Everyone please congratulate our friends at github for finally achieving ZERO NINES of availability! I'm sure it wasn't an easy road to get there, having only billions of dollars to run their website and all, but they've finally managed to set a new benchmark for enterprise software uptime! Congratulations!
why do you need uptime for a decentralized system? just continue developing locally and push when it's up again
>>108510604I see two nines though
>>108510922what the shit are you talking about
>>108510960there are actually six nines in the picture. dumb frogposter.
>>108511175uuuhhh aakhshually if you open the image in a hex editor you'll see 917269 nines, dumb nofrogposter
>>108510922For real, so convenient.Actually it's even more convenient when your CD/CI depends on something else as well, right? Just to be safe.Now that's actually smart. Very good business decisions from microslop company, they clearly helped github become better and care more about customers and how many back up plans they have, ensuring stability of their business.
>>108510604>If GitHub does not meet this SLA, Customer may redeem Service Credits only upon written request to GitHub within thirty (30) days of the end of the calendar quarter. Written requests for Service Credits redemption and GitHub Enterprise Cloud custom monthly or quarterly reports should be sent to GitHub SupportNOOOO, DO NOT REDEEM.
