>steals your employeetf sam gon do?
>>108585124What would you do if Zuck handed you soup?
>>108585124Codetrans lost, vibeGODS and AIGODS won
>>108585124It wasn’t just a regular ordinary soup.https://youtu.be/r9hQF-JmeMA
>>108585146hi, can you please kys spammerthanks
>>108585136Feed the nearest house plant and see how quickly it wilted
>>108585136depends, what flavor is the soup? i quite like chicken soup and carrot soup
>>108585124Don't eat that soup, you fool!
>>108585136Throw it on him, I never eat food handed to me by strangersBeware of geeks bearing gifts
>>108586071IT'S TOO LATE
>>108587115Based
>>108587115kek.
>>108585136I'd see it as a direct threat on my life as The Zucker has shown that he not only knows who I am, but that I am someone of particular interest to him. I'd put on my Meta branded shirt and Meta™ glasses© and get to work immediately.
>>108585136Never drink the Zuck soup
>>108587115i'm slurping that soup no matter what anyone else says
>>108585136>i understand that humans like soup and receiving gifts>*nictitating membrane flits*
>>108585146love yourself, ignore the hate and keep posting this <3
I hear humans like gestures of good will. Here's a liquid dinner.
>>108587058>Beware of geeks bearing giftsfunny
>>108587115Thanks Ben Garrison
>>108585136>>108585124I would kill 10 people just to be in a room alone with Sisterfucking Sam and Zucc for 5 minutes.
>>108588502not my ideal threesome but I respect your choices
>>108585136he's put some weird lizard shit in that soup so I wouldn't touch it
When zuck made him stay until he ate his soup its considered courage. But when I made her stay until she ate her eggs it's considered creepy...
>>108585124you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to take this
>>108587115not tomato soup, sorry Zuck, won't work for you
I'm not kidding when I got hired by Anthropic I got spammed by Meta so much I removed my LinkedIn and they somehow managed to message my girlfriend (there are no public records we live together) to reach out to me.This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, worse than the fucking Jehova's witness
>>108589059but did they offer da soop
>>108587058Horribly underrated post