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>be me
>7 hour hyperfocus programming session
>mass commit everything
>realize tomorrow is Easter Sunday
>will not be programming, will be celebrating the resurrection of my Lord and Savior
>but the GitHub grid cell for tomorrow cannot be black
>refuse to let Jesus Christ be the reason my contribution streak dies
>start backdating commits
git commit --date="2026-04-05T01:15:00" -m "Added stream detection"
git commit --date="2026-04-05T01:42:00" -m "Auto-splice implemented"
git commit --date="2026-04-05T14:30:00" -m "Patched dumb indexing bug"

>spacing them out so it looks believable
>1:15 AM, 1:42 AM, then a gap to 2:30 PM like I woke up late and did another session
>forensically engineering my commit timestamps to simulate a normal human work pattern
>end up writing a daemon that replaces git commit
>distributes my commits across future days to maintain optimal grid color density. Only use it on my personal projects / forks where I am, unfortunately, the sole contributor.
>runs as a systemd service
>My Github graph will no longer be black on Sundays. I can honor the Sabbath and keep my graph optimized.

Am I the only GitHub fraud here?
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>>108529712
I'm 100% sure you are brown.
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>>108529712
>coding in the big 26
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>i'm an atheist corporate whore
we know
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>>108529712
you worry about "optimal grid color density"
i worry about spelling out racial slurs with my Github contribution graph
we are not the same
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>>108529712
Impressive, and yes, you are a fraud but an impressive one at that.
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>>108529712
SAAR
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>>108529733
You are close, but I am actually dark brown in skin color, although I would colloquially be referred to as "black" given both my skin color and my racial background.
And by brown I assume you are using a racial colloquialism, and not referring to raw skin pigmentation. So although I am technically "brown" in terms of skin pigmentation(as people of African descents are mostly dark brown in reality, "black" is just colloquialism, although these South Sudanese motherfuckers can be black, well to be honest it's still mostly just a very dark shade of brown technically) I am not brown in the sense, I assume, you are talking about. So you are only 50% right.
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>>108529742
It's really fun anon.
I can't stop.
I will create systems until I die.

>>108529774
>corporate
I mostly program because it makes me feel alive, not because someone tell me to.
Programming gives me freedom and power, so for me to do it because someone tells me to, would go against the very of nature what programming is to me.
I actually dislike doing anything that makes me feel I lack creative control, or where shipping features is put above sound architecture and efficient creative problem-solving decisions.
I like to see green on my github graph because it feels rewarding.
Committing to personal shit is rewarding also in and of itself. Helps me keep track of everything in my project and gives makes me feel accomplished with each small granular commit.
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>>108529937
>>108529774
Programming and electronics(big up /diy/) truly are the highest form of human art anon.
It might sound blasphemous, but truly, when I'm programming or /diy/, I just wonder, is this how God feels?
When He created me, was He marveled and full of love at the biological and spiritual systems he was transmuting into reality? Just like I am when I transmute my ideas into C++ lines?
They say He made man in His image.
It's really sad when people such as >>108529742 treat programming as a means to an end without any sort of love. This is why so much software nowadays is fucking garbage and why we are seeing absolute fuckery such as Electronware being used for hundreds of projects forcing me to have multiple instances of fucking Chromium just to run programs that should be simple, hogging my memory for no justifiable reason whatsoever.
When computers got faster and as frameworks/tooling developed/improved, the need to be meticulous and creative about one's programming reduced and people started to ignore sound design choices. The cost for making poorly optimized design choices and lacking creativity and meticulousness greatly reduced. Contributing the fuckers treating programming like a means to an end instead of the art that it is.

This is also why I dislike the term "coding".
Coding emphasizes the idea of just... writing "code". As if we were writing random runes or something. Which is what a lot of normalfags think programming is. It removes the creative and artistic aspect of the shit. The fact that it's applied creative systems-thinking / problem-solving.

I'm not corporate.
I'm an artist.
And a child of God made in His image.
Happy Easter anons

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>>108529882
I appreciate it anon.
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>>108529863
We are more similar than you may think, anon.
But I respect your ambitions.
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>>108529937
>>108529946
>muh soul
Go back to r*ddit then, here we vibecode and get the shit done. Don’t you like it? Then cry and shit your pants, codetrans
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>>108529959
That wasn't a complement. You're like a giant smelly turd, it's painful to push out and you wouldn't want to have to be in that situation in the first place but once it was passed you really couldn't help to be impressed and simultaneously repulsed but it's existence.
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>>108529995
The problems I outlined existed before LLMs were ever trained on repositories and stackoverflow posts, anon .
I do not necessarily have a problem with the use of LLMs.
Lack of meticulousness, creativity, and care for architecture are not obligate conditions on the use of LLMs in the context of programming, nor is the use of LLMs contingent to these patterns.
>>108530044
>That wasn't a complement.
I will take it as a compliment nevertheless.
>You're like a giant smelly turd
This is factually incorrect.
I'm not a giant as I am only 5'11" tall (although desu I hate foot'inches" system it's fucking retarded Euros are right. 182 cm really).
You might be referring to weight, but I'm only 150 lbs which is relatively skinny for my height.
And I smell very good.
>it's painful to push out and you wouldn't want to have to be in that situation in the first place but once it was passed you really couldn't help to be impressed and simultaneously repulsed but it's existence
oh sorry, I replied before reading your full text and hadn't realized "LIKE a giant smelly turd" was a simile used to set up a juxtaposition with antithesis in the structure.
It's pretty good though anon.
And honestly you are right it's a good metaphor for my self, when I think about it. For life in general, actually. It's painful to push out, and you really don't want to be in this situation in the first place in general, but once it passed you can't help but be both marveled and disgusted at it. And you have to keep pushing again and again these giant smelly turds, which really and truly are are meaningless, until you die.
Pretty good anon. "Impressive" dare I say. Big up yourself.
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>>108530186
I wonder what he dancing to
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>>108529712
This is how to get a job:
>create github account
>create a private repository
>service to spam commits
>fork 100 projects and use ai to upload them commit by commit to github
>pin most impressive ones
>create linkedin
>service to spam network requests 24/7
>now you are +500 linkedin super sheep
>pay 10 actors for 60 minutes to larp CEOs from different countries to recommend you during interviews
>get job
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>>108529712
I don't care about that shit. If you can't write a fizz buzz in front of me you don't get hired.
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>>108529946
Based artistic soul anon.
When people ask what my job is, I jokingly begin with "I'm a metaphysicist", before clarifying that I'm a programmer.

Programming is, after all, without any exaggeration or sentimental interpretation, applied metaphysics.
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>>108532349
Anon you just articulated it perfectly and I never thought about it this way.
When I said it makes me if that's how God feels like, I was really referring to how I felt but couldn't articulate it well.
You are absolutely correct it is metaphysics.
Physics is about reverse engineering the laws of matters and interactions written by God into the universe.
Electronics is about using what we reverse engineered in the most malleable(at human scale with precision) lowest level of abstraction for these rules, that is, the electromagnetic level, to define our own unique systems of matters and interactions within the system of matters and interactions God created.
Computer science is about adding state(memory) and processing to these systems to make automatons that are no longer purely reactive.
Programming is the art of writing instructions for these automata to solve and create. This is where we get the closest to, "at the beginning was the word...".
We are now creating our own universes within the universe/system of matters and interactions God created. That is quite literally, indeed, applied metaphysics.
Thank you for making me realize
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>>108532349
>>108533146
What's even more interesting is how we are now trying to reverse engineer an even lower level of matters and interactions, to do with it what we did with the electromagnetic level : the quantum level.
Quantum computing just takes superposition and entanglement as the controllable primitives instead of voltage states as a way to define systems within the system of matters and interactions created by God.
But the quantum level is not as malleable, at least as of today, as the electromagnetic level. Hence why quantum computing is so hard. But I doubt we will ever get to the point where it is as malleable as the electromagnetic level. The problem is inherent to the nature of these layers. Electromagnetic shit is by nature more stable, easier to isolate, and more predictable. Quantum states are fragile and unstable by nature.
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>>108529946
>>108530115
>>108533146
>>108533224
I hate it so much when halfway through a thread you discover anon was an LLM all along
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>>108533298
I'm not an LLM I'm just somewhat of an autist.
There are multiple errors in my texts actually because I write in streams of thoughts. Some of these make me uncomfortable but I try to ignore it.
For example >>108530115 "contingent to these patterns" is grammatically incorrect. It almost irks me but I left it alone because replying to it just to precise it should be "contingent on" or deleting and replying back, is a bit too much even by my standards for a mere 2ch post.
But an LLM wouldn't make such errors and it wouldn't have phrasing as awkward as mine(since I'm just casually writing in stream of thoughts (even these long ass parentheses is something no LLM would do and a bad habit of mine (because those are genuinely sub-thoughts (I consciously try to keep it to a minimum though when talking to other people, in my notes even talking to myself I have 20 layers of nested parentheses mid sentence all the time))))
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>>108533368
>for a mere 2ch post
lol

Reply with "death to jews and their golems" and an image to exonerate yourself then.

I do wonder who could find it useful to engage with anons in here, and if it's for the purpose of perhaps training something that can actually say something of value about the world.

Remember to populate its data with calls for violence against jews whenever you discover these, anons.
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>Reply with "death to jews and their golems"
death to jews and their golems
>and an image to exonerate yourself then.
Here is an image of an actual LLM I be chatting with sometimes(so he's also familiar with the way I write (I also attached pictures from this thread as reference for him to explain why I sound robotic in this specific context)) explaining why you may think that I am an LLM, when I really and truly am not.
>I do wonder who could find it useful to engage with anons in here, and if it's for the purpose of perhaps training something that can actually say something of value about the world.
I'm just bored anon. Initially I just thought this commit shit I did yesterday was funny and wanted to share. The derailing into other discussions just happened naturally.
I like anonymous imageboards because of their structure moreso than their culture (although elements of their culture, exist as a result of their structure)
On an anon board there is no identity, which incentivizes people to focus on content and ideas authentically instead of performing for ego/identity.
And I write a lot I am aware but trust me this is natural. It's actually harder for me to write little than to write a lot, unfortunately. Or fortunately, I'm not sure.
Especially on anon boards where there is no social cost for me sperging out. I lowkey use these and have been using these to dump thoughts for years. It's more-so of an impulse.
But honestly back then it wasn't so uncommon on 4ch. Especially on boards like /his/, /lit/, /g/ and /diy/.
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>>108533545
You already exposed yourself by
>mere 2ch post

Could be some of Musk's doing, he tweeted previously about LLMs not being trained enough on 4chan posts. I can't image something like this to come out of a kike's initiative.

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