I am DONE with the internet
>>108536271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daZyGQl350w
>>108536290Gargamel seh
>>108536271I predict (or at least hope for) a rise in decentralized networks. Some would say the Internet qualifies as one, but not really at this point. The future of the free web will have to be more than capable of freedom, but rather, resilient to forces that would try to stifle it.
>>108536271once we chuds have our way, the only captcha will be sending a picture of our uncircumcised dicks
>>108536347that's an amazing idea actually
>>108536271luna wont you cry for me? im as lonely as ive ever been
>>108536271Did you find a way around it?
>>108536475Use a botnet-ass browser with a massive existing fingerprint
>>108536360Right? keeps foids, muslims, and jews out, for one. The advanced race scientists among us can also ascertain genetic makeup through dick color, hirsuteness, and vascularity. And there will be no more race LARPing.
>>108536271send dick pics instead
>>108536809clearly the superior captcha system
>>108536271Jesus fucking christ what
>>108536374I love that song but SHH! You'll kill us all!
>>108536271What do I do if I don't have a webcam?
>>108536271how to save the internet>restrict all access from outside of America>anyone in America found to be providing domestic access points to foreigners goes to forever jail>any foreigner found to be accessing the American internet in anyway gets shot
>>108537184you take a polaroid picture of your dick and mail it to 1600 amphitheatre parkway, mountain view, california.
>>108536271Ok, so what are you doing here?
>>108536271
>>108537457
>>108537515what if im a girl
>>108536271they seem to be training new models with proper hands to be able to brainwhash in tiktok huh
>>108537374the internet outside will have another golden age without the americucks crying about piracy and fearing cookies
>>108537608sorry mohammad, I don't real sanskrit
>>108537457Two-Feet Authentication
>>108537524there are no girls on the internet
>>108537628then what am I?
>>108537524gesture with your tits then
>>108537711eww disgusting perv
>>108536346>Some would say the Internet qualifies as one, but not really at this point.It isn't because comfort won, and "grandma is at the computer".Truly free and decentralized internet it's a privilege of the people who can embrace disconfort. The more freedom you want, the more you have to embrace.
>>108537673not a girl that's for certain
>>108537673男娘
>>108536271>still no anal identification yet
>>108536271no way this is real
>>108538422https://google.com/recaptcha/challenge/hand-gestures
>>108538425Whoopshttps://google.com/recaptcha/challenge/hand-gestures?d=%5B%5D
>>108536346The Internet and the Web are not the same, you pretentious buffoon
I just used a deepfake to get past it lol
>>108536271wtf
google literally doing "post hand"
>>108536868they a/b tested this shit few months ago
also this is retarded for a captcha because of how resource intensive it is. captchas are supposed to be cheap to evaluate if done correctly. which clearly proves that this is for data mining.
>>108538531Like anyone's surprised. Were you not around for ReCaptcha on 4chan?
>>108536271Why allow your browser to use your camera
>>108536271use an ai generated video doing what its asking you to and then tie it to a virtual camera app capturing your desktop or whatever
Unlike the current 4chan captcha, which becomes easier when you solve the complex ones, the one provided by Google some years ago did the exact opposite - easy ones at first, but the more you solve the harder and longer they get. If the point of the captcha was to prove that you're a human and let you through, then why would it *increase* the difficulty once it knows you're a human? 100% this was done for data mining, valuable research on precisely how much dark pattern shit the average person is willing to put up with just to get to the content.>>108538652>just cede more ground bro
>>108538667>>108538667how is it ceding ground by pirating your authenticationyou're still anonymous, and are giving them no viable data.
>>108538685Because the madness will only stop when we collectively say fuck this shit.You go fiddle with your little AI slop to please your google masters, I'm just gonna stop using their services.
>>108538685continuing to engage in the product despite the dark pattern, is all the "viable data" they need. they don't give a fuck about how purple your dick veins are.
>>108538703i don't know what to tell you man, i've never even come across one of these authentication screens. i was just trying to provide you with a solution. plenty of other places on the internet that don't ask you for bullshit like this
you could have prevented this
>>108538725>i was just trying to provide you with a solutionhttps://youtu.be/z7PypubG3e0
>>108536271Jestermaxx for us goy, dance monkey dance. Also, didn’t someone predict this in a meme, pretty sure it involved drinking mountain dew.
Google literally took the "Post Hand" shitpost and ran with it.
>>108536271This tells me AI is still bad at generating hands.
>>108536271I don't have a camera on my PC. The only camera I have is an early 2000's USB webcam that captures in 320x240@10fps. I used it when fucking HR cunts were doing constant camera on "training" meetings.
>>108537184You eat shit.
>>108538802>Now hold up your ID to the camera so we can verify the document
lol I hope this isn't real
