we really had it all
>>108760394his sðŽylent and factor subscription got cancelled
>>108760394AI slop
can't believe people bought that orange garbageit's the most stolen phone now easy to spot from a mile away nobody had any orange phones but everyone bought that retard shit apple garbage
>2015lol
>>108760394I was 34 years old in 2015.we had it all in 1995. everything post 9/11 was already dystopianyou just didnt know how much bettwr it was before 9/11so stfu zoomer
>>108760419>give it back jamal
>>108760419>most stolen phonejust shoot them lol
>oh noes i have to use $20 bluetooth headpohneslol
>>108760433I was 42 years old in 2015 but I was too busy with the Android custom ROM scene.We had it all in 1980's when the ZX Spectrum was released and the emergence of the Amiga at the end of the decade. Great times.
i have earbudsi have a chargeri have a usb cable
>>108760419two girls from my job carry two cases for it, one seethrough and one opaque, for different places.it's so immensely retarded. imagine wanting people to know you have an orange iphone THAT bad.
>>108760471I was 115 years old in 2015.We had it all in 1925.Everything post-1930 was already dystopian.We had it all in the 1920s when silent movies released and with the emergence of the talkies at the end of the decade.Great times.
>>108760419Why would you steal an iphone? AFAIK it's a brick if you don't know the key or it gets deactivated.
>>108760471>oi me speccy>jet set fucking willy!https://youtu.be/eAl0ld3to24
>>108760394This style of AI slop that is like anime inspired but extremely sterile looking is somehow the most offensive to me. I keep seeing it around, is it the default style of some online model or what?
>>108760394you still get a charging cable
It doesn't matter the damage has been done.
>>108760708It looks like what someone would draw if they followed those "How to Draw Manga" books they used to (still do?) sell. Also, the shading is very weird and non-anime, strange amount of detail in inappropriate places
>>108760641I was 4,500 years old in 2015.We had it all in the bronze age.Everything after the invention of writing was already dystopian.We had it all when the gods were still talking to us and there were no sea peoples yet.Great times.
>>108760767You had to be careful about merchants selling jank ass copper though.
>>108760433>>108760471I was 30 in 2015. The 90's were very exciting due to the rapid pace of change. Going from DOS to Windows XP, Wolfenstein to Deus Ex, floppy discs to dsl, was pretty incredible. I think the rapid progress on AI over the last few years is cool too, though everything else is stagnant or regressing.
>>108760767SeaCHAD here, look down when I walk by you, FAGgyptian.
>>108760394I'm 999% convinced this shit trend started with the 3DS XL not including a charger.Everyone accepted it like fucking cucks and here we fucking are.
>>108760689a brick in europe/us they work in shenzen just fine
>>108760740>strange amount of detail in inappropriate placesI think that's the biggest tell when something is AI now that it doesn't make stiff stupid mistakes like extra fingers. The AI doesn't prioritise the important parts of the image and gloss over the rest. Everything is given equal attention and detail which subconsciously you know is weird.
bait thread
>>108760690Allow me to hijack this fucking post to ask something, what if we made the Amiga awesome?So here's what I came up with (consider we fire Irving Gould in 1985):>in 1986, forget about the fucking 500 and the 1000, instead release the Amiga Maria which is a 399 computer with the same amount of RAM, meant to replace the Commodore 64>also release Amiga Maria Pro and Amiga Maria Studio (Amiga 2000 replacements)>contact Acorn and ask to buy a stake in ARM>contact SGI and work on polygon rasterization and parallel computing, the Amiga graphics and sound are a dead end but they can get ahead of the curve early>work with either BSD or on their own to make AmigaOS be a UNIX-like OS, it shouldn't be too difficult considering they fucking made it from scratch>release the new raster polygon graphics and sound in a consolidated card called Freya with an open source API meant for PC compatibles to adopt>in 1990, release the new ARM powered Amiga Chloe (all amiga computers have female names now) with Freya 1.2 built in>forget about the fucking amiga cd32 or all that shit, if they do this, by 1995, they can release an Amiga Gala, a 12MB CD ROM console with Freya support meaning it'd absolutely FUCK the playstation and nintendo, developers like EA, DMA, Naughty Dog Signosis etc would stick to Amiga architecture by this point, meaning it'd get massive support specially in Europe>make the Amiga Gala console work with AOL through broadband, add achievements, leaderboards, online turn based RPG?what do you guys think? besides how much of a faggot I am for writing this much, and coming up with retarded concepts like this
>>108760394>Geting nostalgic about the times after the headphone jack/auxiliary cord were forced outZoomers get the rope
>>108760394Square screen without notches. Physical home button. No hideous camera tumors. Actually looks good, rather than ugly abomination.
>>108760394I know that feel.I only buy a new phone when my current phone stops getting security updates.And I'm not excited to get it, don't even care if my package is delayed for example.Only tech I got somewhat excited about recently was my "8K" OLED VR headset.And lack of content cooled my excitement since.If a much better VR headset comes out I don't think I'll even upgrade.
>>108760866Nobody is going to read all that shit.Go find an irl friend to listen to you rant
>>108760689The leader of a jeet cartel in UK was arrested some days ago for organizing over 100 people to steal iPhones, cover them in aluminium to block their signal, and send them to China where people pay up to $5000 for an iPhone that doesn't have the CCP's filters preinstalled.
>>108760394It's completely fine as long as the price is lowered by the missing accessories. If only...
>>108762727>price is loweredyou will pay for the privilege of reducing your corporate overlords carbon footprint
smartphones are for retarded niggercattle
>>108760394Modern phones are so much better than the garbage from 2015 with 16gb of space, potato quality camera the second lighting isnât perfect and fucking mini usb / lightning instead of usb c>>108760419I donât live in a culturally enriched neighborhood or go to the ghetto so itâs not a concern
>>108760433Fuck you and fuck 56k
>>108760433Looks like Bam Margera or whatever his name was. I remember a clip where he inflated a rubber boat inside a lambo. They did a lot of dumb shit.
>>108760394they should be sold seperatly there's no argument to selling them together. people forget that the practice of selling them together comes from a time where every phone company had its own proprietery connector.i had a sony ericsson phone and the only charger and headphones i could use with it are a special sony ericsson one so bundling them together was a nonbrainer almost no one buying a phone had a compatible charger or earbuds. right now 95%+ of people buying new phones have existing earbuds and a charger that are compatible with it so you're just generating e-waste and increasing the price of every product
>>108760394>@techtoddler
>>108760419>can't have an orange phone because violent subhumans will steal it>"Hmm... there's a lesson to be learned here... but what is it...?">"Wait, I know!">"Orange phones are bad!"
>>108760689Parts. A few investigations have been done and found they end up at disassembly companies in China to be end up on the parts market. The same thing also happens with cars where they get stolen in the US or Europe and then end up in East Europe or South America.
>>108764322It's Bam. With a Sony VX1000 and Century MK1 Fisheye.
>>108760433Late 2000s were still pretty cool since phones were smart but not too smart yet and nobody really used the internet on their phones because the webpages were so shitty in their mobile version.
We need to go back.I just wish there was sunspot so strong it would interfere with electronics. It happened before.
>>108760767I was 420 million years old in 2015.We had it all in the Early Devonian.Everything after the first tetrapods was already dystopian.We had it all 390 million years ago before Elpistostegalia lost its fins and began to develop limbs.Great times.
>>108760394dont forget to like and subscribe nad follow my twitter for more EPIC ai memes sirs!
>>108760866so basically, except for the console shit, what if amiga were apple?amiga was already awesome in its time. you're completely missing the reason why they failed.
>>108764465>HE FELL FOR THE SOUPget's me every time
>>108761289what a load of bullshit
>>108764388>>108760419Kek
>>108765321shut the fuck up you weak bitch
>>108761289There is zero reason to steal them then. It only exposes you to tremendous risk. And why does it have to be an iphone anyway? Just buy cheap androids. I call bs.
>>108766570
>>108760416spbp
>>108760483cuck mentality
I lost interest in smartphones when the physical keyboard died.
>>108760394>we really had it allthey're the same picture idiot
>>108766604you know you can just get a usbc dongle right
>>108764387>apple easily mogs competition every yearsatania posters on suicide watch
>>108760483uhhearbuds-charger-usb cable
>>108760394bb10 won
>>108767244>retards buy retarded toyswew
>>108766465why did they failed? was it the baggage of the Commodore 64? the fact they didn't bring any of the Amiga tech to the PC compatibles? firing Irving Gould is 100% the most important thing to keep it alive
>>108767409>retards buy retarded toysyeah when something is bad it usually sells well
>>108764388Jamal is God's punishment for being an iToddler.
>>108767274made me haha. take my gold >>108767274 >>108767274 >>108767274 >>108767274
>>108766604Something like that was my first smartphone I owned. I never even used the physical keyboard. That is when I realized I dont even need it.
>>108760433for me, it was the nokia phones era, I am talking about j2me games, wap browsing to download j2me games, and web forums to download more j2me games
https://youtu.be/oFIMxRUAzQ8
>>108760433Isn't he using a Mac here?
>>108766604This (Clicks Power Keyboard) thing exists, but they seem to be behind schedule, and I've never seen their other products in real life.
>>108760433>>108760471I was 24 in 2015TV was mostly garbage, AAA games were becoming cash cows for GAS for graphics cards and other pc accessories, with the Wii fallen out of fashion and console gaming going online, going over to friends houses to play multiplayer games was dead. I feel you Gen x'ers and early millenials had the timing for tech, since you guys got to experience it when it still had a lot of mystique. Us 90s millienials, while our childhoods and early teen years still had it, we were the first guinea pigs for social media (Myspace was a thing during my teen years).
