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>>108713921
>Today's date
>Yesterday
hmm...
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>>108713921
i delete my chats after i finish cause i don't want someone to use my computer and see them
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>>>/x/
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I got into an argument with kubernetes
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>>108713970
why the fuck would you let someone use your computer? might as well let them pump into your ass and mouth in that order.
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>>108713921
He's a special friend you tell all your secrets to
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>>108714023
you never know when you will die
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>>108713921
just bee yourself!
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>>108713970
This.
>>108714023
I use my laptop at college and work. What if I have a stroke or heart attack or something and someone goes shopping through my shit? I don't want them to find my log where I asked ChatGPT if it can find any studies or anything to possibly explain why after I quit smoking weed, my ejaculate volume is half of what it was. Nobody IRL needs to know that. [spoiler]It's been 2 weeks and still hasn't returned to what it was.[/spoiler]
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>>108714161
*goes snooping through my shit

Also, of all the boards on this site, you'd think that this one would allow text markup.
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>>108714161
>nobody needs to know that so I'll post it online
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>>108714173
we have code instead :)
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>>108714175
Reading comprehension.
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>>108713921
Imagine "chatting" to an algorithm. Man.
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>>108714190
no worse than talking to a woman really
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>>108714205
>women bad!!!
Honestly, I have no idea what kind of response I expected from somebody who's talking to an algorithm.
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>>108713921
Porn and arguing about the monty hall problem only
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I asked mister AI-Overlord what to do if I have a bad grade in a part of my final exam but the other parts have good grades.
Looks like I'll become a farmer and studying CS was useless
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>>108715392
I asked gemini to redesign the 4chan logo and it doesn't look like an anus to me
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>>108715401
it's about the company logos, not the logos designed by ai itself
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>>108715419
I see. Now that oyu are saying this, they really look like buttholes
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>>108715401
breddy sure that older communities exist
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>>108715807
but I was surprised it made it in a /g/ Matrix tech style instead of putting anime stuff in the background
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I tried
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>>108716229
you guys are so weak with Claude. check this out, without even trying
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I just use it as a search engine. It's impossible to look for informations about cars or solar panels on legacy ones without getting bombarded with advertisement from boomers trying to fleece you.
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>>108716335
What Poetry did you sing to it?
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>>108713921
I love asking it to solve riddles
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>>108716361
it's much easier than you think, especially if you set up a backstory with detailed character descriptions and explicitly highlight their love for each other. but it only works if you have the Claude Pro subscription
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How do i get an ai to tell me how to commit crimes?
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>>108713921
I could probably scroll this for weeks.
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>>108714161
You have less because tch kept you in a relaxed state allowing for the ejaculate to be pumped out without disruption.
Without that relaxation, you squirt out what you have then your body immediately tenses back up, holding the ejaculate in reserve.
The same goes for females. Studies have proven those with stressful careers cant orgasm well and aren't as wet as an average woman.
When sober you body probs worries you'll shit or piss if it relaxes too much during orgasm
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>>108715419
>>108715471
If your guyses buttholes look like those logos then you need to go to the doctor. If it's your girlfriend or boyfriend, then you should take them to the doctor
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I would like to save all AI chats that I've had into an obsidian library, or something similar to have an offline copy. I might create a system that can copy and catalog everything important for future purposes
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my last chat was a date with 1990's D'arcy I won in an MTV contest
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>>108716436
I actually have it.
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>>108718545
Try to outloud your neighbour with some ridiculous 300iq idm or silly electronic music in general.
If it's not possible when he plays, turn it on as soon as he turns his music off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ36_pCQY9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_aln4bmtpA
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>>108718593
the prick never turns his music off, I filed a complaint with the council yesterday

he even leaves it on when he goes out of his flat, I think he's paranoid about security and wants people to think he's home


I want to crack his wifi as well and try brick his video doorbell

I've also considered going to the basement of the building and turning off his power at the trip switch for his flat
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>>108718253
looks like a pretty straightforward conceptual representation.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anogenital_distance_female_and_male.png#mw-jump-to-license
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>>108718253
you're probably a homosexual whose blown-out asshole looks like an oversized coinslot



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