Kinda crazy having billions of normies carry a potential lithium fire in their pockets.
>>108735596>Kinda crazy having billions of normies carry a potential lithium fire in their pockets.>In January 2025, ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt told the Israeli Knesset the kind of "genius" behind the exploding pager attack that killed and maimed innocent people in Lebanon is now needed to “fight antisemitism.”I wouldn't worry about it.
>>108735695cuck fikes
>>108735596>American niggercattle finally taking a stand against foreign occupation and marching towards DC in a bipartisan movement >*ring* *ring* *ring*>"H-hello?"
>>108735708cool it with the antisepticism
>>108735695>call people antisemitic for claiming the jews are out to get them>jews are openly planning to kill or maim all antisemites
>>108735820yeah, ok. but please don't derail the thread.
>>108735596Use a cellphone case and encourage others to do so as it doesn't just prevent expensive cracked screen but also prevents internal damage to lithium batteries, which over time lead to short circuits that cause the ka-boom.
never keep your phone near your balls.wise words
>he doesn't have a tiny V8 powered phone
>>108735596>normies
>>108735820calm down or your vehicle will be classified as a drug smuggling vessel
>>108735695Those pagers exploded because they had PETN inside.
>Kinda crazy having billions of normies have potential poison could kill them with a sip or create deadly gas if mixed>Kinda crazy having billions of normies have live, potential execution cables>Kinda crazy having billions of normies have machines that could kill them and multiple others instantly from one wrong turn or nodding off>Picture is of someone puncturing a battery on purposeIt's dangerous to live if you're a retard.>>108735695>exploding pager attackThey planted actual explosives in them. Lithium wouldnt do enough damage.Also swollen batteries like that are another type of failure, they won't make a good fire.
>>108735695>jews don't run the world you tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist!>we're going to blow up anyone who dares to criticize jews, I mean israel (those two are not the same thing at all, but for some reason they're treated that way 99% of the time it's beneficial to jews or israel) and here's why that's a Good Thing
>>108737873suit yourself. I power mine with a capillary bowl.
>>108735596They're called normalfags and normgroids xim/xir. Please remember to make some space for the normlgbtq community and normPOC.
>>108735596or having gallons of gasoline in their cars!having electrical lines in their walls.you an imbecile.
Crazy, I know
>>108735695I wish that Greenblatt would have accepted my job application. I really felt like I could've been a good shabbos goyim but apparently I'm not good enough for greenblatt?
>>108735596I once found a very old iPhone somewhere in a cardboard box deep inside my drawer and the battery was so swollen that the entire phone unglued itself and fell apart. I genuinely panicked that my house could've burned down because of that, was I overreacting?
>>108735596>kinda crazy people drink water! that shit kills people all the time.
>>108740896>comparing water to smartphonesthey call you cattle for a reason
>>108738052theyre allowed to make it look like they do so they can socially estrange and entrap you with hate crimes.
>>108735820Stop saying that jews control the world or else they will use their influence and power to make your life hell
Jews are the Master Race.
>>108740137A phone battery might self discharge at 2% per month (approx), so, if stored for 4 years say, it would be essentially dead. And while it might still be dangerous, would still be way less so than a charged battery. Danger would come from short or puncture and an essentially flat battery would react way less spectacularly than >>108735695 if stabbed.Basically it would be unlikely to self combust of it's own accord outwith charging attempts, but obv. if swollen, dispose of that shit asap, not worth the risk. I haven't seen a swollen phone battery in an age, dunno if manufacturing is getting better or people just dump phones quicker.
OH LIKE A LITHIUM FLOWER ABOUT TO BLOOM
