Anonymous
05/12/26(Tue)22:44:06 No.108811522

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Anonymous 05/12/26(Tue)22:44:06 No.108811522

>doing a nothing-burger associates degree at community college for network technician and cloud service because it feels like the most future-proof IT job and networking jobs are actually in-demand in my local area due to network infrastructure being desired from all the people moving in from much higher cost of living places
>do a mock interview with someone at my college who works with various local businesses and ties students to interships
>i sell myself as best I can saying i have an 8 inch dick and that i'm technically inclined yada yada yada thinking It wouldn't lead to anything anyway and just wanted to show how confident I was
>guy tells me he thinks I interviewed well
>tells my teacher I interviewed well
>he talks to a local business telling them Id be good for the internship and to submit my resume
>my resume, consisting of whole foods customer service and Fedex with my only IT skills being vague descriptions of PC repair, loonix, and my one third of the way completed associates degree with not even having taken any actual network classes, yet.
>they actually give me a response saying they want to interview me over the phone and to select a date
>mfw the nerves are actually starting to get to me and this all started over a mock interview where I acted like a smart ass despite not really knowing much

I'm so scared and don't want to embarrass myself when i'm exposed as being a retard. I'm going to disappoint everyone and the pressure is eating me alive.