perform, according to Gurman. He hinted at Paul McCartney.
>"Let me just say he's still going strong, was part of the British Invasion and [Steve] Jobs would've been ecstatic," Gurman said about the headliner.
Now THIS is more like it. A geriatric bong who's last good record was also about 30 years ago and the immortal line 'Steve would have LOVED this!'. Fuck. Me.
Just missing Oprah Winfrey as compere now. Someone, put a fork in these sad cunts already, they're done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSpkaBeZckY

>>108481856
she looks like female charlie kirk

>>108480712
What are they going to do? A huge gay orgy under the rainbow?

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