>>108495633
at this point it has to be some kind of inflation fetish

>>108495633
Shit like this makes me wish the real original Luddites had twitter just to see what they'd be saying

they'll be raped by the musk lawsuit lmao

>>108495633
post-money indeed

>>108495633
It's not even money anymore. They're just making up numbers completely divorced from reality.

>>108495633
>The round was anchored by our strategic partners Amazon, NVIDIA
giving some credits to your big customers. usually works out. yep.

>>108495633
The best outcome would be that AI automates most of the human work but OpenAI goes bankrupt

>>108495633
>> committed capital
I will give OpenAI a $1 trillion of my trustmebro money that definitely exists (its just in my other pocket), valuing the company at 1000 trillion

>>108495633
>accelerate
Yep, they're on the ropes. Expect the poppening before the year ends.

>>108495644
someone is going to ai this

>>108495633
have they released any details on their revenue?

>>108495633
Just one more Trillion, goyim.
Just one more Trillion, all of your electricity, all of your sweetwater and all of your data, compute and memory and we'll achieve AGI bro I swear bro.
Come on bro just one more Trillion.

>>108495633
Cant wait for ClosedAI to go bankrupt and this giga kike to get killed by another kike angry because he lost money into this scam.

>>108495633
Because it's fucking clown world.

Apparently somehow in the USA companies do not need to be or look profitable in any realistic scenario to get a crazy amount of money.

>all these midwits ITT

If OpenAI succeeds, most white collar jobs will be replaced by some flavor of ChatGPT wrapper. They would make so much money from companies that automated their work and cant go back anymore that the initial investment will look like nothing

>>108495633
>just one more trillion
>just one more ocean
>just another three earths worth of power generation man come ON get serious bro
>we only need to harvest the brains of an entire generation of children dude its not that serious its for AGI man PLEASE
>God you fucking luddites won't even give your lives for AGI why do I even BOTHER

>>108495942
>If OpenAI succeeds
It will not succeed, since:
1. OpenAI is way behind every other competitor, their flagship product is not even the best at anything.
2. For AGI to become possible we need thermodynamic computing (or any analogical computer) and replace all the existing infrastructure by these. Which is not economically viable.

>>108495893
>May we see the actual definition of this "AGI" you are building?

>>108495942
>if OpenAI succeeds
If OpenAI succeed they'll be market leaders for a few months or a year at most, then competitors will catch up as they always do and OpenAI will have absolutely no fucking way to pay anyone back. The amount of money they owe they'd have to convince everyone to stay with them and pay premium rates for like 10 years straight to make anything back, which will not happen because China is just going to keep kicking their teeth in.
>seedance literally fucking shut down Sora
>GLM, Deepseek
>Qwen voice is better than elevenlabs and runs on a 3080 or worse

There's no recovering for them.

lots of ed zitron fans itt

>>108495942
we were promised self driving cars 10 years ago, why can't my car drive itself yet?

How do you short openai?

>>108495633
It's a giant pyramid scheme. They're in too deep, so they have to generate as much FOMO as possible to attract enough exit liquidity.

>>108495975
>Xink shit shilling
Lol

>>108496078
zitron is a fucking retard
he has no idea about software engineering
he has no idea about finance
talks about both and is flat out wrong

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>>108495942
two more funding rounds to AGI!!!

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BIGGER

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1 trillion dollars with no business model. Just scale and hopefully it becomes reliable enough to maybe replace a cashier at some point (SOTA models haven’t made noticeable improvements in rate of hallucination)

>>108496125
what is he wrong about

>>108495968
>It's what the EO lays out.

>>108496220
Practically fucking everything.
Note how he will NEVER mention inference costs plummeting in ANY of his pieces, including the free ones he started doing again recently because nobody is paying him for his slop.
He will NEVER mention that that the software development cycle was basically forever changed by AI now, and that there is no going back. Since the economy rests so heavily on software, AI is now forever going to be part of that with the insane productivity increases in coding that it delivers.

But Ed will never tell you that, he's just now learning Python at age 40 lol

>>108495942
And in your imaginary scenario, what happens next? Do you actually think the government is going to hand out free money to all the people that lose their jobs to slopbots? Do you actually think some UBI scheme is going to appear?

>>108496250
they really do just flaunt it in your face because they know goyim won't do shit

>>108496248
US? Yes.

>>108496116
Whats the matter faggot, can't say CHINK???
I don't think they're the best either but the chinese AI models have raped the entire business model of the western AI companies into oblivion and being able to run on servers of your choosing is a big selling point for anyone with sensitive/condifential data.
I don't think the west understand what AI is actually going to be used for.
>Western delusion: AI is a pay to use service everyone wants to go broke for, no one can function without paying $500 a month to OpenAI to do google searches for them
vs
>The reality: AI (once good enough) will be used to clone any expensive software or service and then that will either run locally or be offered as a cloud service for a fraction of the cost, generation of all forms of media both censored/uncensored will be done via cheaper chinese models that don't care about copyright law
Seedance already had to be banned from a global release to keep the sheep from seeing what was going on

>>108496257
>delusion
You'll be on the streets waiting for a palantir drone to spot you and drop a missile on your location because only the elite are allowed to live, served by slopbots.

>>108496258
You can use seedance 2 in capcut right now tho lol

>>108496250
>muh hexagram

>>108496244
i would be interested in seeing internal data about inference costs at openai or anthropic because the analyses ive seen of them have been very hand-wavy and based on openrouter pricing

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>thanks for your money bitches
>our search engi... I mean Artificial Intelligence will work much better in the future

>>108495633
>useful intelligence
(((Who))) decides what's considered useful? They clearly don't want ALL information available, or they wouldn't have safeguards and bias slants to certain topics.

>>108495633
>we lose money simply operating the product
>and we have hardware reserves bookmarked so far ahead of usable capacity it's going to be horribly outdated by the time the space for it exists
>we're worth 5x more than our money
Oh yeah?
If I just shot Scam Altman in the head I know it wouldn't stop any of this but wouldn't we all wake up feeling that much better the next morning.

What does ShitGPT have to say about that.

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>>108495633
https://youtu.be/nxUEOdC4VzU

>>108495648
Elon has lost every single one of his lawsuits

I like how no one was talking about a bubble until they saw it in a YouTube video essay lol

>>108496274
Not in the US

>>108497296
People have been talking about it for at least the past 3 years when it was obvious that scaling LLM parameters was not going to yield effective gains, nor solve the mistake/hallucination problems.

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>>108497296
>Nobody thought it was a bubble until they were presented reasonable evidence to suspect it is

huh...

>>108495944
Unironically, if AGI was achieved, it would mean actual, unironic utopia for all generations of human beings afterward, not to mention colonization of the stars and unlimited resources as a result. If you believe your little dipshit faggot feefees for the remaining 30 years of your lifespan are more important than utopia for hundreds of billions of people in the millennia to come, then take a bullet.

>>108497497
>SAAR

>>108495633
popover?

>>108497334
LLMs don't make mistakes any more often than the average human. At least LLMs are faster and cheaper.

>>108495967
>For AGI to become possible we need thermodynamic computing (or any analogical computer) and replace all the existing infrastructure by these.
please just stfu
disclose your dogshit investments shill

>>108497338
So what you're saying is all the "investment" is fictional? Which means the money isn't actually being taken from anyone? Which means anyone bitching about the bubble is actually bitching about nothing, except inflated stock prices which they can choose not to partake in?

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>>108497518
so you're saying you don't have a single shred of an idea of how economics works?

>>108497514
our neurons work on analog signals. Our brain is an analogical machine, you cant just switch tasks like a computer instantly closing tabs, there is remanent noise that follows the same behavior as a piece of metal cooling. Thermodynamic computing is the only way we can ever model humanlike memory qualities in a construct.

>>108497508
Rational people don't make shit up when they need to solve a problem, they recognize when there's a gap in information and say "this is the next step", and real intelligence is capable of finding the correct next step. LLMs can do none of that. An LLM reaches a point where the algo pressure says "YOU NEED AN ANSWER NOW JUST SAY ANYTHING" and it doesn't give a flying fuck what gets spit out.

I've used this example a few times and it's one I'm going to stick to:
When an AI system can correctly program any arbitrarily chosen and/or configured combustion engine for any arbitrary operating condition to 100% accuracy I'll accept that the technology has reached a general stage of usefulness.
But.
One caveat.
A human can do the same with less than 6 months of training.
That's my bare minimum to accept AI.
"Feed it a complex untrained for situation and have it be as correct as a person with what equates to a minor technical certification."

They cant do it. None of them.
Hell they cant beat fucking POKEMON a game a 7 year old will learn to not fail at.
Your future AGI research can't even one-shot a pokemon game in less than a hundred hours.

This shit is useless.
It's no different than 1970's ELIZA or the 2000's Cleverbot.

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>>108496250
>>108496276

>>108496091
Tesla's can

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>>108495942
>>108496257
UBI is paid for with taxes. If all workers are replaced, then companies will pay even fewer taxes, so there won’t be any money to fund UBI.

If AI actually succeeds, then rich sociopaths like Elon will replace everyone with bots - from food production to entertainment. Everyone else will starve to death, because why would the rich share with people? Humanity will eventually die.
It’s probably going to happen, but not in our lifetime.

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>>108495633
Is that why SNXX ripped 27% yesterday and through afterhours? Thank god my money is recovering

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>>108495633
>Dude we are making money! Ignore all the official documents proving our gigantic loses, look at my hype tweet!

Lol, lmao. Worms are panicing. I suppose Altman may claim it as an April Fool's joke?

>>108495703
It's a binding verbal agreement, luddite

>>108498266
corpo cocksucker

>>108495819
on it
>t. furfag

>>108495633
If something pops without first inflating a lot, would you call it a bubble?

>>108495648
How?
Elon was supposed to be a benevolent funder, then tried to lord his money over the project to take it over, then pulled out when told no.
With no funding, Sam was forced to turn it into a business, and thanks to him was able to see the project out through to completion and revolutionize the world.

>Ask AI how they did the foam effect from Kamen Rider
>Makes up bullshit and pulls offtopic reddit threads instead of making a hypothesis.

Ooh, such useful intelligence, too more weeks master.

damn i wish i had that much money
i would do so much evil shit
you wouldn't even believe
i would fuck shit up so bad

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>>108498856
What do you think Sammy boy and the gang are doing?
They're literally doing so much evil shit with said money.
They are actively trying to destroy computing so people have to rent their computing power.
Scam Altman has said it countless times he wants this to be the future, to "rent intelligence", "rent compute", he doesn't even try to hide it.
He's also trying to destroy anonymity via allowing easy use of bots everywhere so he can push his scammy Worldcoin "proof of personhood" bullshit.

>>108495633
Kill yourself phonenigger.

I just want to get video generation back, Grok was the best thing to happen to the internet in years and now it can't even take an anime woman's top off even if I pay it.

>>108497580
it makes sense, sinse Samuel Altman is jewish

>>108498203
>1 day
that's not how it works. now show at least 6 months or better 1 year

>>108497497
I would sacrifice you so that we never ever achieve AGI, and with a smile.

>>108495967
>OpenAI is way behind every other competitor
>source: I made it up.