Why don't mice come with wheels so they can glide across desks easier?
>>108746578what if i need to move it left and right
>>108746584there's a steering wheel on top
>>108746584What's the use case for moving the mouse left and right?
>>108746578have you ever drove a car? was it easy? was the car mobile the sense of giving you instant freedom to move anywhere? a car goes one way and it goes fast.
>>108746584More wheels?
>>108746578You are using it wrong
>>108746584Good point
>>108746609kek
Buy a mouse of old
>>108746645>instead of a small slit there's a ballIf I have to be a furfag I'd rather fondle a female mouse than a male one
>>108746609ball bearings are expected to have friction at some point. You literally just need to clean your mouse feet or the surface you use it on
>>108746609Hear me out: what if we combined the two? A single omnidirectional ball for superior low-friction gliding on every surface, doubling as a positional tracking sensor? It's genius, the future is here!
>>108746604How else am I supposed to fully use a large desk? I'm not about to let an AI agent usurp my productivity thanks to an inadequate mouse>>108746664You ever use a chair with only 1 leg? There's a reason such an invention never took off. This 1-ball idea is similarly doomed.
Obviously you just put in fans and let it levitate on an air cushion. Can't stand any additional noise? You're not a gamer.
>>108746609Trackball but more retarded
why are you trying to reinvent the trackball/mouse skates with slop, just get new skates and keep your mouse pad free of gunk
>>108746682Brilliant, works even better since I wouldn't have to worry about cleaning it out
>>108746578most braindead pajeet bullshit i've ever seen. Please dive into the ganges
>>108746609Imagine an office full of these things.The amount of fucking noise would be insane.
>>108746733would that work with a magnetic mouse pad and a mouse with same polarity magnets as feet
>>108746733>cram 4, 30K RPM chink leaf blower fans inside>let go of mouse>it flies away
>>108746770Wonderful, it won't even make a sound that way!
am i on linkedin
>>108746801Well what happens when you need to make large motions? Has a very small surface area. Or is it meant to be like a joystick where it takes your inputs without getting disconnected from the base.
>>108746812nah this is kickstartrer
>>108746578lol
why not just implant the sensor on the tip of your finger
>>108746846Just replace your desk plate with a giant electro magnet.
>>108746680>a chair with only 1 legdon't knock it til you try it
>>108746884>demagnetizes your hddnothing personnel kid
>>108746645You've never cleaned mouse balls.
>>108746609You have to oil those, and the dust from your desk , dead skin from your hands, will ruin them quickly.
>>108746904>2026>still using an HDD on his deskishygddt
>>108746904Skill issue. Who the fuck doesn't have a dedicated storage server in the year of our LORD $currentYear ?
>>108746957youve clearly never worked in medical research
>>108746801can't you just use anti gravity material? this looks like a overkill
>>108747126How could I have been so blind? We need to kickstart this immediately!
>>108746770It would have horrible precision since you cannot stabilize part of your hand against the mouse pad
>>108746591I did kek
Forget anti-gravity and hovering, warp drives are the future! The ultimate tool for quantum computing.
>>108746594yes yes and yes
>>108747387wouldn't it be to brittle and to easy to break?Maybe something more sturdy, like a stone would work better
>>108747387back when i was looking for mice a few months ago one blog site benchmarks has a negative delay for a mouse, i forget what model it was though. some deathadder something maybestill funniest thing ever lolthe mouse send it's inputs back in time lol
>>108746578>>108746584>>108746604>>108746865>>108746738It's AI you tards
>>108747674not only do you think this is a smart idea, you think people cant immediately tell it's AI. Put your phone down and ring up my double gulp nigger
>>108747674We know, but it's funny
>>108747714no it isn't
>>108747387single warp drive is lame!Razor already has double warp drive one on market. And Alienware announced last week that they are going to release quadro-warp one with build in phaser and pocket dimension next year!
Why don't cars just slide along the ground instead of use wheels?
>>108747387needs to utilize blockchain somehow for maximum VC scamming
>>108746591lmao
why dont we have brain computer interfaces that move the cursor based on the movement of an imaginary mouse?
>>108746957>You've never cleaned mouse balls.You've never cleaned your own balls.
>>108746584People in the 90s already figured that out. They used one fat ball in the middle. So lets take this tech and replace the 4 wheels with small balls
I have an ice mouse, no wheels needed.
>>108748224you could actually make this
>>108746682>>108746733hm actually an air hockey mouse puck might be pretty sweet
>>108746578Because every time you popped a wheelie you would lose signal.
>>108746664kek
>>108747571Impossible to break when a mouse achieves true quantum superpositionIt is the immovable object>>108747614Razer may have been ahead of their time, but they have been eclipsed>>108748039There's some serious competition on the scene now, how can anyone compete with a wormhole-enabled blockchain mouse?>>108748089Brilliant, we now have quantum wormhole blockchain. The VCs will never know what hit em!>>108748224Actually possible if you live in a freezer or don't mind constantly changing the ice out every few minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWO88vtRbuk
>>108748806Alternative pic from a fresh context
>>108748820uhwhat happens if my thumb slips into the wormhole
>>108748848You will be permanently entombed in the blockchain wormhole unless you are an unstoppable force, in which case the wormhole will collapse but the collision may cause a black hole to form.I hope your life insurance considers permanent suspended animation on the blockchain a payable event...
>>108746578maglev mice are the future
>>108746578does it make vroom noises
>>108748898Available as a separate accessory or you could hook xinput to simulate them in software.
>>108747674this is a shill thread being used by some marketing niggers to convince their faggot bosses that people are fooled by the new model
>>108746664nailed it that's steve jobs tier genus therecall it the imouse and get jose in engineering to make it high margin and give it a propriotory iwatch cable as a seperate acessory
>>108746578tis is an awful jeet idea. biz idea: make the wheels rotate 360 degrees
>>108746664
>>108748874>>108748806Imagine not having an ion bed to glide on.
>>108749138>it's even got a copilot button
>>108749172You know, it really does need more.
>>108746578because they have those teflon tapes so you get you're daily dose of micro plastics
>>108749138Palpatine sees your ion bed and raises an ion cannon...I ran out of ChatGPT images for today so I had to make this one in Gemini. Definitely not as good.
>>108746591good one
>>108749172kek
this is real thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlCx5gjAmqI&t=36
>>108749213incrediblepls redeem the needful mouse saar
>>108748820ENTERnegative latency retroactive time tunnelling the mouse knows before hand where your hand wants to go because of the actions in the future
>>108749213ok I laughed audibly that's a good one
>>108749138I was just thinking the other day my mouse would be much better with a Miore Vext Array and Thermat Stolxilection
>>108749242>ion cannon>tractor beam>hyperdrive>still needs a cable
>>108749444The mouse knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
>>108749242>Accept nothing less. It IS your destiny.
>>108746957You don't clean the egg, you just boil another egg and put the yellow part in the mouse.
Women love my GNU mouse.
>>108746664Absolutely insane idea, this would never work. And wouldn't people just steal the ball?
>>108749852>conpile>eork>freedowThe Linux experience.
>>108749864Just boil some spares and keep them in the fridge.
>>108746578Great. Four wheels to pick up oils, dust, dirt, and hair.
>>108746578Dust and micro abrasions
>>108749135how good was picking all the gunk off the rollers though. kids these days will never understand the simple pleasures
>>108750224I-I-i still do this, because I use a trackball.
>>108746591underrated
>>108750267i guess those get way less junk no?i dismounted a optical mouse lately to clean the middle button roller, the optical encoder wheel was full of shit. desu that mouse is inherited with that workstation and who knows where has been used
>>108749980you're telling me Windows doesn't support the freedow button?
>>108751035Only the rerory soclrt for obvious reasons
>>108749852i KNEEL
>>108746578It would put the teflon business out of a job
