>be me>senior swe at a med sized company>be friends with ceo>ceo just bought a yacht and invited me>cool.jpg>he tells me he wants to start downsizing and replace anyone below seniors with Claude subscriptions>wtf.gif>next week he forces us all to use Claude>tell juniors to deal with all the bs AGENTS.md and CLAUDE.md>idea.webp>fork some of our dependencies>fuck them and their docs up with made up functions and buggy examples>set up centralized SKILLS that forces it to use our forks for reference regardless of the current project>juniors and management keep complaining about "hallucinations">ceo tells us that AI usage is prohibited except for bug hunting>hope cyber security department does the sameSorry bros, talking to people and training newgrads makes the 9-5 much more enjoyable than a goy yesman just to double the most insufferable people's infinite net worth
>things that never happenedOnce again, OP is a faggot.
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>>108553634>he tells me he wants to start downsizing and replace anyone below seniors>next week he ... tell juniorscant even keep your story straight within your tiny context window
>>108553700you missed the word "start" despite quoting it
>>108553700>a jew asks chatgpt to create a fake 4chan greentext like xhe saw on twitter about ai doomerism>an Indian that can't even read English takes the bait4chan is dead