>>108831581
I will "securely connect" my dick to Sam Altman's mouth.

>>108831581
Yes, I need help counting all the zeros.

Spoiler:
There's only 1.

>>108831581
What could possibly go wrong?

We've seen AI agents autonomously destroy entire company databases including the backups. Do we really want to put them in charge of actual money?

>>108831581
For what purpose?

No need, all banks will do a forced implementation before 2030.

>>108831581
Not in America. I've heard they would help "subscription" scammers steal money from you even if you use a dedicated debit card for that service. 'Murrican bank would just convert it into a credit card without asking you, or use an entirely different card or smth.
If my bank did that to me, I would consider bank robbery to be perfectly legal. Bank robbed the people -> people rob the bank, would be fine by me.

>>108831593
of course you would, its empty

>>108831581
I barely trust the security of banks in my country as is. I've worked at a couple, and they're filled with a bunch of fucking retards. I spread my assets over multiple banks.

Sam Altman is an evil gay

>>108831581
If you don't connect your bank account to ChatGPT then you are antisemitic and hate Israel.

>>108831593
>luddite
Tiel speak

>>108831593
>>108832229
>>>/ai/

>>108831593
>>108832229
*Bzzt*, sorry Anon. You need to use "luddite" *in* the message to be eligible for the $0.01 a16zbux. Try again next time and keep up the good work representing us on the Chans!

>>108832561
idk, @ $0.05 per spam shitpost, anons gotta have a tidy sum together by now.

>>108832284
??
where are you from where you can sign up for a subscription but then are not liable for it? you signed a valid contract and owe payments now. cancelling your card doesn't change that.
if it's an actual scam, american credit cards with generous chargebacks policies are better than a debit card -- a debit card first debits the money from your actual account.

I wouldn't even

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>>108832193
https://openai.com/index/personal-finance-chatgpt/
>With your financial accounts connected, ChatGPT can combine that reasoning with your real financial context and what you’ve shared about your goals, lifestyle, and priorities, helping you spot patterns, understand tradeoffs, and plan for big decisions in a way that feels more personal and complete. Now you can ask questions like:

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>>108832284
chatgpt would do the opposite

>>108831593
alright then
prove it

>>108831581
ofc im kinda dumb and i dont trust myself to make the basilisk happy on my own so now that the ai can spend the money on itself i can just work and not worry about messing up and getting tortued

>>108835992
>ai can spend the money on itself
cannot.

https://openai.com/index/personal-finance-chatgpt/
>When you connect your accounts, ChatGPT can access your balances, transactions, investments, and liabilities to help visualize your finances or answer your questions.
>It cannot see full account numbers or make any changes to your accounts.

>>108831581
I wouldn't connect my throwaway email to that shit.

>>108831581
Use case?

>>108831593
Is this guy unironically a bot? I swear I see him every thread that even tangentially relates to AI, posting the same forced meme, usually saying the exact same thing or some slight variation thereof

>>108836149
biobot, a fate worse than death

>>108831593
Kill yourself, poopesh

>>108836149
Worse, he's brown

>>108835971
>Subscriptions
>
>Monthly
>
>Annual
>
>$402
>
>Pilates Studio
>
>PS
>
>$200.00
>
>Monthly June 4
>
>Local Times
>
>Monthly June 10
>
>Rice Flower Grocery Co-op
>
>Monthly June 15
>
>$12.00
>
>$99.00
...do normalfags really?

>>108838779
>i want my trophy wife to get fat
>t. virgin

>>108831593
SAAAAAAR AI WILL REPLACE YOU SAAAAAAR

>>108831593
how have you not been perma banned yet for flooding the board