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Sir, please listen.

Dennis Ritchie created C language in early 1970s.
No Google. No Stack Overflow. No GitHub. No AI. No Claude. No Cursor. No Codex.
Zero, sir. Completely zero.

- No venture capitalist uncle giving 2 crore for 2% equity.
- No "product launch" with 50 YouTubers.
- No TED Talk where he walks slowly from left to right.

Sir, only two engineers at Bell Labs.
Ek terminal.
And ek problem—"Sir, yeh Unix thoda slow ho raha hai."

Dennis Ritchie sir ne language likhi.
Size? Sir, kilobytes main fit ho gayi.
Aaj ek WhatsApp forward 10 MB ka aata hai.

50 years later, sir –

- Linux kernel.
- Windows.
- macOS.
- Every iPhone.
- Every Android.

NASA ke deep space probes.

International Space Station—sir, wahan bhi C hai.

Python borrowed from it, sir.
Java borrowed, with full respect.
JavaScript borrowed, sir—without permission also.

Sir, if you have ever written a single line of code in any language, even "Hello World" in college lab, you did it in Dennis Ritchie's shadow.

No shortcut. No tutorial. No "Bhaiya ek doubt hai."

And sir, he died in 2011.
Same week as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs got front pages. Covers. Special memorial.
Sir, even Tribute Comments on LinkedIn.

Ritchie sir got silence.
Ekdum pindrop silence.
Crickets sound, sir.

Sir, this legend deserves celebration.
No hype. No arrogance. No "break the internet."

But without him, no internet to break, sir.

Dennis Ritchie sir – we salute you.
Ek plate samosa and chai for the OG, please.
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good to see indians revering and celebrating their aryan masters, as they have done for thousands of years
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Can't spell Curry without C saar
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he did the needful and so shall we
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>>108804222
Best thread in the catalog right now. Checked and based.
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copy/pasted this onto my linkedin and its doing ironman numbers
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>>108804222

Wtf bro. Why do you have to kill everything? I don't want to interact with you. Only purpose of being here is to escape you.

Takeover is complete, time to eject from here. Hope you are happy.

Will miss you bros.
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>>108805192
do not redeem sir



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