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ITT technology
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>>108772190
CHINA STAYS WINNING
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>>108772190
yep, I'm thinking based, peak would be with an auto masurbator and watchin real time AI deep fake porn of the cashiers, we might get there
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>>108772190
if only he had a usb powered popcorn machine he would not have needed to leave his room
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>>108772196
fucking BASTE, no wonder boston dynamic engaged in full suicide mode
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>>108772196
drunk master kung fu style
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>>108773428
solomonic demonology
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>>108773428
absolutely incomprehensible to the average human
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>>108773788
>This fake video is incomprehensible to humans
Shocking
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>>108772196
he mastered the short circuit fighting style
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>>108773428
>>108773788
this is a fake video, the sale might be correct, but the zooming in to atomic level is bullshit
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>>108773856
how is it a fake video if I just watched it
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>>108773984
It's just several zooms of the same scale stitched behind each other. Kinda telling that zoomers can't even tell by the pixels
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>>108773984
what do you mean zooming in to atomic level is bullshit? you never heard of a scanning transmission electron microscope?
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>>108773984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U885cIhOXBM
this is 1989 processor, 1 μm to 600 nm

today we have 2026 processor, 2nm.
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>>108773704
>guy that was atheist his whole life until browsing pol around trump election:
>ACKHTUALLY THATSCH LITERALLY DEMONIC
>Computersch are literally demonschh
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>>108773984
It's real faggot
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>>108772190
soulless.
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>>108775296
That'll be $34.99
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>>108775296
bro serving that butter like its an ice cream machine
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>>108775296
heart attack levels of butter jesus fuck
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>>108775621
It’s butter flavored rapeseed oil
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>>108775665
i have no idea what 'butter' is in this context, people always bring it up for American cinemas. some squidgy liquid thing, like a ketchup dispenser.

not having a go at Americans:
1. i like 'American cheese', it's a nostalgic/guilty pleasure
2. if this was ACTUAL BUTTER, like a block of salted butter melted in a pan, FUCKING HELL. you'd die. thank god for this substitute?
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>>108775665
my place uses a proprietary blend of canola and coconut oils along with flavacol.
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>>108775296
you laugh but clankers can't compete
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>>108775684
how the hell does someone set that up, and then pause or shut it all down at the end? just the time and motions involved.

i could maybe do it on a plane. but on a bus/subway, the most i CAN do is read a book/magazine.
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>>108775710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI5KvyYm_lQ
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>>108772190
techonlogy is for chumps
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early modems were using the telephone handset to send/receive signals.
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>>108774882
This isn't how that microscope work. It doesn't just let you zoom from zero to atoms like thst.
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>>108775730
fag tech
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>>108775873
i like this computer
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>>108775841
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>>108773984
I believe it is a display in a museum. Notice how there's some scales drawn onto different parts of what you see, and a conveniently placed human hair with scale near the beginning.
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>>108775750
As a gynoidphile this pissed me off so much as a kid.
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>>108775296
what's he putting between the layers of popcorn?
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>>108773984
how can people not understand its prerendered
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>>108776328
butter
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>>108776432
fucking hell i haven't seen one of these in forever.

i only pop into /g/ occasionally. glad to see you're still alive, Jordan.
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>>108776432
but look how yellow the popcorn already is, isn't it already butter popcorn?
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>>108776292
what
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>>108776479
could always gain more butter
>>108776473
when i die it will be in the future
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>>108776513
I WANT TO SEX ROBOT WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>108776640
i want to abuse sex robot women
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>>108773428
less impressive than I remember
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>>108775621
I took pic rel in Thailand
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>>108775750
Is this supposed to evoke an emotion from me? Do they want me to feel empathy for a clanker or something?
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TND
(Total Namefag Death)
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>>108776777
trips
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>>108775831
no pos nececitamos comer mas plastico! se pasaron de verga estos
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>>108773906
MGS4 predicted this,
Except with none of the comforts.
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>>108774882
>SEM
>atomic level
Retard
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>>108776777
Imagine getting your brain splattered after getting ran over by some middle-aged chinese woman and the only functional parts of your brain left are forced to play DOOM on repeat until those cells burn/dry out.
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>>108777160
i don't want to imagine such a fate
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>>108777160
It would depend on your level of awareness.
If there was zero consciousness, doesn't matter.
If there was enough left that you either remember or are aware you're playing doom, and it's like this weirdly immersive vr version, there's worse fates (depending how fast you process it and how long it lasts).
The true horror though is if you land in some sweet spot where you think its real and you're in actual hell, and you just die over and over to literal demons thousands of times, before learning to defend yourself, and even then best case scenario you hit a switch that kills you anyway. Congrats guys, you invented Helltech.
The scary part is having no real understanding of consciousness, there's no way we could know which is happening.
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>>108773984
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>>108777147
>you can't zoom to the atomic level
You actually can, maybe not in realtime like that but it doesn't matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88bMVbx1dzM
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>>108777905
this is great, but needs the chair stabilised to be peak
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>>108777818
>you can, maybe you can't, but you can
k
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>>108776777
I just filter all triggers and nametards
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>>108777986
The namefag is the only one posting good shit ITT.
How can I filter (You)?
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>>108777095
Except that was George Sears.
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>>108777992
You can't. Fuck you, bozo.
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>>108774264
I had to take mine off to swap the seals under the scuttle panel (great design from Mazda) and just remembered at the last second I needed to put them back in the same position.
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>>108777992
>namefag goes anon to samefag
>many such cases, sad!
Yeah your stuff was so good nobody replied to almost all of it, great job champ! Maybe if you weren't such a pathetic attention whore you wouldn't get filtered and ignored so hard. Lurk moar faggot
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>>108774913
>2nm
This is marketing bullshit numbers. I don't think actual transistors have lowered their size much from 9 nm back in the Zen 2 era.
Even Zen 2 processors called "7 nm" aren't actually 7 nm in size
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>>108778282
bloat
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>>108775296
i seriously fucking hate tiktok just fucking give me the fucking POPCORN GOD DAMN
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>>108778282
so the fragile door is only being hold up by the bottom left corner?
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>>108773428
Not possible within a single zoom. Also the final image is bullshit.
t. I work with microscopes of this scale
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>>108772190
explain everything in this miniature video
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>>108773984
>>108773428
It's the most obvious AI video ever, c'mon bros...
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>>108773428
Why does this video always make american desk glowies and other leftists shit their pants in rage
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>>108778282
My mom told me that those windows were easier to clean. Sliding windows are more difficult to clean.
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>>108777975
it's basic tecnology for half a century anon, not our job to educate you where your parents and government failed.
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>>108778321
Gasoline naisu
Gasoline naisu
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>>108778548
No.
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>>108775296
i never seen a bucket of popcorn filled so slow
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>>108773906
This is what billionaires want for all of humanity, a human boot stomping on its own collective neck, forever.
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>>108775750
if robots get humanlike enough they'll need human rights too. sentience is sentience, same same.
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>>108775699
The cinemark I worked at used actual butter, which was a bitch on cold days because the pump would clog.
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>>108773906
retarded and wrong
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>>108778796
Why would they want us alive at all, especially in that useless state?
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>>108772196
>china has invented a women-beating robot
fuck. my skills are obsolete.
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>>108775729
Doesn't seem like you're very capable then. The guy in the video is even able to do that
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>>108773906
use case for horse urine?
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>>108772196
>black bag waiting to take it away to the torture chamber
l e l
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>>108778746
it is, it's the only non-removable permanent holder
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Why do the leftists fear and hate technology today? I noticed this trend 2nd Obama terms in ~2012
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>why don't good people want more power in the hands of bad people
Gee, I wonder why...
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>>108779836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8

People from 20 years ago made fun of luddites leftists like today
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>>108779821
it's actually really strange that they're so opposed because if you think about it AI is the most communist technology around. It takes from everyone and redistributes that knowledge to all.
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>>108772190
This looks extremely stupid, but he does have a disability sticker on his mobility device.
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>>108781360
is this the reason instagram introduced autoscroll on reels?
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>>108781389
kek.

Still looks better than the spic-nigger sourced ones at any American mall these days..
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>>108775738
lmao
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>>108778617
>opening one half blocks the other half completely
If you live in a minuscule pod it might be the best compromise but otherwise inferior to being able to open both windows normally
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>>108778709
Nigaga, the clip is fake. Holy fucking shit.
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>>108772190
this is not what I thought the cyberpunk age would look like
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>>108775738
udneerrated
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>>108782260
mmmm
wrong
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>>108775729
I'm guessing he has autism.
>>108782365
It's only a matter of time before this is real.
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>>108773975
>Chang Dynasty 500 AD
>drunken boxing style
>Clanker Dynasty 2050 AD
>short circuited style
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>>108782365
>litter

Retard.
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>>108772196
I look like this and I do this
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>>108782759
not everything needs to be stored eternally anon, using regular catbox to store temporary files is a waste of the operators money.
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>>108781376
Linux ice cream dispenser
>>108781389
Mac OS ice cream dispenser
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>>108775738
So other than the ai part trying to bait the user into a session of hate sex, how accurate is the rest of the video?
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>>108781360
>sees action, neurons activate, tap screen/scroll, repeat

>>108781380
webm related
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>>108784091
>Monke
Those hands are not the monke.
Monke hands have the thumb much much lower down the wrist.
This video is fake and gay
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>>108775699
>2. if this was ACTUAL BUTTER, like a block of salted butter melted in a pan, FUCKING HELL. you'd die. thank god for this substitute?
No.
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>>108784115
Why are you retarded?
The chimp's thumbs are at the correct place.
You need to stop watching porn on your phone, you're going blind.
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>>108775725
i did that when i have to read lots of a4 pdfs
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>>108775729
>Stick phone into headset.
>Turn on controller.
Yeah, that'll eat up at least ten minutes of your hour long commute.
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>>108784061
>how accurate is the rest of the video?
100%
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>>108784576
having a heated driveway is actually cheaper than this
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>>108772190
looks pretty comfy
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is he gonna watch whatever movie he's there to watch with the cuck goggles on?
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>>108773428
wow it's so crazy how he just happened to find the exact center of it down to the atomic level!
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>>108775750
sauce?
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>>108785811
rest in peace to stay at home moms, another job lost to the machines.
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>>108772190
He accepts your concession(s)
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>>108777992
I just use the anonymizing feature and cuck them out of their attention seeking. Only reason I know there is a namefag ITT is because somebody mentioned it lmao
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>>108785948
Did you notice a long consecutive string of low quality uninteresting images with no text and barely any engagement?
Yeah.....



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