the new OP maker just makes these threads out of bad faith now huh

>>108768411
what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw that video and picked it because it's cute
fucking loser

>>108768416
You need new glasses.

>>108768411
You get what you pay for
Enjoy your open source threads

>>108768387
pretty sure she didn't take that bite

>>108768387
dumb bitch didnt even bite into it.

>>108768513
how are you supposed to stay skinny and cute?

>>108768513
Good, I don't want my waifu to eat goyslop

>wfh
>toddler walks in and hands me a cookie, leaves
The office is soulless

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>live with my stupid bitch grandma (dad lets me live in one of his spare properties as long as I pay the utilities)
>every thing she does pisses me off

>today I get home
>she tells me that a letter arrived for me (I already saw it, its a credit card ad)
>dont say anything
>she keeps repeating herself until I tell her I heard her the first time
>have to stop myself from crashing out

see in my mind
>gigakike corpo sends me unsolicited advertising that I can't opt out of
>it has all my information on it so I have to shred it
>more work to do that I didn't sign up for and doesn't benefit me
>here comes my stupid bitch grandma, acting effectively as a marketing agent of the gigakike corpo company, to pester me and tell me to view the advertisement or put in the work of shredding it
>worst part is that she keeps moving the shredder every other week
am I the problem?

>>108768785
Please go post this cancer in utwg instead thx

Why do stupid faggots use generals such as this as their own personal gay ass blog?

>>108768669
Force yourself to throw up afterwards like everyone else.

108768785
>"grandma its fine - dont worry about it, I will handle it"
Dont throw a sissy fit about it you utter weenie lmao

>infra team keeps making "improvements" that require env updates
>don't document anything
>get all uppity when you ask why the thing broke
>"um it's not broken, we discussed this required change at our scrum 3 months ago which your team isn't invited to"

Got an offer with a contractor.

pros
>good benefits
>sponsored for Security Clearance, opening up future opportunities

cons
>Salary isn't the best
>I would have to move my family

What would you do? I'm not exactly getting offers thrown at my feet these days

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>>108769094
Can you expand on "great benefits"?

I was obviously referring to the gay poster above me, but I wasn't about to give him a you, and I won't give you one either

>>108769106
Free masala mondays

>>108769106
Health insurance, mostly.

>>108769094
would really depend on the move. is it to an objectively worst/higher col city? are you moving really far away from existing friends/extended family that you depend on for shit now? is your wife employed and gonna have to quit her job for the move and get mired in the unemployment shit storm? are you currently unemployed or just trying to leave?

>>108769151
>cost of living
about the same as my current location
>moving from family
this is the biggest sticking point for my wife. She's a stay at home mom
>Unemployed?
No, just want to move up in my career

Imagine being a furfag nigger who doesnt even have A+ Net+ Sec+. Stay poor while we invent the modern era with Code alone.

2.5MM TC (i started my own startup using audio to transmit data)

>>108769023
brain damage from furfaggotry

>>108768785
Your so gay and poor its fucking embarrassing for the species. Imagine not debtmaxxing. Literally just take the free credit card run it to max and BNPL and EWA the payments. It is literally so fucking easy

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>>108769241
im not "furfag" but i have the same schizo calling me this on occasion (this reply is my first in this thread)
>Stay poor
what would you consider "poor"?
>while we invent the modern era with Code alone
What did you invent, all by yourself?
>i started my own startup using audio to transmit data
According to a quick google search, you didnt invent this

>put out ad for junior techs
>the only requirement is "reliable transportation"
>every applicant comes in with some clapped out civic or ranger or golf
>one faggot came in in a fucking tercel

What is wrong with zoomers? If your serious about Tech you should have the necessary tools. How fucking hard is it to own a truck? AT LEAST a fucking 250 van.

>>108769304
>According to a quick google search, you didnt invent this
It has literally never been done before data is transmitted over the internet not in audio My company is sitting on a 1tn idea. We even solved the EW it is 100% secure even without blockchain no one else has ever done this.

>transmitting data over sound
also called talking

>>108769334
>erm why don't the zoomers that have to pay $2000 in rent a month and work for $15 an hour have a brand new f250 like the one I bought off my stocks?
its a mystery
have you tried paying them money

>share screenshot of API response on test environment with colleague as part of debugging
>they go speak to their project manager
>who goes to speak to the program manager
>I need to perform an "investigation" into the controls on API responses in production
They could have asked "will it be like this in prod?" and I could have explained the difference between prod vs. non-prod environments
Never trusting that colleague again

>>108769356
Racism is against the rules

>>108769352
Normies are retarded and dont realize that if the user doesnt put &DEBUG=1 into the URL they cant access all the data, who tf would put &DEBUG=1 into the URL

>>108769360
You are poor.

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>>108769356
Wow!

>>108769374
Your poor and dont understand Tech. I am revolutioning the Data Industry by transmitting and storing data on audio. Have fun wasting your life. Editing wikipedia articles to "btfo" actual geniuses. LMAOing at your life retarded poor.

>>108769334
only women and faggots actually care about the price and quality of cars
the jews have already corrupted them into goy enslavement tools

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>>108768387
what animal is the changese eating?

>>108769383
cars are the only way to have actual Freedom and Reliability

Cities are designed for cars not for walking, sorry you're a retard who hates Tech because xhe doesnt understand Tech

>>108769340
>It has literally never been done before data is transmitted over the internet not in audio
then why does the concept have its own wikipedia page? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_data_transmission
>>108769345
>also called talking
I too, can communicate without interception by speaking gibberish
>>108769356
>We are revolutionizing data by transmitting it over sound waves.
use case?
>Pure 1s and 0s that define the world and It is 100% secure literally just attenuate the wave to make sure no one but the recipient can listens.
are you under the impression that CCTV security is secure too?
>Stay poor
You have yet to answer my question as to what 'poor' is
>because you weren't as smart as me to come up with this 1tn idea
Is 1 trillion in your pocket? Did you work with others on it? You always sound like a pretentious cunt but these posts really take the cake

>>108769374
>>108769396
looks like we saw the same article lol
>>108769380
>Editing wikipedia articles to "btfo" actual geniuses.
Wiki articles retain history you braindead mong, you can see what, if anything changed

>>108769389
It's called a "Burger" -- like a split bao, but messy and unrefined, encapsulating a nation's violent past.

>>108769402
>>108769374

Shut the fuck up retard. Don't you have a ship to fix when your not here or are you NEET?

>>108769402
You're a furry though

Why would I listen to you

>>108769393
if cities are designed for cars, then i should be able to park my car wherever i want and sleep in it without being harassed by the police.
america worships cars and scours the land with roads, but people aren't even afforded this one simple right.

>>108769350
He posts it in every thread for epic (you)s, stop responding

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>>108769441
Yeah,he mixes it up, usually talks about coming in on a scooter instead of civic

>>108769409
you replied to two different people. I'm the first person and my job has nothing to do with ships
>>108769421
>You're a furry though
no im not. Prove it

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>>108769426
You can though.
You're getting hassled by police because you're a poorfag homeless faggot who has to sleep in a car instead of a condo.

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>>108769455
>Prove it
This is literally you.

>>108769465
>This is literally you.
Its literally not you hallucinating sperg. Dear lord you make more shit up than chatgpt

>>108769350
Imagine owning an F-250 instead of an F-150 Denali.

>>108769463
you're a useful goy aren't you?
police will harass anybody who tries to sleep in their cars. property owner jews don't like it when the goys aren't buying their overpriced homes, so they lobbied the government to harass people who try to use the roads they pay their taxes to construct and maintain.

men should be able to live in their cars freely. it's the only way we can stop private equity jews from taking over the entire real estate market.

>>108769396
>Is 1 trillion in your pocket?
yes i own a company worth 1 trillion

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Now that i think about it, you claim "this is literally you" which is a hallucination, its not my post
You also claim you are some genius who invented a 1 trillion dollar idea when info on this "invention" of your is easily discoverable online. Is all you ever do is hallucinate? Jesus christ man, when is the last time you've seen a psychiatrist or a shrink, or is your unemployment preventing you from doing that?

>>108769478
>men should be able to live in their cars freely.
You are so gay and poor. Buy a condo. Your car is literally the most important thing you own it is for getting to and from work. Stop sleeping in it that is not what it's for.

>>108769484
t. has no A+ no Net+ no Sec+

>>108769486
you value a car so much, yet you still don't realize that it holds immense value once it frees you from the rent jew.
the amount of money you save from giving in to the house jew is so great that it exceeds the extra wear and risk you take from using your car as an accommodation.

>>108769490
>t. has no A+ no Net+ no Sec+
name one time i attempted to acquire either of those certs (pro tip: i never bothered to attempt it)
and furthermore, give me a reason why those would help me for my specific role which i've held for the past 5 years (and what that role is, since your obviously hallucinating (again) in regards to why i might need those certs)

>>108769497
You never tried because you are literally too stupid for A+ Net+ Sec+. You do not even have Clearance you will never have a job you never had a job hobo furfaggot.

>>108769441
>>108769465
LMAOOOOOOO

>>108768669
Be born with skinny genetics

>>108769504
>You never tried because you are literally too stupid for A+ Net+ Sec+
incorrect, i never tried because i didnt feel like i needed them
>You do not even have Clearance
I used to have a Secret clearance (US) since I was MOS 25U but operating as a 25B
>you will never have a job you never had a job
i've been gainfully employed since I was 14, i think my longest lapse in unemployment in the past 2 decades only lasted 10 months or so
>hobo furfaggot
I own the home i live in

>>108768740
based toddler

>>108769524
Lmao it is navy furfag CONFIRMED enjoy forever prison because you lost your Clearance for having sex with animals.

>>108769533
>Lmao it is navy furfag CONFIRMED
i was never in the navy and im still not a "furfag"
>enjoy forever prison because you lost your Clearance
Like i said, im still employed...

Is this what you do when you hate your life a lot, you just make shit up about other people and claim you are a genius with a 1TN idea? Honestly kind of sad, i hope you get well soon

>>108769404
shit english AND triggered.

hello yellow roastie.

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>>108768669
>cherrpicks a gook with plastic surgeries and cosplay make up
>still ugly as shit
>affirms it by spamming it's cute thinking it'll make it cute

every time

>did extremely poorly in highschool
>got into a meme degree like comms
>charmed my way into being a product owner
>be the best product owner on my job


not having autism is the only skill I have

it's literally one mentally ill retard that pretends to be like 3 different people and replies back and forth to himself holy shit
this general was slow as fuck getting 4 pph just an hour ago and now its a dump of 40 posts in 50 minutes

>>108769599
Hey I posted something and no one has replied:^[

>>108769599
>it's literally one mentally ill retard that pretends to be like 3 different people
is that your 1TN idea or maybe you can consider the possibility thats its actually 3 different people

Is this really the thread were using?

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every night I do the daily 15 minute shame ritual and update my job hunting spreadsheet for the 6-7 companies that sent me rejection emails each day

>>108769599
He doesn't pretend to be 3 people. He maintains the same insane style between all of his posts. He just posts, forgets his own posts, and responds to himself.

I can't wait for him to be deported back to India any faster.

>>108769956
Yeah but it's easy to tell so I just mentally filter him out.

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>>108770003

I can't wait for AI to take all our jobs and then instead of UBI we all get free monthly compute credits to OpenAI products, as envisioned by Sam Altman

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I have sent out 150 applications in the last 17 days
I have gotten ~35 rejections (possibly a lot more because most don't even send emails)
I have received one OA, and a recruiter reached out to me with a survey (still waiting to hear back)

the year is 2050. bright 18 year old students are enrolling in ungrad degrees for prompt engineering and jestergooning majors.

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Today I hit $1m net worth

>>108765941
>>108769603
>>108769608
need help

>>108769954
just take the neetpill buddy.
Its only going to get worse

>>108767086
>>108767086
>>108767086
Help?

>>108768387
>MAKUDONARUDO

>>108770093
2050? more like 2035

>>108770170
>lower than min wage
I wouldn't.

>4 hour commute
>8 to 20
LMAO, what the fuck? that's 12hrs a day.

tell your parents to stop being such dirty jewish scum, and ask them to at least help pay the rent in the city or some shit if they want you to work there. that way you benefit from their money and get the opportunity to start your own independent life and find a better job there. though like the other anon said, you'll end up burning out.

How are you chuds preparing for your inevitable perma-unemployment?

>>108770255
Buying what I want while I can before I'm forced into permanent gig work like the other 50% of america.

>>108770170
lmao im in basically the same situation and i took the job (but with half the commute) and it's absolute hell
if you dont have debt and can survive without the job, don't take it
it's terrible.

>>108770198
studying the wire is not a waste, anon.

>>108768785
She's trying to help you, juste say "ah thanks ok" and move with your life. Learn to lie and smooth things up it's a basic skill that'll make your life a lot easier.

>>108770255
Nothing, really.
Im sure everything will work out though lol

praying a mexican in his 2002 chevy silverado cuts me off in traffic tomorrow and my car explodes so I can get isekai'd as a 6'2 looksmaxxer

Mexicans all have 2023 Ford 250 superduties with extended beds paid for by the Biden administration though

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every one of my coworkers is from india or pakistan i am the only white man or woman in the office

>>108770293
But will it deliver me employment?

>>108770376
indirectly, yes. employment is an act of god in 2026. many will be called, few are chosen.

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I am a 130 iq stable genius (tested). Companies should literally be begging to have me work for them. It is a calamitous disaster that I am sitting at home filling out shitty workday job applications and doomscrolling instead of working on AI or palantir kill systems or quantum computers or whatever.

>>108770443
are you msft cafe man and you got laid off or are you a different frog poster

>>108770449
I am a different frogposter

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>>108769389

>>108770487
This is anti-semitic. How are poor hasidics in NYC going to live if we don't have 15 year feasibility studies

>>108770443
>self proclaimed 130 iq
>posts frog
ngmi. better luck next time, froggo.

>>108770478
what about their high-speed snail?

Call me a killjoy but I'm not a fan of EOFY parties
My idea of a good time isn't being surrounded by colleagues on a Friday evening with presentations, long speeches, and then eventually some drinks

>>108770165
Pathetic

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>>108770512
This one?

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>>108770497
LMAO no idea!

new job hunting idea:
>move to sf
>sit at a popular cafe all day with a macbook
>pretend to be vibe coding like 7 different apps at once
>wait until someone approaches me and asks what im doing
>rizz them up for a job

>>108770591
You probably rizz them up in the glory hole stall, huh

>>108770617
why are all gen x / millennials such degenerate freaks?

zoomers:
>hey guys i thought up this funny idea to land a job

gen x / millennials:
>gay sex. sucking mens penises.
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>108768740
Absolutely. I'm in one day a week and it's retarded. Nothing more gets done, I work while I travel to and from by tethering to my mobile and waste a day in the city.
I love my kids. I finish work, do a brief run to get some frustration out, if there's 10 minutes I lay down in the quiet, then it's full on dad mode until they're down around 9pm.
I spend lunch doing pretend picnics or watching a Batman cartoon or pulling out the mini trampoline.
>>108768785
>Mentally ill grandson comes home
>Dread telling him he's got mail, do it anyway
>He doesn't make a sound. Can't tell if he's home behind his eyes
>Try again politely
>He eventually responds to tell me he was intentionally ignoring me, looks like a vein is going to pop out of his head
He will kill me one day soon, I know it.

>>108770642
zoomers:
>hehe I made a gay idea
>teehee, you're so funny

gen x / millenials:
>hehe I made a gay idea
>faggot

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Will the cute content director with 15+ yoe that sits behind me ever date a chud engineer like me?

>>108770650
OK Boomer.

>>108770591
the problem is that everyone else is doing that and none of them know what they're doing nor will people ever care what they're doing

>>108770487
Fellow gweilos, how to do we respond? ;_;

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>>108769484
Furry always switching it up and defending himself through same faggotry. Embarrassing. don't you have scooters to shill on /O/ ?

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He always loves spouting out how other people need to take medication. Homeless furries only medication is HIV/Lithium and heroin.

>>108770786
>>108769524
I used to have a Secret clearance (US)
Both of these speak about having a clearance but not having it now. Its easy to tell who spam's the same faggotry all the time.

Bro is auditing 4chan posters
HAVE SEX
YOU WILL REGRET THIS MEMORY YOU ARE CRATING

>coworkers always up late working, trying to fix that last bug
>go on new parent leave for 3 months
>come back and no one is ever up late, team communication seems way down, even with an upcoming major release
I think it's two reasons, both caused by AI. No one needs to collaborate anymore, just tell the AI agent to do the thing. Second, no one is motivated because worry we're just gonna get fired for AI

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We live in a society

>>108768785
>endless buzzwords
>hating on family
Christ you are fucking pathetic. Family goes out of their way to help you and instead of being grateful you talk shit. Kill yourself in real life, fucking selfish retard.

>>108770973
>bragging about being matched to bots
Anon, I...

>>108770290
what kind of job? same kind of do-everything admin-PR-coordination-operation type of job?
i still have to take the job regardless. i've been unemployed for a year and did nothing with my time. not even hobby projects like drawing or learning japanese.

>and ask them to at least help pay the rent in the city
they wont. i tried this during their last offered job (same type of thing) back in early 2025 and all my mom said "use your connections, talk to people there!" i talked to some higher up if i could get some kind of boarding house with others but they say no.

>>108768785
>Update
>Killed my family and posted it on facebook live
Your parents/grandparents are trying to help you. Hell right now i go out of my way to help my parents as much as they have helped me.

>>108768387
she needs my cum

can you make $75k-$125k eventually despite having only experience in general affairs/communication/digital marketing/administration? as i hit 25 and havent got a tech job yet so far, my parents pushed me in their direction. they can only help this way.

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>>108769504
>>108769524
>>108769533
>>108769548
>>108770791
Why can't you get this job? It's ezpz because no jeets.

This shit is so funny
https://x.com/HomefrontBeacon/status/2051815094057623600/

>>108771044
Why do you think there wouldn't be jeets? I interviewed at booz Allen for a top secret clearance job helping the fbi and the interviewer was an accented up jeeta

>>108768387
how do people keep a kitchen like that clean? It would be quickly filled with dust if I kept my things like that.

>>108769340
did it in university implementing ofdm wasn't hard at all. We got like 10mb/s for a very shitty piezo setup in water.

>>108771209
Clean dishes by hand everyday and wipe down with soap/water on a hand towel. Easy. You can go further by moving stuff around weekly if you got stuff stuck on the counters. I also live in a dusty place.

>>108771209
Dust comes form lack of use and/or lack of air circulation.

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I don't know if that has a name, but suddenly I got no clue what actually anything around me means for past half hour.
It's like every cmd looks like
>xfblegothon -d -c git --nobit -jj -second:part:24533 -vvv --kkkk playbook.yml ---- $(git pull baremetal | awk sed)& code; goes there && echo done
Am I having a stroke?
Or is it normal on higher level? Is this curable without any projectibles or ropes or portals of any form?

hi @anon

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finally landed a devops role after literally 6 months of linkedin torture, i have never had a tech job before and spent the last 6 years smoking weed and trading crypto

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what is it with tech jobs and worthless fucking meetings
>hey sit in this 30 minute meeting so you can say two sentences at some point during the meeting
>dont forget to keep your camera on and hide your boredom otherwise you'll get a spanking from a hr stacy

>>108769599
there was a time he got banned and literally like 35% of a 300 post thread vanished

dude needs to kill himself. unironically.

what the fuck did they do to teams
holding down a key doesn't work anymore
watching a youtube video still works but will put you to "away" after 5mins
it even changed to away when I was in a meeting just listening to my boomer coworker spout nonsense and didn't move my mouse for 5mins
time to buy an external jiggler I guess
or a wristwatch

>>108771730
Have you tried playing a image as a video on a perma loop?

>>108771777
it will always change to idle with no input for 5mins
I haven't tried the
>join a meeting with yourself
method because it's the only thing that would even be noticeable by someone else (we are not tracked at all)
and I also don't wanna try the power point presentation thing because in teams it would say I'm presenting my screen which would make coworkers less likely to message me (I still want them to message me)
I guess I'll try the watch thing first and if that doesn't work I'll just have to accept the idle icon

>>108771796
just have a powershell script running in the background quickly toggling capslock on and off every 5 minutes

"tech workers" my ass, excel warriors more like

>>108771796
Windows does have an alarm feature if you fuck with it you can have it setup to go off every 3 mins. That might meet the requirements.

>>108771813
>just have a powershell script running
that also has the potential to send a trigger to IT if you keep fucking around in powershell, considering how locked down work laptops are
again, we aren't actively tracked but if I actually trigger something by doing retarded shit like that they might start looking
I know of a guy who got caught because his method of spamming a letter in word bugged out and caused 100% cpu load for hours (thanks to jeet coding probably) while he was away, which sent an alert to his IT department

>>108771815
I'll try that or do the youtube/windows player thing
the idle icon isn't THAT bad since this is mostly about wanting to notice new calls/messages immediately
I don't think my boss ever cared about teams status
the green icon just looked good and gave me peace of mind

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valid strat?

>>108771912
I guess if your a game dev. I always thought Blizzard missed the boat on Warcraft/Overwatch by not having more merch to sell in lieu of not making shows worth watching to sell those toys. At least for Overwatch case it would be Pg-13 but warcraft could be the more mature crowd market to sell towards.

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They just sent me one of those "anonymous" surveys about company climate (with a unique identifier on the url).
It took me about 1 min to complete it, answered everything to "yes" if multiple choice and 7/10 for ratings.
I hope that anyone in charge of reading this understands my position, that I genuinely don't give a fuck.

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>supervisor dumps a folder of 30-40 old powerpoints from 2021-2022 on me
>says they all have to be remade using the new company logo and format
>each powerpoint has 50+ slides
>I have ~two weeks (on top of all the other shit they've packed on me) to get this done
>asked claude to try and do one
>burned through all of my tokens on my pro plan (which I pay for out of pocket, company doesn't provide) on a single powerpoint and it still came out a flaming turd

I can't take this anymore
and the worst part is that everyone irl I talk to keeps trying to sell me on not quitting
I talked to my cousin yesterday and told him the job was miserable, the pay is shit, the hours are long because of the commute, they dont give me overtime (which would be miserable but would at least make me decent money), I hate what I'm doing, there's no growth potential, and this doesn't benefit my career in any way.
>yeah bro but its a stepping stone u gotta grind it out what are u gonna do, starve? Just hang on there man it will get better you gotta pay your bills bro

>>108769241
>using audio to transmit data
that's called a modem

>>108771912
my relevant skills and knowledge? well that would be my encyclopedic knowledge of rape in televised anime, of course.

This is the most hilariously retarded /twg/ I've ever seen, what the fuck is going on in here lmfao

>>108770591
>>sit at a popular cafe all day with a macbook
this is the tech WORKERS general
>>>/g/utwg

>>108772309
The cousin is objectively right no matter how stupid you ty to make him sound. How easy do you think it would be to find a new job, and if it were that easy why have you not done it yet?

Look at this thread, we have people who have been looking for 6+ months sending 100 applications a day. Can you survive that long on no income?

As always the answer is look for a new job while leeching off your current one

>>108772507
6 months no income +500 extra per month(to cover emergencies) is also the minimum savings you should have. I have 12 months and even then i feel like that's not enough. I can chew through supplies that i have stocked but it wont make that rent/mortgage payment any lower.

>>108772507
My cousin hasn't had a full time job in a decade and lives off disability.

>Can you survive that long on no income?
Yes ill leech of the government and live in abject poverty. And I would probably enjoy it more than sitting in an office with no windows and fluorescent lights above me 8 hours a day managing helpdesk tickets and meaningless compliance related tasks on word and powerpoint and excel that gets dumped on me.
Fuck you.
I have no obligation to work if it doesn't provide me with the bare minimum standard of living. I would rather live under a bridge and hunt ducks than make money for you piece of shit boomers.

>>108770783
>that image
im definitely the 1st reply, possibly the 3rd, definitely not the 4th
>don't you have scooters to shill on /O/ ?
wtf does this schizo rambling even mean, ive never been on /o/
>>108770786
1st reply is me, the 3rd reply isnt
You're still hallucinating that different people are the same person

>>108772556
Oh you're that retard, I see. Go ahead and starve then

>you dont want to do the most miserable work on earth for $20 an hour? lmao go and starve zoomie. you arent a real man, like me, who went straight to work out of high school for the equivalent of $80 an hour today.

What do you do if you suspect your direct report is burnt out but won't open up?
>Shrugs on almost every decision
>Doesn't bother researching anymore and gives a straight forward yes/no answer to anything or he'll just redirect to vendor support
>Anytime I ask him if he's got a response, it's always no.
>Dropping the ball on his daily tasks and missing stuff causing small fires. (tbf we should've made guardrails for this and he did bring it up but we didn't implement it due to politics reasons)
>When I ask him what's wrong, he says he's fine.
>Says he'll look into stuff and then doesn't respond back.

>>108772556
Working pays more than any abject no job leeching does. If you can double up with both its gucci by comparison.

>>108772563
Shut the fuck up furry.

>>108768785
yes you are the problem
fix yourself
and delete your vid related off of your device

>>108772588
If he's brown, try to get him fired
If not, and if he's only a light problem I'd try to work around him
If he's a medium problem I'd talk to him about it and try to see if we can come to a solution (he steps up, he changes jobs...)
If he's too big of a problem, report him upwards

>>108772631
He used to be a star employee. I'm only assuming it's because our projects are chaotic now and there's no goalposts. We're working on a lot of vague AI initiatives and even that's weighing on me as well.

Why would it matter if he's brown?

>>108772588
I guess you could ask him to go on vacation AND talk to a psychologist. also ask him what got him demotivated

>>108772639
>I'm only assuming it's because our projects are chaotic now and there's no goalposts
or maybe he believes he will be replaced or some shit. in that case, maybe try convincing him that he won't

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>>108772597
>Working pays more than any abject no job leeching does
boomers are so retarded

>>108772649
What the fuck are you getting paid right now to leach? Besides VA disability pays regardless if you work.

>>108772309
Using AI for powerpoint
Anon you were never going to make it in the workforce. Your best bet is to be a gas station employee. Very low IQ post.

>>108772309
I get it man. I don't know why people here are actual dweebs with this shit (probably unemployed) but employment is so soul sucking. You ever read Bullshit Jobs? It doesn't really answer your question but it at least gives context on why you feel this way. I'd say just do what you can and if it's just like 1 one ppt a day, that's all you can do (don't try to rush to do 2-3 ppt a day). Don't use your energy for this nonsense, use that energy to come join with me do an ironman.

>>108772309
You don't quit anon, you either slack off 90% of the day or make them fire you in order to get severance.

>>108772309
get a job washing dishes
your fake powerpoint job won't seem so shitty after that

>>108772649
Join the military, become a US marine infantry to get that disability easy. You get almost automatic 50% if you go special forces due to the shear amount of training.

>>108772309
>he pays some company for their product to do a job instead of telling his employer to pay for the tools OR to be reasonable with the workload
why are people such retarded cowards lmao

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>>108772605
Did you recieve a message recently? I farted incredibly loudly whilst focusing on you, im wondering if your idea of sending data transmissions over sound worked. The whole aspect of focusing on you was mostly hallucinated since i dont know who you are, but you hallucinate 24/7 and are supposedly successful with it so i thought i'd give it a try as well

>Be me
>Tasked with setting up some infrastructure
>Never done this before and told the team this and that it will be a nice new learning opportunity for me
>Researched internal documentation and other pieces of information to find out where to start.
>Found an in take form from a team that normally provisions the permissions to build out this infrastructure.
>This form is for letting you request a copy of already existing infrastructure that you can then rename and then set up for your own team's purpose.
>Get told by my team lead not to use this form since the team, for some reason, is not allowed to have more copies of this infrastructure for what ever reason.
>I get a more thorough run down on what needs to be done from here.
>Sure, as long I am being pointed in the right direction to do my job, why question it?
>Now have to do a long arduous process of simply copying text from something I am having to make a copy of to fill out fields of this new infrastructure.
>By the nature of this, I have to do this hundreds of times to make sure the new copy is complete.
>The system made it such a pain in the ass to make a copy of one item to where doing just that takes 3 minutes.
>I am a dev having to do this
>It's not even code, what the fuck.
>Spend literal days doing this and unironically start laughing like the fucking joker because it's genuinely that maddening.
>Heath Ledger should of used this as part of his method acting too.
>Only 1/6th done with this in the morning after a couple of days.
>Get told by the team lead to stop this because it turns out they CAN actually get more copies of tthis infrastructure.
>I worked over time for this but will never get paid over time.

I'm just happy it's over.
Also this thread is a shitshow, what the hell.

>>108772748
>Thinking im the sound poster
Imagine being a retarded furry. We hate you, please stop posting nonsense.

>>108772752
There's so many unemployed children here it hurts. Also I know how that feels, there's so many bad solutions implemented here because stupid business cocksuckers want to ONLY USE X TOOL AND EVERYTHING MUST REVOLVE AROUND X even though it makes no logical sense.

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>>108771912
>dude just casually showing off his power level as an anime enjoyer and not giving a shit
respect

>company announces new mandate to use Kiro ide
>no actual specifics, just 1000 credits per month
I thought I was going to avoid this but nope I suppose this fate is coming for us all.

>>108772752
>I worked over time for this
I hope you already learned a lesson.
Every single time I have to do bullshit like that I sandbag it as long as I can while getting as much people involved as I can.

>>108771209
She's making brand-deal money, so she probably hires a housecleaner.

>>108771912
Ugh default Word template is terrible ngl. The whole resume looks like ass.

>>108771936
LoL is like the biggest game in the world and it's based off a custom map in a Blizzard game. They've missed lots of boats, but they're still drowning in cash.

>>108772588
bump, do I need to put him into a PIP?

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>>108768387
love the new simple OPs. Fuck the haters. No one clicks on those smooth brain links.

>>108768416
>>108768450
I wonder if most Japanese women feel/think "I loathe this weak whore's attempts to act all cutesy wootsey. I can pierce right through that inauthentic smile and bouncing" upon seeing this. I could see this happening with white women. I don't know if Japanese women have these internal aggressions... Certainly not the Japanese milfs I hung out with in Okinawa, those stoic angels.

>>108768461
kek

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Is doing the bare minimum to avoid getting "laid off" more despicable or respectable?

Does your answer depend on the mission statement of the company? E.g. slacking off as a programmer at Amazon (corp with money from NPCs), or a Ad company (nuisance, pest) versus at Seimens (healthcare), NASA (tax payers dime)

Or is any decision ok as long as it doesn't impact colleagues and customers? Which is to say treat others how you want to be treated - don't make your boss look bad by drawing out a project because you can't go to bed on time, and don't block others' work

>>108773121
who gives a fuck the entire economy is fake and set up to extract as much wealth and resources as possible from everyone to funnel it to a small group of boomers and jews with middle managers reaping 10% if the rewards
nobody gives a shit and everyone is it in for themselves, you should do the same. we don't have a society or country.

>>108773121
used to hate people doing the bare minimum now I'm doing it because holy fuck there's no end to this. every leader in EVERY fucking company is retarded. why should you put heart and passion into someone that's fucking retarded as shit? they don't have your best interest in mind so fuck them. everyone else whose in your path can burn to the fucking ground.

What's the security equivalent of the CCNA? As in novice level but not the easiest cert possible. Something a hiring manager would want to see.

You have work in 18 minutes West Coast anon.

>>108773144
>used to hate people doing the bare minimum
why?

>>108773138
>to funnel it to a small group of boomers and jews
the richer ones are tech bro faggots

>>108773148
>What's the security equivalent of the CCNA?
https://roadmap.sh/cyber-security
there are multiple paths, defensive (blue team, intelligence, analysis, ...) and offensive (pentesting/red team)

>>108773174
Used to be a hard worker in the rat race than I realized shit doesn't matter anymore you're not making a difference. World is getting shittier, best to just do your 8 hours and gtfo live your life outside this hogposh of bullshit. I'd probably be happier scamming all these boomers for money than working for them.

>>108773214
>I realized shit doesn't matter
is that when you found /twg/?