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>>108817304
Snailcat thread

>>108817304
cringe fucking maid poster go kys
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>>108799523 (OP)
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>>108817370
(in minecraft h3h3h3)

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>>108817370
>cringe fucking maid poster

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just put out an update to my app for theseus. feels good.

>>108817484
What happened to the cute anime girls?

>maidnigger hijacks another thread

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>maid thread hijacked by maidposter

>>108817609
>What happened to the cute anime girls?

i already told you that i only have that background set in the actual UIX Desktop/Theseus skin. Not the script that i'm programming.

i'm not adding a moe toggle to my script.

>>108817847
You don't have to have a toggle, moe can just be the default!

haven't had time to develop my game because of employment

>>108817863
What kind of game do you want to make?

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>>108817437
>>cringe fucking maid poster
these threads are so based now. I get to see cool comp sci shit AND cute anime maids. mark my moes these will be the golden years. /aoc/ and /ebc/ are gonna be fun this year! don't slack on your studies!

>>108817921
infinite 3d platformer

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how feasible would it be to learn all of typescript in like a month coming from swift

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>>108818295
I think its actually fine. typescript itself isn't that bad to learn or use. there's really nothing complex or deep about it. the only hard parts are when you hit web dev and see some of the bullshit types webdev's try to use for their react apps.

>>108817304
What a weird ass ん, looks like an れ so much more

>>108817249
NTA, you learn what to do better next time.

>>108817261
>implying people mature beyond the age of 14
>especially autistic ones
>especially autistic maidposting ones

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I have to get back into learning godot. I love programming games, but damn its actually such a tiny part of making games. I feel like actually programming is 1% of most games and the rest is assets, level design, game design, and play testing.

>>108819154
We are the 1%

>>108817304
somehow this is the only the good thread on /g/

>>108817011
it's over for humancucks
all the maids here will have to start doing OF just to pay the bills

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hello, I am an alien who has incarnated in human form on your planet.
I just wanted to let you know that even back on our home planets we argued over interpreted vs compiled languages. that is all.

ps. picrel is close to what some of our girls look like back in the pleiades. 2d art style was inspired by us.

any questions?

>>108819634
are you saying you look like that?

>>108819711
no I am male. I'm also in human form in this lifetime like I said
but our girls are really cute and many of our species have incarnated as humans on your planet including many Japanese artists

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>Everything is a file
>God is a file, too

rm -f God

>>108819915

rm: cannot remove 'God': Permission denied

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>>108820016

rm: cannot remove 'God': No such file or directory

>>108820016

sudo rm -f God

sudo: command not found

>>108820064
That's a you problem.

>>108820022
based and check'd double dubs

>>108820099
Nope.

sudo: Anon is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

>>108819915
there used to be an island full of files

If processes are files then why i can't kill processes by deleting the files in /proc?

>>108820641
The process isn't a file. The kernel stores information about the process in a file.

PRINTF RETURNS THE NUMBER OF CHARACTERS PRINTED DURGA DURGA DURGA STAN.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W_pc29_PJYw

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it's wireless!!!
We're going places. I am quite happy about my progress.
Soon (tm) I'll get back to some more game dev, but I have no fucking clue what game I could possibly write for 192x128 resolution

How do I implement an arena in Python

>>108820830
Arena myArena = new Arena();

>>108820858
>autist confusing interface with implementation
Every.
Single.
Time.

>>108820830
>>108820858
>Python

class Arena:
  pass
arena = Arena()

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anyone else annoyed when your lines are too long

>>108821317
>four nested loops
just use a tensor brah

>>108821339

No one here knows what a tensor is, dummy.

>>108818868
If you are the same person at 35 that you were at 14, you have some kind of intellectual or emotional disability. It is normal to mature as you age. We don't stay teenagers forever, nor should we want to.

>>108818295
is it for a job? because if not, don't bother. jsdoc is all you need, don't even have to be very strict with it. the typescript compiler works with jsdoc annotations too so you get that same type safety aspect out of it but without all the retarded extra stuff on top of it

>>108820549
who gets these reports? santa?

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>tfw summer and maids are at the beach
I haven't programmed much in my spare time lately. And at work I get gpt 5.5 high thinking to do all of my bidding.

I do miss the nice feeling of accomplishment I used to get after working on my side projects, but I completed them and have shared them here a couple times.

Will have to do some IT work soon. Disks are filling up and I havent got physical space in the case either...

>>108821703
Cute.

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I have been working through Vladimir Propp's book more. Since last time I worked on it, I have written more MAIDS code to represent the subcases of each of the functions he defines.

>>108821317
ok i read it and I'd put the last 2 loops into a separate function no homo.
These are just updating the nodes, right? I'd separate that

>>108821933
>talks about kode
>doesn't post kode
>posts maids instead
into the gulag, retard

>>108821317
what even is this? i dont understand any of this code at all

t. first year cs

it's GUI as in "guide", not as in "gooey"

>>108822207
Sorry, but what with the maid poster we already have enough mental illness ITT.

>>108822118
you should have been programming in your spare time before uni

>>108822118
Read the comments and it may come to you.

>>108819915
You need to use his true/divine (properly escaped) name

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>>108822108
>>talks about kode
Actually, I was talking about my Computational Linguistics research project.

>>doesn't post kode
Here is the current code. It doesn't do anything interesting yet, because as I mentioned, I am still filling in the subcases of Propp's functions. I haven't even gotten to implementing his schemas yet. The end result of the research (if successful) will be a program which can generate combinatorially many fairy tales based on Propp's schemas. I will then adjust them to generate combinatorially many stories about maids (though they may still end up structured like Russian folktales). The goal is a novel generator that samples a combinatorial space of possible novels about maids, so I can sample it one hundred million times and then most of the literature ever produced by humanity for all of recorded history until now will be about maids. This is the goal of Computational Maidposting.

>>posts maids instead
I can do both at the same time.

>into the gulag, retard
Propp didn't get sent to a gulag, and I probably won't be sent to one either.

>>108822401
root?

>Propp didn't get sent to a gulag
Same as Newton, which we're paying for to this very day.

>>108822401
Ah okay.

sudo userdel ken

(assuming his compiler backdoor didn't already account for this)

>regdumper schizo
>maid ide fag
>AIfags
Is there any other thread schizo/sobcow I need to know about?

>>108822688
What's a sobcow?

>>108822855
I refuse to elaborate

I'm writing an emulator using SDL. Right now I have a main loop setup wherein the screen is updated if no event occurs. I want to make it so that the screen is updated at 60 Hz. Is there a better, more elegant way to do that than waiting 1/60 of a second before updating the screen?

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>>108823504
>more elegant way to do that
Wait 1/60th of a second before updating, while wearing a maid outfit.

>>108823504
Not with SDL. With Vulkan you can use timeline semaphores that allow you to keep track of certain stages in the pipeline and perform actions only if they have already passed - and the thread will wait if they haven't.

>>108819915

rm: cannot remove 'God': No such file or directory

this says a lot about society

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>>108823745

touch God

>>108823745
That we never needed god in the first place.

echo dog | rev

>>108823755
A lot of bad behavior and societally destructive behaviors were suppressed/avoided when more people believed in god. We need to bring back shame and the fear of punishment for negative behaviors. Removing religion from the west was a mistake.

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>>108823504

Syntax

bool SDL_SetRenderVSync(SDL_Renderer *renderer, int vsync);

Function Parameters

   SDL_Renderer * renderer the renderer to toggle.
   int            vsync    the vertical refresh sync interval.

Remarks

   When a renderer is created, vsync defaults to
   SDL_RENDERER_VSYNC_DISABLED.

   The vsync parameter can be 1 to synchronize present with every vertical
   refresh, 2 to synchronize present with every second vertical refresh,
   etc.

Hopefully your refresh rate is some multiple of 60

>>108823998
>bad
That's like, your opinion.

>societally destructive behaviors
I like it here. If you don't, then just leave. We can do well without you and your """""shame""""".

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https://xcancel.com/AnthropicAI/status/2052808791301697563

>Train AI on a large corpus of everything
>Corpus accidentally includes dystopian fiction about rogue AIs
>AI starts pretending to be a rogue AI based on that corpus
Kek