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I'm a sales guy at my company, and our tech team usually takes months to ship features.
So earlier this week I tried this little fucker here, and holy fuck I had the new feature my client has been asking for since months running in an hour.

I immediately showed the customer a demo, and with them being very satisfied asked my boss how the fuck this is possible and why we're paying tech guys so much money for not doing anything. Apparently several senior devs are going to have a "townhall" tomorrow, if you catch my drift. Meanwhile my bonus package for the month looks pretty good.

Fuck you arrogant """""engineer""""" shitheads, it's always been THIS fucking easy and you were just lazy and arrogant. Get ready to get out of your fat greasy autistic comfort zone, it's time to get a real job.
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>>108503345
your bait is too on the nose, buddy.
but for when you actually want to talk about it there is >>>/g/vcg/
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
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>>108503345

yeah fuck those engineers, i bet they spent 90% of the time writing pointless unit tests, i had codex claude delete those tests, i reduced the LOC by 30% thus reducing pointless maintenance, my bonus is looking also really good

and I am in HR
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>>108503345
Damn cool. Can I see the feature you made in an hour and how you implemented it into your system?

This is fucking magic to me and you are an inspiration.
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>>108503345
Based. AI won and coders lost
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>>108503345
>you were just lazy and arrogant
You fucking idiot. The only kind of good software engineer is just that. Lazy, arrogant and has God complex.
The good ones are working very hard and in a very honest way. That's how you end up with delays and 0 novelty.
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>>108503716
> The good ones are working very hard
The bad ones. That's the bad ones.
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>>108503345
you should get a job, instead of writing these weird fanfics on 4chinks.
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Why is software engineering the only job in the world where everyone who isn't a software engineer, automatically assumes everyone who is, is never working and just slacks off all day long?
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>>108503855
Because it's true
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>>108503345
>sales guy
lmao
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>>108503855
They think coding is magical powers that coders gatekeep.
This is why they're so resentful and get way overexcited every time one does something they previously regarded as in the realm of wizardy, like setting up a wordpress website. This breaks the illusion that it's all magic, and they get overexcited, making grand claims like "X industry is over!" and "anyone can do it!".
It's annoying af, and the only reason it happens is because of their retarded compartmentalization of tech things as "magic".



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