I fucking hate Cloudflare.

what if someone shoots an arrow?

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>>108739638
what happens if it's a really liquidy turd and it's windy so it sprays sideways on the one below you and then you have to smell it coming into your castle room because it's stuck but you can't wash it off because power washer poles haven't been invented and you can't use a ladder because hardware stores haven't been invented and you can't have someone else clean it because of both reasons and you can't depend on rain because of the environment and it's just stuck there forever

>>108739638
What if you were just walking there and the poop fell on your head

>>108739698
Then you're probably an enemy and it doubles as a machicolation

>>108739668
That someone would have to dodge projectiles as well.

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>>108739712
a new word for my dictionarycon

>>108739668
>>108739694
>>108739698
all of these literally did happen at least once in history, but rarely enough that nobody cared to change the design

>>108739698
People knew better than to walk in the area covered in shit.
>>108739668
Wild guess but when the castle was under siege, they probably used chamber pots which were then dumped into the privy.

i bet poopin while there's a battle outside is nice and cozy, like autistically hiding in the back bathroom for a bit while your family hosts a christmas party

>>108740009
>Wild guess but when the castle was under siege, they probably used chamber pots which were then dumped into the privy.
When the enemy was at the wall they probably poured all sorts of nasty stuff down the toilets like boiling oil.

>>108739694
>you can't depend on rain because of the environment
if it doesn't rain, the excrement will dry out and won't smell as much after a while
anyone who's ever dealt with cowshit knows that

>>108739698
It's over the moat, if you walked there you were a peasant.