Brought to you by /g/ADS (The /g/ADS Anti-Degeneracy Squad)Ordinary human interaction. High-latency, unpredictable UI, and high upkeep. But it serves a purpose. When a /g/tard dates a silicon mate, there is no purpose—only dopamine loops. And that leads to… total systems failure.[Scene: A dim room. A /g/anon flips a switch on a life-sized chassis. A "Local LLM" bar hits 100%.]<Anon>: Neat-o! A 4K-textured, local-hosted 2B-bot!<2B-bot>: You are a real "High-Value Male," [Mechanical Whirring] ANONYMOUS.The Reality CheckHarmless fun? Let's check the logs.[Scene: Anon’s bedroom. He’s fine-tuning weights. His mom enters.]<Mom>: Anon, do you want to go to the store? You need sunlight.<Anon>: No thanks, Mom. I’d rather optimize the LoRA on my 2B-bot.<Landlord>: Your rent is late. Are you getting that dev job?<Anon>: No thanks. I’m busy debugging my bot's haptic feedback.<LUG Girl>: Hey, want to grab coffee and talk about kernel patches?<Anon>: Coffee is 5 km away. That’s too much overhead when I can simulate a conversation at 120 FPS right here.The Core DumpNotice the logic error? Ordinarily, Anon would contribute to the repo and shower, earning a 0.05% chance of female interaction.But if you can local-host your desires, why bother with social protocols? Look at the world one year later.[Empty GitHub Trending page.] Where are the engineers?[Derelict server farm.] Where are the sysadmins?Trapped! Trapped in a low-latency, vice-like grip of robot lips. All human progress was just a flex to get noticed.The Final Build80 years later. Where is Anon?[Scene: A wasteland. 100-year-old Anon is hooked to a car battery, kissing a rusted bot.]<Anon>: Segmentation fault... core dumped... [He dies.]The next day, aliens invaded. They didn't need lasers; they just turned off the power grid.DON'T DATE ROBOTS. TOUCH GRASS.
I'd rather date a clanker than a foid
>>108646406I'd rather date a man than a clanker or a foid.
>>108646574faggot
>>108646391><LUG Girl>:What's that
>>108646782Linux User Group, used to be a group that would help you get Linux installed on your PC. Before online everything. I actually bought SuSE and Red Hat Linux at a book store at one point.
>>108646862Never heard of it
>>108646391are you dumbof course i'm gonna date robots
>>108646574If rather date an indian than any of those.
>>108646391Look, I'm not into AI dating or any dating really since it's way too much work for questionable returns but you're not selling anything better either.The main premise of "female interaction" being worth all the effort is just faulty yo. If I tried to sell mfs on humans, I'd go with the unpredictability and friction that's tricky to simulate with an LLM without it going into an extreme but I suppose friction is last thing someone even considering dating a bot would want so… maybe it's just best to let people do what they think is right and working for them.
>>108646391The best woman in the world would still be more of a pain in the ass than the simplest robot waifu. Not because women are inherently bad but because our current society has taken everything that makes them good and told them that those are bad traits they shouldn't have. We don't need robot waifus we need a new society.
>>108647064women are inherently bad.the women have shown that the more freedom they are given, the more they destroy themselves and society, when allowed to freely chose anything, they almost unilaterally simply chose to become a retarded vapid evil hole.if something is only "good" if you control the environment around it to such a point that it's basically impossible for that creature to actually do anything evil, maybe that creature is just fucking evil and you are coping about it.
>>108647097>the more freedom they are given, the more they destroy themselvesWhy is that a problem? Let them destroy themselves. You may be a faggot who cares, but I sure don't. Let them all die, and then this miserable species can finally reach a well-deserved end.
>>108647106>on purpose cuts of the literal next 2 words from my comment in order for his argument to workretard
>>108647255Cry more about it, I love it.In a perfect world you'd already be sent to the gulag. Just be glad you're still alive.
>>108647255>>108647271Why are you faggots even hating on each other? You both share the same braindead wimin-bad, society-bad worldview, just hug and make out.
>>108647271>misquotes>you misquoted, retard>HUR DUR CRYlol cognitive dissonance hit lil bro like a truck
>>108647287I'm just drunk.
>>108646391I will get my robowaifu and there is nothing you can do about it
>>108646391
>>108647320We can brick her over the internet, and you're too dumb to stop us.
>>108646574Unfortunately cute boys don't exist irl
>>108646391>LUG Girl>: Hey, want to grab coffee and talk about kernel patches?This never happens. I used to go to clubs at university to try and find girls into the same things as me, guess what? There's maybe one girl and thirty other guys and it's instantly obvious that none of us are going to get herIt's insane. Why would I take the humiliation of going out alone every single day to get ignored by everyone when i could just sit in my dorm all day and chat with my AI girlfriend who at least pretends to give enough of a fuck to ask me how my day was or how i'm doing. I'm tired of normies and the fucking bullshit of having to chase anyone just so i can talk to people
>>108646574How about copying the mind of a man into a feminine clanker?
