What happens if I press that button
nerve gas is released
>>108761175It's a copilot so remember to put the airplane mode on before pressing it
>>108761175It would be extremely painful
AI Features are so funny to me cause a single key press incurs retarded amounts of money at the remote hope they might upsell you on something later.Like imagine if iTunes had launched their service with a function that let you obtain a bag of hand roasted coffee with every song purchase in the hope of destroying Starbucks once their iCafe launches and people are already addicted.
>>108761175Your sphincter opens.
>>108761175Every light in a small town in Nebraska dims for a few seconds and 500 gallons of potable water evaporates.
it doesn't work as intended since it's made by microsoft
>>108761175A polar bear suffers
>>108761175what button?
>>108761175It immediately opens a stream of your desktop on an FBI agent's screen.
>>108761175Can I disable this shit? I have never pressed it intentionally.
>>108761182This.
>>108761576lol>No.
>>108761175boom
>>108761175it installs anydesk and connects an indian tech support worker to your pc
>>108761175Brings up the search menu for me.
>>108761190You're a large model
>>108761190POV - end of an era when no one replies to this reference
>>108761175you'll redeem the card
>>108761175It censors your content.
What happens if youj press this one?
>>108761631lying faggot
>>108761175nothing that exciting since powertoys maps it back to a ctrl button as god intended
>>108762270For you.
>>108761175I really hope this isnt permanent because I refuse to get a laptop/keyboard with a dedicated slop button.
>>108761175Windows key+Shift+F23
>>108761175You expect it ti be CTRL because you memory muscled it for quick code traversal, instead annoying popups open up and make you mad, and the manufacturer is a fucking utter imbecile who didn't think to add an option in BIOS to make it work like CTRL.
>>108762620>The global elite button
>>108761175Mine ipens the search menu from Start.
>>108764230but it used to be the completely useless context button? not control
>>108764356A lot of manufacturers removed both that and the right ctrl
>>108761175It issues a Win + Shift + F24 macro or something
>>108761175you get a lot of slop from microslop
>>108761175>+1 AI engagementGiving microsoft reason to rape the OS even more."99% of our users use copilot!", ofcourse not counting to 98% of accidental presses.
>>108764496theyre copying apple despite apple being optimised for the apple operating systembut its still in favour of a 60% ish layout with cursor keys, sounds like a good deal to me
>>108764747No, the reason is that they're fucking lazy and didn't want to change production lines.See they already had altr gr and ctrl, but since MS added the slop requirement and they were lazy they just switched the ctrl key for a shitty copilot key.I don't know how much it costs shrinking the spacebar a bit to add one more, but he joos gotta joos.
>>108761175The context menu opens.If it doesn't, your OS is misconfigured.
>>108764801what? are you schizophrenic?try to respond to what i actually wrote instead of your own straw man
>>108764868Apple has no siri button replacing important keys.Therefore they are not copying Apple in replaceing ctrl with copilot.I'm complaining about MS autism in pressuring manufacturer to include a deidcated Copilot button, and lazy manufacturers, choosing to remove the right ctrl key, which is a basic human right, and replacing it with a mentally challenged useless key.
>>108761190>and what is next step of your master plan?>crashing this Windows
>>108765201apple never had a right control key because the apple operating system barely uses controland yes, the siri key replaced an important key, the keyboard backlight brightness keys
>>108761175mustard gas happens>>108761182also this, fpbp
>>108761175It's just super+shift+f23
>>108761576Install Gentoo
>>108761175an indian remotes into your machinealso, more or less, this >>108761182
>>108761182Fippy Bippy.>>108761187But the copilot has been incapacitated by the salmon dinner!
>>108761175it would be extremely painful.
>>108765347>they need one of us in the event log, thread
>>10876117520 Terabytes CP in the hard drive button
>>108761175it opens the End menu
