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>Copilot adoption nowhere near what they promised
>panic internally about the numbers
>solution: shove Copilot into literally every product
>force “usage” instead of making it actually useful
>open Excel, ask Copilot to change something
>it responds with step-by-step instructions like it’s not even inside Excel
>doesn’t understand context at all
>still gets counted as “engagement”
>leadership keeps hyping it like it’s revolutionary
>nothing improves
>just more Copilot everywhere
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>>108533087
>>it responds with step-by-step instructions like it’s not even inside Excel
The one time I tried it it copied the sheet and then made actual edits to it. You must have been using the poor people version or something.
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>>108533087
Cope. AI is the future
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>>108533102
only for people who can afford the subscriptions which are about to increase tenfold.

that counts you out
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microsoft's even just said that copilot is for entertainment purposes so they know it's crap...
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>>108533087
CopePilot is so shit I cant trust a single thing it says. I used it to find part numbers of printer parts and it fails 50% of the time
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My company is a Microsoft shop. They introduced KPIs which monitor AI usage.

There is one for Copilot and one for the other LLMs we have access to (Gemini, Claude, etc). If we don't use BOTH daily, we get worse reviews and less pay increases.
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>>108533087
reminds me of this.
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ANYONE WHO USES THE WORD "MICROSLOP" ON DISCORD, X. TEAMS, OR MICROSOFT STORE WILL BE PERMA-BANNED!
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>>108533161
they are REAL butthurt about that one and it's so fucking funny
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I uninstalled copilot from my Windows 10 machine (the brute force method) and its back to being quick again. what a laggy piece of turd
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>>108533102
you're falseflagging. copilot is not the same kind of ai product as something like claude code.
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>>108533265
this, whether you're a LLM/ML bull or bear, copilot fucking sucks. There is no actual usecase. I've had more luck with chatgpt/claude when dealing with actual microslop office suite products. there is zero excusing this. in no world should this happen.
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>>108533265
I hate Luddites anyway
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>>108533087
>side quests
I hate millennials so much it's unreal
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>>108533161
In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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>>108533087
Why has every modern company got to the point where all upper management does is try and force constant change regardless of whether it's actually useful or profitable?

AI being forced everywhere despite it losing money is the biggest example. Also at my company the department leads are always trying to push new frameworks and development practices into places where things were working perfectly efficiently already.
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>>108533102
Copilot is just a really shitty wrapper around other companies' models. it's literally if jeets tried to create a shitty version of claude code or codex. Even on basic app coding, Microjeet loses to everyone.
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>>108533548
Stock market. We need higher profits every quarter and we can't possibly miss out on the latest trend. Long-term goals don't matter.
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>>108533116
i don't need a dedicated entertainment button around every corner when using windows.
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whats funny is you could actually get good and practical usage out of it however they are entirely staffed by indians who are not capable of actually producing anything valuable or creative
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>>108533573
reality doesn't matter either. we live in a world where tesla is the most valuable car company in the world despite not being the leader in its value proposition technology (self driving). retail investors have turned stocks into a luxury product where people invest in brand identity and CEO narratives. "let the gentiles deal in the real world" is the defining statement of our times. even beyond being an antisemite it's basically how our world works, the common man deals with the real world while elites have infinity arbitrary fake money to do whatever with.

i'd be more mad about things like crypto, nfts, prediction markets etc if the equities market and fiat currency in general weren't just as fake and gay. basically this entire gay jewish endgame started when the gold window was closed, once the currency became totally decoupled from gold, the economy becoming totally decoupled from reality was inevitable. it happens across all societies across all time.
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>>108533102
you won tranny
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>>108533087
microsoft doesn't even use copilot. they're using claude to add copilot features to windows. if they had to dogfood copilot, microsoft would collapse.
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>>108533316
You hate people who are opposed to increased control of capitol across a smaller number of corporate elite
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Window 10 is fine
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>>108533623
Trannies are Luddites
>>108533642
You are trans because you hate AI. You should have become a tradeGOD instead
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>>108533102
AI is the past, present and the future.
Copilot is still crap. It makes Windows even worse than before.
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AI should be its own separate product and not added to things. AI is good as it's own product, it's utter shite when added to other things like browsers and os.
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Just this week I used Edge's Copilot chat. Its first reply was a bunch of bullet points, each one of them numbered.
I asked it to elaborate more on points 1 and 3.
It started elaborating more on points 1 and 2.



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