I am going to jail soon. I can't bring my phone but I can bring a MP3 player. Recommend me a MP3 player for when I am going to jail. Its a Norwegian jail so it will be comfy.
>>108561701What is your budget/ how much are you going to be taking in terms of storage?
>>108561701lol. In America we get see-through tablets and we have to pay $5 a song.
Post budget & requirements. Can it have Wi-Fi and/or Bluetooth? I've never been to actual jail, just a long-ish term stay in grippy sock jail, but those fuckers wouldn't let me have anything with Wi-Fi or Bluetooth. Literally had to get a kosher MP3 player.
>>108561701>Norwegian jailDon't they provide this all you want.That guy that shoot a bunch of kids dead got a gaming PC and several playstation consoles.
>>108561762Meanwhile in America, you get to damage your brain by oversleeping.
>>108561762BTW, the prosecutor framed you because you were poor.
I wonder how prison violence would change if every wall in the facility had projections of porn flicks playing every 12 hours. Such that it is impossible not to look at or hear porn. Surely the inmates would resort to circle jerking eventually. Maybe the noise would be too much for them.
>>108561784All the whites in the pod would recognize it as inhumane and fill out a complaint. The niggers would blare the TV on their side louder than hell. If the guards didn't do anything, there'd be a riot and everyone would be on lockdown for a week, and the broken tv's would never return to the pod. People might actually die.
do not its item they can take from you as a game they go straight to take food
>>108561701Something with SD cart support, so you can pre-download a lot of music.
>>108561799There'd be stragglers from either race, but inversely proportion to one another. The old-heads whites would counsel the younger whites on how to word their complain forms. The younger niggers would threaten to murder the older ones who are sick of the jigaboo nonsense.
>>108561810Sane people don't live in a country with N persons, if I were amerishart I'd just move to Thailand .... it's less humiliating living around SEA persons.
>>108561824Jail is funny as hell, dude.
>>108561824>>108561828Though this entirely depends on your podmates.
>>108561701Why are you going to jail?
>>108561844Reckless driving and trying to escape policehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gMd9XZJyg
>>108561701I did an install at a prison in TN once. The PC was part of printing equipment I was bringing and not to be touched or tampered with as its got sensitive permissions/programs and stuff, I loaded a bunch of kino games for the inmates on it. These guys were in the in jail work training program so they seemed to have decent leeway. I put on a cracked version of AOE II, Stronghold Crusader, Civ III, and one or two others. I let the inmate who I was training on the equipment know what folder I stashed them all in.
>>108561839Also, they poison the water in jail towns. Keeps everyone stupid, miserable and in prison.
>>108561876That’s not Norway
>>108561701Hi bro.Make good use of your time. Pick this one, fill it with pirated books, etc.
>>108561701You cannot bring anything into a jailIf youre lucky you will be handed a radio upon entryIf not...youre gonna work a whole month for maybe $12 USDThe radio is over $26 USD
Didnt read the norway partNo one cares about your fake bullshit larp faggot kys
>>108562249You sound mad. I can rape you like your uncle did.
>>108562278He probably did a lot of sleeping on the inside.
>>108561701None of this would have happened had you just given it back, jamal.
>>108562330Law abiding White boy culture is not a thing in Europe like in America. In Europe White people commit crime too.
>>108561701what did you do?
>>108562351yes like speeding two mph or eating candy
>>108562362See: >>108561876
>>108562370>>108561803>Something with SD cart support, so you can pre-download a lot of music.thisalso get a duplicate SD Card, so you can switch music / audiobooks or trade it when neccessary
>>108561876in germany they allow consoles without networking capabillities like the PS2. How's that handled in Norway?
>>108562391how do you know about americans
>>108561701Something flimsy enough you can break the case into a sharp tool, but sturdy enough that you can use the pointy shard to defend yourself.
>>108562414They're not that hard up on shit in Norway, bro. He can bring his own mp3 player. I'm sure he can make a knife out of most of the things they give him there. They probably don't even get rubber spoons.
>>108561701
Glad som fean! :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAP3Uc2k-Io
listening to music is haram, a dangerous thing to do in European jails these days
>>108561701one big enough to gut and fit a phone inside
>>108562448
>>108561701You can also probably have a DVD player, too.
>>108561839>podmates>mateS>pluralI forget that in America they shove you into a room with like 300 people. Real turd world shit lmao
>>108561701>I can bring a MP3 playerNo, you fucking can't.
>>108561748State or feds?
>>108564315State, just jail. Never went to prison. Wish I could have gotten that time, they had the cool commissary.
>>108562408it's the same in all nordic countries. breivik complained how he couldnt get ps3 because of it
>>108564018Your cell has like1 other person in it?
>>108561762Yeah but he can only play vidya for 30 minutes a week.
