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>>108765710
nigga he died a thousand years ago

>>108765733
:joy_emoji:

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>>108765710
just suspend your account when you're not actively looking for a job

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>>108765710
You and me both

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I'm never going to join that site even if I'm looking for work. I will not submit to that humiliation

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>I spilled coffee today
>But it taught me Leadership

>>108766062
Man now I'm curious as to why people write like that

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>>108765710
check out https://ww.unlinked.com
its way better, you basically build a profile, and it automatically doesn't allow you to do any social networking, none.

>>108766071
big words impress small brains

>>108765710
this but also recruiters in general
if they were actually good in getting people jobs I wouldn’t be in my current situation

>>108766071
There's an entire subR for linkedinlunatics

>>108766064
Same, never made one. Will I be screwed if I lose my current job ?

>>108765710
it's remarkable how fucking stupid 99.99999% of humanity is for not just willingly using, but outright requiring this datamining facebook 2.0 professional dogshit

>>108770501
Its totally useless for getting jobs anyway (usi g their bullshir search). The best part is being able to use it as a contact list of sorts of people you dont really have another way of reaching, but the networking is done in the real world anyway.

>>108766069
Not bad but change household to "domestic"

>>108766064
>>108770501
BASED

>>108766064
you will once savings run dry
you'll even upload your passport to get (((verified)))

>>108766053
no need. you won't get any unsolicited offers in 2026AD anyway.

>>108765710
same, I just look for job offers in a local newspaper.

My former coworker wrote something to the effect of "on vacation" on his bio as a euphemism for being unemployed.

>>108765710
linkedgoy is literally a vax case scenario

LinkedIn is one of the most useless job boards, hiring managers literally trash applications they get from LinkedIn.
It has the lowest apply -> interview conversation rates.

The job boards are terrible too, full of scammy useless ai trainers that'll give you a fake interview and assignment, then won't hire or pay you for submissions.
Then there's all the companies that repost the same fake jobs to make it look like they're growing

I hope linkedin gets legally fucked one day. They run fake job ad jeet mills all to collect IDs and other documents. linkedin itself is in on this operation.

I love it, it's like an even boomerer, more detached version of your grandpa's facebook feed. It borders on the deranged.

>>108768503
And it's not even hosted on the world wide web, just the wide web. Incredible.

>>108770077
I've seen that, seem to be idiots reacting in anger to clearly satirical posts.

>>108771531
You're a literal "future drone food" scenario, Alenka.

>>108766064
I did an IT course for a certificate as I am trying to get a job and they asked us to make one so I made a bare ones one and I am a very paranoid person that uses zero social media I but my first name and my birthday on it and it asked for passport and so I deleted it immediately and will never use it again same way I will never use any social media website.

I can't believe people freely give out so much information about themselves to a website that makes it all public.

Blows my mind.

>>108766064
>Humiliation
And what exactly would that be? You just need to have a profile listing your education and work experience. That's it. I get offers from recruiters almost every week, and I am not even looking for work.

>>108771885
Nobody gives a shit about your info, you autistic twat.

>>108771934
Lemming.

Go back to licking boot and sucking cock you absolute goycattle spastick.

>>108771934
Data brokers do
Want to cover a gap between jobs by adjusting some dates? Well now you can't

>>108766053
>xir has a linkedin account
good goy

>>108771426
Nice projection, fag.

>>108771901
>offers from recruiters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
You DO know it's chatgpt, right? And once you reply they'll say
>please submit your application to our website
which is just cold application that'll be drowned by billions of indian applications written by chatgpt, right?

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