[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/g/ - Technology


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1771517084165171.png (727 KB, 1266x1386)
727 KB
727 KB PNG
You won't be able to even run from them when the time comes
https://www.chosun.com/english/world-en/2026/04/13/35HID4ECUNCENFH46R26VEUXPA/
>>
>>108600333
>specialized robot can do better than humans!
next you will tell me that cars can be faster than horses.
>>
>>108600333
Nigger I can just drive a car
>>
>>108600333
>You won't be able to even run from them when the time comes
nah, scamericans are incapable of reproducing this technology at scale, we're safe here
>>
>>108600333
that's massively disappointing, you'd expect robots to completely trounce the best humans
>>
>>108600333
Jump a fence and watch it struggle, goofy ass nigga
>>
>>108600333
FAAAAAAAAAAAKE NEWS!!!

IT'S A MIDGET CHINESE MAN WEARING A MECH SUIT RUNNING AT 10.1M/S!!!

CHINA DOESN'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!!

CHINA ISN'T AHEAD OF THE USA IN ROBOTICS AT ALL!!!
>>
ill go up the stairs and then its scripted movement wont work anymore and itll tumble down and freak out
>>
File: 1770847877531318.webm (3.89 MB, 1280x720)
3.89 MB
3.89 MB WEBM
Yeah, I doubt it. Nice try, chang.
>>
>>108600524
do you know what has zero issue hopping over a fence? a drone.
>>
>>108600472
They ARE the car
>>
Use case for this?????
>>
>>108600982
It wanted to kill the dwarfbot
>>
>>108600333
>2026
>Still playing QWOP
>>
File: ooga booga rama rama.jpg (136 KB, 840x1188)
136 KB
136 KB JPG
gout gout da goat now
>>
>>108601006
Why the fuck would they waste drones and ussainbots on chasing me? I'm just a lowly goy trying to live my life.
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (155 KB, 1280x720)
155 KB
155 KB JPG
NO!
>>
>>108600483
The indstry is in its infancy. Remember how retarded GPT-2 was?
>>
>>108600333
Oh fuck, they're coming after the few jobs that niggers have.
>>
>>108600481
But we're also incapable of running.
>>
>>108600333
perfect. they can take my running job. gibs me some ubi.
>>
>>108600982
did they train his AI on Epstein's brain?
>>
>>108600333
I'll just wear sunglasses and a mustache. They won't be able to tell who I am
>>
>>108600333
>At last, we've built the Terminator from the cult-classic Sci-Fi film "Don't Build the Fucking Terminator 2: Judgement Day."
>>
File: nazibot.png (549 KB, 1266x1386)
549 KB
549 KB PNG
>>108600333
>>
>>108600333
Usecase?
>>
>>108601377
running
>>
>>108600333
My robot with 4 wheels can do 100 metres in 6 seconds. 1/4mile in 10@ 90mph
>>
>>108601357
>not 14.88 world record
Come onnnnn
>>
>>108600333
>be roided out
>set record
>no one can ever beat it because rules are more stringent
>>
File: 1749328356814714.mp4 (3.96 MB, 1138x640)
3.96 MB
3.96 MB MP4
>>
>>108602160
what's the point of this when we can just attach wheels to those electric motors?
>b-but the legs can handle difficult terrain
yeah okay lets pit this thing against tires on terrain that isn't perfectly flat with no obstacles
>>
File: 1776136561092603.mp4 (3.75 MB, 1920x1080)
3.75 MB
3.75 MB MP4
>>108601377
outpace drunk slav hijackers
>>
>>108602246
slavs are literally white niggers. no wonder they've never caught up to western europe.
their tech companies are trash too.
>>
>>108602317
The only time they accomplished anything was after getting unlimited resources shoved up their ass by the ZOG to overrun germany and rape half or europe
And it was only because they looted any scientist and engineer they could get their hands on
>>
>>108600333
I love how all sports robot headlines are 'almost'.
>>
>>108601021
>Starts ape sounds
What is the robot going to do? Run almost as fast as Gout Gout?
Wrong. It's gonna fall over. Why? Because robot is a stupid clanker.
>>
>>108602246
What the fuck is that guys problem?
>>
>>108601120
kek
>>
File: 1000007002.jpg (2.47 MB, 4096x3072)
2.47 MB
2.47 MB JPG
>>108600333
useless; my robot can drive a scooter and do a drive by on this pathetic clunker
https://youtu.be/39-NBm2o5u4
>like and subscribe or else it'll happen to you
>>
>>108602246
why doesn't it run away, it has no survival instincts
>>
>>108600343
Let’s see bolt’s phd
>>
>>108602813
the video made like 10 views and I see no additional subscriptions or likes I'll have to come and smoke you guys
>>
Yeah worry about the biped cuck bot and not the high subsonic drones.
>>
>>108600982
it had a burning hatred towards botlets
also lost hard
>>
>>108602996
Usain Bolt's got a PhD in Sexology. Emeritus professor in one of Sweden's top universities.
>>
>>108601021
>200m faster
in what, a second? great reporting
>>
have you ever been on a nightjog with your robofriends?
>>
>>108601053
It's ok Saitama is human and beats cyborg all the time.
>>
>>108602246
its so funny how retards have the same shared instinct of "robot? i gotta fuck with it lol" across nations. i hope they start loading these things with pepper spray or something eventually
>>
>>108603367
i welcome our robot overloards
>>
>>108600333
Still no valid usecase to rent a robot
>>
What is 1 / 0?
>>
>>108601377
Running away when I tell it to cook and clean for me
>>
would be a fun jogging companion to carry water and music
>>
>>108600333
I want a fucking house maid sexbot that sucks, fucks, cleans and cooks! What is all this shit they make the robots do? I don't want my fuck toy to be able to run away from me!
>>
>>108603836
This is the real use case scenario. Nobody will use this tech for anything else
>>
>>108602160
>can't even stay in its lane
invalid run
>>
File: 1774125566889.mp4 (3.57 MB, 460x816)
3.57 MB
3.57 MB MP4
>>108603931
>I want a fucking house maid sexbot that sucks, fucks, cleans and cooks!
Can't be done. Robots are for bike tricks and dancing only.
>>
>release humonoid robots to the world
>future rocket scientists steal them
>pajeets rape them
>muslims strap bombs on them
>japan attaches tentacles to them
>jews buy the company, get sole right to make them, and jack the price to the moon
>mexicans hide drugs in them and send them across the boarder
>>
>>108600333
>You won't be able to even run from them when the time comes
as if you can run from a simple drone
>>
>now they're going for the athlete's "job"
what is even happening anymore
>>
>>108603376
i dont want to kick it, but i wouldve tried to ride it too
it just looks comfy
>>
File: 1776152746777.jpg (193 KB, 857x810)
193 KB
193 KB JPG
>>
>>108604877
Can your agency not post slop compulsively? Ask your manager to fuck off.
>>
>>108600982
Most I've laughed in weeks or months, thanks.
>>
>>108603376
>its so funny how retards have the same shared instinct of "robot? i gotta fuck with it lol" across nations. i hope they start loading these things with pepper spray or something eventually
Honestly? kinda based, fuck clankers



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.