So, this is the power, of an Apple operating system.
AI slop article making a mountain out of a molehill. This viral marketing stunt for his startup should have just been a Jira ticket.Also, lol, lmao, Exhibit a gazillion of code stolen from FreeBSD that FreeBSD itself fixed decades ago.
>>108553031my macbook "pro" crashes overnight every few weeks they're extremely overrated
>>108553031>>108553069IToddlers BTFO
>>108553031People don't talk about how dogshit macOS has become nearly enough. It's understandable considering Windows 11 exists, but still.
>>108553065I was watching a raid array rebuild and zening out and it hit me, normies like you, apple marketing shill spammers, you will never be able to have an offline LANYou are too stupid and lazy. It's simply beyond you.The reasons why you would need one are incomprehensibe to someone who thinks brands are status symbols. The fact that LAN cables don't have a brand that signifies status to fools means you can't even understand why LAN cables exist or who would want one. I mean you know you are lying and selling awful underpowered overpriced 8gb uninspired thrash that traps consumers into an awful corporate walled garden cloud portal devices hell but you are so lacking ability, characater, morals, technical ability you are willing to spam this junk for low wages. That's your life. You probably spend most of it on food and rent and then use the free apple homosexual mating call product you get to sit in starbucks trying to hit on other men, hoping some elderly faggot will adopt you and you can live with them as a carer/prositute in exchange for some near geriatric ejaculating in your anus. Even if you won a lottery you would spend it all on overpriced, poor value brandslop logos and subscriptions, the little brain you have was completely overpowered by modern marketing, so much so you ended up a minion of it.You're the perfect example of the future digital slave, you will have to subscribe to get access to remote storage, cloud games, music, movies and computing resources accessed via terrible tiny screened, overpriced devices with awful specs deliberately designed to be useless for anything other that cloud access portals. Yet you will proudly display your slave brand logo as if telling the world you are a good slave before you go and let some geriatric ejaculate in your anus for food and then spend any time you have left spamming apple marketing idiocy in desperation to get another free sample because it means everything to you to own gank brandslop
>>108554230What am I looking at
>>108554357KekJavaScript delenda est
>>108554230>>108554357how do you implement icloud without javascript? those pages load from apple servers. windows 11 on the other hand is literally written in react native, gnome and kde are also webslop
>>108554843>>108554812MacOS and Windows are both currynigger operating systems. There is an argument to be made that Windows 11 is such a regression that Microsoft finally achieved their lifelong dream of making a worse operating system than MacOS, but this is a defeat for both camps.Install Gentoo.
>>108554886>iToddler doesn't know how design a GUI without JavaScript>iToddler doesn't know how to curl without JavaScript
>>108554890linux is unusable as a desktop os
>>108554902>curllmao
>>108554904How so?
>>108553031like if any mac has uptime longer than 50 days, it's irrelevant.
>>108553031>be normalfag>don't even know what restart and shutdown is, just flip my laptop closed when i'm done>surprised things start to go wrongYou don't hate these people enough
>>108554948>implyingCope harder. Reminder that "Asian" is a euphemism for "Indian".
>>108554928no software
>>108554968What software don't you have?
>>108554230How long have you used windows? Every version people considered "good" needed a lot of patching and people just go and ignore that shit.Windows XP was unusable garbage up until SP2Windows 7 was also garbage until SP1 (but hey, because Vista was so maligned, people just accepted it)Windows 10 was much worse, up until 21h2 it was just constant feature updates breaking shit, I think no Windows OS had such a negative impactFunnily enough Windows 8 had the same thing going (with 8.1 turning it into a decent OS) but it got ignored because of the fucking start menuIn some capacity Windows has always been shit, but the shit that most people used because most people couldn't afford Apple hardware and Linux was (is) a niche and largely unusable for anything productive. Most people use Windows begrudgingly not just today but many years ago.
>>108554948There's a schizo that hates Apple and claims its only used by Indians, in spite of various statistical data saying otherwise. He also posts a picture of a naked Indian with the Apple logo shooped over the crotch for some reason too, but then again, someone keeping a nude photo of an Indian man and posting it constantly isn't very mentally stable.
>>108553065>making a mountain out of a molehillWhen you hear a corporate shill barking phrases like this, you know it's something serious.
>>108553031>49.7-day time bombWE Win98 NAO
>>108553031>49.7-daycould just convert it to moon phases
>>108554843 Littler Finder Guy is not so little anymore
>>108555941>doesn't immediately recognize 49.7 days as 2^32 secondsngmi
Let me guess - float time. 2^22 seconds is 48.5 days, float has 23 bit mantissa
>>108555954>doesn't immediately recognize an apple as an orange
>>108555915And with Win98 amounts of RAM, too.
>>108556022
>>108555954milliseconds*
>>108553031itoddlers btfo
>>108553031where have i heard this before?https://www.cnet.com/culture/windows-may-crash-after-49-7-days/
