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>>108565160>Shitty jokes>LinkedIn >Missing linksWhy must you make me suffer outside of work too?
>>108565174You never clicked the links
>>108565160>guys lets line up and put our hands on the table it'll be a viral sensation
>>108565160Never thought Ahmed is racist like that.
>>108565175thisthanks for baking the debloated bread
>>108565160whats the point of this picture? is the claim here that if you are not a billionaire, you shouldn't wear things you consider to be nice?
>>108565185viral amongst idiot (like us but we don't know it)
>>108565160>forbes 30u30quick, that man is a criminal! arrest him!
>>108565160>not lettin a brutha get his shine on
>>108565205Its the meme that wealth isn't flashy which is a complete lie since most multi-millionaries drive a sports car/luxury car and wear thousand dollar suits. Jewelry varies but Rolex/Omega watches are relatively cheap even if you are a poor fag making 200k a year you could feasibly afford to buy 2 of them every year.
>>108565197>Never thought Ahmed is racist like that.Yeah I wonder why
>>108565333what is the mental illness that causes this? even when I was a child I knew that if I saw someone in a ferrari, that guy was a big shot
>>108565160did the billionaire get blacked? wtf is this picture?
>>108565353Irrelevant reply, I can't help but derail further. You think those are Arabs on your pic? You believe Islam is NOT basically your DEI but with a few asteriscs (women are not considered humans there)?Both are not true.
>>108565390i think it's implied that the guy without a watch is a billionaire, so you should learn your place and never wear a watch
>>108565366No clue man it's a cope from poor fags. Just because my Sunspel 140$ Polo doesn't show its logo it doesn't make me better than rich people who spend 10x on polo. I wear a 500$ watch and no one gives a shit. Displaying status matters in certain business context but more importantly if you can afford it then no one cares. If you want to buy it for whatever reason no one really cares. A ferrari is nice but i'd take a Toyota LFA over that due to my tastes. I am just to broke to afford either.
>>108565333Imagine the smell.
>>108565399you cannot apply your worldview to that of a multimillionaire, I saw a documentary on rolls royce and they said the average rolls royce owner owns like 7 rolls royces or something crazy like that, cant recall but the point being is that you cant just apply normie logic
>>108565396This one gets it.Clearly it implies that Ahmed is a billionaire and very racist. That is how his company operates.Personally I don't hate people for looks etc, but I do agree with Ahmed that only a monkey-minded person would wear flashy stuff and obsess over stones. Civilized people know it's just a currency. A tool you use to exchange goods. Not something to wear. Unless you're a savage.
>>108565391>women are not considered humans thereSold
>>108565419>Personally I don't hate people for looks etc, but I do agree with Ahmed that only a monkey-minded person would wear flashy stuff and obsess over stones. Civilized people know it's just a currency. A tool you use to exchange goods. Not something to wear. Unless you're a savage.these kind of ideas are pure cope even though they contain truth they are also a projection of your own cope
>Got laid off>Everyone else got laid off>Claude does 99% of power EE work nowIt's over
>>108565422Yes, they are literally sold there. Or exanched for valuable stuff, like livestock.You would think it's cool unless you have children. That religion was shilled to people exactly like you. Childless and lonely men. They were promised either women stolen from enemies, or the ones in the muslim heaven.Insanely well engineered religion for the time. Works like a well lubricated machine to this day. Because it relies on things that don't change.Maybe it's not tech, but it's fun to learn about from an social engineering point of view. The way the brainwash people with "prayer" is one of the most fascinating discoveries for me personally. They turn kids brain into a mushed potato, before those can even reason, before teenage years they already cannot think about anything but Allah, because all the prayers.In Islam humans really are treated like biorobots and exploited the way a cool hax0r drives his botnets.Can recommend learning about it.
>>108565432Tell that to Ahmed. You silly monkey.
>>108565418Yeah it's so above and beyond that of any normie even doctors who are well paid must be considered janitors to these people.
>>108565471I think the OP picture is very racist and I am amazed this is real and the guy is not banned from linkedin?He's making a caricature out of black people
>it's another people emailed a mass chain without using BCC againholy fucking shit
The billionaire is.... ORANGE iPHONE
>>108565160>one of them is just an arm and hand>the other three have watches, a smartphone and useless bling bling
>>108565160>billionaire is a white guy who chooses to hord his money instead of reinvest it into the economy whether it's by buying stuff or starting some sort of institution. I support the niggers. Fuck rich cunts.
I think it's morally wrong to impose barriers to entry when it comes to showing off
Is it normal that I've been a Software Engineer for over 3 years now and I haven't written a single line of code since I started? Everything I've ever committed was written by an AI.
how hard is it to fuck up mtDNA? I'm not really a rape baby right bros?
>>108565558The new generation of engineers really are going to be crippled and dependent. I had to do my hard time and get the reps in before I was given the do everything button.
>>108565160>wearing watches on the wrong hand
>>108565558>I've been a Software Engineerwhat does "Software Engineer" mean?
My boss and coworkers have a tendency to believe copilot first rather than take what it says with a grain of salt. Am I doomed? I've been mostly saying to stray away from it for some stuff since it hallucinates and they sidebar me and start praising copilot to high heaven and I'm like alright. Yeah bad move I know but wait till it starts telling you illegal stuff is legal then you'll also be like "hmm, maybe that isn't right".
Am I the only one who feels "We decided to move forward... with other candidates" is very cancerous and done on purpose? Like first it tricks you into thinking it's gonna be move forward with you but then they fuck you up
boss is late for meeting again breh
I hate working, how do I stop working?
>>108565897Usually I can tell before getting to that part. If they spend a lot of words trying to be polite and thanking you for your time, you're probably getting rejected.
>>108565914you dont need to do anything
>>1085651601 or 2leaning 2
>>108565333>most multi-millionaries drive a sports car/luxury car and wear thousand dollar suitsthat would be their useless offspring who will fritter away all the wealth in 3 generations
>>108565971but I’m already doing nothing
>>108566034>T. You
>>108565160Millionaire = #3 (MKBHD)Billionaire = #2 (the guy who cuts MKBHD's checks)
>>1085651604 obviously
>>108566136All those right hands are the same person. I wonder what he carries on his left hands?
>>108564376>entry-level dev getting paid £22k in UK>entry-level dev getting paid $60k in US>a bigmac sandwitch in UK costs £5.29>a bigmac sandwitch in US costs $6.59How can this be?
For some fucking reason one of our stakeholders is dictating our timeline, has this ever happened to you? I'll just randomly get an email randomly from a stakeholder and them saying "Yeah, from this week to that week, it is understood we're not going to be doing any development in the system because of X,Y, Z" and I'm like who tf? Sometimes when she asks us to develop a function, she'll outright say to the other stakeholders going "This function will go live at this date" when we just completed testing and got her sign off.
>>108565160(5) none of the above.
>>108566200>development in the systemare you live coding in production? been there, done that, do not want ever again
>>108566213Naw but I will admit our process flow for changes is retarded.
>>108565845All the retards at my company use copilot constantly and then call me when their AI slop code isn't working
>>108565558no, that is not normal. are you being forced to use AI?>>108565820a person that uses the principles of engineering to design and construct robust, efficient, reliable, cost-effective software that exceeds the maximum expected performance requirements over the next 5 years by one order of magnitude.
>apply for some retarded ass insurance company>they ask me to do raven test>answer all questions correctly>"wow we have never had anyone get all the answers right!">week later get an e-mail saying that they chose another candidatewhy bother wasting my time with that retarded ass iq test? is that shit even legal?
>>108566264>a person that uses the principles of engineering to design and construct robust, efficient, reliable, cost-effective software that exceeds the maximum expected performance requirements over the next 5 years by one order of magnitude.an ai bot trained on indian data?
>>108566282Tests are just ways for them to say no if they don't like you. It was never about getting the right answers
>>108566262I asked my boss right now a question about one of my requirements and he legit just said "oh copilot made those requirements" and I'm like ..............bruh im so cooked.
>>108566200forward all such emails to your actual boss and just say: I will continue to assume that my priorities are assigned by you.
>>108566316reply, "ok so should I remove this requirement?"
What do you do with jeet fatigue?Just got another message from a jeet going "I got ticket from a user saying internet disconnected"I'm not even IT. I'm trying to remain chill on it but eventually enough of these and it's starting to drive me a bit coocoonutbar.
>blue collar former classmates are now on LinkedIn>"self employed", "heavy equipment specialist", "project manager" (flips houses), "therapist" (alternative medicine)>they even upload drone footage videos of their work and what notKinda adorable ngl. They are nowhere near as bad as the common white collar LinkedIn lunatic, or the pathetic desperate jobless graduates.
>>108566334can't really, he made it a mandatory requirement and he's like copilot said it's important so just see if it'll work but I'm like this doesn't make any damn sense.
>>108566316just get your requirements and feedback from copilot duh, copilot is your boss now
>>108566340linked in is like an embarrassing dating app for employers to swipe right and left on employees. it's a humiliation ritual and i'll never make one.
>>108566340The latter too are doing alright in this economy and the former look like they are going to go through a rough patch in this current economy. Glad your friends are doing well i cannot say the same for mine or my family.
>>108566354ask him: I do not understand the requirement what am I missing?
>be shut in dork>the only one autistic about code quality at work>they don't care and don't even know why the way I suggest doing things is better>dont care because its low pressure, low workload and fully remote, im either napping or gooning most of the time i should be workinghowever>pay was good a few years ago>i now have to watch every penny i spend>cant ever get a raise>guy who's good at talking in meetings get a raisewhat do i do frens. i guess show them another offer but what if they just say "ok then leave" kek
>Talk to boss a month ago, he talks about a potential new project starting in a month or two and that they'll need my help on it>Today I found out one of my colleagues who has worked in the company for 11 years was let go because there's not work for him to doI guess that fell through. With my project ending soon I'm feeling pretty scared bros.
>>108566402>napping or gooing most of the time i should be workingit sounds like you are fairly compensated based on your performance. You fucked yourself.
>>108566437ok so? do you unironically work the entire time you're supposed to? can we please support instead of judge each other, everyone wants a remote well paid comfy job and to just goon all day
yooooooooo
>>108566453Yes, I make sure that I am working at least 25 hours per week (5 hours per day) and if I start to get below that then I tell my boss verbally that I have a little extra capacity, maybe 5 hours, does he have an additional task for me. I'm always aiming for about 30 hours per week of consistent work which will often turn into about 35 hours per week so be very carefully ot maintain that 25-35 hours per week sweetspot.OR you can just say fuckit and never expect a raise or promotion and that in about 5 years your career will be dead and gone in the next layoff.
>>108565160Should I go an apply for a job that I don‘t know I will get, but could teach me a lot of cool stuff I want to learn, maybe even has a better future in other companies or I stay with the job I already applied and went through interview rounds and that looked pretty good, but has none of the cool stuff. Laid off from the current job amd will be jobless in some time.
>>108566510Forgot to add, both jobs are in the same company otherwise I would have already applied to the other job.
I'm not sure if I'm going crazy, or I'm retarded or this company really is just falling apart.I do migration work, supposedly the original version is correct. I gather data, half of it looks wrong. I gather new data the next day, the other half is now wrong. Data my work depends on gets migrated from Mongo to postgres to S3 and back to postgres again within 5 days. One server starts randomly crashing, but it's not reported, instead I get stale data. There is no way to actually freeze everything, but even if there was the target software has to be validated against live systems in the end and before I have implemented everything it becomes obsolete anyway. No idea what I should do.
>>108566518>>108566518I'm not sure but the one time I was in that exact situation and I tried to pivot for the cool job, right when I was about to get the offer the company then said they had decided to reorg and cancelled both jobs. I'm not sure if that is some HR game or if I fucked up or what. but that's what happened.In retrospect I guess I should have accepted the lame job, worked it for 6 months, and then applied internally for the next cool job that came up.
>>108566495>in about 5 years your career will be deadI don't get it when people say this. No it won't. I can go interview somewhere else and I can say whatever tf I want. I can tell them I get a yearly promotion and I'm the best employee ever, but I'm looking for a new challenge, or something.>gone in the next layoffThey don't do layoffs but might as well at this rate of price increases.But anyway ok lets say I work a bit harder, I'm not sure they would give me the raise so what's the point. But sure I guess I can try to work a bit harder for a few months before asking ... Fuck
>>108566561>i don't get it when people say thisthere is an expectation of what you are capable of based on how many years of experience that you have and if you get into the situation that you are capable of meeting that expectation (because you've got 5 years of experience dicking around doing baby shit) then you will get no-warning fired within the first 3 months for poor performance.then what? Are you going to apply as an Jr. Software Engineer at a challenging job with 5 years of experience already on the resume? Naw, your fucked at that point.SO it sounds like you now need to find a new job with the excuse "I'm looking for more challenging work" and then, with the fresh slate you have there, apply the aiming for 25-35 hours of work sweetspot that I described.
>>108565160probably not any of the niggers because their average IQ is lower
>>108566561>>108566591sorry I meant: ...if you get into the situation that you are NOT capable of meeting that expectation...
>>108565461What will you do next?
>>108566591Why wouldn't they hire a Jr. with 5 years of experience? These titles are meaningless, it's really about skill to salary ratio.
>>108565524>billionaire is a white guy who chooses to hord his money instead of reinvest it into the economy whether it's by buying stuff or starting some sort of institution.Why would anyone want to just giveaway their hard-earned money?
>>108566618I give away my hard dick to fat ass bitches.
It's 2:03AM, should I airfry some onion rings y/n
>>108565558Even the AImaxxers I know only manage 90-95%.
Do yall think HR gets a kick out of shit like this?
>>108565160It's always funny to me when the brownest sandniggerest jeet name tries to white supremacy virtuesignal as though that will cause people to not be rightfully prejudiced.
>>108566402>guy who's good at talking in meetings get a raiseThis has always been the case at companies. Git gud at talking.
>>108566654>Unfortunately, I sucked off two guys in a parking lot and had my mouth glued shut with the volleys of semen launched out of two gigantic gorilla nigga dongs>so I won't be moving forward with tasting your one inche punch
>>108566666the devil himself
>>108566666HOLY SHIT
>>108566613Because somebody applying to a Jr. job expecting Jr. pay that has 5 years of experience is assumed to be either: too stupid to ever be anything but Junior or, even worse, smart with zero work ethic and nobody wants to hire, manager, or work with an underperformer because it makes everyone else's job more difficult and time-consuming to wrangle the simplest shit out of such a coworker/direct-report.
>>108566683im senior and paid just above min wage, times changed
>>108566666good get
>>108566683lmaooo yeah who the fuck is applying for junior roles with 5 years exp?
>>108566666AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>108566696hi
>>108566690are you Sr by title or are you Sr by performance/capability?and if you are just a Sr by title then how would you know? that is the conundrum.
>>108566666I'm Derek Chauvin and I stand for the national anthem and kneel for George Floyd. Nice get!
>>108566626>t. coomer faggot
>>108566730He's either in a third-world country, has very little confidence in himself, or is a bot trying to lower wages for SWEs in the first-world by spreading misinformation.
>>108566730I'm both, and I know because despite being Sr. I work directly with the CEO instead of our PM or our CTO, in fact I would even go as far as say I act as CTO without the title or pay, our CTO mostly shows up once a month to ask me a billion retarded questions (he is a prehistoric boomer that hasn't touched tech since ancient times but still larps as if he is still in touch with SE)
>>108564370Im being replaced because employers think your race is the ultimate slave caste who is willing to work for peanuts.
>>108566751I'm in Kansas, is that third world?
>>108566747
>>108566762and here comes the racism
>>108566752what is the most complicated thing you ever built from scratch?
>>108566759>shithole americayes
>>108566769What job can I get?>black>fentanyl addict>bisexual rapist>bug chaser>AIDS haver>cock sucker>anus pucker>50 yoe in Scratch>proficient in Scratch>over 100 git commits to Scratch>fired from my high school comspci teaching job because I raped a kid for coding in Python instead of Scratch>ex-boyfriend of the creator of Scratch>have 5tb of OC furry porn of the cat from Scratch>actually have a felony for fucking an orange cat (named Scratch) to death
>>108566769Our entire AWS infra in 2 months, remade our websites in react instead of java, taught everyone how to use trello for better organization, fixed a billion performance issues in our softwares, the list goes on.
>>108566656I am trying. I mentioned I will work a bit harder for a few months before asking for the offer, I will try to talk differently too.I haven't made a single commit in weeks because I was in a bad emotional state, and probably sounded lazy as fuck when communicating as well. So until summer or so I will try to make a comeback on both fronts.When I show them a better offer, I don't even want them to match it, I just want a raise, I'm ok with less just to work at this company.>>108566591Ok I get your point. That's not a problem for me. I'm lazy and bad at talking, but skill is something I have going for me, fortunately.Like I said to the other anon, I will be making an effort on both talking and actual output for a few months until summer or so, then show them an offer from another company. I can't take too long because a guy recently left due to not getting a raise, and I probably want that to be recent.>>108566613No, he has a point. They don't think about money like that, they want perfection on paper, or Becky from HR gets the ick.
>>108566282They are legally obligated to have a certain amount of interviews, even if they already plan to hire someone.
I got put into a new project doing something for HR. I expected the typical HR Karens. Instead it's 75% hotties and some are literal model tier, crazy. So that is where they all work
>>108566549I guess that sounds like a plan, it‘s not lame I just fear there is no perspective. But I still can grind certs and shit
>>108566790I can tell you want honest feedback so don't take it as me demeaning you... but:Assuming that you have designed a database, and automated the devops, understand HTTP protocol extremely well, and have integrated with a third-party API, along with that other stuff you said, and are capable of gathering your own requirements... THEN if you applied to my organization for a mid-level Software Engineer role I'd hire you at $90k and give you 3 months to see how well you knew your shit before deciding whether to keep you or fire you. I do have a feeling that you would be a keeper but I'd really want to feel like you were blossoming into a senior by the time we got to the annual review, then I'd throw you a nice $10k raise, and at the end of the second year I'd expect to either promote you to Sr. or just keep you at that same pay and same title forever until you quit, or stuck around, either way I'd be satisfied.>>108566802if you go get an offer and show it to them, they will match it, find another candidate at that pay, and then fire you.I think you do have a lot of potential, but need to move on. Apply to a mid gig that sounds really hard.
>>108566927Oh... P.S. When I say promote to Sr. I mean promote to Senior and pay increase you to $125k. then I'd be expecting you to become one of my right-hand men and if you did then I'd give you a 5% pay increase every year if you came through for me every year, and if you didn't again, i'd let you just sit there at same pay same title.
>>108566636Update: Airfried some onion rings and ate 'em. Yum!
I feel like I'm really losing my patience at work. Nobody's doing things the right way and it's starting to trigger my 'tism. I wouldn't really care but a lot of stuff is being done behind my back and I only get noticed when everyone else notice and I'm like "yo....I gotta do shit from my end, not fucking cool."
I have a weird problem, I'm in some kind of crisis. I'm just a stupid anime dweeb but I can code so I ended up freelancing for a big company and now lately I'm being invited for business lunches in fancy restaurants by the top sales persons and shit and I'm just a basement dweller who wears black hoodies and sweatpants. I don't even have any proper clothing and I don't know how to dress or act like these civilized educated men.
>>108567079Buy some Uniqlo Polo's and nice Wrangler jeans. It won't break the bank but you will look at least decent. If you can however get some button downs and nice T-shirts(undershirt).
>>108567079what country? it's important since I have to look at what brands you should go to
What motivated you to do anything?Fear? I know I won't starve, a my colleagues aren't intimidating to me.Kids? Don't have any.Wife and gf? Don't have one. If I did, and they made me want to work harder at my meaningless job, I'd be more miserable.??
>>108567079Just say: hey thank you for the invitation, I really appreciate it, but I won't be able to attend.Just keep doing that.After a few rejections if it starts feeling akward: just call sales dude on teams and say thank you for the invitations, chuckle slightly but not very hard, and say you are a computer geek, happy to be working here and glad for the recognition, and glad to be working with them, but that you prefer to stay at home.
>>108567137nodo not do this
>>108567134Money and goals. I have goals for the sake of it and want to achieve them for no other reason than personal accomplishment. The benefit is that i get money from reaching it.
>>108565160poorfags roleplay to look like richfagsand richfag roleplays to be the normiest normie homeless looking guy ever so you dont get robbed
fuck man you ever have moments at work where you're just working and just stop and go ....fuck man what's the point of all this. this is all stupid.... god i wanna kill myself. what2do
>>108567196Yeah, I did. Then I quit.
>>108567157I assume that he >>108567079 doesn't want a social life at all.If he is open to attending such events then I'd suggest one pair of grey slacks, black dress shoes, black belt with silver buckle, and a black button down shirt; get measured for proper shirt size. Keep it tucked into your pants. Wear that same shit everytime like a uniform. If you get a stain on it, replace it. If you get a hole in it, replace it. Get it all dry-cleaned and pressed.At the event: If you normally drink alcohol then have one beer and only one beer. If you do not normally drink alcholol then don't drink anything with the excuse that you like to keep your mind sharp. As far as food, just order whatever the person who invited you orders "I'll have what he's having". Speak when spoken to. Otherwise keep a very low profile and answer questions with as few words as possible but in a friendly manner. keep your answers extremely vauge without seeming evasive.there... happy?
>>108565160The answer is 3. Fluffypony paid that guy to model his stuff to preserve his privacy.
>>108567117I don't have time or energy to shop for clothes, I'm going to wear old jeans and an old blouse that doesn't probably properly fit me anymore. Also I'm going to fuck up somehow, I'll do something stupid I'm sure but whatever, I'm going all in now if I fuck it up then I can shrivel back into my cave and never peek outside anymore and they'll probably get rid of me at some point because these people are the ones who decide who gets to work on what.
>>108567244blouse? Are you a chick? If you aren't going to look the part and act the part >>108567228 then don't go at all. this is why I gave this as initial advice >>108567137.the other shit is from other anons, I won't answer anymore so you don't get confused which anon is which.
>>108567244Just buy it online. Fuck it money is meant to buy you things and if opportunities are walking around flashing their tits at you then you need to be prepared to standup for it. For women's clothing Uniqlo is just fine if you like simpler designs that aren't gaudy.
>>108567244dude it's like a 5 minute drive to uniqlo from your location...
>>108567266ok, this is my last post, if you are a chick then same uniform: black dress shoes no heels, grey slacks, belt w/ silver buckle, black button down shirt tucked in. if you are a chick button it all the way to the top. if you are not a chick button all the way up except the collar button.if you're a woman: Ann Taylor or Talbotsif you're a man: Men's Wearhouse or Jos A Bankthe sales people at those stores will actually help you get proper fitting clothes.
>>108567079Dress like this.
>>108567337Thanks but you're giving advice to a depressed piece of shit who has 0 social life and 0 social skills whatsoever.
why do you think he's femalehe clearly just said > I don't know how to dress or act like these civilized educated men.
>>108566781lmao
>>108565160you have billionaires like bill gates and chung eui-sun wearing casio MDVs and F-91Ws, so there's that.all that image tells me is that black people like to waste their money on gaudy tasteless flashy shit.
>>108565464whatever you say jew
>>108567378>0 and 0in case you also do not have good hygene:don't wear cologne or perfume. bathe before you go. use soap and a washcloth. start using anti-dandruff shampoo. brush your teeth and tongue. wear unscented deodorant. brush or comb your hair. start doing this at least every 48 hours.you are not a piece of shit.
>>108565160>gangster>generic white guy>stole the phone>wanna be rich2nd one.
>>108567441>blouse
>>108567489he's european excuse him
>>108566666Satan-san!
>>108565160>did you know i own an apple deviceNot 3.>bling bling wahooNot 4 either ig. So this seems to be a "real Scotsman oligarchs aren't flashy with their wealth" scenario, indicating the answer is 2.
>>108567266>>108567244>blouseAnother anon, but blouse is a fake friend word in many languages.
>>108566997>>108566927nta but where are you when I'm interviewing? I wish people would give me a shot, I get paid 50k at my current spot but do all that stuff you mentioned, the few interviews I get are just a barrage of silly plain questions that take a second looking at docs to figure out, no I do not remember the exact command to export data from SQL, the job was for Senior SE not focused on SQL fuck
any of you spill spaghetti and curse at your computer in meetings? I feel like such a spaz but tripping over pop ups, freezing, 7 step processes to do something trivial, being tired, and soulless software pisses me off
>>108566997>Sr. I mean promote to Senior and pay increase you to $125kwhat a fucking rip off, all that work and knowledge to get paid the same I make. I keep seeing this across the board the reward for competence hits a ceiling across all jobs. Had a vp from last company call me up hoping he could hire me and he could just not offer me more than I was already making. On top of that it would be 2-3x the work with no career benefit. At this point there are no career benefits because its all a ceiling. Every effort is to work less for the same pay. The competency crisis is going to be so fucked.
>>108567783my computer
>>108567134Having my own place to play video games and dnd where I can do whatever I want would be freaking sweet...
craziest thing I learned is that when people trust you, like my pm does, you can get away with explaining things in buzzwords without explaining their true meaning because you don't know
The job market is rough these days...
>>108568001in india you could buy a house
>>108567079I believe you should buy new clothes
>>108565333>200k>poorfag
>>108568227sorry i meant to state >Anything less than 450k is a poorfag
>>108568235I make 22k/year
Legitimately, unironically, no fucking shitting at all:Per application Interview rate goes up multiple orders of magnitude if the company won’t sponsor visa/requires US citizenship. It’s such fucking bullshit.
i woke up at 2 pm today. i was dreaming that i had a loli gf
>>108568243Yeah here 200k is Entry SWE. 80k is entry IT Support. 450k is like Senior Engineer/Manager of a large section. Not super common position.
>>108565366>>108565399You missed the point man. Very wealthy people like Elon Musk are by themselves already symbols of wealth. If they wear bling or drive generic fancy cars they would actually their lower status. Acquiring status symbols is merely obtaining surrogate status because nobody knows you. Very wealthy people don't need these surrogates because they've surpassed them.
>>108568622Very wealthy people flash status with Yachts' and Mansions or they own rentals in NYC.
>>108568622What the fuck is this cargo cultism? Studied them have you?
>>108568636The difference is they don't need to do it impress people. Most people won't even aware that they own them. Compare that to a fancy car. You would be flexing to poorfags.
is a simple database application for a specific traditional engineering niche a good resume builder. I have a very highly specific product that industrial companies use tht I would be copying kind of, but with my own added features I always wantedIt would mostly just be a UI to interact with a database and put entries in essentially
>>108565160i am so tired, boss
how it feels to work for a 45 year old boomer that has absolutely no idea about anything related to technology
(part 1)i applied to a mid-senior low level rust position at a 2 billion usd valuation company in europe. listed salary range was like 40k to 70k. i have 5 years of professional experience with c++20, with several additional years spanning from open source where i used rust with ffi and rayon for crypto project. i received a positive response the next day, and yesterday i attended a live interview with hr and engineering manager.>The most lacking clarity was in the answers to technical questions and clarity about your work experience.what technical questions? the "manager" in question did a 10 question quiz with me that he read off his screen with intern level questions, like, "what's a unit test?", "what's a dns?", etc. about me having a hard time explaining what i do at work, i have autism and it's hard for me to summarize years of experience in 10 minutes under pressure because i did a lot during that time. i have this problem where i forget words in either english or my native language, then i try to explain using a different sentence, then i forget what i was even talking about. i can make sense only when i speak slow and can think of what to say next, but then i sound retarded. im better off explaining things through text.>The example you gave, where a junior developer's code didn't workbitch, he spent whole 3 months vibe coding to replace some "operation" within a java sample with operation that was exposed through c in java. his slop merge request was accepted because looking through the code, it kinda looked alright but there was like thousands of lines changed, yet he still fucked some tree structure rendering. he told the senior that it worked, so the senior merged it, then the senior assigned me to fix his slop because it was gonna take him like another month. we were going to fire him anyway for underperforming but he quit on his own.
>>108568889(part 2)>For example, you stated that mock tests are not part of UNIT testing, but that is not true.what? i said that you can write both with google test framework, but i guess i failed the niggerlicious quiz, like, "difference between wu and shu?" what???? then he asked about testing pyramid????? i didn't want to lose points, so i said that at the bottom is manual testing, then unit tests, followed by mock and integration tests at the top. he says, "aren't mock tests part of unit tests?" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
>>108565333Kill yourself you fucking furfaggot.
>>108565353im the confused looking dude with the RPG
Not hiring juniors anymore is stupidWtf are these mid companies gonna do when their only senior gets a new job at another company?
>>108568996AI will fix it :)
>>108565353All those tiktok cannon fodders at the top are all dead btw.
>>108568996just hire another senior to replace him haha *finger guns*
>>108568889get fucked moron
>>108569021look at this face and tell me he is not eternal
>>108565353the plastic lawn chairs really make the photo on the bottom
>>108565333>>108565366So do poor people thanks to easily available consumer debt.
>>108566282>is that shit even legal?No and you could probably take them to court for it. I've never heard of anyone actually trying that though.
>>108569082It's called Earned Wage Access. Sorry you're too stupid to understand Finance.
Do you still get regular recruiter calls and if so, is it because you are "open to work" on linkedin or somesuch?
>>108565205It's dabbing on the numoney scum who don't know to wear your watch on your nondominant wrist
>>108565205It shows that anyone can be a billionaire, even if they have to steal it.
So I am on 3 months garden leave before I start my new job and let me tell you guys, not having to work feels amazing. I had no idea how much energy my day job sucked out of me.I've been tinkering around with open claw, feels like the first time since forever that I am passionate about tech again.
Quarterly updates be like >and uhhh dicksucking has increased 3.2% this quarter...shout out to the dicksucking squad...uhhh how can I extend this to a full hour, let's have a chat with senior leadership
>>108569230>not wearing watches on both wrists
>>108568996My friend I have the exact concept for youhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy_of_the_commons
I look at fancy appearance the same way people look at the homeless. Instant red flag. Probably not good with money or self control, among other issues.
I want to fucking kill myself
>>108568996No it isn't. AI completely replaces juniors. If your developer leaves then you hire a new senior. Simple as.
>>108568894What is "mock testing"? I'm familiar with using mocks and fakes in tests (unit or otherwise) but I've never heard the term "mock testing."
>>108569793Mock tests are stateful tests as opposed to smaller stateless unit tests.
>>108569833you write TASTEless unit tests, heheheh
>>108569793Mock testing is faking data to test certain functionality. For example, instead connecting to a rest api to get some data to test the processing of that data, you just make up the RESPI api response and process that instead.
>>108565160If i had a fuckton of money i would mostly blow it on games, bullion, a house in a mostly white neighborhood (because i can't stand living around niggas) and a thinkpad or two, one for a router and another for camera footage.
how does one "blow money" on bullion
>>108566402>guy who's good at talking in meetings get a raise>what do i do frens. Stop gooning and napping when you're supposed to be working, get good at talking in meetings.
Step 1 is to never use the word "frens" ever again
>>108566654Anon, those are just pre-written templates. Most of the time they are not even sent out by a human.
>>108568889> i have autism and it's hard for me to summarize years of experience in 10 minutes under pressure because i did a lot during that time. i have this problem where i forget words in either english or my native language, then i try to explain using a different sentence, then i forget what i was even talking about. i can make sense only when i speak slow and can think of what to say next, but then i sound retarded. im better off explaining things through text.Holy fuck, I feel bad for the hiring manager who had to sit through 40 minutes of you sperging out while trying to answer a basic tech screen question.
Autism is not an excuse for being unable to summarise
>>108570058What about being Indian?Can they use that as an excuse?
>>1085651604 because he has the most stuff on his hand and billionaires have a lot of stuff this is too easy
I find it funny how boomers have for the most part clocked out or started to retire and now all the problems are caused by retarded Gen X'ers (spiritual boomers) yet no one blames them
>I find it funny howpassive-aggressive way to start a sentence
>>108570219No, those are the friendly reminder posts
On this project I'm so time constrained that I'm trying to do things and learn as I go, as opposed to my usual race to the rock bottom of the subject and THEN doing things.It makes me feel like a lemming brainlet normie, but I really have not enough time. How would you justify this if you had to do this, fellow autismos?
>race to the rock bottom of the subjectthis phrase doesn't make any sense
>>108565185>>guys lets line upIt's clear at a glance that it is the same hand four times, just photoshopped to be white for the second one. Look at the size of the hands, nails, knuckles, etc.
>>108570133He should be but institutional racism and jewish managers took their cut
Everyone on my team got a promotion except me.
You ever think of going cam on during the daily standup and smoking a cig? To get some reactions. To feel something other than the mundanity.
>>108570533oooh so edgy
>>108570565have some fun, anon
>>108566282Source?
I got 52 on the raven, indicating an IQ around 120!
44 leetcode problems in 12 days ,mostly mediumsi WILL make it
>>108570927Son I am disappoint
>>108568889>>108568894Congratulations! Or, I'm so sorry that happened. I am not reading all that though my bruther.
>>108570687insurance company from where the fuhrer comes from
>>108567228>black shirt nice waiter outfit regard
>>108568889>>108568894Fucking lol at these delusional motherfuckers thinking a self respecting person would give a single fuck about their opinion and reasons for not hiring you.
>>108567783the japanese guy next to me is constantly going EEEEEHHH? MASAKA! AAAHH ABUNAI! at his screen.
>>108570724You spent all that time and still didn't build anything useful. Congrats.
>>108571447and he has a 400% better chance of passing an interview than you do. funny how that works
>>108571449I'm high enough on the food chain that I don't need to do Leetcode interviews lmfao
>>108571453everyone thinks that until they get laid off lmao your time is coming soon, boomer piece of shit
Why are they like this?
>>108571455No it isn't you broccoli haired retard. You think grinding Leetcode is going to score you that 420k job, but you're too retarded to realize it's all about marketing and people skills. I'll see you here next year complaining "wtf my co-worker who sucks at coding but runs his mouth makes more money than me". Your TikTok fried ass is gonna find out, make sure you're in your gay safe space when it happens.
>>108571468lmao you are one corporate decision away from absolute destitutionand no one is going to feel bad for you, because unlike zoomers you deserve it
>>108571468>it's all about marketing and people skills
>>108571477Lmfao you expect people to give you money because you're good at fucking Leetcode? You fucking idiot.>Whoa! This guy's a genius!! >He can solve a Leetcode hard in 30 minutes!!!! >Damn, what a big brain. >Huge brain!>Gargantuan brain! >Get him on the Manhattan Project this instant!>Oh right, there's still one matter of business to attend to...>...Starting salary?>One million dollars, cash.This is what Zoomers (You) actually believe.
>>108571482This but unironically.
they're all like this btw, every last gen x piece of shit. theyre the new boomers. >im really valuable because ive gotten 2 promotions at a company no one gives a shit about!
>>108571497I make more money than (You) and I've never done a faggot ass Leetcode in my life.
>>108571497The reason why you can't afford a house is because you don't deserve one.
>>108571497Yeah, even as all the engineers get laid off, seeing all the horrible middle management being included for once warms my heart.
I got access to claude mythos today and let me just tell you this: You're absolutely not ready for what's coming! If your job involves the codings pivot to a trade ASAP
>>108571677
>>108565160lol, it's funny cause the try hard brown peeps do all kinds of aspirational wealth stuff, but the white billionaire just has to show up in a t-shirt and jeans and he beats them all
>>108571690You just do the promptings wrong sir
I have no idea why GKE MCS doesn't have more first-class support in their terraform provider. Like, I'm being told to add raw kubernetes_manifest resources. It's one of the rare cases where a modern bloated infra stack pushes a new feature that makes things more elegant for our org rather than worse so why isn't it a bigger deal? So tired of terraform being treated like a second-class citizen. When can we finally kill kubectl?
>get hired on the 1st>do onboarding sessions with HR, IT, etc>corporate culture, rules, accounts>still haven't worked a single hour>4 day easter vacationis this normal?
I just finished TikTok's Software Engineer interviews.I aced all the interviews. All three of these interviews were with managers.As I was told in the last interview, I already had the Hiring Manager interview and it was either the first or the second. I’m not sure which. Both the first and second interviewers submitted their feedback on the same day and got email that I passed.It has been three days and no one has contacted me about this last round. They told me that the last round would be with HR. I am confused about what’s going on. Can you please share your thoughts?I have 2 FAANG offers and they are aware of that
>>108571770yall have onboarding?
>>108571810why do all baits like this have the exact same typing styles and formattings?
>>108571845I just sucked a nigger's cockThe guy held a gun to my head and told me to slurp until I hurtAnd I didI sucked that big meaty cock like my life depended on itHere's how integrating AI into my dicksucking escapades has helped me with B2B sales
Tongue my fucking fart box you fucking cunt.
>>108571845
>>108571941Ah its reddit spaced google translated jeet posts. I see
>>108571958jeets get to work for faang but not me?
>>108571966Yes you have to be a jeet to get through Workday’s skin color filter, or Nigerian
>>108571966where do you think the jobs are goingtiktok is banned in india yet they have corporate office there anyways
The actual unironic only solution is mass genocide of India’s population and I wish this were a shitpost. Is this how Hitler felt? Or i guess jews because they’re the ones allowing imperialist capitalism to be like this in the first place, and they have their hands in every western gov to ensure they keep their doors open to be raped by jeeets
>>108571997Americans will genocide a country before they form a proper fucking union. You retarded cunt.
>>108572006whats a union supposed to do when they're shipping all of your jobs overseas, moron?
>>108572032Your union is supposed to take legal action against the companies offshoring your job, and you'd put pressure on these companies by striking. But nah, instead of having any bargaining power among your co-workers, let's just genocide over a billion people. That's a lot easier. You fucking idiot.
>>108572032Firebomb the fucking company
>>108572038Yes, indians form an actual existential threat for civilization. We should genocide them. They are too retarded and scammy to be able to intergrate their masses into modern society. They’re nowhere near done flooding out of their country, and we are already buckling under the pressure. All to benefit an elite cabal of jewish pedophiles.The other alternative is building a wall around india and keeping then all contained there but releasing a deathly racebound pathogen is much easier
>>108572066Meds.
>>108572072Which part was unmedicated?
>>108572066Not a single lie detected in this post>>108572072Jeet or globocorp upper management?
>>108572076>>108572077>Yes, indians form an actual existential threat for civilization. We should genocide them.>releasing a deathly racebound pathogen is much easier
>>108572085Please point out the lies
>>108565175>>108565204how do you know
>>108568889>my native languagefuck off back to india rakesh
>>108572085Genocide is extreme but certainly not unmedicated, not inherently.I look at problems and I search for solutions. The current problems in this industry has no other solutions than totally segmentating the third world from the rest; physically and digitally. They will keep multiplying like bacteria, too, therefore culling is the best solution to this problem imo.
I've been looking for a job since 2023. I'm looking for anything programming related at this point. anything, if I have to learn yet another programming language or technology I'll do it. I would post my CV here but I don't want to be doxed and mocked. I'm just tired, so tired, please help.
>>108572066You are correct.
>>108572154was in the same situation, what worked for me was asking my dad to ask one of his ceo friends to get me a job at his company, 3 months in and I'm already a PM, try that
>”Anon, Why is this textbox two pixels to the left? We cannot release like this! Why would you send this terrible unfinished garbage to testing, you unqualified retard?!”>To: Anon, Anon’s boss>Cc: The project lead, everyone in R&D, everyone in HR, the Ceo, the Ceo’s entire extended family, the Ceo’s dogs, every cute girl at the office
>>108572180my own father is a boomer that the last time I asked him for help he got angry at me. I think I might have father issues. He has not cared or tried to teach me anything ever.It's frustrating to be in a bad situation and not being able to cry for your own father for help, it really sucks. I don't know what to do, I'm asking in 4chan of all places at this point.
>>108572202do you have education in the field?
>>1085721541. do you have experienceif not, tough luck sorry :(2. if you do, you aren't applying to enough jobsaim for at least 20 a daythats 7,300 applications a year
Why is getting a job like a humiliation ritual nowadays?
>>108572223Covid turned all corpo life into white woman heaven. After we kill all indians we should kill all white women next. The great utopia will be populated by white and black men and their east Asian bunnies’ offspring
>>108572238>Erm, the question was do you like to travel
>>108572238personally I think we should wait until hyperrealistic sexbots before we enact the great foid replacementeast asian women are going too btw, no foid shall be spared
>>108572214>>108572218I have a college computer science degree. I have some projects in my portfolio and I worked in 2022 as unit tester in a company (it was basically a bootcamp and watching udemy videos and it was full of indians, but I was getting paid) for some months. I haven't had a job since then. I've been pruning my curriculum, changing the webpage and applying only to get automated responses and bots and courses ads and spam calls. I don't think they are reading my profile at all, so I feel that no matter how many projects or languages I learn, nothing will work. I'm hopeless.
In the coming weeks me and 4 other people have been invited to a intro meeting for a role and then we'll probably have a 1 on 1 talk. It is me with 5+ years of experience, and older guy with over 10 years of experience and two other people that are good at their job but got less experience.How do I mog my coworkers?
>>108572477Sending this one to my egirls, got any more aesthetic pics?
>>108572238
>>108572585I don't think so anon. I don't really save too many images and most of the ones I have are too sexual for this board. Here's is one tho.
>>108572717Thats not aesthetic sigh
i asked for more money at my annual review yesterday and my boss has et me up a meeting with the ceo next week. im scared bros im not good at confrontation
>>108572748A trick that works for me is to just practice confidence and positivity. Believe that you're a confrontational chad. Be the confrontational chad.
>>108572764do i present myself as a senior dev now? i never had a junior roll because i had lots of flutter experience from personal work so my first job went straight in as a normal dev with normal dev pay, moved job when made redundant after 2 years, now been at current company 3. realistically i have like 8-9 years flutter dev experience personal and professionally. my pay is currently 40k which feels low when i get recruiters messaging me with offers in 50-70k range
>>108565160Number 2, because niggers who like to show off expensive shit are almost 100% broke af
>>108572787Current memory is almost entirely file cache from the archive sync, not live RSS.
>>108572477Source?
>>1085651602
>>108572992That's great right????
>>108572992are ya winning, son?
Any of you niggers freelance on Upwork? It's incredulous how casually people keep using AI in routine communications or in work where obviously AI output is unwanted. This shit spreading like wildfire
>>108572992That means it's working
>>108573076whats updog
After weeks of depression, I feel somewhat happy not in a life is good type way but more of "fuck it if I die tomorrow, that's fine let's ball". What the fuck is this? I've tried checking this online but it's saying I'm either Bipolar or I'm at the final stage and I'm pretty sure I'm neither.
>>108573076I tried using Upwork but it makes no sense since it's overrun with jeets and other scum. I'm not gonna work for 5$ per hour.
>>108573290It's called being based. Welcome.
>>108565160>wearing a watch on your right arm
>>108572992so wait did I pick the wrong time to quit my job with nothing lined up?
Is this really Trump's fault or just the world in general? Would 4 years with Kamala be any better or just delaying the inevitable?
>>108573339Currently the fed is in quantitative tightening. The pulled 2 trillion or more out of the market
>>108572322likely you aren't doing anything wrong with your CV or portfolio. the job market is just fucked. i don't believe there's a silver bullet strategy that always works, because the job market is so chaotic and arbitrary. best you can do is turn off your brain and keep applying. you can ask past colleagues if they can tip you off on nepohire positions, offer to work for free/cheap at local startups or small companies to gain some experience, and mooch off of your parents and relatives as hard as you can. like i am talking disgusting levels of parasitical behavior. the economic forces currently siphon away all available wealth (money that should have gone towards funding your job) and directs it towards boomers' assets, so really there's nothing morally wrong about it. sadly it sounds like your dad seems like the type to prefer you were homeless (endgame boomer behavior) so you might be screwed on that front.>>108572202my dad has been a bit similar but luckily he's not a total boomer so he eventually did his own research and offered his sympathies over the job market. i never really got any real help from him but i appreciated him acknowledging it. i think years from now, when it gets better, the people who have been down on their luck around this time will have trauma over it. i find there's something deeply humiliating and infuriating about this economy. maybe it's that merit and hard work seem meaningless insofar as whether you succeed or not, or just the general k-shape of the economy. you have boomers with portfolios who earn more sitting on their ass than a young person does working 2 jobs.
>>108572154how the fuck are we suppose to help you lol
>>108573339i think the biden/kamala admin's plan was to try to keep the debt crisis and economy from blowing up on their face while hoping that the rest of the world fucks up theirs. that would have given them some advantage in getting good deals and scrounging up a lot of talent for cheap. and they would fund it with their increased oil production and big tech. i think they would have gone to war to protect their interests too, however.i think it would've been an unpopular admin though. just kinda more of the same as biden, like slowly trying to inch away from the precipice while all the corruption, GOP interference and chinese/russian influence pushed them towards it. but to be clear, they have not been looking out for the common people either, more like trying to protect US interests in generaltrump's admin has been so catastrophically bad and stupid that i think the republicans will do horribly in the next elections, and there's a chance the democrats that get into power aren't totally corrupt and/or retarded. imo the worst part about republicans and maga types are NOT their politics, it's the fact that they're completely retarded and incompetent. like, trump WANTS the US to succeed, but he's so out of his element that he is doing the opposite
>>108572859what
>>108573483He would've been better as a democrat politician at the age of 60 yr than a republican.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoimeiCZ7xwStart dressing like this anons.