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What happens if I press that button
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nerve gas is released
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>>108761175
It's a copilot so remember to put the airplane mode on before pressing it
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>>108761175
It would be extremely painful
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AI Features are so funny to me cause a single key press incurs retarded amounts of money at the remote hope they might upsell you on something later.

Like imagine if iTunes had launched their service with a function that let you obtain a bag of hand roasted coffee with every song purchase in the hope of destroying Starbucks once their iCafe launches and people are already addicted.
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>>108761175
Your sphincter opens.
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>>108761175
Every light in a small town in Nebraska dims for a few seconds and 500 gallons of potable water evaporates.
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it doesn't work as intended since it's made by microsoft
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>>108761175
A polar bear suffers
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>>108761175
what button?
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>>108761175
It immediately opens a stream of your desktop on an FBI agent's screen.
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>>108761175
Can I disable this shit? I have never pressed it intentionally.
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>>108761182
This.
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>>108761576
lol
>No.
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>>108761175
boom
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>>108761175
it installs anydesk and connects an indian tech support worker to your pc
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>>108761175
Brings up the search menu for me.
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>>108761190
You're a large model
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>>108761190
POV - end of an era when no one replies to this reference
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>>108761175
you'll redeem the card
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>>108761175
It censors your content.
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What happens if youj press this one?
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>>108761631
lying faggot
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>>108761175
nothing that exciting since powertoys maps it back to a ctrl button as god intended
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>>108762270
For you.
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>>108761175
I really hope this isnt permanent because I refuse to get a laptop/keyboard with a dedicated slop button.
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>>108761175
Windows key+Shift+F23
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>>108761175
You expect it ti be CTRL because you memory muscled it for quick code traversal, instead annoying popups open up and make you mad, and the manufacturer is a fucking utter imbecile who didn't think to add an option in BIOS to make it work like CTRL.
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>>108762620
>The global elite button
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>>108761175
Mine ipens the search menu from Start.
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>>108764230
but it used to be the completely useless context button? not control
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>>108764356
A lot of manufacturers removed both that and the right ctrl
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>>108761175
It issues a Win + Shift + F24 macro or something
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>>108761175
you get a lot of slop from microslop
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>>108761175
>+1 AI engagement
Giving microsoft reason to rape the OS even more.
"99% of our users use copilot!", ofcourse not counting to 98% of accidental presses.
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>>108764496
theyre copying apple despite apple being optimised for the apple operating system
but its still in favour of a 60% ish layout with cursor keys, sounds like a good deal to me
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>>108764747
No, the reason is that they're fucking lazy and didn't want to change production lines.

See they already had altr gr and ctrl, but since MS added the slop requirement and they were lazy they just switched the ctrl key for a shitty copilot key.

I don't know how much it costs shrinking the spacebar a bit to add one more, but he joos gotta joos.
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>>108761175
The context menu opens.
If it doesn't, your OS is misconfigured.
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>>108764801
what? are you schizophrenic?
try to respond to what i actually wrote instead of your own straw man
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>>108764868
Apple has no siri button replacing important keys.
Therefore they are not copying Apple in replaceing ctrl with copilot.

I'm complaining about MS autism in pressuring manufacturer to include a deidcated Copilot button, and lazy manufacturers, choosing to remove the right ctrl key, which is a basic human right, and replacing it with a mentally challenged useless key.
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>>108761190
>and what is next step of your master plan?
>crashing this Windows
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>>108765201
apple never had a right control key because the apple operating system barely uses control

and yes, the siri key replaced an important key, the keyboard backlight brightness keys
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>>108761175
mustard gas happens
>>108761182
also this, fpbp
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>>108761175
It's just super+shift+f23
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>>108761576
Install Gentoo
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>>108761175
an indian remotes into your machine
also, more or less, this >>108761182
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>>108761182
Fippy Bippy.

>>108761187
But the copilot has been incapacitated by the salmon dinner!
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>>108761175
it would be extremely painful.
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>>108765347
>they need one of us in the event log, thread
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>>108761175
20 Terabytes CP in the hard drive button
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>>108761175
it opens the End menu



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