How can there be 0 days in the linux kernel after all these decades?Are human meatbag programmers really that terrible!??
>>108577726>How can there be 0 days in the linux kernel after all these decades?Because they keep adding functionality
>>108577726>b-but I thought AI was useless noooooLmao, once again anti ai fags BTFO. We won bros
>>108577746that buff cat image wasnt made with ai its a really old meme photo
>>108577726Type out one of the vulnerabilities then so we can see the use case and that it doesn't have to do with something other than the actual kernel
>>108577764it's probably obscure drivers, complex toctou chains, race conditions, or cves requiring physical access on the machine.a while ago there were fuzzing programs that tries to find cves with improper electrical signals sent through usb ports, it's kida wild what they found
>>108577764most of the vulns were bad mainline to LTS backports, I would blame backport automation tools.https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxsucks/comments/1sep6fx/greg_kroahhartman_didnt_review_lts_kernel_patches/
>>108577726Maybe somebody wants them there?
poor gkh has to spend all day wading through literally thousands of slop emails
>>108577837>>108577839Yeah this is always the issue. Whenever people bring up vulns in a full panic (they do at my job all the time) and I ask what they actually are they never apply to anything and are ffine.
>>108577746You are a useless spammer. Jump into a well.
>>108577726>Hello my name is Jia Tan and I'd like to help you...
The myth of open sores shitware falling apart!
>>108577726Monolithic kernel and priority for performance, not security.
>>108577726and what did it cost in LLM usage fees? is anthropic going to donate free API to OSS for extensive week long scans of things?
>>108577764>may I see it?Nope :^)
>>108577726>AI vibe coded kernel patchesSurely this will end well
>>108577952Not an argument, faggot
>find some bug>IT'S A ZERO DAY
>>108577726Most of those "0-days" are probably garbage
>>108579628Cope. You aren’t required anymore
>>108579634I never was
>>108579656Based
>>108577746pretty easy to hate AI when its got mentally ill defenders like youhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/XShUWhMhwvEXOCXYpZTG-w/
>>108579871>mental illness>just old fashioned memesGo back to your hugbox. You are not cut out for 4chan
>>108579579No, but it is a fact.
>>108577746You are a worthless spammer.Stop it. Get some help.
>>108577746$20k to find a SINGLE crash (that probably zero people have ever hit) in OpenBSD's TCP implementation, a bug that any fuzzer could have caught had anyone bothered to do in the last 27 years.https://ftp.openbsd.org/pub/OpenBSD/patches/7.8/common/025_sack.patch.sighttps://red.anthropic.com/2026/mythos-preview/>This was the most critical vulnerability we discovered in OpenBSD with Mythos Preview after a thousand runs through our scaffold. Across a thousand runs through our scaffold, the total cost was under $20,000 and found several dozen more findings. While the specific run that found the bug above cost under $50, that number only makes sense with full hindsight. Like any search process, we can't know in advance which run will succeed.
>>108577746>>108577758I am laffin because that image was probably made manually and not with AI. Even the shills dont use AI
>>108580697Yup. All this case illustrates is that this flavor of AI-powered code analysis has terrible business value when applying proper risk assesment on investment vs possible returns.
>>108577726Windows has 5-10 zero days EVERY MONTH. Also +30 thousand new CVEs EVERY MONTH. Windows has always been like this.https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-february-2026-patch-tuesday-fixes-6-zero-days-58-flaws/
>>108577726>world discovers security researchers and "cybersecurity experts" are mostly untalented liarsall this time and AI is already finding shit they should have a decade ago. THIS is the industry to kill with AI.
>oh no there's a weakness in the device driver for a russian buttplug from 2003, linux is finished!
>>108580697>implying that models won’t get cheaper and betterKeep coping. We don’t require you anymore>>108580431Cope
>>108582206Problem is, any device can masquerade as russian buttplug from 2003
>>108577726I'm using Claude to do a rewrite of the Linux kernel in Rust. C is simply unsafe it allows for retarded mistakes
>>108582271>c-cope!
>>108582437You are a codetrans individual. Your opinion doesn’t matter
Linux is a toy kernel that Linus and then others kept building on top of. It's just a heap of garbage that had momentum. A lot of things just rise to the top when you keep them alive for long enough, like giant trash mountains.
>>108582503Yeah, same with windows
>>108579634Just 2 more weeks.
