Windowsfags have been laughing at Linux for the recent kernel exploits. Now it's our turn to laugh.https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse
>anime avatarno need to know more.
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>>108808756Dropping this *after* patch tuesday, very based indeed.>>108808759What do you mean? This faggot has been on a generational run of novel exploits in the last couple of months.
>>108808809>This faggot has been on a generational run of novel exploits in the last couple of months.is he autistic?
>>108808787Just goes to show how fragile Linuxfags are. Two elevate to root exploits. First denying that it's a nothingburger because it needs to be ran locally. Then people who know shit about fuck reminding them of supply chain attacks. Now bringing up month old news.All because Linux is their ego, and anything bad happening to Linux is disastrous for them. While to people who treat Windows and Linux as what they are, tools, it's just another day in the biz.Remember kids, find a hobby, get a personality of your own, and don't get emotionally attached to software.
>exposing all the backdoors before mossad can use them undetected aryan
>>108808847STOP HARASSING ME
Not even Hitler cares about this
https://deadeclipse666.blogspot.com/2026/05/two-more-public-disclosures-it-will.htmlBitlocker (possible backdoored?) + another privilege escalation.>>108808817A lot of nerds are, so maybe?
>>108808906>Bitlocker (possible backdoored?)What do you mean, "possibly?" Of course Bitlocker is backdoored you knucklehead.
>>108808906I love that he publishes the exploits on GitHub. A big FUCK YOU to Microslop.
>>108808787>>108808836>straight up lying to deflect from two (2) new vulns posted an hour agoactually pathetic
>>108808756>Windowsfags>Now it's our turnthe way you faggots don't miss an oportunity to D&C yourself eternally really blows my mind
>>108808969You haven't put them in the ragebait OP of yours and it's not a game of "winning" or "losing", it's the reality of software that is not surprising in the slightest. Every piece of software complex enough has a serious vulnerability waiting to be exposed.Only (You) are tirning it i to a gay team sport because you're just that empty inside. It would be sad if you didn't inflict this existence upon yourself.
intedestingly, when i go to BlueHammer i see "Sign In to Github" wall, so its probably most potent thing. others are components, CTFMON is a userland program AFAIK
>>108808916>What do you mean, "possibly?" Of course Bitlocker is backdoored you knucklehead.What I meant to say is that this might be an *actual backdoor* he exposed and not just a bug, as he himself notes on Github.
>>108808847that's a different one
>>108808759This
>>108809004Well, duh? Bitlocker is backdoor'd by definition if the original encryption key is stored locally in the TPM in unencrypted format and can be pulled out on demand by anyone with the right certificate information available to them -- or with the means to compromise a bootloader that has the certificate information available.
>>108808756>introduce AI into kernel>suddenly easily exploitableThis is why AI coding is a catastrophic failure and must be scorned.>windows has this way worse though
>>108808756Why care what they think? A windows user tossing shit over exploits is like a crippled person making fun of you for spraining your ankle.
>>108808906>found these exploits gaiz!>it's NSA backdoorsBtw, social media restrictions are also introducing these exploits on pleb OSes because soon the elites will have their own tailored OS that you cannot have that works around this. Arasaka baby!
>>108808756God I wish I had a gf that looked exactly like that
>>108808756linux vuln was already patched while microslop users never know if a vuln was patched or not lolhttps://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-7.0.6-Released
>>108808756>Another please train our AI to find vulnerabilities shitflinging war.I'm gonna pass. Likely as big of a nothingburger as already having a user account. If you have physical access to a system, it's already over unless encrypted. Even then
>>108808759This. If you don't have an anime avatar, I'm not interested.
>>108808836learn english, chang
PSML CIAniggers are fuming. I so hope this gain traction all over normalfag media
the AIs found 2 exploits on Linux. how many on Windows?
4cuck siccing their dog on this thread
>>108811353I hope retardape gets raped in prison one day
>>108809362It's more like:>Anthropic burned a gorillion dollars to find these vulnerabilities>All the vulnerabilities are LPE nothingburgers>Winjeets are pic related
>>108810977*Learn*English*Chang
>>108809302I don't think bitlocker will even let you set up password authentication if you have the TPM enabled. I had to disable TPM when I set up bitlocker last
>>108808836>Remember kids, find a hobby, get a personality of your own, and don't get emotionally attached to softwareironic since you sound tremendously pressed over the voices in your head
>have been laughing at Linux I promise you nobody is thinking about Linux except other Linux users who infight with each other.
>>108808756Two tribes up to their necks in different coloured shit throwing it at each other at this point. Both using cloud subsciption SASS online crap just the same for everything.
>>108812020normies like to dunk on linux users now to feel better about having to use dogshit software at work
>>108808836a lot of truth in this post. I'm genuinely OS agnostic but the shit that has been checked into Linux for a decade is deliberate briloiantly done and it's basically start from scratch time for a great deal of the major open source projects centered in the US and China. Spooks and crooks have had a field day on them for a decade and don;t even start my on stuff like apache and mysql.kde and gnome. Shits fucked. When I find exploits I try and get money for them not virture signal to troons.
>"mocking" a system because one of its vulnerabilities was publicly disclosed through a CVEthis is not how it works, this is not how any of this works.
>>108812121Wise heads have been warninng about the dangers of open source being open to code being checked in my people who are compromised and approved by people who are compromised for 10 fucking years (you)Muh fucking tribe. Like a nigger ancing around a fire shaking your tiny irrelevent spear. If I was posting slating win11 which I often do you would be applauding me. Open source is an intrinsically flawed concept and the matra about no security through obsucity is onne repeated by arseholes who never even knew security to begin with. You are all pants down anus up if you are not using offline LANs at this point, simple as and the next 24 months are going to be very bad ones for many of you who's massive egos overrided minimal intellects and abilities..The question for me is will the givernmenst and crooks holding the guns fire them or just let the ammunition be removed while they stuff better bullets in.
>>108808756>RedSunI'd be amazed if anyone on /g/ uses onedrive or has it installed.
tldr uninstall one drive and disable the Touch Keyboard and Handwriting Panel Serviceassuming you are not using bitlocker and you are aleady patched as of april
>>108809302Correct bitlocker is useful for sending>FUCK THIS DEVICE AND FUCK IT RIGHT NOW Remote command wiping the tpm. By itself it does fucking nothing if someone has physical access and you can't remote wipe you're fucked sideways.
>be Windows & Linux>turbosloppers tranimecucks release some exploits>it's all vibedogshit that you need to run as astroadmin and allow all rape permissions>/g/ darkies that have zero technology knowledge somehow think this is some sort of HAPPENING
>>108808759fippy bippy
>>108808756why is tranime pfp so common on github?
>>108808756All operating systems in end user use are equally dogshit at security
>>108813732I think you underestimate how many people launch shit as admin or run something with sudo because they were told to.
>>108808906Nothingburger if you set up Bitlocker to require a PIN or full recovery key on every boot in group policy.
>>108808817>A tranny (tranime avatar)>is he autistic?Of course
>>108808906>dat blogger nameAlright I’m no longer ashamed to still be using my edgy Minecraft username.
>>108808836This is not just hobby systems. This affects servers and mobile phones too. Millions of these devices depend on Linux as a key component.
>>108815030You have never worked in tech ever. That would be a fucking nightmare beyond all description
>>108808836Priv esc is a nothing burger. Nobody treats user perms as a serious security boundary. Meanwhile, bitlocker being backdoored for the past 10 years seems like a significant blow not only to windows, but to proprietary software writ large.
>>108811353>being this invested
>>108819311We enforce pin on every boot, even for salesfags. What's the issue?
>>108808759>>108813768>>108813936>>108819273go back you fucking tourists
>>108819529>go back you fucking tourists
>>108819306And people who work on those are aware these root elevation exploits are a problem that needs to be dealt with swiftly, as they actually understand what they're doing. Meanwhile Linuxfags, like >>108819336, handwave it away as a "nothingburger" because they cannot comprehend these exploits aren't about their <5% of desktop Linux distros, but that 99% of servers and smartphones and everything running on the Linux kernel that they love to brag about when they run out of arguments as for why Linux distros are superior to Windows.Again, threads like these simply prove that Linuxfags, Linux cultists, are mentally ill, do not and cannot understand security or anything in-depth about technology, and all they care about in Linux is that they can feel superior to everyone else by not using Windows. It's not surprising there's a high overlap between Linuxfags and NEET's/wagies. Practically no one who actually has the skills to get a job in IT would act like a spastic monkey like that.
>>108819273>A tranny (tranime avatar)yeah of course, why didn't think of it myself when I saw this shit, thanks anon
>>108820253>but that 99% of servers and smartphones and everything running on the LinuxBut those exploits specifically don't work on smartphones.I haven't tested servers, but I have a suspicion that most deployed servers won't be vulnerable to them either because of configurations that would prevent it (if you have an actual deployed server to demonstrate one or more of them on for us, please do so).
based antiMS autist
>>108808906What an edgy schizo madlad, I love this guy. Fuck Microjeet
>>108819529>anime is shit and you're a fag.>t. 2005
>>108820253>that 99% of servers and smartphonesit's a nothing burger on those too. On smartphones the biggest impact is letting people get root and own the hardware they paid hundreds/thousands of dollars for. On servers at worst it's a hole in their defense in depth strategy, where an rce in a process running in an isolated user can be escalated to root. Unfortunate, but you can just patch your server and it goes away.
