>Take a jeet story, leave a jeet storyI'll start:>be my company>find major security vulnerability on a jeet booking site (basically if you increment the userID it logs you in as that user and shows you all their PII)>report it to jeet company>"oh, it's fine; nobody in india cares about privacy anyway">'so you aren't going to fix it?'>"no, lol"sometimes I love their brazen attitudes, I just wish they weren't also so retarded.
>>108490657>jeet customer support>checking out if I could extract my friend's address out of boredom by pretending she's at my place taking a leak but her phone broke and she needs a replacement.>ending up ordering an iPhone(to my friend's address) by extending the contract via her account for shits and giggles.
>>108490657how the hell did that truck end up there in the first place?
>>108490657at least no one died. small wins.
>>108490796i drove a large truck when i got out of college for a few years. it's really easy to get into a position you can't get out of very easily.usually you don't do property damage getting it out though.
>>108490657Say something nice about Jeets. I'll start:They offer you water when you visit them.
I would take jeets over women any time. ANY TIME
>>108491020I almost felt sorry for the guy behind her just trying to work but then I saw the fag flag so he deserves it
>>108491020That's the thing anon. I am a jeet and I literally sing aloud at the top of my lungs for ~12 hours a day every day. There is no peace and quiet around me either.I am literally singing rn. I also sometimes spontaneously break out in a dance.
>>108491034I don't do it for a camera though. That's the saving grace. I'm also shit at dancing.
>>108491027don't worry, she probably was one of those that got laid off
>>108490716Getting that same day delivery
>>108491020what is her job title?
>>108491416I had 5 of people like her in a project once, in a team of 3 developers.- PO- project manager- UX designer (2x)- customer journey supervisor / scrum masterwe blew around 500k (?) in salaries to create a page in Ionic/Angular to scan insurance documents and send them to backend (backend not included, handled by another team)
>>108491581oh, I forgot the agile coach, although that was a guy and worked with other teams too. at least he provided us with IPO beers
All the doomposting about pajeet managers is true. They will consider themselves as a superior human in every respect and treat you like inferior garbage. I'd rather have a white female boss than a pajeet boss.
>>108491642jeets in general have a chip on their shoulder as if they are better then everyone else.
>>108491020But the smell
>>108491642oh, we are talking bout bosses. I thought this is just about equal colleagues. in that case every>russian>muslim>jeet>womanis a potential risk. the first three have a culture of exploitation and are completely oblivious to christian values (doing things for the greater good). the fourth one is typically a backstabbing cunt scheming behind your back and having zero technical knowledge, judging your value not by merit but by charisma (very prone to bullshit of any kind). in all four cases exceptions prove the rule
>>108491581lol, I could probably vibe code it over a weekend
>>108492042that was 2020, but yeah back then it also took me a week. but the stress of sitting around wondering if my salary would be rejected for doing nothing for 5 months, was not worth it at the time
>>108491416Security breach
>>108491034What songs do you sing? Benny Lava? Tunak tunak?
>>108491416Scrotum Master.
>>108491936>Russian>MuslimDepends on where in their shithole they are from and their place in the socioeconomic ladder. There are ruskies and arabs that I thought were perfectly fine, honestly men. Indians, pakis, etc is a whole other story.
>>108490657My jeet story is unrelated to tech but ill tell you anyway>Be me>walk to local deli thats 3 minutes from my house>try to cross the street>jeet did a U turn to turn around his car>he almost ran me over>I got scared >the guy driving the car looked at me with grin and then drove offOne time I also saw some other jeet drive on the wrong side of one way street.
>>108490819>it's really easy to get into a position you can't get out of very easily.Only if you drive american trash that has a turning radius the size of the galaxyTrucks built by humans are much better in that regard
>>108490657ALWAYS REVIEW A JEET NEGATIVE IN TECH SUPPORT CALLS.I have a million jeet stories. I've worked in IT since 2010. My very first jeet encounter was with Palo Alto support. >Call up Palo Alto Support to see what's up with a feature that's available but was configured to be blocked>Jeeta answers the phone>I explain the situation >She tells me to block all tcp-443 traffic>I tell her that that would block 99% of our outbound traffic>She doubles down>I call her an idiot and hang upAll I wanted to know is why Facebook chat wasn't blocking as it should. Not block everything outboundNext jeet story that stuck with me:>Traffic flows from switch but the SSH connection was flakey >I troubleshoot it for a while>Call support to see if the switch is messed up>Jeet tech support insisted it was my SSH client PUTTY.>Putty is one if the most used ssh clients out there, I entertain him and use another client, it also doesn't work.>He insisted is was that new ssh client was the issue too>I hung up and gave him a bad review.Other calls are jeets just constantly talking over you before you even explain your issue. It's extremely annoying and I make sure that the review reflects that. Wtf is with these cancerous captchas? This is my last post. Fuck this shit
>>108492519>ALWAYS REVIEW A JEET NEGATIVE IN TECH SUPPORT CALLS.as if it mattered.
>>108492519I live in a building with 8 flats in it. I'm in flat 6. One day out of nowhere I get a letter welcoming me as a new customer to my electric company. I go to my account and it's been frozen. I call up customer support to explain that I've been in this place and a customer of theirs for years already and they need to unfreeze my account. The jeet on the other end more or less goes>yes saar i will fix that saarA few days pass and my account is still frozen. Then I get another letter welcoming me as a new electric customer in this property. Once again I contact customer support to explain that I'm not new and they need to unfreeze my account. The jeet on the other end once again goes>yes saar sorry saar i will fixAnd once again a few days later I get another letter welcoming me as a new customer in this property. At this point I said fuck it I don't care I have a paper trail that I've tried to fix the problem and they've failed multiple times so I'm just not paying my bills.Couple months later I start getting angry red bills so I decided to fuck off customer support and go straight to the complaints department with a full write up of what's happened. I guess it got read by a white guy because within an hour my account was back to normal and they let me off the bills I hadn't paid in the meantime.
>>108492630Oh and the reason I got that first letter was because it turns out a jeet had moved into flat 8 and confused 6 for 8 when signing up to the electric company.
>>108492627It does matter. I told the Cisco support review surgery that I was interrupted way too many times and if I get interrupted one more time on my support call I'll never suggest buying Cisco again. It got a response from the sales team. At the very least it ruins that jeets score and promotions.>>108492630Absolute incompetence. I believe it.
>>108492363>be me, out walking in the evening>jeet in some kind of uber type fake taxi whizzed across a junction>then reversed backwards to the junction over a set of lights>I'm crossing the road at the lights on green when he almost hits me reversing back across the crossing, misses me by inches and I have to dodge forwards to avoid it>a second or two later a teenager comes round the corner in the road and jeet fake taxi pulls out without looking, while turning and the kid slams into the front corner of jeet fake taxi>boy goes flying, ends up about 12 feet up the road>his scooter stays stuck in the front body near the wheel of the jeet taxi>teenager is alright, but has a cut up scraped hand from the road>go to check him, tell him to take a photo of the numberplate>jeet doesn't care says -"if you are alright what's the problem">tell teenager to phone the police, jeet stops his car nearby for 2 minutes then just drives off without saying anything>police come, interview lad and I give a statementjeet was very likely not the one registered to that car, as is usually the case. they don't care if they run someone over.
>>108491020Wood
>>108491020you still have to deal with her entire family
>>108490822they are family oriented
>>108492801if you are tall enough you can just show up to whatever bar she's in with her fag friend at 7pm after work, buy her a drink, put on a fake french accent and proclaim you are lovestruck. She will let you hit it raw and you can then disappear forever.
>>108493005disney princess complex, i run for the hills the min they start sounding like a prostitute doing microtransactions for sexual favors, remember i blew you? well we're at the mall now an i want this random 100$ stick of lipstick cause i dont have quite this shade of red
>>108492118Idk who Benny Lava is and Tunak Tunak is a fun song to sing desu, but my song choice is more varied and weird. Here's a randomized snippet from my library.
>>108491020at least women smell nice
>>108490822Most of the IT/customer service Indians are fine to good even. Its more of an IT guy problem.
>>108490716keeek
>>108491020imagine walking in as she's presenting her soles and assI think I would cum in my pants
>>108491020Don't be harsh, women are kids. Give them toys, chocolate and movies and they'll be happy and have something to do.
