>had the "my computer got a mega russian h4xor cryptolocker ass rape virus" dream again
>>108555988>had to pay $300 to unlock his reaction image foldernightmare
You can always just reformat and reinstallit is always an optionEven if there's nothing wrong, just nuke the fucking thing
>>108556023of course, but in some iterations of the dream the virus also "infected the motherboard" not so much a problem now that I have enough money I could just blow up my computer with a bomb and buy a new one, it was different when all I had was my $400 HP from Walmart (256mb RAM btw) and it was all the money I had in my life (I was 14)
>>108555988I'm cursed to only remember fragments of pleasant dreams, enough to make me want to go back but not enough to know why. Hopefully dream-russia-hackers didn't steal your session tokens and propagate itself to all of your e-friends.
>>108556052You just reflash the BIOS then.Just nuke everything.
>>108555988So I'm not alone in having wiper/ransomware nightmares about my pc being out of control
>>108556093this doesnt get rid of it btw. the part of the bios that re flashes the bios is also compromised.
>>108556457You mean the part that isn't writeable? delete fucking everything.
I had some weird dreams recently but I can't recall them anymore. They may have turned into false memories.
>>108555988I had a dream 3 nights ago that I was hugged by a giant fluffy pink dragon (female).I am a grown man
>>108555988Occasionally I have dreams where my computer gets infected with a BIOS rootkit ransomware
>>108556657sometimes I too will struggle to remember if the thing I'm remembering was real or just something I dreamt about
yes anon linux 2002-2019ish rosa influent never forget
>mouse/keyboard works in absurd ways>deleted files reappear>weird things flash in corner of the screen>pc doesn't shut off even when unplugged
>>108556678>people are around your computer for some reason>porn or something embarrassing is showing>alt-tab doesn't work or makes more weird shit appear>power button doesn't work>unplug - PC still on
Me always if i'm ill and i sleep i can feel the hurts and my brain projects various problems and errors in my terminal and a sound of my oc (sounds like a ps4 which ran more than 4hrs)
>computer starts acting weird>shut it down and open the case to look around>motherboard is in a weird configuration>RAM is on the bottom right>CPU is at an odd angle>expansion slots are unusually long>bottom of case is flooded with water for some reason>turn it on>it still works somehow>boots into a "recovery mode" that looks like Windows 95>it asks for a login I don't know
>>108557008This is why you leave milk out for the computer gnomes every night
>>108555988>Had the "girl accepts me for who I am" dream again
>>108557086>the "pretty girl is just naturally into me for who I am on the inside or something" dream
>>108557097>have dreams where I am charismatic and talk normally despite still being myself>wake up, still eternally an autist
>>108555988>>108556052>>108556678It's always the same dream for me, system get infected faster than I can react, whole UI changes can't interface with the computer anymore, all data in encrypting itself, itself, on the screen the hacker is mocking me via a terminal chat, I turn it off but it has reprogrammed all the firmwares so it keeps turning itself on by itself, I have to disassemble the whole think and remove the battery and unplug all the cables, when I manage to turn it off I always wake up.I guess all programmers have this nightmare because we know how fucking easy it is to get pwned and how much damage something like a RAT can potentially do.
>>108556678>>108556685>pc doesn't shut off even when unplugged>porn or something embarrassing is showing>alt-tab doesn't work or makes more weird shit appeargood to see some experiences are simply universal
>>108555988>>108556052>>108556678>>108556685>>108557513>>108558181>everyone on /g/ has the same nightmaresWhat the fuck?
>>108558235it's only me and you here anon there's no one else
>>108558253Proof?
>>108558292you're going to wake up soon
>>108558309Did you hack me be honest.
>>108556457Flash it externally using picrel :)>>108556592No it's writable but that's the problem, the BIOS could lie when it says it was flashed, the only way to really make sure it got flashed is using an external flasher like picrel
>>108559436what the hell now you're even hacking sexbots via nipple clamps?
>>108556672
>>108559465Kek, isn't that the movie where they have a dream inside a dream inside a dream?
had a dream of a constantly playing video and then I am always trying to figure out if it's AI , maybe a missing finger, wrong anatomy, anything... literally cannot sleep as of lately
>>108559517No, you're thinking of Inception. The still is from Fire Walk With Me.
>>108555988>had the "mega russian ass rape" dream again
>>108555988One time my pc started randomly typing sentences that I'd previously written on it's own. I almost had a heart attack and disconnected everything from the internet. I ended up replicating it by pressing some of the extra function keys on my keyboard. It seems like I'd accidentally pressed them while typing and saved entire sentences as hotkeys. I still wonder if that was a keylogger.
>>108559663happened to me once too>I still wonder if that was a keyloggervery likely
have best kitchen available - dream of box burgers
