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Ever gotten absolutely drunk and programmed/IT at work? How well did that go?
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>>108740566
>brown behavior
no havent and wont
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>>108740566
No, alcohol is poison.
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>>108740566
I got fucked up in a bar before doing a deployment of the new app version in production. I couldn't remember how it went but in the morning when I checked, luckily everything was working and the application was updated. After that I figured it's probably not the best idea to drink & deploy.
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>>108740566
Yes but I didn't merge.
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>Program drunk, edit sober.
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>>108740566
It was the only way I could get anything done when I was doing "devops."

Man fuck yaml.
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No but I was once on-call for work for a week straight, and couldn't drink during that time. The day after my on-call finished I went out drinking with friends. Got a call from the current on-call guy at about 11PM wanting me to help with some issue he was having. Had to explain to him that I was literally too drunk to help, and he acted like it was my problem like I'm not allowed to get tanked when I'm off the clock.

Hey fuck you buddy.
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>>108740566
>"its nuanced"
aka "Im wrong, but heres why I wont admit that"
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>>108740566
Created a whole new microservice, yet no idea what it does.
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>>108740566
when I was younger (like 23), I showed up to work drunk on multiple occasions. back then, I wouldn't let job get in the way of me partying.
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being drunk gets me in a state of pic related, which isn't good for me. so I rarely drink.
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I started doing opioids about a year ago. That started off (over the course of a year) as a once per week at work to take the edge off.
Then two times a week.
Then every day I'm in work.
Then multiple times a day at work some days.
Then a few days at home.
You stop feeling the buzz so you up the dosage.
Then multiple times at home.
Then every day.
Then multiple times every day.
Then you up the dosage more.
Then the withdrawal symptoms start with extreme anxiety.
Then you take some to take the edge off.
All the while you've given up exercising, lost weight, and cant stop without shaking, shitting yourself, pacing around.
Eventually I went cold turkey and it took a week for the worst of the withdrawals to clear, then another 2-3 for the cravings to stop.
I thought I wasn't stupid enough to get addicted, but opioids are fucking brutal. Never ever get hooked on them.
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>>108742740
I should also add after going through this (I'm 4 months clean now) I genuinely feel sorry for people who drink. That shit is readily accessible, heavily promoted, and socially acceptable.
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>>108740566
Absolutely drunk? I don't think I've ever done that at work. Buzzed enough that it started fucking with my thinking? Sure. Me and my co-workers used to go out for drinks on Friday. At that point, nobody had intended to do anything productive anyway.
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>>108740566
a wake-up beer is a nice, but it wears off by the time you clock in (provided your not drinking some 18% ABV bareleywine or hipster IPA)
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>>108743771 (me)
fuck im drunk hey
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Alcohol should only be used to interface with females in social settings
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>>108740566
no, once I start drinking I just keep going until I puke and pass out so I try to avoid it during the week
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>>108743945
I did this too, this one is not good, regardless if you coma drink only on the weekend, you should stop drinking.



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