>be me 3 weeks ago>working from home>have to do the usual wage slave zoom meeting humiliation ritual at 3 pm>already finished my part by the time its 12 >decide to spend the 3 remaining hours jerking off to erotic LLM roleplay>usually copy my prompts and delete the original message to reroll because otherwise the LLM will just repeat the same thing with different words>forget that I have my highly erotic prompt saved in my clipboard>3 pm rolls around>boss asks us wage slaves to copy paste the data we've collected in the chat (old ass boomer is too god damn lazy to just open the excel sheet)>quickly go to excel>copy and paste it into chat>my fucking computer did not register the quick ctrl + c command I used in excel>pastes my erotic roleplay prompt instead>quickly delete that shit in time I still haven't been called out on it 3 weeks later so I think im good.
I used a computer as a child one day instead of playing outside.
>>108723929Hey anon, I'm in the train, look at these cows
>>108723929I like a girl by spam clicking an entire geographical area with my gold account and I had several police calls because I guess some women considered it harassment.Also I guess reddit is soft banning broswer users now.
>frequent 4chan poster>suddenly the website decides that there's spam coming from my ISP so I have to verify my email address to post>the process takes 5-10 minutes>if I clear my cookies or post from private browsing mode, I have to do the whole process again>each time, I have to solve the captcha (there's now FOUR just to post)>that's fine, I'll just buy a pass>crypto requires a phone number>the merchant doesn't take pre-paid visasI love this shithole but it seems like it's trying to fuck over its users who actually still want to post anonymously on here. I don't even bother posting images anymore because that for some reason sets off the spam detection and I have to reverify my email address.
>>108725725>I like a girl by spam clicking an entire geographical area with my gold accountWhat does that mean?
>>108723929Literal skill issue.I'd fire you on the spot, and not even for the porn.I'd fire you for being too retarded to copy/paste properly.
I hate when the copy command doesn't work
>>108727135xterm fucking sucks for this, i literally just need a right click menu but it's whatever, i've gotten so used to using shift+ins it doesnt even matter to me anymore
btw op, you you should know C-Z, i do the same thing all the time, quick C-Z fixes it
>>108723929>using your own computer for workshiggy diggy well deserved tb desu b a k a
>>108727125I right clicked on everyone because they let me
>>108727107I learned how cucked visa was when I tried to use a gift card to do a donation to some children's hospital during a telethon, it absolutely does not work.
>>108727468oh shit, baller with reddit pro makin' it rain karma
I forget but back in the early FB days I found a way to show any of my friend's email addresses.>freshman in high school>find email addresses for everyone's FB accounts>email services still offer recovery questions>hack everyone >one slut I hack has an email that ends with bluegirl>"what's my favorite color"Anyways...>afk training on Runescape as I'm fucked up on Skype talking to some girls from the grade below me>one of the girls I'm fucking and I want to show off>"I'm the guy that posted stock images of guys eating grapefruit on so and so's Facebook>her and all of her friends lul1 week later>cops call>i think it's my friend trolling me>"fuck off tanner">nah it's the real local PD and I have to go in with my mom for questioning>turns out her friend was jealous she was getting my teenage pipe instead of her (I was le hot emo/scene kid McSkinny jeans xD rawr at the time)>she told the girl I hacked>the girl I hacked had a dad that used to work for local PD but got fired for letting DUI bitches suck his dick to get out of their drunk driving charges>PD trying to avenge the dicksuckbandit>they have the screenshots from Skype>they force me to write apology to her, no fine or anything because I am a kid>judge thinks I'm superhacker even though everything was commonsense and social engineering>get the nickname of <smalltown> Hacker>fuck the snitch girl the next year>I am hackerman.And that was the only time I slipped up with OPSEC. Life lesson. Don't use substances and type. Many vendors could have used this experience... would have saved their asses later in life.Did technology fuck me? I guess not...Did thinking with my dick? Hell ya.Shit... I think I misunderstood the topic at hand.Typing while under the influence again...History is bound to repeat itself.
>>108727107Captcha?
>>108723929You idiot it's going to be in the version history
>>108727556Nta but nobody clicks version history to poke around at versions.Project manager is likely to much of a dumb ass to know that version history is even a thing
>>108728502>nobody clicks version history to poke around at versions.I do
