previous>>108788658
just quit my job without notice, felt good as hell, fuck you ceo
2nd for slacking off
>>108800324Parasite.
>cafeteria staff sends out a copy if this months lunch menu to all branch employees>all 500 of them
>>108800341yeah he was a massive parasite, fucking pos
>>108799443>>108799443> Websites, an operating system (I know how that probably sounds), a game engine. Hacking is also interesting, and I want to know how things relate to an operating system, and how programs relate to hardware. I know this also is pretty vague. I wouldn't mind just diving right into books if I'll acutally learn and be able to apply something. Bottom line, it looks autistic and I like autistic thingsRead Operating Systems: 3 Easy Pieces. It's free online. It'll give you some background, and then you can decide if you want to start with C or go web with Javascript.
>>108800316> picRealistically, can you imagine a normal life for a human being in an industrialized society any different than this?
>>108800390What the hell does he do for 30 minutes before coffee? I make a beeline from bed to coffee every morning.
>>>108800175Appreciate the insight. Yeah, I guess it's a problem because they involve me in their chaos. >Do X>Ask them the 5 Y questions and how they like it>"i dunno">Do X>Actually sorry we wanted Y, can you do Y now>rinse and repeatAnytime they get me to do a task/project it's this sort of retardation if it wasn't some vague "it needs to be done but nobody else is picking up on it". I think for this specific scenario I'm just going to do my test cases and I'll just let my boss decide whatever enhancement needed to be done. So fucking annoyed since I made a deck for the team to review and as soon as I was about to send it my boss during the team meeting announced we'll be testing a new set of junk features that we initially discussed was out of scope. shit made me so fucking livid but meh I'm just dialing back and waiting to get laid off honestly.
>>108800578> 531 wank
>>108800578No idea. But you should do exercises first. At least a very light cardio, more than just a few minutes.And you would only need like 1 coffee later, maybe during lunch. If any at all.That's what I do, an exercise before anything else. Without it morning feels like shit, no matter the amount of coffee I'd consume.
how FUCKED in the head do you have to be to buy a plastic plant and put it on your desk?
>>108800738You can put a real one on the desk since LED lights cover more of the spectrum.
>>108800738I bring my gunpla model kits...
>Apparently there's a chick named lily at my job>and she has blonde hair>but the hair is fake and dyed>and shes a fat 45 year old puerto rican tortaits over.....
How the fuck do I switch from a golang devopussy role to being a C++ Chad? Should I just bite the bullet and go to my manager and just tell him to transfer me to C++ role?
>it's almost mondayNO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME
>>108800738i put a 4 ft tall frog plushie
>>108800324So how do you return your lappy toppy now?Do you get paid your vacation still, or did you use it all up first?What did Mr. C Suite do to you?Do you have finances for 2 years of unemployment?Do you have kids/wife to take care of?God bless
delivered 3 projects this year while not handwriting a single line of code. I'm barely even doing system design anymore, claude does it all from sales pipeline, scoping all through to delivery. promotion, pay rise + big bonus landed
>>108801021ikr opus 4.7 fucking kills it
>>108800633can you greentext your day routine?
I know it's nothing personal, but I sometimes wish we wouldn't have to act like battle royale at work. We don't have to be friendly but just neutral would be nice.>>108800316Aounds slightly unhinged. That's why I don't want to be friends with co-worker, just neutral enough to keep these people at a distance big enough to justify teams calls for any cooperation.
>>108800316What even is family time? Watching slop on the TV? Playing dumb board games? Staring at the phone while family is doing the same in the vicinity?
>>108799371do whatever you want to do, but dont get confused about it, there's almost no chance of breaking into tech now without being a top 1% performer who can prove it to people.
>>108800633I used to, but my kid isn't a full night sleeper yet and wakes between 3:30-5:30, so if he wakes at 5:30 I'll get up and walk the dog with him first-thing, but if I wake before him I grab coffee and go to work (remote worker) so that I'm not out of the house when he wakes to save my wife from having to wake earlier than 7.
Today I started my second job for a fintech as upper-level developer. First job is more managerial so juggling both (remote) shouldn't be that hard, amirite?
>>108801236>without being a top 1% performer who can prove it to people.wow thats me
>>108800888Win Coding Jesus's trivia and then link that video to your new manager letting him know you're reporting for duty. Your old manager can hear about your transfer from your new one.
>>108801277>Your old manager can hear about your transfer from your new one.Best way to do it.
i think about this every day
>>108801557All twitter users should be murdered
>coworker left on vacation>big boss asks the people covering her work if there's ways to automate her workload>mfw I'm about to book a vacation and take a week offholy fuck is this some type of bullshit mental game? fuck this guy. you fucking serious with this shit?
>>108801609>he can't ask for vacation whenever he wants to take themimagine being american lmao
>>108801557Why? What have you done to incur the wrath of the just and righteous?
>>108801786I don't know how you misunderstood my post but you're probably european and that explains a lot.
>>108801786Massa wants her job automated so he can fire her, which is an entirely different kind of american moment
>>108801883>>108801914yeah, I misunderstood, I thought the boss wanted to replace her temporarily, didn't think the point would be to fire her, and maybe anon kek
>>108801949btw, I'm not laughing about anons misfortune. I hope your boss gets fired or some shit before you or anyone else does
my god forsaken company wants to move majority of services from Azure to GCP and I want to insert myself as go-to networking guy. Infra team is so small that I can actually pull that off. How retarded am I?
My workplace announced everyone will need to go back to working at the office and no more work from home. I think i'll wrap everything up and resign since there is still a bit of time before all of this happens. A shame
>>108801569There aren't any.When did you visit that place for the last time? It's like 99,9% bots, the remaining part is basically sales people, marketing people, SEOs and some other kinds of scum.So it's not like you're wrong, I'm just saying that it's probably not what you think it is.
Is it easier as a DEI female to get a job in tech these days?
>>108801557Why not both? Snuff is right there.
If the market is so bad that I will have to apply in every state to get a tech job, do I just put in bold "will relocate" at the top of my resume? Should I just use a fake address that's right next to where I'm applying and fly there before my interview?
>>108802042All that cloud stuff is so retarded, nobody really needs any of that. There's only a few companies in the world that actually need to accomodate for billions of (active) users. Everyone else does not need that scale or the scaling potential being that high.So what I can tell you is you should get ready for a lot of pointless stuff. From what I've seen, there's quite literally bureaucracy on every step. In my eyes that's not a purely tech job.>>108801249Yeah, with kids all the regular routines kinda go to shit, understandable.>>108801052Don't have one. Only a very rough framework I try to work around. But in general I literally don't have a routine. Even if I slack off too regularly, I'm getting tired of it fast and it never becomes my routine.
>>108801788had sex with creatures
>>108800324Usually not a good idea unless you know you were way underemployed and your time is more valuable dedicated to something else. If this was planned and you left for another job, that's different.But looking for a job while not having a job makes it 5x harder. It's like how when you're in a relationship, other women are more interested in you, but if you haven't been laid in a long time, you practically don't exist to them.Not being able to use your previous employer as a reference in conjunction with not currently being employed makes it 10x harder.Don't slack. Utilize whatever kind of manic state you're clearly in to find a better job quick.
>>108800324Nice. Care to tell the board a story of why?>>108802658Corporations don't care as much about DEI anymore since the Wokies are losing thier social power in the USA. But you should still be a trans black woman to attract HR roasties for the first interview.
>>108802717>"will relocate" at the top of my resume?that or tell the recruiter you are willing to relocate.
>>108802717no you'll sound desperate, do the 2nd one
>>108801609My last company decided to wait for our CTO to go abroad on holiday before they fired himYes, all companies are real by mini Batemans
>open the mcdonalds app>have a code for 40% off a 10 pc nugget>also have a code for free medium fries>cant use both in the same order, I have to choose one or the otherhow much contempt do you have to have for your customers to do this?
I got laid off :(
>>108803511better start grinding leetcode lmao
>>108803511sorry to hear fren, it happens to the best of us
>>108803474Place one order, make another
>>108803595theres a fucking 15 minute cooldown!!!!
Why must motherfuckers be such pigs in office bathrooms
>>open the mcdonalds appLardass
every post on tech twitter is like>aksheet pradjeet>I predict Anthropic + OpenAI will reach $160b revenue in 2026. >David Blumstein (cto @ AI startup) (building the future) (ex netflix)>It's completely possible. Nvidias revenue last year was 180B. People are not ready to accept it may not be a bubble.replies:>samshir walalalaladir: This. those who don't adapt will get left behind.>Garry Apple: The trap isn't thinking it's a bubble. It's not adapting to the market.
>>108803753Why are you on twitter?
>>108803521is that still a thing?>>108803522thanks fren
>>108803790>is that still a thing?holy shit boomer you might as well start filing for unemployment now you have no idea what's coming to you hahahatry not to kill yourself in 3 months when you experience a fraction of what life is like for a zoomer
People on this project keep resigning, retrenched, or fired. We're like a ship of Theseus. I'm not sure who from project inception will still be around for go-live, if any.
Coding? I'm a tech worker, not a code monkey
>>108800316The layoff rumors are getting to me. Is this life now, worry until the next round of layoffs hit, and then if you escape stop worrying for a few months until the rumors start again? My team is an integral one and one of the few not affected by the hiring freeze, but even last time they randomly got rid of high performers due to the mystery HR algorithm
Getting so sick of coworkers being bitter about AI. The anti-AI shit is such a LARP at this point that it makes me want to use it more just to spite the
>>108803793Is that an american thing? I've never had to do anything related to jeetcode
>>108803866I was part of the integral team too, till we got laid off
>>108803892luddites
>>108803866Rumours?Reality
>>108803932>>108803924You guys are trying to make me feel worse but you just sound like fags
>Have been applying to FAGMAN for 6 months>Finally get into google loop>Get complimented and called impressive by interviewers at each step>Get to the very last interview>Guy seems interested in me at the end, negotiates TC, etc>Fast forward today, "we decided to move with another candidate"breh
>>108803962>he believes the boiler plate compliments people give to be niceZoomers are dumb
>>108803962Trolled hard
>>108803971>>108803997Evil benchods
>>108803991Hackers should go and double debts
My father keeps mocking me for not getting a cozy gov job like he did, fucking boomer
>>108803892If it takes off you'll end up bitter too when it takes your job and you end up homeless.If it doesn't take off you'll end up bitter when you get fired for incompetence.So best to side with the luddites for now since that's the only way to win a moral victory.>you'll still end up homeless
>Tuesday This feels unreal.
>24>low 6 figuresAlexander won his first battle at 16my life is over.
>>108804091motherfucker im 32 and making 70k
>>108804091Least heterosexual post here
>>108803991if i understand correctly some core sector of our financial systen does indeed run on excel files lel
Sent like 50 applications to entry level IT jobs , do not expect to get anything back but who knows
>>108804249benchod
>>108804091More money than like 90% of people but you decide to be a fag
>>108804251Go away Raj
>>108804253>More money than like 90% of people99% of people are cattleand the other .99% don't have what it takes for greatnessHeracles strangled two snakes while in his cradlewhat have I achieved?
Today I discovered that AnyDesk charges after many uses.
>>108804260Some people are late bloomers
>>108804260sounds like a you problem
the faustian zoomer
>>108804091>6 figuresthat hasn't been a meaningful benchmark in over 30 yearsdo you also boast that your automobile has a differential?
>>108804260Sucking penis probably
>>108804309Trying to pretend 6 figures wasn't meaningful in 1996? Idiotic
You should be making 5x your age>But that means making 50k at 10Yes
My car has an active subscription for heated seats, seethe more poorcels
>>108804329How do I cancel my free subscription to your mother
>>108804328>33>I make 230kWhew
>>108804329I have no use for a car, seethe more employedcel
"Poorcel" doesn't make any sense
>>108804329thisI have never understood the seething about car subscriptions and no one could seethe coherently enough90% of the time you can buy permanently for the same price of an option at new car configuration timepoors are just retarded
>>108804429Lmao dumbcel
>>108804333puto
>>108800578shit shower shave
>>108804495I shower at night
So what do I do now?
I want to get into online OSINT and criminal investigations online. I think I would be good at it. Right now I am a jobless neet autist, what do you guys recommend I do in order to get a decent stable job doing online investigating or even cybersecurity?
>>108804654>do in order to get a decent stable job doing online investigating or even cybersecurity?Literally, not be jobless neet autist. You are asking for advice to work in the most socially intense field next to IT.It's as if zoomers never bothered to research anything, you just go with vibes.
>>108804654>I want to get into online OSINT and criminal investigations online.>>108804654>decent stable job doing online investigating or even cybersecurity?are you retarded or just pretending? where did you get this idea that people and companies would hire some random fag to do investigations on crime and shit? how old are you?
>>108804654You would have to work in the military as a intel analyst preferably if you had a degree it would be best to be an officer in that position so you can skip the queue contracting/gov employee side to a higher paying position. For officers and those higher positions a masters degree is required. Officer retirement is often better if you can swing working for the military for 20ish years. The second retirement check you get for working with an agency is even more gucci.Intel work is very hard and has alot of additional educational requirements so don't take it lightly if you go to tech schoo/AIT or whatever the Navy equivalent of that training is called.
>>108804669>>108804671I'm asking how I should work up to that you faggot. I don't expect to be immediately in the position.
>>108804687are you the same retard that has been asking how to get into the wonderful world of tech?IMO, you don't get into tech by thinking "I want to be X or Y", you get into tech because you just love it. unless you are doing it for the love of money or recognition... in that case I suggest to kys, because you are the cancer that is killing this field.
>>108804687>how I should work upBecome social, get a job or preferably join mitary. What's the part you don't understand about that? We gave you an answer and you throw a fit because you dislike it. Why continue helping?>>108804730 gave a headpat baby amswe to you.
>>108799540You said you want to be good at doing websites, operating systems, and hacking, are actually good at these 3 things?Having broad interest is talk, actually good at specific topic and be able to get paid for it is a different matter.Im convinced people who can context switch easily between disciplines just have better mental strength than me. Over the years i tried doing unity gamedev, then qa, and then webdev, but nothing ever sticks
>>108804561have fun bro. my coworker told me a nearby self service driving range has 50 golf balls for $8. i have basic clubs. i'm gonna start going right after work twice a week (my office days). maybe i'll go to a closer range while remote too. sounds like a great way to do something completely different than what i'm used to. gotta shake it up a bit.
>>108804766i pick up new skills quickly. but it wasn't always the case. i went through multiple high-stress learning environments, where the only way to survive was to learn your strengths and lean into them as hard as you can. i never listened to anyone trying to motivate me nor any advice, most of it was stupid or wrong, and it never helped me get through the roughest spots.
every day in the office workplace is well-dressed suffering but I've worked McDonalds as a teenaged so I know there's always worse
>>108804760>you throw a fitHe just called you a faggot you sensitive little baby.
>the only way to surviveBro thinks he's on Hunger Games or something
>every once in a while for years try to find the name of a game I played in 3rd grade>never find anything remotely close>try out copilot, describe the game in one sentence>finds it immediatelyHey we may lose our jobs but it's not all bad
>>108802042Depends if you like that shit.I fucking hate the cloud. Not conceptually, but working with it gives me AIDS.Configuring bullshit on a slow ass web browser, doing MFA every 10 minutes, clicking 10 links to go through logs for each service..
>>108805137I've tried to use it to find the names of books and movies and sometimes it gets it right away and other times it never figures it out and eventually I find it out some other way (googling or looking at lists).
Anon I need a red-black tree and linked list on my desk PRONTO
>>108801557Actually true, if the twinks I dm are to be believed. I'm a zillenial so I can go either or if a younger dude is trying to "corrupt" me
As a HW engineer I actually do have to frequently implement unique designs with specialized algorithms
would an htb skinny white french girl with blonde hair and green eyes and perky tits and a tight ass named "lily" ever be into an ltn 5'8 manlet chopped latinx chuddie like me? how could she? im an unloveable rizzless freak.
>>108798672You can use the entire .NET library in Powershell. Lets you circumvent retarded corporate bureaucracy hell and actually get shit done. Knowing cybersec is also very helpful cause then you can curl your way around everything with a sprinkle of privilege escalation to get elevated sched tasks onto servers you’re not supposed to.Learn everything.
I think I finally understand why you guys call interviews humiliation rituals.
its literally that easy. why arent you all millionaires?
>>108800316I'm 23 years old, I have 13 GCSEs (B/C grade) and 2 college diplomas. I can't even get a full time wageslave job. Unironically, is it worth getting my COMPTIA+ in the current year or should I just LDAR?
>>108806085Literally nobody cares what you did in highschool
>>108806099Why not?
>>108806085what was the last leetcode hard you solved?
>>108804260at least your parents cared enough about you to keep snakes out of the house when you were an infant
>>108806231I made a coffee barista in python
>>10880608430 days/10 clients = 3 days per company to do all this... what exactly is he accomplishing in 72 hours? how is he locating new businesses to fleece?
>>108806237Absolute indian post. Do cobras just straight up eat kids out there as a common occurance?
>>108806242so you arent even trying. why bitch about the market if you arent willing to step up? do you think jobs are handed out to everyone?
>>108806146NTA, but GCSEs were already pretty worthless back when progressing onto A-levels/BTEC/NVQ/an apprenticeship was optional. Practically everyone under the age of 35 has GCSEs. "passed mandatory state education with unexceptional grades" is so low a bar, it's practically in the same tier as "has the right to live and work in the country" or "can read, write, and has basic numeracy skills".
>>108806325Yes? >>108806340Literally every single employer I have ever had has been less qualified than me.
How do we as white men become more hot and sexy so the other races are unable to steal our women anymore? Wigs?
>>108806489White women only care about BBC
>>108806522Tsmt
I'm tired of interviewing fuck
>charge my phone>suddenly no internet>wtf outage?>no websites work at all>try 4chan and desuarchive bookmarks>still nothing>look at cable>its not a charger cable>its a dock cable with an ethernet cable attached >just made 4chan requests on company networkBack to /utwg/ i guess FUCK you EU and your FUCKING universal cable mandate
>put profile pic through ChatGPT asking it to change the background>turns me into a chadUh it really doesn’t seem to take much
This is me.
>>108806737imagine being a j*bber and at the very least not having a means to spoof ur IP. TOR is literally fucking free and even better methods also exist if you a) aren't DIRT POOR or b) is 1337.it's just a skill issue. also the cable is EU cable mandate is actually based or something>>108806085what diplomas? also like just bc u have X doesn't mean that you're qualified for Y or whatever. and y < Y ergo get gud also go to utwg>>108806831based
>>108806737Nobody cares about your browsing history, dude.
>>108807313The secjeets in my company throw a hissy fit about plugging a non preapproved usb stick into any device
I was able to get an 6.5% raise this year but my boss laughed and immediately accepted when I threw the number out. It makes me think there was a lot more money on the table. He said in the next 4 years I'll be maxed out at 200k and that I really should just leave the company sooner than later because they really are screwing him on budget and thus I am also getting screwed. Do you guys think he was being honest or just buttering me up because he knows he just got a deal?
>>108806737I'm just always VPNed on my phone so there is no worry.
>>108804654>I want to get into a field entirely built around stirring drama up on twitter, posting bullshit, and hoping the blue checkmark pays you enough to live on
>vibe coding some KPI data analysis excel tool for the marketing director in typescript and react>hold claudes hand step by step>tell it to do some shit>it burns like 50k tokens thinking and shitting into the console>come back>looks like it kinda workedglad im not going to be using this lol
>starting a devops internship soonwhat should i know? i need to do the best job possible so i can get hired by them for life
>devopsnot a real swe
>>108806325>do you think jobs are handed out to everyone?How else do women and poos get hired?
>>108806084>I would haveOk so this isn't any better than just saying I would make a million a year by buying low selling high
>>108806351Nobody cares if the restaurant owner was less qualified than you. They are more qualified by nature of working in the restaurant longer than you. Every tech person is more qualified than you because they aren't talking about their HS grades after the college acceptance is done
>>108806831Oblomov was the most motivating book I've ever read. A true horror story
>>108807858do people actually get paid six figures to do this
my last dozen or so code reviews were pure ai slop2 of them said in the description they did things that the code didn't do. "Oh, you're right, give me a second". less than a minute the motherfucker committed whatever claude wrote for him. and it didn't even buildoh, speaking of building, on our last call some devs complained about letting claude build the solution by default (someone accidentally committed the setting or permission or whatever you call the config thing) "because it takes too much time". motherfucker, if you're not even going to bother running the code at least let the fucking bot see if it buildsthe thing is, I'm using claude code too. it mostly just works. I have no idea how these people manage to fuck up this badly. it almost seems to be on purposethey're ridiculously productive, though! and they're using so many tokens! I'm preemptively seething because I know I'm gonna be fired before any of these idiots
hunt jeets for sport
>>108808635Yes but I spend WAY more than 50k tokens
>>108807964Nobody said that it is, dumbfuck.
>>108808773I did
>>108808383So what, then it's over unless you somehow make it into the nepotistic ingroups of the job market? It's not like I have zero work experience I have worked retail/odd jobs/labour since I was like 10 and can't even get a mcwagie job in the current year.
>>108808780Then you're also a dumbfuck.
>>108807964>webshitternot a real swe
>>108808390Goes well with this one.
Does anyone write code anymore? How many of you are in forced clanker hell?
are we deadass cooked senpai?
>>108809037LMAO.This is the reason why Iran won the war.
>>108809037I just don't believe this. Maybe they are saying their parents drove them to the grocery store for the interview, but nobody brought their parent to interview at the tech company
>>108809037Retards, this points to the nepotism in the job market, more so than it reflects poorly on Zoomers. Yes, I had my parents talk to employers because they know these people, and I can't get a job otherwise since they only hire in groups. I fling hundreds of applications into indeed with no response, I walk into the establishments and directly hand them my CV and they never even contact me to reject me, only when you are in the in group will they ever consider you regardless of whatever degrees or diplomas you have.
Bad news, the jeets have found hiring cafe
>>108809082This, rerun the query for previous generations and group by race, then pay close attention to the Jewish, Indian, and Chinese figures
>>108809037Many moons ago my dad drove me to my first job interview because I couldn't drive yet. That doesn't mean he sat in the room with me during the interview and this was also more than 10 years ago.
>>108809082>Yes, I had my parents talk to employers
>>108808971I have never used a single line of AI generated code. Get out of web development.
>>108809145Thanks for making the upcoming layoff decision easier
>>108809155My employer literally forbids the use of AI and hired me specifically because I was willing and able to work without it.
>>108806084I’m too young to swindle clueless boomers who equate age with expertise
>>108802734you said your routine was to work out each morning
>>108809072Tech companies are a very small percentage of the workforce
>>108804091>>108804260based life and history contextualizer>>108803698we may never know>>108803474how much contempt must you have for your own vessel to be eating mctrash>>108803511Why?
>>108803866Imagine being American.
>>108802734>>108805204it's already a hardcore corp. Can't do shit without approvals and whole humiliation ritual. It'd be just another layer of bullshit that won't matter in grand scheme of thingsquestion is how to make big bucks in the process. Volunteering is retarded, certs are expensive and training is done by the jeets. I have no idea other than to move homelab to GCP
>>108809137It's either that, or I literally can't get a job. I worked as a cashier in a shop at age 10, and as a fully grown man with qualifications, these same positions deny me from working at their establishments.
>>108809269Well yeah because another fully grown man asking for those jobs must be a loser. It's a training job, not an end goal
>>108809269Maybe you should get A+ Net+ Sec+ instead of being retarded ?
finally managed to land a job and after a while I have so much free time I don't know what to do with, unfortunately commuting to the open office cuckbox is mandatoryhow do anons waste their time at the office?
>>108809443browsing hardware store websites
>>108809443I practice penile subincision
>>108809296There are literally no other jobs in the market, everything I apply for rejects me even with years of work experience and qualifications. OK I never achieved a bachelor's, but I could never afford one anyway, and you really shouldn't need one just to get some wagie job. I can't even work two part time jobs now because they want me to be fully available for an 8 hour contract. It is impossible to live if you weren't born into middle class parents.>>108809402I can't even afford to self-fund education anymore, because the pay is so shit. Would it be worth it? To spend 1k+ on these qualifications, if they just outsource anyway or automate.
>>108809443going outside for walks, chatting with colleagues, jacking off, planning trips and whore visits
>>108809559yes you retarded A+ Net+ Sec+ is the ONLY way to get a job.
What is the point of work when I have 300k and am getting sickly touch starved? Wasting away wfhThe only women I respect and can get the attention from are chinese women who are 6 years old than me. Slim, no tattoos, smart, kind. I appreciate them for seeing my potential. But I don't want kids with a 36 year old. Its not my problem to rescue them. They had so much time to notice me in the past. And just now I'm good enoughWhite fatties? Fuck off. No. I will remain touch starved and not smell their disgusting corpses off gassing McDonald's chemicals and Starbucks sweeteners. Putrid hell.I might as well going mia and neet. What the fuck is work gonna do when I just don't turn on my laptop? Email me? hah.I might sounds insane (I am getting there) but I'm educated and very fit. The gym ain't helping and neither is math and other hobbies. Gooning? Yeah, that helpsFamily is all fucked and now my mom is getting old and breaking down, look up flights to visit and Air Canada wants 1k for a 5 hour journey. Fucking their new mandatory baggage tipping. The drive is 30 hours.I want a woman I respect to see me. And I want to see her. I want our souls to merge and for nothing else to matter.
What proportion of people in the USA tech industry are Indians?
>>108809648Fuck is wrong with ya'll?
>>108809667104%
>>108809633All three of them? But that's like 3k. I make like 700 a month
>>108809720>what is EWA
>>108809678have a normal conversation or fuck off with your (You)
why is my nose so dry
are all the agile devops scrum masters laid off yet?
>>108809759Okay sure - I half thought this was some sort of copy-pasta because of how incel coded and cringe it is.First, pussy isn't all that. Second, stop with the inferiority complex / chip on shoulder. Third, seek professional mental health support. >I want our souls to merge and for nothing else to matter.Uber cringe.
>>108809648>And I want to see her. I want our souls to merge and for nothing else to matter.buy a big ass bird
>>108809723I'm a britbong, it's telling me it's an electrical course?
>>108809820I guess you've never liked any of your gfs or wives.Imagine looking forwards to being with someone literally all the time.Like they were your 4chan>>108809846kek cheers faggot
>>108809907>I guess you've never liked any of your gfs or wives.Why? I love my gf - but to love someone else, you need to love yourself first.
>>108809907the reason THEY keep putting no pets clauses into apartment leases and condo organization charters and HoA laws is that THEY know you will stop consooming if you can fill the void with anything other than BNPL'd tech bubble price electronics and 682% markup hamburgers
>>108809918cus then you'd find what I said less cringe, you'd know devotional soul merging is amazing
>>108809846>>108809921i can feel the tinglies through my monitor
>>108809648M8 I think the jews unironically fucked with your dna or something because idk how something as wretched as you could exist otherwise unless you're actually just an r selected individual from some less than hospitable environment and this is just your nature.
Imagine not having sex with women all the time.
>>108809818>get first tech job>scrum master in meetings, seems clueless, manager has to keep telling him to stop expecting immediate results from me while I'm on boarding>he transfers away a month later>never get a new one, manager just runs scrumI'm still not sure what the point of a scrum master is
>>108809921>HOA rules says I can't own livestock>neighbor has chickens and sells eggsI'm just gonna get livestock, they don't care i guess
A recruiter recently called to clarify information from one of my references, my former boss from 2015-2017, Dave.I have been job hunting for seven months. Because it had been a while, I called Dave beforehand to ask if he would still be comfortable acting as a reference. We had a great catch-up, talked about life and golf for ages, and he happily agreed to help. I even spoke to him again just a week before this recruiter contacted him.Recently, I have made it to the final reference check stage four times. Each time, I was told it was just a formality before an offer, but those offers never materialized.Now I know why. The recruiter told me Dave had an attitude on the phone and told her that it was weird I put him up as a reference, that it had been too long for him to really remember me, and that all he really remembered was that I went on long-term sick leave and my contract expired.I was completely shocked. For context, I was sick for just two weeks before my contract ended, whereas long-term sick leave in my country implies 6+ months.I thanked the recruiter for her transparency and cleared up the situation, but I am furious and confused. Dave and I had just spoken, and he explicitly agreed to be on my list! It seems he has quietly cost me multiple job offers.Part of me really wants to call Dave to confront him, but I know that might not be the smartest move. So I am asking you, have you ever been in a similar situation? What did you do, or what would you do?
>>108810143to siphon money out of corporations while giving nothing in return
>>108810199Why did you repost a reddit post
>>108806295I grew up in rattlesnake country, dad killed them regularly
>>108810261no i didnt
>>108806085Yeah your lifes over just kill yourself loser
>>108809667>White people constitute approximately 63% to 68% of the U.S. tech workforce, making it the most represented demographic. While white men hold a significant portion of leadership (about 88.92% of IT leaders are white men), the share of white employees is slightly lower in specific roles like software engineering, where they make up roughly 52.3% of professionals.
>>108810261You must've lived in either a shitty trailer park or a shitty cabin for that to be a concern to have them in the house. I have killed atleast 20ish rattlesnakes and have never had them in the house.
>>108810199>>108810224fuck you. now I want to see what redditors said about this.also, I just realized I was a bad reference one. well, not really "bad" considering that I was being honest, that I wasn't even asked to be a reference, and the guy who applied to other job (a managerial one) wasn't really good in a technical sense (and I didn't know about him as a manager), which is what I told the person who contacted me (a former coworker).
>>108810199>>108810617also, this is the thread (I think):https://old.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/10shx1q/
>someone sends me an email>feed the email into Claude>make minor corrections and send as a reply>receive thanks>go back to playing videogamesAI is going to crush the white collar workforce
I'm not lying when I say 100% of the developers at my workplace are Indian or Pakistani
>>108810685MBA's are also cannibalizing each others. it is significantly easier to manage larger groups of people than it used to be.
>>108810106imagine?
>>108810617Why fuck you
>>108810689So are you Indian or pakistani?
>>108810776I'm a tech worker, not some dev monkey
>>108810801So you're the help desk lmaoooo
>>108810833no I'm a business analyst :)
>>108810103>trying to be insultingfuck off with your (You), or provide something with substance. His is not some political campaign where you need to try and "win" it by making me look bad. I'm not your opponent and there are no people to turn against me. Fuck your down vote
>$14 for a whopper mealamerica is joever
>>108810919day 75 of the three weeks special military operation for the reservation of israel, comrade
>>108810905That's not Tech, go to biz fag
>>108811006It's not biz eitherit's tech + bizI did a CS degree
>>108811027Ok? Go to biz
>manager said bonus discussions are a week earlier than usual this yearHmmmmm
>>108811152last year didn't account for all the diaper changes
>>108808648Why?Easy, they don't try to understand the code produced.Either that or they are real retards and don't know how to code anyway.As for tokens, you have to solutions.Either use it for personal projects, to keep up with the others, or just use less and tell your N+1 at a daily meeting that you are just more efficient with tokens because you know so much about AI and don't understand how others need so much tokens.Well, I may be blunt and stupid at work, so maybe not listen to me...
>cybersecurity is in need of people>at the mid-senior level >entry is oversaturated
>>108810905Translation: you're too dumb to code.
>company has like 125-150 actual factory floor employees that make shit>and there's like 50 managers>3:1 employee to manager ratio>have literally no idea what 95% of the managers do>ask my dad, who's been an engineer at this company for 20 years, what X manager (whos been at the company for 10 years) does>>no idea, whenever I walk by his desk he just has a spreadsheet open>last week some employee fucked up and didn't change one of the tools on the production line and kept going anyways>one of the safety managers freaks out and calls for an awareness training for that entire line (20 employees)>so now the awareness training goes to a lower manager that devises the training>then once the training is finished, it has to go back to get signed by 3 engineers>then once that is signed the manager that requested the training reviews it and approves or sends it back (restarting the process)>if it's approved then the training department goes and gives a sit down to all 20 employees (because one dude fucked up) and gets their signaturesYou do not hate boomers enoughthey were given the world and unlimited access to wealth and this is the type of shit they decided to come up with
>>108811176Masters degree, CISSP, some random GIAC cert and a Linux/Redhat cert is what i normally see for even mid level. Way higher requirements than even higher level networking jobs. I have no idea how cybersecurity people are making it in this job market. Its also a boring job that really should require networking experience before doing it imo.
>>108811184also forgot to mention>all of the employees have to sign twice (once digitally and once physically)>physical signatures are then sent to another record keeping boomer lady that manages some archive room
>>108811176That just means it sucks and everyone quits
>>108811184They devised rigid training programs with audit able paper trails and heavy oversight to prevent accidents? You're a dumb stupid faggot and there's a reason you aren't in charge because there would certainly be serious injury or material damage
>doing background check form>finished>sent>download filled and signed form for safekeeping>noticed I selected yes to commiting a crime without receiving a pardondid I just lose my new job? what do I do?
good evening twg
>>108811234RIP anonjust contact someone from HR, the recruiter or whoever you can talk to in the company and explain the situation.
>>108811203No it means I got bamboozled when I got told there would be gorillions of job openings and that it was easy money
>>108811262I emailed them and the background company, but I'm so fucking scared I already quit my previous one :,(
>>108811180you're too foolish to avoid code
>>108811746Real shit Amazon has so much useless wheel turning that if not done will get you fired. As a result they will hire anyone with a CS degree from any shitty college.
>>108811755>As a result they will hire anyone with a CS degree from any shitty college.everyone says this but i've dumped like 30 applications to amazon jobs and I got a single OA which was two leetcode hards.
>c level forces some of us to temporarily RTO 5 days to work on a critical project>project is behind schedule by a lot and it's basically a toy prototype instead of the product that it's supposed to beLMAO he unironically believed that just by grouping a bunch of good devs together (+ai) in a physical room they'd be able to create an incredibly complex product in a month this is like 15 devs of varying seniority working on the same product btw
C suite doesn't mean anything if your company has less than 500 people. Just call them the managers
*fewer than 500 people
we're about to go live with a big piece of business software and none of the data has been signed off by business because we're politically pinned to this go-live dateWe are going to promote unapproved data into prod and fix everything in post
>>108811775it literally does have over 500 employees lol, that's why this situation is so funnywe're supposed to be a "medium" company and this guy is literally trying to revive his early startup days when he'd develop with zero structure and zero product vision (we're redeveloping our saas from scratch + ai), and it's not working at alli'm >>108811769 btw
>>108811765Post your resume i know they cut back a bit on hiring. Also they want some mixed experience if you really want to be considered. Do you have System Admin certs/experience? that will move that needle for you alot like my prior coworker.
>>108811795what's the data
>>108811797oh, well the cto or whoever directly involving himself in hand picking people to rto sounds like a good recipe for horrible morale and the company imploding
>>108811801literally everything a business might referencecountriescurrenciesofficesrisk ratingsproducts
why do people go on blind to shit talk about companies they don't and have never worked at? I don't get it
>>108804176Yo
>>108811806needless to say he crippled product teams that got their best devs stolen from them and now product owners are seething because their roadmaps went to shit lol
what the fuck is "go on blind"
do you also feel some kind of stress build up when you slack off? I think I didn't do much either friday, monday and today, and I felt some kind of paralysing tension that stopped me from either working, or cleaning my apartment, doing laundry, or going to the gym or doing anything other than nervously slack off in bed fapping, napping and watching youtube shorts. at least I got my shit together last minute today and got done what I was procrastinating on, and suddenly this stress seemed to dissipate.
>>108811840blah blah blah dude read a book
>>108811798Here
>>108811870>improved tracking by 25%what does that mean
who the fuck shares that they have "elementary" knowledge of a language, I don't care if you can say HOLA
>>108811879KPI tracking is the process of monitoring specific, quantifiable metrics—Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)—over time to measure an organization’s progress toward strategic goals. It involves collecting data on business performance, comparing it against targets, and using dashboards to visualize trends for data-driven decisions.
>>108811908how many 'guages you speak mutt?
>>108811915The same number as you: ONE
>>108811909Thanks AI faggot, you didn't answer the question. What's the KPI metric that means you improved KPI tracking. WHAT ARE YOU TRACKING
>>108811935>WHAT ARE YOU TRACKINGKPIs
>>108811940you probably aren't the resume anon, but if you are I'm glad you can't get hired
>>108811948sounds like you're the presume anon
>>108811870Skills section needs to be heavily fleshed out to include what you did with each skill listed. Technical writing for example is a good skill for management did you write X amount of documents that provided X amount of tangible benefits for the company?Certification section is weak especially since you are not a programmerEducation ass, you need to list the college and any relevant internships out irregardless of your job experience. You don't need to list your GPAWhat are you getting for a degree in NYU? Also list the date of completion for further ease of reading. Just listing a degree without who went too is retarded. Bold bullet points and non bold listing is how you seperate things anyways you failed to do that>languages meme tier additionCan you read/write/speak fluently or not???For the rest of your work experience section you really need to look back into memory and fully describe the systems you worked on in detail. If you handled some bullshit software for ticketing or whatever you need to list that shit out. Describe out in better detail what you did with SQL/KPI's/Workflows/team knowledge ectRemove Resume Objective entirely. Its a waste of space.
>>108811994>irregardless
>>108811997>UnUltraRegardless
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER REGARDLESS
>3pc tender "meal deal" from jollibees>$14can a nigga get put out of his misery already
>>108812029Egg, rice and veggie diet is all you are going to get now. Atleast for now chicken thighs are still decently cheap and go well in a chilli with dried beans.
Everyone at this company is completely burnt out and a lot of good engineers are going to quit but I'm not going to quit and I'm going to be fucked, because there's nobody else that's going to be here except me and I literally just joined a month ago and I don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>108812029why the fuck do people of the west not cook anymore
>>108812062jews lobbied to remove home ec from school curriculum and to remove kitchen appliances from new buildings so no one knows how or can cook and has to buy from them
>>108812062because cooking is boring and unfun and everyone is single and lonely and spending 1-2 hours a day cooking for ONE person is retardedif you're a 25 year old dude cooking for yourself you are poor as shit
>>108812079>2 hours a day cookingSkill issue
>>108812076Nobody in my country uses a stove. A family of seven will cook everything that they eat on a hot plate. It gets hot fast and it's exactly the same as a stove except you don't need a giant 240v stove.
>>108812076>retarded millennial / gen x loser obsessed with "da jooz">>108812079>actual answer
>>108812079cooking is only unfun if you're poor or have a gravedigger-tier job. also lrn2mealprep
>>108812094>cooking is only unfun if you're 80% of the population that has to cook for themselvesthanks retard>mealprepretarded tiktok meme spouted by retards that dont do it themselves. yeah let me eat the same meal thats been laying around in the freezer for days, twice a day, for an entire week.
>>108812089Nobody cares about your pozole, paco
>>108812100>meal prep>TikTok memeRetard
>>108811184>>108811210No response? Lmao
>>108812100>>mealprep>retarded tiktok memei know this is 4chins but you could at least pretend to not be incapable of caring for yourself
>you're a loner incel that has to work 50 hours a week to not go homeless? >well see 50 years ago you would've had a girlfriend or family to split the work and cook for your household, instead you're going to spend an entire week eating flavorless frozen ground beef and rice and veggies twice a day like i saw this tiktoker do! :)>wtf why are you buying fast food instead? lazy stupid zoom zoom
We get it you’re an unlovable fat disgusting unfunny retarded millennial npc with no personality When’s the sui livestream?
>>108812100Meal prepping is as old as TV dinners. Hell you could buy cookbooks from the 70's on how to make TV dinners at home for freezing.
have you guys noticed that more and more news websites (both tech and non-tech, specialized and general ones) are replacing westerners with jeet "reporters"?
>>108812144I've worked 72 hours a week for 2 years straight and still managed to cook. You are retarded for wasting your money on fast food. I'd rather buy booze with that money.
>>108812152TV dinners were invented because no one actually mealpreps and everyone would rather buy cooked food.
>>108812158Its even worse than that. I have noticed alot of the Tech related books from publishers is entirely jeets. When before it was Asian/US/EU related authors who have PhD's and have worked in the subject matter for decades. At this point we won't ever get another Wendell Odom replacement whenever he kicks the bucket.
>>108812160you sound like a broke retarded loser and even worse you're a drunk millennial retard
so once the jeets have infiltrated all jobs and will only hire other jeets, will we finally be free? We can finally just make our own companies and move on
>>108812171Where's your paid off house?
Buy rice, buy ground beef, buy frozen vegetables, buy a pot. Put water and ask untruths about the pot, add salt and butter, cook it until the waters gone. Feel free to substitute the ground beef for chicken breast and to substitute the rice for lentils or quinoa anytime you want.
>Imagine wasting 12$ a meal on fast food and then complaining about the cost of living because you are a lazy faggotLmao XD
>>108812178are you the genetic dead end that lives alone in bugland? lmao
actually we're complaining that the cost of food has doubled in 5 years but wages have remained the same.literally everything keeps getting worse but instead of acknowledging the problem, millennials and gen x instead call you lazy and entitled for pointing it out.
>>108812186Anon do you even have enough money to afford a down payment on a house?
>>108812191Yeah but it doesn't mean you have to be retarded and eat junk food/fast food all day. Its where all of the food inflation is at anyways.
>>10880031612:30 PM - Wake up3 PM - Actually get out of bed (optional)3 PM to 6 AM - Angry Doom Scrolling while drinking6 AM to 12:30 PM - Sleep
Someone bake, please
>>108812453>>108812453>>108812453>>108812453>>108812453>>108812453>>108812453>>108812453
>>108809648If I had a vagina it would have dried up and shriveled after reading this.
>>108812608>another person not elaborating, just insultingok
>>108800324Cool. Now how will you pay the rent?
>>108801557Ship the young white males to Iran.
>>108802612>It's like 99,9% botsSource?
>>108803793>what life is like for a zoomerimagine being a zoomer lmao
>>108803698you're going to the office?
>>108804176Yikes! How can you afford anything?
>>108804333job?location?
>>108804654>what do you guys recommend I do in order to get a decent stable job doing online investigating or even cybersecurity?FInd evidence of major crimes and publish your findings. It's unlikely you'll succeed because there are, literally, tens of thousands of other autistic NEETs trying to break into the industry.
>>108806084when anthropic caps their accounts, they'll kill themselves.
>>108806085Learn a trade.
>>108807904>so i can get hired by them for lifewill never happen. you'll be replaced by ai soon enough.
>>108811909this is exactly why retarded zoomers and gen alphas will NEVER get a job, own a home, have a family, etc.
>>108813934benchod
>>108813956kys pajeet
