>Coinbase’s CEO lays off a ton of employees and says:>“Non-technical teams are now pushing code to production with AI”>less than 24 hours later:>coinbase’s trading engine goes down and somehow even the status page breaks too
people will just have to get used to software being unreliable garbageembrace the vibe future
I can't wait to get older as infrastructure becomes more heavily reliant on AI. I'm sure healthcare and air traffic control will be super reliable in the future at this rate.
>>108783087that dude's shoulders are wider than mine
>>108783087Every single platform that's started this heavy AI push using non-engineers has experienced massive issues within short order.
>>108783121people need to start eating healthy because healthcare will become more horrifying than it already isnever mind whether its free or not
>>108783087this guy got arrested i think. forgot his name.
jeetbase has had trouble in the past when they outsourced their support to jeetistan and they sold the customer data to hackers
>>108783210found ithttps://www.fox4news.com/news/texas-ice-detention-center-attack-alvarado
>>108783087Why the fuck would you not want a software engineer with an AI agent instead of a "non technical" specialist with an AI agent? They don't even know how the code is supposed to look.
>>108783087Another company run by literal idiots added to my to-avoid list. The competence crisis is real.
>>108783240Stonks, anon
>>108783240Enshitification starts at the workforce.
>>108783240this>>108783489it's always gambling with these guys.
>>108783087>less than 24 hours later: do you think the two things are connected somehow?expand on that
>>108783240My guess is he is talking about the non-vital system. UX/UI, frontend stuff, etc. not the actual financial processing system.
>>108783087>Coinbase ceo>ceoI thought blockchans were supposed to be these hippie dao communes
>>108783087Programs worked perfectly well before we introduced AI. How many web apps do we have to shit out to justify all of these firings? What new functions are people clamoring for. How is this not a cancerous mind-set to create as much as possible as fast as possible?
>>108785864Do as I say, not as I do
>>108783240They're incapable of making adult decisions and are easily swayed by shiny things.
>>108783240CEOs don't like technical people, they are boring at parties
>>108788531>CEOs don't like technical people, they are boring at partiesCEOs don't like technical people, they have to be paid properly
>>108783087Ai won, Luddites lost
>>108783087You forgot to mention the part where the failure was on Amazon's end and had absolutely nothing to do with AI or firing useless people, but a plain old cooling failure.https://www.crowdfundinsider.com/2026/05/278141-coinbase-impacted-by-7-hr-outage-after-aws-data-center-cooling-failure/Luddite cope exposed once again.
>>108783234>going to jail for illegals
the argument that something broke after supposedly techno tards left the place means those were some techlets already, made something unsustainable and sloppy
>>108783121>>108783087hmm I wonder what system bent on maximum profits could be leading to this happening, gee no clue
>>108783121it's going to be funny with ATM AI telling you the money you just received disappeared because hum huh oh fuck no backup. COBOL ERASED BRRRR
>>108783087How do these people get in charge? Every single AI company will give you a disclaimer that AI can and will make mistakes, if there's no technical people involved who's supposed to tell whether the text the AI shitted out is correct or not?
>>108783121>I'm sure healthcare and air traffic control will be super reliable in the future at this rate.reserve your sarcasm for the real reason things are going to fall apart https://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/
>>108783121>I'm sure healthcare and air traffic control will be super reliable in the future at this rateIt won't.
>>108788845>if there's no technical people involved who's supposed to tell whether the text the AI shitted out is correct or notno one cares now. no one reads and checks all this shit that llm produced.
>>108788555Libtards lost, Bosnia lost, fentanyl huffers lost, pretenders lost, spammers lost, posers lost, teenagers lost, paypal won, capitalism won, politics won, the ai bubble will pop anytime and you cannot do anything.
>>108783240Managers are supposed to be experienced in the job they're managing but the reality is most are not.A product manager should be able to deliver a product if they utilize AI.The reality is that most workers (at least in software) are self sufficient and self organizing.Meaning that the workers handle both the planning, coordination, and execution of production, when they're only responsible for the last part which should be replaceable by an AI.Managers without insight into the product they're developing can't plan or coordinate its development for real, so even if they can no longer execute themselves, they also can't with an AI either.When you tell a team of human programmers "alright rockstars we're gonna ship improvements and enhancements this quarter :sunglasses::cheers:" they can come up with a plan on their own. The AI will just be like "yaaasss queeen"
>>108788568Fake news. AWS takes the blame many times for these incidents.
>>108789006i've yet to see a PM who is competent on the technical part. Even the ones who come from coding forget everything over the years. These are the guys who are most likely to fall for dunning-kruger ai workflows.
>>108783087if i was working at a company likely to replace me with ai i would be constantly making superfluous benign inefficiency edits, things an llm will correct when they point it at the codebase because every instance of correction is a chance it borks something.
