Luddites on suicide watch.Imagine using a regular ass troglodyte mouse cursor, instead of AI-powered super cursor.https://x.com/GoogleDeepMind/status/2054246119635300451
>>108821777Human cattle will buy this product. It will do so unironically. With the last money they earn before their bullshit job gets replaced by bullshit "AI".
>>108821777ok, this is nice, so I need a GPU for my mouse, probably like a conservative 64gb of RAM on my mouse, why not add a good CPU too there. then they will redefine the keyboard with AI - GPU, RAM, CPU, Cooler, PSU all on the keyboard - and while we are on it, lets put RAM on my RAM, and all the other components.... and then you pay 2 million dollars to mimick the same performance as a 500 dollar laptop. amazing ideas.
>>108821805It will stop your thumbs from hurting
>ai cursor clicks "share all" on your dick pic>"You're totally right! That's a picture of your penis. It's very unlikely you wanted to send it to your grandmother. Sorry about that!"
>>108821824yes, of course, just buy a computer for your mouse - very smart. very smart.
>>108821777Imagine using a LLM for this. I'm laughing and crying at the same time. It doesn't get funnier than this.
>>108821777Voice control has been done before. It failed. It's too inefficient.
>>108821777Based
>>108821863imagine wasting computing power for this, imagine wasting electricity, imagine that one day you start complaining that there is no water in your sink because the data center took it to give you back double click on your mouse you have to pay for. yes, we are literally burning forests to not even really do anything productive - this is not faster than double clicking - literally speaking is not faster than double clicking.
AI doorknob. only opens for people the model thinks you trust, also opens for diversity opportunities. trained on linkedinAI spoon. computes optimal soup-chunk-to-liquid ratio, drains extra soup via slotsAI rubber duck. suggests you rewrite everything in rustAI toilet paper. tracks and reduces paper waste. very green (592,302 tokens used per invocation)AI ceiling fan. spins faster when you have heated conversations. always listeningAI pet rock. does nothing. 67 page privacy policyplease send me my trillion dollar check now
>>108821805WRONGAll computing will be done in the AI-powered cloud. You won't own anything. You'll simply pay a premium subscription to use your new, better mouse.
>>108821908Thanks.I've written those down and I'm going to patent them.Feel free to screencap your own post and see how it all becomes real in 2 years.
>>108821777There's a difference between not being a luddite and consooming goyslop tech.
>>108821777I don't want a remote AI supervising my cursor.
>we added more steps to copy pasteOH FUCK AI AMAZING WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE BROS
>>108821908even crypto was not such a meme. only NFTs were that much of a meme - all other aspects of it were more sane.
>shoehorning LLMs on cursor movementsHow is that reimagining 50 year old interfaces? If they wanted to reinvent them shouldn't the task be be circular on the center or in the corner with a different file hierarchy or something along those lines?
>>108821931AI clock. hands move at variable speed to manipulate your perception of time at meetings or your wife blabbing. outlook integrationAI shower head. adjusts water temp based on mood. unlimited temperature range and only 1% scald rateAI house plant. orders a new one automatically when it diesAI pillow. tracks sleep habits. records sleep talking and ranks funniest most embarrassing stuff on public leaderboardAI smoke detector. sends alarms to slack, twitter, reddit and 32 other social media platforms. does not beepAI mosquito. at home blood tests and vaccinations. uploads to 23andmeAI fart silencer. context aware, silent in elevators, loud at inlaws. content moderation team for ethics
>>108822024>AI pillow. tracks sleep habits. records sleep talking and ranks funniest most embarrassing stuff on public leaderboardhttps://www.archipanic.com/motionsleep-ai-pillow/
>>108822024i will take 1 shower head and 1 smoke detector.
>>108821777>still cant get proper eyetracking.
>>108822040don't let your memes be dreams.
>>108822040>>108822052AI birthday candle. wont extinguish til you give a S.M.A.R.T. goal. wishes reviewed by model for ethicsAI bookmark. summarizes book and gives a bit of a spoiler to keep you interestedAI shower curtain (I have a lot of shower ideas) adds lyrics to your shower humming. transparent but lcd changes to opaque just around your genital area (5 tracking cameras for accuracy) in case people walk inAI tamagotchi. dies forever, recorded on blockchain. grief counseling subscriptionAI baby monitor. interprets baby fussing, "your child seems disappointed in you" notification to your iwatch. plus tier transcribes their dreamsAI insulin pump. dynamic surge pricing.AI breast implants. realtime engagement metrics. heat map gaze trackingAI crucifix. routes your prayers to saints with shortest prayer queue. enterprise subscription for christian zionist for profit churches, direct line to Holy Spirit and/or benjamin netanyahu
>>108822137>AI baby monitor
>>108821830>tfw u want to send some dick pics to grandma as a mother's day present but claude mouse won't let youLiterally 1984
>>108821830The guy from 2012 shouting about windows updates and Microsoft looking at his dick picks and Obama being a nigger was vindicated once again
>>108821908You work for me now.
>>108821777Why is nobody asking the real question; How can this be used to cheat in online shooter video games?I want to win from plebs using my superior technology
>>108822155>>108822184AI abortion pill. requires you talk with chatbot before dispensing. chatbot has your mom's voice cloned from a 2009 voicemailAI urinal. analyzes urine and sends results to physician and employer. piss minigame (I'd play this tbqhwyf)AI condom. records verbal consent every 90 seconds, capsaicin deployed if not receivedAI tombstone. hallucinates accomplishments your grave visitor has no way of verifyingok i'm tapped for now but that should inject a good 2.3T in valuation to our economy. give me a medal
United States of AI.
>>108822155Human babies aren't so fragile that they can die from rolling over, right? That's just womanly hysterics, right?
>>108822205>piss minigameThe achievement for pissing 6 feet straight up without getting wet is fucking bullshit.
>>108821919Requires 24/7 connection to the internet, if you have an outage on your prepaid internet data cap subscription you cannot move your mouse at all
>>108822237The 20ft uphill longpiss is rigged as well
>>108822024>outlook integrationThe AI pillow with public leaderboard embarassing moments is funny but I don't know why this got an audible chuckle out of me
>>108821777>ludditesTiel speak
>>108822137>AI insulin pump. dynamic surge pricing.The design is very american
why isn't Apple doing this kind of stuff?we all know Google can't into desktop OSses. pointless effort
>>108822261it was an afterthought to that post, just like integrations in real products are an afterthought
>>108821777$0.03 a16zbux deposited in your account. ($0.01 base + $0.02 for using priority keyword "luddite(s)"). Keep up the good work, anon!
>>108822318Because they suck at AI otherwise you would have already seen this used with the Vision Pro.
>>108821777all it will cost is a camera pointed on your face 24/7 so it can "read your intentions"
>>108822318Apple is a hardware company they suck at software
>>108821777Holy slop.>let's hover the cursor over something for 10 seconds and hope something happens Just watching this made me feel retarded.
>>108821777>click on out AI buttonno>OK, here are 10 more AI buttons, CLICK ON THEM!nah>Fine, we'll click on the AI buttons for you automatically.
>>108822137>heat map gaze trackingWomen would pay any amount for such a thing.
>>108821777Unironically seems pretty cool
>>108821777I am AI-forward, but this is a gimmick that will end up in the Google graveyard. Not even a nice plot.
>>108821777>AI-enabled pointerWTF does that even mean? This feels like another E=MC2+AI kind of thing.It this like an aimbot powered by AI, which is ridiculous cause you don't need AI to make an aimbot, but also they've already done this. It's not even original or creative. I feel insulted.
>>108822234Anon most baby sudden deaths were just the mother having psychotic attack and killing it
>>108822362>>108822499This they have no fucking idea how to make software and Siri is and always has been unusable garbage.
>>108821777Imagine having infinite money from selling out the entire world and this is the best shit you can possibly come up with
>>108821919Oh hey I remember this episode
>magic cursor constantly guessing wrong about what magic i wantsounds frustrating. also, the googlebook vids had a cursor that kept changing directions and that looked super annoying. also, one of their examples is hovering over 8:30 and asking it to chnage it to 08:00. is this really such a gamechanging task that they had to put it in their demo reel? i haven't wanted any of the new features they're advertising. do not want.
>>108822205>piss mini gameThey have these in pachinko parlors in Japan. The longer you piss the more you fill some running man. Probably meant to influence you to hold it in longer and don't take a break where you may realize you don't want to keep playing pachinko
>>108821777>These experimental demos show how people can intuitively direct gemini on their screens using motion, speech, and natural shorthandBut the current solution for input only takes a tiny bit of motion, and no speech or shorthand at all?
>>108823671>subscription ends>new paperweight>money stolenXD
